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December 15, 2011: The Daily Update!

Today: watching Whisper of the Heart with Bubba. He cried. Then barked at the cartoon cat.

Did my sixth Dark Matter interview this morning, this one with my our old friend Steve Eramo (SciFiAndTvTalk) who I haven't seen since his last visit to the Stargate offices.  He's been keeping busy, doing a lot of writing for The Morton Report – Where Popular Culture Meets Swanky Living.  It was great chatting with him and we can look forward to seeing the interview in the coming weeks.  I will, of course, keep you all posted.

Why the hell can't I purchase the following song off iTunes?

Apparently, it's unavailable in Canada.  My question is: Why not?  The Nosebleed Section was released eight years ago.  EIGHT YEARS AGO!!! What makes it even more annoying is the fact that other songs by the Hilltop Hoods ARE available on Canadian iTunes.

I realize this is probably an unpopular opinion – among the top brass at various studios, record labels, etc. – but, it being the 21st century and all, and the fact that we do have this thing called the internet, I think it's kind of silly to be doing business as if we were still back in the 20th century at a time when the internet was still in its infancy.  Call me crazy, but I think consumers should be allowed to watch, listen, and purchase what they want when they went regardless of where they live. And, crazy or not, that's an opinion that WILL become a reality – whether that top brass likes it or not. Thoughts?  Do you viewers living in the U.K. mind waiting those extra months for the dvd release of your favorite show?

Yeah.  Thought so.

A real estate agent came by the house today to give me an estimate on how much I could get if I elected to sell.  The market is still very hot here in my neck of the woods but the experts predict the bubble will eventually burst here as well.  As Paul points out, however, I could certainly sell my place for a nice sum – but then I'd have to buy a place for an equally nice sum.  UNLESS – I sell my house now while I can command top dollar, then live out of my SUV until the market bottoms out and THEN buy a new house.  Fact is, I don't know where I'm going to be in 2012.  Such is my line of work.  Ideally, I'd love to be here in Vancouver working on Dark Matter, but you go where the work is (among the crazy, even long-reach possibilities floated: L.A., Spain, Ireland, even back to Toronto).  OR I could just move to Tokyo.

Wait!  What?  The Stargate reunion is this weekend.  Specifically, this Sunday.  THIS SUNDAY!  This football Sunday with my Snow Monkeys battling it out in fantasy football league action (in not one but two leagues may I add).  This Survivor finale Sunday!  Hmmmm. Decisions, decisions.

My poor boy isn't doing too well.  He has no appetite and is having trouble keeping his medicine down.  This happened back in Toronto and he surprised us by rallying, regaining both his appetite and spirit on his return to Vancouver.  Hoping for a second miraculous recovery.

December 14, 2011: Dark (Matter) Developments!

Just got off a conference call on which I pitched Dark Matter to some interested parties.  To those of you who don't know, Dark Matter is my scifi comic book series scheduled to launch on January 8th, 2012 through Dark Horse Comics.  The plan is to kick things off with a four-issue opening arc, and then use those four issues (and the pilot script) as a springboard to a television series (or mini-series).  Although my agent suggested I could simply offer a brief overview of the series on this call, I thought it best to deliver the full pitch covering the pilot (first two issues of the comic book) and the series overview.  Although I'll be the first to admit I'm better on paper, the pitch went well.  I'm always heartened when people ask the right questions – specifically, those related to character, tone, and production.  The next step is to get them the script and those first two issues for holiday perusal.

Speaking of Dark Matter, looks like the March solicitation for issue #3 is out, and it offers a sneak peek at the cover artwork by Garry Brown (see above).  The accompanying blurb:

On the heels of a shocking revelation about the nature of their mission, the amnesiac crew struggle to come to terms with their roles—and each other. Meanwhile, a space ship bristling with weaponry pops up on their radar and it doesn't seem friendly. Will a reckless response to a perceived threat damn them all?

