Zach Weinersmith's Blog, page 370
December 25, 2015
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Connections

Hovertext: All language reduces to a finite string of Hitlers.
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December 24, 2015
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Car Seat

Hovertext: The really hard thing is to click the latch into place while the fabric of spacetime is being destroyed.
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December 23, 2015
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Other Riddles of the Sphinx

Hovertext: With apologies to anyone of good taste.
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December 22, 2015
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - GOD

Hovertext: Hallowed be thy name, Steve.
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December 21, 2015
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - E-Stalking

Hovertext: All old ladies wear pink Mother Hubbard dresses and sit in rocking chairs all the time.
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December 20, 2015
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Thank you for the sex

Hovertext: PS: Make America Great Again
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December 19, 2015
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Quantum Mechanics is Weird

Hovertext: And lo, The Lord spake, saying, Let the fundamental equations contain an imaginary component.
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Wooh! The "Both Shows" for London tickets sold about 10% on day one :) Please buy soon if you want the discount!
December 18, 2015
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Licorice

Hovertext: Not to mention the difficulty of synchronizing your efforts with my once-per-solstice state of carnal arousal!
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Tickets are now on sale for BAHFest London! There are two shows, but we have very limited seating! Please buy soon to lock in your spot.
December 17, 2015
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Dad Jokes

Hovertext: Later, it turns out this was all the payoff to a Dad-prank.
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Don't try this at home.
December 16, 2015
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Science Communication

Hovertext: Anything I don't understand explains everything I don't understand.
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It begins.


