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My favorite things, 2014 online edition, or “Things on the internet that actually DIDN’T tick me off!”

I know that I complain/gripe/grouse (“grouse” is a word that doesn’t get used nearly often enough, don’t you think?) about the Internet enough that you couldn’t be blamed if you thought I was a seventy-something guy standing on the front porch in my bathrobe and slippers yelling YOU KIDS GET OFF MY LAWN! But I don’t do that, mainly because I don’t have a whole lot invested in the quality of our front lawn. (The back yard, on the other hand, looks pretty darn nice.)

Wait, I’ve gotten off track again. Where was I? Oh, right, grousing about the Internet. As much as I complain about it, particularly when it comes to social media, it occurs to me that there are actually quite a few things on the web that I enjoy and look forward to. And really, why not share those things, right?

Welcome to Nightvale. When I go to the gym or go running, I’m usually listening to podcasts. A few of my favorites are Game Night Guys, which is hosted by Brian and Curtis, two guys in Phoenix, Arizona who focus on one board game per episode and teach you how to play it; Pod Is My Copilot, which is three friends catching up on their lives and I know that sounds mundane, but it is so hilarious and so inappropriate, which is a huge part of its appeal; Four Courses, which is my friend Andy and his friend Kyle dishing about all things culinary and restaurant-based in the St. Louis area (and you may think well that can’t be much, and you’d be wrong—they know how to eat around here); and What Some Would Call Lies, which doesn’t update as often as it used to but is still well worth a listen. My favorite, though, is Welcome to Nightvale, the story of a desert town where things are not quite what you’d expect. It’s told through the guise of a community radio announcer named Cecil who keeps the community up to date on goings-on with the dog park (do not look at the hooded figures in the dog park; in fact, just don’t go in the dog park), the sheriff’s secret police (and their helicopters); Nightvale’s rivalry with neighboring community Desert Bluffs; and Cecil’s boyfriend, Carlos, who is a scientist (and scientists are always okay).

The Truth. Yes, another podcast. This is from Radiotopia, and each episode features a new story, usually around 10 or 20 minutes, and it’s like the radio plays from way back when (ask your grandparents what those were, kids), only they’re usually a little more twisted. The latest one, “Naughty or Nice,” is about an elf who works for Santa and has misgivings about the way things are run….

The #newf hashtag on Instagram. Careful readers will remember that up until August of 2013, my best friend had four feet and black fur. Dakota may have left the planet, but there are tons—somewhat literally—of lovable Newfoundlands to be found on Instagram. (I should know, I’m following most of them.)

Brain Pickings. A blog of curated articles from all over. Maria Popova gathers information about everything from science to creativity to spirituality—basically, everything that she thinks matters and/or is interesting. Right now there’s a post up detailing her 20 favorite articles from the past year, so that’s a good place to start.

Pocket. I tend to be easily distracted when it comes to browsing online, and Pocket is extremely helpful to me in keeping track of things I want to read (or at least think I want to read) but may not have time to read right now. You may say Well, that sounds a lot like plain old bookmarks and you’d be right—except that Pocket syncs all of my saved links between devices so I just have to fire it up to continue reading. Also, it saves the pages for offline browsing, so I don’t have to be connected to a network to read. You can also tag each link with keywords to group things that might have a common theme; when I was in grad school, I had tags for “thesis” and “climate change,” and now that I’m teaching I have tags for “young adult” and “short fiction” and “workshop,” that sort of thing.

Happy New Year, kids!

 

Why rejection is good for the soul

I got another rejection notice yesterday. It was for a story I wrote during grad school, in my fiction workshop with Linda Svendsen, about a couple in the St. Louis suburbs dealing with a wayward armadillo. (I think I’ve written about that story here before, but anyway.) There was an article in the Missouri Botanical Garden’s member magazine about how climate change was making northerly locations more hospitable for animals like the armadillo, and it got me thinking about things and people that are out of place in the place they’ve chosen to live, which is a common theme in a lot of what I write, and…

Well, I’m getting off track again. This is about rejection, not this story in particular.

Anyway, I have a spreadsheet where I keep track of these things. Because you know, rejection on its own isn’t good enough. You have to keep a reminder of it! So that you remember it every time you open the file! Because it’s good for you!

I exaggerate. But you know this already, right?