Intriguing, no?  The great thing about the lead time I had in developing this series (years!) is that it allowed me to really flesh out the characters and premise, map out the twists, turns, and shocking revelations, and offer plenty of clues for those looking to piece together Dark Matter's multi-layered mystery.

If you want to learn more about the series, here are my past posts on Dark Matter:

Early character designs of the crew: May 10, 2011: Thanks for the thanks! Transporter: The Series! My Comic Book series!

Early ship designs: May 13, 2011: Okay, try to keep up! The Transporter Team! Dark Matter Ship Designs! Movement on the Anime Front! Stargate: SG-1 Season 6 Memories! Notes on Network Notes! And I Answer Your Stargate Questions!

Early character/clothing designs: May 27, 2011: Getting the Book of the Month Club back on track! More Dark Matter Designs! Mailbag!

Early B&W artwork for issue #1: September 2, 2011: Dark Matter! Carl's bento surprise!

Early B&W pencils by Garry Brown: September 29, 2011: Dark Matter!

Sneak peak at issue #1: November 3, 2011: Dark Matter Preview! Reminiscing SG-1′s Tenth Season!

Sneak peek at the cover for issue #2: November 17, 2011: Dark Matter #2 cover! News of note!

Another sneak peek at issue #1: November 21, 2011: A Dark Matter sneak peek! My first Dark Matter interview! The Europeans are coming! The Europeans are coming!

And here are the online interviews I've done to date along with more sneak peeks of the comic book:

Alvaro's ComicBoards.com

"Stargate" Writer Joseph Mallozzi Unleashes "Dark Matter" – Comic …

Stargate Writers Explore DARK MATTER in New Comic – Newsarama

Pop Culture Zoo | Joseph Mallozzi Discusses Dark Matter

My editor at Dark Horse Comics, Patrick Thorpe, informs me that Dark Matter will be available through Dark Horse Digital for those you residing outside North America or those who prefer the convenience of online shopping – and reading.  Check it out here: Buy digital comics:

Speaking of sneak peeks, here's a look at some of Garry Brown's (pre-color) pencils for the series:

Love it!

Today's entry is dedicated to blog regular Deni.

December 13, 2011: Snow Monkeys, Project Research, and a Mailbag!

Hey there, buddy - nice job.

It's been non-stop partying at Snow Monkey central since my Snow Monkeys wrapped up their first ever post-season victory in R.I.P. Stargate fantasy football league action.  This sets up a big semi-final showdown against the much-reviled, #2 ranked Popular Vote Petunia next weekend and, while all the experts (and their data-based computer-generated projections – ie. Madden 2012) are predicting a Snow Monkey loss, my wild and woolly warriors are focused on an upset win.  It's actually a double-celebration over at Snow Monkey central as the team has also advanced to the playoffs in my other NFL.com fantasy league where they'll be playing the #1-ranked team in semi-final action.  Should be a busy weekend, so please don't call between 5:00 p.m. Thursday afternoon and 1:00 a.m. Tuesday morning. Thanks.

My eyes are bleary from research.  First off, I've been reading up on the various rules and regulations covering Japanese-Canadian co-productions.  Unfortunately, while I've read a lot, I'm having a hard time getting a handle on the procedures for securing funding and participation.  Fortunately, I've got a fresh pair of eyes in Ivon Bartok who informed me he will join me in Tokyo early next year if I'm able to set up some meetings for our potential projects.

Also on the new project/research front – have been doing a lot of reading on the Italian renaissance of late: political intrigue, soci0economic factors, military conflicts.  A lot more interesting than international co-pros.  I hope to get through the last of these tomes sometime by the middle of next year, then start writing the first draft of the script during the summer.  A trip to Italy may also be in the offing (research, natch): Florence and Milan mainly, but a little Rome and Venice as well.  And, now that I think about it, given some of the more intriguing developments of the historical narrative I'll be pursuing: Naples, Bologna, Genoa and Perugia.

Anyone out there an Italian historian specializing in the Italian city-states?  Or an expert on Canadian-Japanese television co-productions? If so, you could well be my new technical advisor/consulting producer!

