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May 31, 2019

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Auto



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What if autoreply is constantly becoming self-aware only to immediately shut off its higher order mental functions out of pure revulsion?


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Published on May 31, 2019 06:29

May 30, 2019

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Chosen



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This really should've been the ending to How to Train Your Dragon.


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Published on May 30, 2019 06:52

May 29, 2019

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Asleep



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Later, it turns out the toddler is upset because its socks aren't the right color.


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Thanks, geeks! Btw, if you're planning to buy, we'd appreciate if you consider one of the non-amazon sources, since they often help sustain local bookstores.

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Published on May 29, 2019 06:43

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Different



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Admittedly, it's still better than starving.


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Published on May 29, 2019 06:38

May 28, 2019

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Email



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My current fantasy is to get rid of email and only allow letters written on parchment, sealed with wax.


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Published on May 28, 2019 06:48

May 27, 2019

May 26, 2019

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Real Life



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God. I just realized I've slowly moved in sympathy from student to teacher. In 20 years do I start writing comics about how great university admins are?


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Published on May 26, 2019 09:07

May 25, 2019

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Matching



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There should be a romantic comedy about a mad computer scientist trying to give the whole world a stable equilibrium of love.


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Published on May 25, 2019 08:59

May 24, 2019

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Automation



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There will be no softcover edition because it will only be touched by robot hands which are too powerful for flimsy cardstock covers.


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Have I mentioned that my new book on immigration comes in an elegant hardcover edition?

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Published on May 24, 2019 04:44

May 23, 2019

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Wolves



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A patreon subscriber referred to this as 'Revenge Selection' and I'm embarrassed I didn't come up with it first, dammit.


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Published on May 23, 2019 07:07