Anyway, I keep track of this stuff because it would be embarrassing to think “You know, I think this story would be a good fit for [insert name of fantastic and prestigious litmag where you read that awesome story last month and it would be a dream come true to get something published there]” and then send it in only to hear back from them with “Uh, yeah, you sent this to us already and we still don’t want it.”

I’m not the only person who worries about that, am I? (Just say, “No, Jeff, of course you’re not.” Just do that for me.)

So my point (See? I have a point! And I’m getting to it!) is that since I keep a spreadsheet, I know that I’ve sent out stories twenty-six times this year and received twenty-five rejections. That’s about one story every two weeks, which is in fact about half as often as I was hoping to submit stories this year, but glass half full! That’s still pretty good.

Why do I bring this up? Well, a writer I know recently got his third rejection notice recently. Third rejection of the year. He was perhaps a bit dejected about that, but my thought was, “You need to send things out more.”

Yes, it’s true that you need to develop a thick skin about submitting your work. That’s because sometimes you will need to submit your work a lot before you get to an acceptance. Sometimes you’re lucky and it happens right away. Sometimes it takes forever and you keep tweaking or wholesale changing the story because you think maybe it’s not quite there yet. Sometimes you might wonder if anyone is ever going to publish a story and you pour yourself another glass of Chardonnay and say “no one gets it I might as well give up and go back to working in marketing because I suck and this is never going to work I suck isuckisuckisuck.” And then someone sends you an e-mail and says they loved your story and want to publish it.

And that’s when you’re glad that you were persistent.

So my Christmas wish is for persistence, and for luck. For me as well as my fellow writers.

Happy holidays!

New York—I mean St. Louis—state of mind

Over at WNYC Radio’s Brian Lehrer Show, he recently had a segment on books about where to live, specifically, New York City—do you stay, or do you go? His guests were Sari Botton, who edited two anthologies of essays called Good Bye to All That and Never Can Say Goodbye: Writers on Their Unshakable Love for New York, and writer Alexander Chee, who has an essay in the second book and is originally from Maine. They talked about their personal experiences with the city as well as books that changed their thinking about New York. Go listen to it; it’s really interesting.

Naturally, it got me thinking about St. Louis.

It’s no secret that I’m of two minds about this city, which is not surprising since I think it’s in two minds about itself. Amid the boosterism and constant sports fanaticism, there’s also a chronic undercurrent of self-loathing and inferiority complex to the place’s mindset. It can’t escape the feeling that it could have been great at some point, but that honor went to Chicago, and now it doesn’t know what to be (except the poster child for the country’s race problems). Before he wrote The Corrections, Jonathan Franzen  wrote a novel titled The Twenty-Seventh City, set in St. Louis. At one point, St. Louis was the fourth-largest city in the United States. Since Franzen wrote that book, it’s slid even further, down to 53rd place.

The largest city in Missouri? Kansas City.

I don’t think a city has to be big to be great. Vancouver is big, but its metropolitan area is in fact smaller than St. Louis’s. Seattle stands taller than Portland, but given the choice, I’d rather live in Oregon.

There are things about St. Louis that I appreciate—the parks, the restaurants, the free museums, the microbreweries—but it’s hard to say that I love it. I can’t deny that St. Louis has been pretty good to me in some respects; it’s given me a backdrop for a lot of my writing, after all, and I’ve met many wonderful people who live here and have become my friends. But a lot of those people have moved away too, and sometimes I wonder if they know better than me. After all, I went away for grad school, and then I came back. How smart am I?

Maybe it’s partly because of my upbringing. As a military brat, I got used to moving around a lot, and even after I went away to college and was on my own, that persisted. I lived in about half a dozen apartments in St. Louis before I ended up buying a house. Wanderlust might be a defining trait of my character.

There’s also the lack of ocean. I was born in Hawaii, my family’s from Maine, and both my parents and my brother live near the coasts. (Although I don’t really believe in astrology, Scorpio’s a water sign.)

For better or worse, though, I’m here for the time being. And what I would love is to read a book about St. Louis that would change my opinion about living here. Or a book that you read about St. Louis that did that for you.

Does such a book exist? Let me know in the comments.

