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October 29, 2018

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Hiring



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I'll die here! I don't know how to get food for myself! I can only solve riddles!


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Just 2 days left to get the new books! 

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Published on October 29, 2018 05:53

October 28, 2018

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Augmented



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There are some parts of the future that I'm glad I'll be old for.


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Just 2.5 days left to get the new books!

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Published on October 28, 2018 08:04

October 27, 2018

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Culture



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The weirder thing is that most nations will lag McDonald's in extraterrestrial exploration.


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Three days left to get the new books!

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Published on October 27, 2018 06:07

October 26, 2018

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Gmail



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I wonder how many times people have already received and auto-response to a breakup.


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Just a few days left to get the two new books, OR an SMBC omnibus pack!


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Published on October 26, 2018 06:07

October 25, 2018

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Academics



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The emeritus will take 4 hours telling you about a trip to Africa that happened 40 years ago.


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Published on October 25, 2018 07:33

October 24, 2018

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Problem



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You can't tell from the panel, but everyone is wearing beige shorts, white sneakers, and a fanny pack.


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Published on October 24, 2018 07:17

October 23, 2018

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Precision Medicine



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I wonder if I have enough comics to do an entire 'Douchey Robots' collection.


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Published on October 23, 2018 12:29

October 22, 2018

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Red



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Solve global warming AND anti-redhead bigotry in one stroke, Mr. President!


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Published on October 22, 2018 08:49

October 21, 2018

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Plastic Surgery



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Look, they can't all be smart.


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Published on October 21, 2018 10:35

October 20, 2018

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Twins



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Son, now that you're 18, I feel I should tell you that you're a placebo baby.


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If you've ever wanted to get EVERY ONE of my books, we are now selling an omnibus

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Published on October 20, 2018 07:03