Hovertext:Imagine having to lay abed night after night, knowing that you'll never have any first edition holofoils.
Hovertext:Sorry, no, chimps can't shave themselves. Deal with it.
Hovertext:Just to be clear, the drawing in panel 5 does not want to talk about your relationship. Please proceed to the end of the comic.
Hovertext:Bless you, patreon typo squad. You are the sexiest of symposia.
Hovertext:If you go back 100,000 years, being able to launch a wooden dinghy is pretty much the best you can hope for.
Hovertext:In the first draft of this I called anti-negging 'pozzing,' which apparently would've been in colossally poor taste.
Hovertext:Like look at these leaves. 14 oakitudes, minimum.
Hovertext:Somewhere out there, and economist doesn't see what the joke is.
Hovertext:There's pre and post, but what's in the middle? Entremature? Mesomature?
Hovertext:If you don't cook it, it's a frozen dessert!
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