From 604 to 314

Right before I finished graduate school, I was in Seattle for AWP and had dinner with my friends James and Justin. (You know, it’s hard sometimes for me to believe that I’ve known James for more than 10 years now, and that we met through blogging. In spite of being in different cities, there we were typing words on screens and making these connections. Which is to say that as much as I’m occasionally a curmudgeonly luddite, I love some of the things that technology has done for me. Glass half full, glass half full!)

Anyway, where was I? Oh, right. So, back in March we were talking about my impending graduation and the excitement and trepidation that revolved around all of that (the excitement is gone; the trepidation? Not so much) and he said, “I hope you’re writing everything down because that is going to be one rough transition. It’s bound to make for an interesting essay.”

Boy oh boy, he was not wrong.

I know I’m not the only person who’s gone through this, and that my situation is probably not even that novel. People put their lives on hold and go to grad school, then emerge on the other side and find that they’ve changed, and so has their world, and that the pieces don’t quite line up the way they did before. In my case, returning to the non-academic world meant I was also leaving behind the land of low crime, universal health care, and poutine, not to mention an extensive network of writers and a national culture that placed more value on literature than ours does. (Yes, that’s a generalization, but when the Giller Prize longlist announcement is broadcast live on national media, I think that says something.)

One thing that I did realize recently, though, was that I haven’t completely left the Great White North behind.

If I’ve called or sent you a text in the last five months, you’ll have noticed that I’m calling from a 604 area code, not 314. I still have a Canadian cell phone. I don’t know what you’d call that decision. Part of it’s economic; even with paying extra for U.S. roaming and unlimited data, I’m only paying $54 a month for my cell phone. A bargain! And since I’m freelancing/still (F)unemployed!®, that’s a consideration.

Also, I’m still open to the possibility of working in Canada—I have a postgraduate work permit, after all, and Canada has poutine! So, win-win. It just has to be someplace my partner would want to visit, so the tar sands region of Alberta is out, as are most of the territories, although I did apply for a temporary position in Nunavut, so you never know.

My point (and I do have one!): The phone I got with my Canadian plan is old and is probably on its last legs. So now I’m torn: Try and find a new phone that will be compatible with a Wind Mobile sim card, or finally get a U.S. phone again?

And I still need to work on that essay James was talking about. So many things to do.

How my psyche works. It’s not pretty.

One of the questions I get asked a lot (and which I love) is “where do you get your ideas?” My usual answer is something like “Costco. They sell in bulk,” which of course is flip, but the real answer is, I get them from just about anywhere. Sometimes I don’t know where they come from, but they are undoubtedly an accumulation of things that I’ve heard or seen that are percolating in my subconscious until they pop to the surface.

So, how does that subconscious work? Well, I thought I’d share a stream of thought that occurred today. (It’s been edited slightly for clarity and effect, naturally.)

Me: Hmm, given how infrequent Bigfoot sightings are, it must be tough for any given Sasquatch to find love in the wild.

*ding*

Voice: Hi, Jeff!

Me: Good heavens! ’80s pop star Samantha Fox! What are you doing in my subconscious mind?

Samantha Fox: It’s time for your daily earworm, of course!

Me: No, wait—

Samantha Fox: You know who else needs love besides Bigfoot?

Me: Please, Ms. Fox, I beg you, no.

Samantha Fox: Naughty girls!

Samantha Fox: You know you love it.

Me: Dear lord, what have I done to deserve this?

Neil Tennant: We’ll be with you later.

And that’s how the magic happens.

Something to be thankful for

Here in the United States it’s Thanksgiving. It’s the day we remember how we arrived here as illegal immigrants over three hundred years ago and would have died without the assistance of the indigenous peoples. In thanks, we later began a process of systematic genocide against those original inhabitants that continues in overt and insidious ways to this day.

What? Not accurate?

Anyway, I suppose I should consider the things that I’m thankful for—besides chocolate, Kylie, and the wisdom of Julia Sugarbaker. I’m a writer. So I’m grateful that there are people out there who actually read the things I put down in words.

I was reminded of this last week, when N.S. Beranek posted a review of my story “Blackout” from the anthology Night Shadows: Queer Horror. This is a bit of a golden oldie, as it came out in 2012, but the story is also special to me because it’s something I originally wrote in 1990 for a campus ‘zine, put away, revised the hell out of, and then finally got published. There’s basically nothing left from the original draft in the final that was printed, except for a blizzard and an unfriendly ghost. I’m glad I didn’t throw it away.