Ten days to Montreal and I just saved 2/3 on my round-trip fare by canceling my initial booking and taking advantage of a special seat sale.  Normally, whenever Air Canada sends me those "Great Deals!" emails, I delete them immediately.  This morning, however, I elected to check one out and, as a result, ended up getting the same return flight at 1/3 the initial cost.  Well, either that or I was redirected to a phishing site resembling the official Air Canada where I just gave them my visa number.  Guess I'll find out next Friday when I try to board my flight!

Mailbag:

DP writes: "Could it be that learning what you needed to know to write a comic has ruined your ability to enjoy them for a time?"

Answer: That's certainly the case in film and television.  My ex used to hate going to see movies with me because I used to grumble and grouse about the lazy writing, trite conveniences, and ridiculous logic all the time.  I do less grumbling and grousing nowadays – but only because I see very few movies, limiting myself to a few television shows whose dramatic developments and "shocking twists" I regularly predict, much to Akemi's amazement.  Aint nothing amazing about it.  Honest. In the case of comic books, I possess nowhere near the experience that would allow me to pass that sort of judgement.  Of course, I still bristle at the occasional plot contrivances, but my reasons for not following a title have more to do with personal taste than any failure on the part of the writer or artist.  I've read at least three issues of about 50 titles so far and am sticking with about 20 of them.  Those numbers may fall off as well but even if I'm only following ten books (in addition to favorites The Walking Dead, Scalped, and Chew) I think that's plenty.  Do you read?  What are you enjoying?

Shiny writes: "There used to be an old fashioned bakery a block from work but it's gone. So now I will have to scope out the coffee shop and pray they have pecan pie."

Answer: I have a weakness for pecan pie, especially when it's served warm with a healthy double-scoop of vanilla ice cream.  The one Patrick brought over this past weekend was surprisingly good – and available at your local Whole Foods market.

Maren. writes: "But skipping across your blog I stumbled upon the Asterix-comics in your "recently read"-list. I am myself absolutely fanatic about them and I was surprised to see them there. After all they have never been published in english language, have they? But then as you are fluent in French, not all that suprising, I guess."

Answer: While they have been published in English, I picked up the French versions because those are the ones I originally read in high school (French immersion).  Will have to finish re-reading them all before I can pick a favorite.  Haven't seen the live-action movies and I was, frankly, reluctant to – but if you say they're good…

jonathanquirk writes: "…may I recommend "Atomic Robo" from Red5 Comics…"

Answer: Yes, you may.  I'll be sure to pick it up tomorrow when I'm at The Comicshop

Mike A. writes: "Oh well, my money league is the one that matters most in the end and in that one, my guys look to have some pretty stellar matchups next week! Big points, here we come!!"

Answer: Best of luck.  I face a tough match-up against an opponent with an awesome backfield made up of Arian Foster, CJ2K, and MJD.  I've got to hope my receivers put up some big numbers.

Paloosa writes: "This week I'm hoping my luck holds up for the vestibular problems I'm going to be tested for."

Answer: Fingers crossed for you.  Keep us updated.

December 14, 2011: Snow Monkeys, Project Research, and a Mailbag!

Hey there, buddy - nice job.

It's been non-stop partying at Snow Monkey central since my Snow Monkeys wrapped up their first ever post-season victory in R.I.P. Stargate fantasy football league action.  This sets up a big semi-final showdown against the much-reviled, #2 ranked Popular Vote Petunia next weekend and, while all the experts (and their data-based computer-generated projections – ie. Madden 2012) are predicting a Snow Monkey loss, my wild and woolly warriors are focused on an upset win.  It's actually a double-celebration over at Snow Monkey central as the team has also advanced to the playoffs in my other NFL.com fantasy league where they'll be playing the #1-ranked team in semi-final action.  Should be a busy weekend, so please don't call between 5:00 p.m. Thursday afternoon and 1:00 a.m. Tuesday morning. Thanks.

