Sawyer Paul's Blog, page 125
March 13, 2012
Pro Tip
If you're running a commentary from linguist Geoff Nunberg about the history and subtle nuances of the word 'slut' on your public radio show today, and you decide to search Tumblr for the word 'slut' to see if there are any pictures you can reblog with the article, DON'T DO IT ON A WORK COMPUTER EVER DO IT OMG MY EYES.
Nothin
Luke: Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.
March 12, 2012
"There is nothing to writing. All you do is sit down at a typewriter and bleed."
- Ernest Hemingway (via solo-soliloquies)
"I urge you to please notice when you are happy, and exclaim or murmur or think at some point, 'If..."
- Kurt Vonnegut (via lightofsveta)
Succession Of Terrible Events Fails To Befall 33-Year-Old Riding Longboard To Digital Media Job
"Seeing something like this, it makes you question the existence of God," said passerby David Erickson, still dumbfounded by the fact that Reston had remained upright during his entire longboard commute rather than ending up a crumpled, bloody pile on the sidewalk, with the iPad he no doubt had somewhere on his person smashed to pieces beside him. "I mean, I don't expect something crazy to happen, like a big chunk of building coming loose and flattening him from above, but nothing? Nothing at all?"
iwdrm:
"You know what? If everything's going bad, we're going...
"You know what? If everything's going bad, we're going bad as well."
From IMDB: Two teenage girls, both named Marie, decide that since the world is spoiled they will be spoiled as well; accordingly they embark on a series of destructive pranks in which they consume and destroy the world about them. This freewheeling, madcap feminist farce was immediately banned by the government.