Anyway, Beranek drew an interesting connection between this story, the story “Tea” that was included in Foolish Hearts, the mom in Detours, and some concepts in The Unwanted and came up with a comparison to something Ken Burns said. None of those connections would have occurred to me, and heck, I wrote the darn things. It’s not the first time that’s happened, either. I’ve gotten the occasional e-mail from readers mentioning things they liked about a story or book and what they thought it meant, and they’ve had insights that weren’t even on my radar.

That’s the thing about writing: The circuit isn’t completed until someone reads it, and every time that happens, it’s a different experience, and that kind of makes it a different story each time.

So, thanks to everyone who’s ever spent the time completing that circuit. And go check out Beranek’s blog and her own writing.

For now, though, go eat pie and think about white privilege.

Meanwhile, over at Dear Teen Me… hey, that’s me!

Have you heard of Dear Teen Me? It’s a website where authors write letters giving their younger selves the advice they wished they’d had at the time. It even became a book that has letters from more than 70 writers.

If you could talk to your younger self, would you? I’m not sure; the person I’ve become is an accumulation of all the things that I did and didn’t do in the last

This week, they’ve got a post by me up wherein I try to give my 13-year-old self some advice. Yeah, as if I’d listen to anyone when I was 13. Okay, so not much has changed; and your point is?

Anyway, go check it out, if for no other reason than you can see a photo of me when I was 17 in my high school cap and gown—you can see the small version off to the side here, but you’ll have to click through to Dear Teen Me to see the full horror—lordy, do I look ridiculous. (Again, not much has changed.) But! While you’re there you should also take a look at the other letters, which include one by my editor, Greg Herren. I think we’ve both gotten better with age.

Gateway to where, exactly

I know this is a blog about writing and my books and stories, and if you’ve read anything at all about blogging you’ve certainly encountered the admonition to stay on message. But you know, at this point it seems kind of frivolous to be talking about fantasy stories about mythical gods and goddesses and Amazons and gay teens and that sort of thing.

Don’t worry, I’ll get back to those later.

As some of you might know, I currently stay in St. Louis. If this were social media and I had to explain my relationship status with this city, I’d have to choose “it’s complicated.” There are a lot of things I like about this city—abundant public green spaces, affordability, wealth of cheap eats and phenomenal microbreweries, good indie bookstores, the Blues—and there’s a lot about that, frankly, I hate: the weather in the summer, the allergies all the time, the small-town/small-mind mentality that persists, the fact that it’s surrounded on three sides by the state of Missouri (which was once known as the Puke state; did you know this? I can believe it).

And then there’s the racism.

The St. Louis region has problems that go back decades, if not longer. Part of it is something I encountered when I first arrived here and was a copy editor at the North County Journals, a group of community newspapers that covered the part of the county that includes Ferguson. I was forever trying to keep straight the list of names of communities in the area, which was tough because there are so damn many of them. Go three blocks down Woodson Road, where our office was located, and you’d leave Woodson Terrace and pass through another municipality. Go to Natural Bridge Road and turn left, and you’re in another town. Turn right instead, and you’re in still another town. North County is like the Balkans. Each of those communities has its own police department, mostly white by contrast with the population living there, and its own municipal court (surprise! White too), which gathers the fines that go a long way toward keeping the city government running. Nope, those cities don’t support themselves by property taxes or sales taxes, but penalties charged to the mostly poor people who live there, a state made abundantly plain in this Washington Post article from September.

That’s obviously not all of the problem, but it’s pretty huge. Who wouldn’t see a system that preys on them as the enemy?

Unless you’ve been living under a rock (and these days, I honestly wouldn’t blame you for choosing those digs), you know that the grand jury considering an indictment against Darren Wilson for killing Michael Brown said “no.” The community response was, as you can imagine, explosive.

And understandable.

So, I started writing this blog post a couple days ago and was wondering if I’d even post it—have I mentioned before how slow of a writer I am? Part of the reason is because I obsess. (Okay, the main reason is because I procrastinate ever getting started, but that’s such another story.) Even the simplest e-mails I will read and reread and wonder if I’ve said things correctly. I’ve been doing that with this post—because really, what can the pasty white gay guy add to this conversation? Well, apart from raising the point that pasty white people and their fear and paranoia and systematic oppression of other groups of people for the past two-plus centuries are the real problem here, I can boost signal for the people who put things much more clearly and eloquently than I can.