My eyes are bleary from research.  First off, I've been reading up on the various rules and regulations covering Japanese-Canadian co-productions.  Unfortunately, while I've read a lot, I'm having a hard time getting a handle on the procedures for securing funding and participation.  Fortunately, I've got a fresh pair of eyes in Ivon Bartok who informed me he will join me in Tokyo early next year if I'm able to set up some meetings for our potential projects.

Also on the new project/research front – have been doing a lot of reading on the Italian renaissance of late: political intrigue, soci0economic factors, military conflicts.  A lot more interesting than international co-pros.  I hope to get through the last of these tomes sometime by the middle of next year, then start writing the first draft of the script during the summer.  A trip to Italy may also be in the offing (research, natch): Florence and Milan mainly, but a little Rome and Venice as well.  And, now that I think about it, given some of the more intriguing developments of the historical narrative I'll be pursuing: Naples, Bologna, Genoa and Perugia.

Anyone out there an Italian historian specializing in the Italian city-states?  Or an expert on Canadian-Japanese television co-productions? If so, you could well be my new technical advisor/consulting producer!

Ten days to Montreal and I just saved 2/3 on my round-trip fare by canceling my initial booking and taking advantage of a special seat sale.  Normally, whenever Air Canada sends me those "Great Deals!" emails, I delete them immediately.  This morning, however, I elected to check one out and, as a result, ended up getting the same return flight at 1/3 the initial cost.  Well, either that or I was redirected to a phishing site resembling the official Air Canada where I just gave them my visa number.  Guess I'll find out next Friday when I try to board my flight!

Mailbag:

DP writes: "Could it be that learning what you needed to know to write a comic has ruined your ability to enjoy them for a time?"

Answer: That's certainly the case in film and television.  My ex used to hate going to see movies with me because I used to grumble and grouse about the lazy writing, trite conveniences, and ridiculous logic all the time.  I do less grumbling and grousing nowadays – but only because I see very few movies, limiting myself to a few television shows whose dramatic developments and "shocking twists" I regularly predict, much to Akemi's amazement.  Aint nothing amazing about it.  Honest. In the case of comic books, I possess nowhere near the experience that would allow me to pass that sort of judgement.  Of course, I still bristle at the occasional plot contrivances, but my reasons for not following a title have more to do with personal taste than any failure on the part of the writer or artist.  I've read at least three issues of about 50 titles so far and am sticking with about 20 of them.  Those numbers may fall off as well but even if I'm only following ten books (in addition to favorites The Walking Dead, Scalped, and Chew) I think that's plenty.  Do you read?  What are you enjoying?

Shiny writes: "There used to be an old fashioned bakery a block from work but it's gone. So now I will have to scope out the coffee shop and pray they have pecan pie."

Answer: I have a weakness for pecan pie, especially when it's served warm with a healthy double-scoop of vanilla ice cream.  The one Patrick brought over this past weekend was surprisingly good – and available at your local Whole Foods market.

Maren. writes: "But skipping across your blog I stumbled upon the Asterix-comics in your "recently read"-list. I am myself absolutely fanatic about them and I was surprised to see them there. After all they have never been published in english language, have they? But then as you are fluent in French, not all that suprising, I guess."

Answer: While they have been published in English, I picked up the French versions because those are the ones I originally read in high school (French immersion).  Will have to finish re-reading them all before I can pick a favorite.  Haven't seen the live-action movies and I was, frankly, reluctant to – but if you say they're good…

jonathanquirk writes: "…may I recommend "Atomic Robo" from Red5 Comics…"

Answer: Yes, you may.  I'll be sure to pick it up tomorrow when I'm at The Comicshop

Mike A. writes: "Oh well, my money league is the one that matters most in the end and in that one, my guys look to have some pretty stellar matchups next week! Big points, here we come!!"

Answer: Best of luck.  I face a tough match-up against an opponent with an awesome backfield made up of Arian Foster, CJ2K, and MJD.  I've got to hope my receivers put up some big numbers.

Paloosa writes: "This week I'm hoping my luck holds up for the vestibular problems I'm going to be tested for."

