Hovertext:If you play long enough, it's not a bet, since the outcome is certain.
Hovertext:There's nothing on the chalkboard, because you wouldn't pay attention anyway.
Hovertext:May the Lord chill out by the time you die, amen.
Hovertext:On sale in the SMBC store now for just $5,000 per shell.
Hovertext:Imagine no news. Only beans.
Hovertext:This graph is exactly, EXACTLY to scale.
Hovertext:There really should be an app that teaches you to take everything bad into your life and change it to a perversion.
Hovertext:Eventually they work their way through the entire family tree, go out to a bar, then drunkenly conceive a child who never loves its father.
Hovertext:Did you know that the word amateur comes from the Latin amare, meaning 'to love'?
Hovertext:I don't get why people are so attached to these things.
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