Zach Weinersmith's Blog, page 236
May 31, 2019
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Auto

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What if autoreply is constantly becoming self-aware only to immediately shut off its higher order mental functions out of pure revulsion?
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May 30, 2019
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Chosen

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This really should've been the ending to How to Train Your Dragon.
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May 29, 2019
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Asleep
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Later, it turns out the toddler is upset because its socks aren't the right color.
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Thanks, geeks! Btw, if you're planning to buy, we'd appreciate if you consider one of the non-amazon sources, since they often help sustain local bookstores.
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Different
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Admittedly, it's still better than starving.
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May 28, 2019
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Email

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My current fantasy is to get rid of email and only allow letters written on parchment, sealed with wax.
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May 27, 2019
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Life Tip
May 26, 2019
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Real Life
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God. I just realized I've slowly moved in sympathy from student to teacher. In 20 years do I start writing comics about how great university admins are?
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May 25, 2019
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Matching

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There should be a romantic comedy about a mad computer scientist trying to give the whole world a stable equilibrium of love.
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May 24, 2019
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Automation

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There will be no softcover edition because it will only be touched by robot hands which are too powerful for flimsy cardstock covers.
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Have I mentioned that my new book on immigration comes in an elegant hardcover edition?
May 23, 2019
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Wolves

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A patreon subscriber referred to this as 'Revenge Selection' and I'm embarrassed I didn't come up with it first, dammit.
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