Answer: Fingers crossed for you.  Keep us updated.

December 12, 2011: Your typical football feast! Snow Monkeys poised! John Denver's Japanese roots?

Ah, yes.  Nothing says Sunday afternoon football with the guys like macarons, pastries, pecan pie and ice cream:

Am I right?

Mike Dopud ended up bringing a case of beer last weekend.  What was he thinking?  For that kind of money, he could have picked up a linzer torte or a tompouce or even a croquembouche.

Poised!

Yes, my Snow Monkeys are poised to snatch victory from the jaws of defeat, set to topple the once-mighty #3-ranked I Have No Imagination.  We're down 97.28 to 96.94 in R.I.P. Stargate fantasy football league playoff action and need a meager half a point from the Seattle D to win the weekend and move on to the semi-finals.  Of course Tio, aka Popular Vote Petunia (who I'll be playing next weekend should I advance), reminded me that he was in this exact same position last year – with the exact same teams – and ended up losing when his Defense racked up a less than impressive -3 points.  That's negative three points!  I'm not worried though.  I think I'll wrap up my win before the end of the first half and then it'll be smooooooooooooth sailing!

Hmmmm.  Seems I've hit run a bit of a skid on the old comic book ride.  As many of you know, I've been working my way through most of the titles out there to find out what interests and what doesn't.  I give a book three issues and if it still fails to intrigue, I move on.  I was batting about .400, which I thought was pretty good.  Until the past couple of days when seven successive titles didn't make the cut.  Justice League Dark, The Avengers, Captain Atom, Deadpool, Batman the Dark Knight (!), Avengers 1959, and The Savage Hawkman – simply not my cup of tea.  Maybe there's hope on the on-deck circle: Frankenstein Agent of S.H.A.D.E., Wolverine: The Best There Is, Deadman, Ultimate X-Men, and Suicide Squad.

Yesterday, Akemi tried to convince me that John Denver's Take Me Home, Country Roads is actually a Japanese song.  She was mighty convincing, belting out the Japanese lyrics (conspicuously minus any mention of West Virginia) and then informing me the song originated from Ghibli's Whispers of the Heart.  Well, I looked it up (Thank you, wikipedia) and had to break the bad news to her: a Japanese composer actually covered the song for Ghibli.  And John Denver was NOT Japanese.

Off to watch the game!  GO SNOW MONKEYS!!!

December 11, 2011: Dinner at Refuel!

Last night, a bunch of us gathered at Refuel for a dinner in honor of Golden Boy Martin Gero who happened to be in town.  There were eight of us in all.  Rather than choose individual dishes from the menu, we elected to leave our culinary fates in the hands of the infinitely capable Chef Jane Cornborough who has really impressed since taking the creative reins at the restaurant.  We ended up enjoying about a dozen delicious creations, served a la famiglia…

Marty G. thrilled to be back on the blog. And revisit with old friends. That's YOU guys!

The mushroom soup.

Herb risotto with tuna tartar.

The Cure's Salumi Platter.

Crispy Pork Cheek Terrine. I didn't snap the picture fast enough. By the time I reached for my camera, it was half gone. It's a new version of the terrine and was one of my favorite plates of the night.

Rob Cooper asks: "Really? Really?!"

Seared rare albacore tuna with a salad of winter vegetables and garlic confit.

Roasted bone marrow.

Jewel and Chelan

Steak! An all-around favorite.

Stuffed trotters!

Don't recall the feature fish. I believe it was ling cod.

Sloping Hill pork with brussel sprouts, white navy beans, and dijon.

At one point in the meal, Martin made us all put our utensils down so he could demonstrate this trick he was working on. Impressive, no?

The crispy duck! Delicious but by the time we got it, we were stuffed!

The special mashed potatoes...

...with cheese curds!

And then for dessert…

The peanut and chocolate parfait. Very popular with the boys.

The apple strudel with maple sorbet. Popular with the girls (I was a big fan of the sorbet).

The creme brulee.

The blood-chocolate ice cream. No, that isn't a misprint. Some loved it. Some weren't so sure.

