Zach Weinersmith's Blog, page 162
May 22, 2021
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Weird
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I wonder how many times people have gotten a divorce that could've been avoided with a timely granola bar.
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May 21, 2021
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Carbonite
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You don't need to send me a technical hate-mail. Actually, I'm a big fan of Star Track.
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May 20, 2021
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Relativity
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As seen in the forthcoming Only Fermi Paradox Jokes SMBC collection.
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May 19, 2021
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Mom
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Simultaneously appearing to foam at the mouth was a bit too far, though.
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May 18, 2021
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Science
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And don't forget: In conclusion, the paper you are holding said the stuff the paper you are holding said.
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May 17, 2021
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Blue
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I think Stoic philosophy would be more popular if it all came out of the mouth of a happy pixie.
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May 16, 2021
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Platonic
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Later it turns out he's secretly keeping the version of pi that ends with 6.
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May 15, 2021
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Wallet
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Everyone said I wouldn't find these sort of joke funny after I had kids, but it's been just the opposite.
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May 14, 2021
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Shit
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Credit to McWhorter's 'Nine Nasty Words' for inspiring this. I hasten to note, Patreon subscribers have determined that a 9-shit variation is possible.
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May 13, 2021
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Drugs
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I feel strongly this is a better business model for Whole Foods and am prepared to deliver 3 hour lecture to Mr. Bezos.
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