And as timing would have it, my friend Pamela posted a link on Facebook to this St. Louis Argus column written by Tishaura Jones, my former state representative who’s now the treasurer for the city of St. Louis. She asks “what does justice look like?” and then she draws the picture for you. It involves the systematic dismantling of the tools of inequality that are in place now. Frankly, if none of that hard work gets done, then the region will not get peace, and maybe doesn’t deserve it.

There’s another thing I can do besides boost signal: I can point out that, even when the schools and public spaces have been closed during the protests, the Ferguson library has stayed open. Instead of spending money I don’t have in order to give people gifts they don’t need this holiday season, I’m going to make a donation to the library. Because

(Yes, I will use any excuse to post a picture of the 10th Doctor. Because David Tennant is a bit dreamy, isn’t he?)

There are other things you can do to help folks in Ferguson; check out the list here (courtesy of my colleague Rebekah).

Back to the Amazons and gods and goddesses later.

Nanowaitaminute, how many words?

So, the goal of Nanowrimo is to write 50,000 words (the equivalent of a short novel) during the month of November. At the moment, though, I couldn’t tell you how many words I’ve written.

That’s because I’m writing this novel longhand, for the most part. I have a vast stockpile of notebooks, notepads, journals, and super-fancy-looking books that have been accumulating for, well, for years. I’m really eager to use some of them, especially this blue one with the brocade fabric cover and the cord closure which was a gift from my mother (whose birthday was last Tuesday—hi, Mom). I have a shelf in the spare bedroom (one of these days I’ll actually have a home office, but I’m not holding my breath) that contains all of the journals and notebooks that I’ve scribbled thoughts and minutiae in over the past twenty-odd years—I don’t think there’s anything from high school in there, but some from my first undergrad experience are in the pile.

The one I’m using right now is similar to the old-school composition books that I used to use in high school. It was given to me by Mimi, a paper vendor I used to work with in my old job BGS (Before Grad School). When I told her what I was going to be doing, she loaded me down with notepads, papers samples, and notebooks so that I wouldn’t have to buy any. Her excitement about my return to higher education rivaled my own; if you’re lucky, you encounter such people in your life.

Anyway, I have a feeling that I’m going to fall short of the 50,000-word threshold for “winning” Nanowrimo, but I’m okay with that. I’m a slow writer. I’m writing anywhere from 3 to 5 pages a day in the notebook, and that’s more than I might have had if I didn’t have this to kick-start me.

Kira at Bashi; Temba, his arms wide*

Picard and Dathon at El-Adrel

“And we still can’t even say hello to these people.”

This is cool. My friend Nicole posted a link to this article from The Atlantic about the psychological comforts of storytelling and their possible evolutionary benefit:

The theory is that if I tell you a story about how to survive, you’ll be more likely to actually survive than if I just give you facts. For instance, if I were to say, “There’s an animal near that tree, so don’t go over there,” it would not be as effective as if I were to tell you, “My cousin was eaten by a malicious, scary creature that lurks around that tree, so don’t go over there.” A narrative works off of both data and emotions, which is significantly more effective in engaging a listener than data alone. In fact, Jennifer Aaker, a professor of marketing at the Stanford Graduate School of Business, says that people remember information when it is weaved into narratives “up to 22 times more than facts alone.”

As a storyteller, of course this intrigued me. As it makes extensive reference to the Epic of Gilgamesh, what was the first thing that came to my mind?

Darmok.

No, that’s not a frozen dessert on Razna V. It’s a mytho-historical hunter figure from place that never existed, and it’s the key metaphor in the season five episode “Darmok” of Star Trek: The Next Generation. The ship’s captain of a species that speaks only in metaphor “kidnaps” Picard and takes him to an uninhabited planet where they must confront a deadly, invisible beast, the idea being that a shared danger can bring people closer together. In this case, it almost brings their two civilizations to war because at first they can’t understand each other. It’s only when Picard and Dathon finally break through their communications barriers that they begin to understand what their stories mean.

I’ve always made sense of the world by putting it in story, but I never thought that it might be an evolutionary adaptation. Hopefully, I’ll keep evolving!

*Tell me a story. I’m listening.