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December 18, 2017

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Splice

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Of course, in real life if you formed a grammar club, the only attendees would be linguists looking to talk shit.

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Published on December 18, 2017 09:04

December 17, 2017

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Melville

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Anyone emailing me to mention that Moby-Dick is actually a good book will be forced to sit in town square on a short stool, wearing a hat that reads 'stater of the obvious.'

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Published on December 17, 2017 07:52

December 16, 2017

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Cranium

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Feet became less like hands because, for bipedals, it's not useful to give someone the finger with them.

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Published on December 16, 2017 08:30

December 15, 2017

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Focus

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Ironically, this comic was posted 30 minutes late because I lost track of time.

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Published on December 15, 2017 08:31

December 14, 2017

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Pie

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I don't believe in the concept of personal property that isn't mine.

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Published on December 14, 2017 08:30

December 13, 2017

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Ellipsis

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Half of you are rolling your eyes because it's too dorky and half of you are rolling your eyes because it's not dorky enough.

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Published on December 13, 2017 08:20

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Cucurbits

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I feel like the next time someone asks 'what is SMBC about' I'm just going to point at this comic.

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Published on December 13, 2017 07:30

December 12, 2017

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Apes

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In fact, I'm gonna time travel and kill baby you.

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Published on December 12, 2017 08:58

December 11, 2017

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Naughty

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It's too bad Santa doesn't believe in predestination. He could give you a lifetime of presents in one go.

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Published on December 11, 2017 08:27

December 10, 2017

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Snowflake

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Sweetie, the only things in creation that are always true to themselves are subatomic particles.

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Published on December 10, 2017 08:28