Brian Allen Carr's Blog, page 3

Sup Y'all. . .

Wanna hear my hick-ass voice?

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The Last Horror Novel nor for Kindle

For those of you who like your Kindles:


http://www.amazon.com/Last-Horror-Nov...

The Last Horror Novel in the History of the World

Is out today!!!!

http://www.amazon.com/Last-Horror-Nov...

Add The Last Horror Novel, Yo!

There is now a Goodreads page for The Last Horror Novel in The History of the World.

Feel free to tell yo friends and yo mommas and yo mamma's friends.



Also, every time a snake bites me in a dream I spend a lot of time wondering whether or not the snake is poisonous. Y'all do the same? I mean, like, dream time. Like, the rest of the dream becomes concerned with pondering the poisonousness of the snake. The Last Horror Novel in the History of the
World

Post VD

Man, yesterday was Valentine's Day.

I forgot to tell you all I love you.

So. . . .

I love you all?

Chocolate.

New Lazy Fascist Jam

Sent in the final draft of the next book to Lazy Fascist today:

The Last Horror Novel in the History of the World.

Kaboom!!!

Ninth Letter

Found out I'm gonna have an interview and story in the Spring Ninth Letter. I think it comes out in May (?)

If you're into that kinda thing, you should get fifty copies and drop them from aeroplanes onto old folks homes, because fuck the old!!!!

Nah, I love them.

They're all grey and testically.

Kisses on your kissers.

Kiss.

Amazon and shit

man, thanks for reviewing the books on goodreads.

if you is bored, review them on amazon and shit, too.

kisses, and a good new year to you as i play that game drink beer and watch football.

cheerz!!!!

Ninety Nine Cent Motherfucking Sharks

For the holidays, or, at least for today, Motherfucking Sharks is ninety nine cents on Kindle:

http://www.amazon.com/Motherfucking-S...

The Portland Mercury

Big thanks to JACOB SCHRAER at The Portland Mercury for the nice write up of EDIE & THE LOW-HUNG HANDS.

http://www.portlandmercury.com/portla...