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May 18, 2022

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Efficient



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If you play long enough, it's not a bet, since the outcome is certain.


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Published on May 18, 2022 09:17

May 17, 2022

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Trolley Realism



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There's nothing on the chalkboard, because you wouldn't pay attention anyway.


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Published on May 17, 2022 11:28

May 16, 2022

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Right In



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May the Lord chill out by the time you die, amen.


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Published on May 16, 2022 10:29

May 15, 2022

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Shell



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On sale in the SMBC store now for just $5,000 per shell.


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Published on May 15, 2022 07:50

May 14, 2022

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Apocalack



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Imagine no news. Only beans.


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Published on May 14, 2022 09:53

May 13, 2022

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Golden



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This graph is exactly, EXACTLY to scale.


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Published on May 13, 2022 10:47

May 12, 2022

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Secret Identity



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There really should be an app that teaches you to take everything bad into your life and change it to a perversion.


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Published on May 12, 2022 11:08

May 11, 2022

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Compensation



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Eventually they work their way through the entire family tree, go out to a bar, then drunkenly conceive a child who never loves its father.


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Published on May 11, 2022 13:28

May 10, 2022

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Grind



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Did you know that the word amateur comes from the Latin amare, meaning 'to love'?


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Published on May 10, 2022 11:25

May 9, 2022

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Soul



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I don't get why people are so attached to these things.


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Published on May 09, 2022 08:56