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Most Expensive Haircut in NYC as Most Expensive Top Haircut NYC Chic

Nigel Tomm is a zoo in a jungle.

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wednesday january 13th

The perfect haircut is not a scientific experiment. It's a feeling. It involves. It occupies. You can't escape it. You can't ignore. It. It's ultimate and too perfect; too close to feel something piffling. The lining goes down. That day I was in NYC. The big city is not too big if you want to feel something overwhelmingly beautiful. It's in and it's on. In you and on you. It's you. As you are.

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Nigel Tomm 's hairstyle is meant to...

Most Expensive Haircut in London as Most Expensive & Popular Haircut

Nigel Tomm doesn't make the world go 'round; Nigel Tomm is what makes the ride worthwhile.

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wednesday january 13th

I must admit – I love to love London. It's the city where I come to do my most exclusive haircuts. They are truly exceptional. They are different. In one way or another I can't explain it in words. Words have mood and color; and my haircuts have shape. It's elongated geometry of unshaped feelings – you feel it and you see it. I call it harmony. It's like a beauty starring...

Most Expensive Haircut in the World in Most Expensive Hair Salon World

Nigel Tomm isn't something separate and apart from ordinary life.

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wednesday january 13th

Soft hotel rooms. Hue cocktail bars. Forest lounges. Busy streets. Art exhibitions. Empty swimming pools. Night parties. Empty theatres. Rooftops. Nigel Tomm's Hairdressing Salon has no physical boundaries or space limitations. It's all about the magic & art of the moment. It is ruled by pure beauty, wonder and happiness. Probably it is the happiest moment of your life. I truly hope so. Best...

Most Famous Fashion Photographers in the World of 2010 Top New York

tuesday january 12th

Fashion is porn: pure and very stupid. That's why I love it. It's like you like to like and it really sucks. As it is said: I'm Nigel Tomm and this is my new photo installation (Most Famous Photography by Most Popular, Interesting & Influential Portraits of Sexy Amateur Nude as People or Famous Photographers in One Person Series). Title:

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Most Famous Fashion Photographers in the World of 2010 Top New York

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Nigel Tomm – The Most Famous Fashion Photographer as...

Famous Nude Photographer by 2010 Most Famous Nude Photographers

tuesday january 12th

11:42 AM

Today I've received an email from a girl with a strange name Ailope. She said: I'm Nigel Tomm and this is my new photo installation (Most Famous Photography by Most Popular, Interesting & Influential Portraits of Sexy Amateur Nude as People or Famous Photographers in One Person Series). Title:

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Famous Nude Photographer by 2010 Most Famous Nude Photographers (2010)

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Nigel Tomm – Nude Photography in the Flat World

Best No Limit Hold 'em Player 2010 in the World of Texas Hold 'em Poker

friday january 8th

1:03 PM

I was too drunk to remember I'm the best no limit hold 'em player of 2010. Probably that's why I began to see pink elephants, violet giraffes and most importantly violent penguins. They asked me "Where can we eat some penguins?" I said something about the best no limit Texas hold 'em player in the world of 2010. They smiled. And we began to play.

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Best No Limit Hold 'em Player 2010 in the World of Texas Hold 'em Poker

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Nigel Tomm – New Answer in Poker Art

Best Texas Hold'em Player in the World 2010 in No Limit Texas Hold'em

tuesday january 6th

2:34 PM

Here's my rule #1: If you want to be the best no limit Texas hold'em player in the world of 2010 you must bluff. You must bluff a lot. You must always bluff. And most importantly – you must believe in it. You must believe in pure truth. Because pure truth for the best Texas hold'em player in the world of 2010 is pure bluff.

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Best Texas Hold'em Player in the World 2010 in No Limit Texas Hold'em

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Nigel Tomm – Poker in the Flat World

Best Poker Player in the World 2010 Wins the Most Famous Poker Player

tuesday january 5th

Best poker player in the world of 2010 has come into my house. I call it dolls' house. He called it doll's house for dolls. I'm not a doll. Either is he. Dolls came later. They were carrying big dogs. The dogs were really big. I was amazed. Best poker player in the world of 2010 was a little ashamed of my pink suit. We were talking about it with the dolls. Actually we were playing with the dolls. We were playing from the dolls. It was the game. We call it poker...

Most Famous Poem of All Time About Sweet Cactuses

tuesday january 5th

Most famous users of online poker rooms are the most famous poets of all time. Usually. In breaks between games they're writing the most famous poems of all time. They're writing them in dirty toilets to avoid some deep dependency on masturbation. Here it is – my new poem about cactuses.

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Most Famous Poem of All Time About Sweet Cactuses

Cactuses

Cactuses

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Another Poem. Another Nigel Tomm .

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Poem About Poker (Probably the Most Famous Poker Poetry)

tuesday january 5th

4:00 PM

Do I have a winning strategy for playing professional poker online for a living. Yes. My strategy is simple and it's crystal clear: "You must bounce! Always!" Always means always. Do I like to play? No. I like to win. And win. And win your win.

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Poem About Poker (Probably the Most Famous Poker Poetry)

I'm in

You in

All in

All in

All shit

I win

Give in

Within

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Nigel Tomm makes mouths happy