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April 5, 2020

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - The Humans



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I wonder if you could convince people that humans naturally have feathers when not eating a toxic western diet.


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Published on April 05, 2020 08:26

April 4, 2020

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Foraging



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Thanks to the Patreon Squad for helping me fix an earlier version of this!


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Published on April 04, 2020 08:32

April 3, 2020

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - The Point



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Later he finds his true calling being forgotten about at the end of lines of code.


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Published on April 03, 2020 08:10

April 2, 2020

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Pu



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Blessings upon every tweeter who contributed to this solution. I decided not to include cladding because cladding is for losers.


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<!DOCTYPE html PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD HTML 4.0 Transitional//EN" "http://www.w3.org/TR/REC-html40/loose...

If I get at least 4 people offering one million dollars a piece I'll run a kickstarter for this with FREE bookmarks.

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Published on April 02, 2020 08:37

April 1, 2020

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Rolling



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Fortunately, by the time grave robbery turns out to be illegal, they have enough venture capital that laws don't apply.


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Published on April 01, 2020 09:28

March 31, 2020

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Class



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Old man Weinersmith shakes his cane at you.


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Published on March 31, 2020 08:32

March 30, 2020

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Performance Review



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If you can find 3 more of you, I get an even bigger raise!


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Published on March 30, 2020 08:17

March 29, 2020

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Wishes



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Really, the optimal wish is to be perfectly satisfied with your remaining wishes.


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Published on March 29, 2020 13:44

March 28, 2020

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Strata



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I'm suddenly terribly afraid that this is actually a me-specific behavior and I've just outed myself.


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Published on March 28, 2020 08:57

March 27, 2020

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Consignment



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10 points to anyone who tries this.


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Published on March 27, 2020 08:02