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Election Day

At 7:30 this election morning, we walked to our local polling place in the elementary school, past the "Vote Aqui" signs, past the bake sale moms, the cellophaned chocolate chip Frisbees and into the voting area. The elderly near-sighted, hard-of-hearing, darling polling ladies found our names. We signed the right spaces, went into the booth and voted. I love yanking that riverboat-sized lever that registers my votes. We walked out. It took about five minutes.

Last year we went to vote at ...

If you could do an extreme sport and be really good at it immediately, what would you do? I might try that surf boarding with that big kite thingie.

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Murders and Inquisitions

What are you planning to dress up as for Halloween? Pretend you are even if you never get around to it.

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Sit on My Lapse

When people wonder to me about what I'll do without George Bush, I tell them that I'll always have the Pope. And of course, the Cheneys who are keeping America safe, but not from themselves. I could do a whole new ninety minute Pope show if it weren't so annoying to my never or now non-Catholic friends. We lapsed Catholics find ourselves endlessly interesting, but it is a special ring of hell for listeners.

From his dubious just-following holy orders deep past, to his more recent past as...

Cranked

Happy Birthday Sister

Today is my sister's birthday! I have two older brothers and a younger brother, and when I was young I begged my mother for a sister, or a dog. I got a sister. My sister begged my mother for a sister or a dog. She got a crazy beagle named Saint Louie Marie de Montfort, patron saint of something, little sisters maybe.

This morning I called her and did one of my hilarious [to me:] birthday rap songs. She listened and then busted me as only a little sister can. "You've been on the road...

I'm no match dot com, but what is the best way to fix friends up? I have about an 11% success rate. Okay 9%. 3%

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Come On!

What piece of clothing signals the arrival of fall for you? For me it's the first time I put on socks.

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