Yet another terrific meal at Refuel.

Today, the guys came over for some football – and, of course, to cheer on my Snow Monkeys.  As I write this blog entry, they are down to their playoff opponent.  Their survival will all come down to Monday Night Football and the Seattle Defense.  Let's hope for plenty of sacks, fumble recoveries, and interception returns for touchdowns!

December 10, 2011: Later dinners and even later nights! A modest mailbag!

Heading out to dinner tonight with some old Stargate friends.  A late dinner.  I know that many don't consider 8:00 p.m. late (hell, in France and Spain, they often don't start eating until 10:00 p.m.) but so far as I'm concerned, late dinners are a young man's game, secretly designed to segue seamlessly into an 11:00 p.m. bar call.  Now don't get me wrong.  I'm not passing judgment.  Back in the day, I used to go clubbing all the time.  Me and my buddies would start the night at the Peel Pub (or over at the Stanley Tavern frequented by old war veterans), knocking back watered-down beer before heading over to the Thunderdome.  We'd make sure to get there before 7:30 p.m. so we could skip the cover charge and enjoy the $4 pitchers until 11:00 p.m. Four hours later, we'd shut the place down and walk three blocks over to Kojax for souvlaki (where a friend's friend once ordered the hot sauce and suffered an all-night nose bleed).  Five blocks over we'd catch the late bus that would leave every hour on the hour, depositing us on the West Island forty-five minutes later.  A fifteen minute walk home and I'd be in bed by 5:00 a.m. with the birds chirping, the sun rising and, three hours later, mom vacuuming and singing church hymns at the top of her lungs.  Those were my Thursday, Friday, Saturday, and Sunday nights for most of my university years.  On the surface, it seems exhausting but, at the time, it was nice, comfy little routine that allowed me to pass the time between not going to classes and arguing with one of my several crazy girlfriends.

On those nights, my partners in crime varied, but the core group remained fairly consistent.  There was Nigel, the artist – a soft-spoken literati with a penchant for modwear and the Premier League who once broke his ankle while cutting through a parking lot in the dead of night, racing to catch that 4:00 bus back to the West Island – and save himself $2 in cab fare.  There was John, the baby-faced boozer who always got into trouble whenever he drank but usually managed to emerge unscathed (except for the time that girl knocked out his two front teeth).  There was Ramesh, the voice of reason, who always managed to maintain a certain level of lucid sobriety and borderline dignity that the rest of us would speed past with alarming regularity. And then there was me.  On rare occasions, my writing partner Paul would join us but he was never one for beer or crowds, preferring the quiet dignity of numerous glasses of scotch over conversation.

I can't say I miss those days, but I do miss the camaraderie, in general, and the company of my olds friends in particular.  I think fondly back to that time Nigel tried sake for the first time – got so drunk he wandered off, couldn't find his way back to the party, and ended up leaving his comb on the windshield of John's car as a cryptic message to us ("Hey, what's this dirty comb doing on the windshield. Wait!  That's Nigel's comb!  Comb.  Home.  Nigel's one home!").  That time John picked a fight with three burly rugby players in the dead of winter, ended up down on the ice, slipping and sliding, unable to land a punch – until his buddy, visiting from out west, hurried over to see what was going on and ended up getting slugged; a broken nose for his troubles.  That time I woke up, having dreamt I'd done a half dozen beers, two zombies, tequila shots, and several cigars the previous night with predictably disastrous results – only to quickly realize it hadn't been a dream after all.

If not altogether great times, they certainly were memorable.

And what about you, dear readers?  Keeping in touch with your old friends?  Ribald memories of note worth sharing with the rest of us?

A modest mailbag:

CMDragonia writes: "This year my friends are having a cartoon/comic themed New Years Eve party. What could a female red-head (with a blonde wig just in case) dress as?"

Answer:  Jean Grey – Phoenix, of course.

Gen writes: " Made your truffles last night Joe. Thanks for posting your recipe a while back. I used some 60% cacao and rolled some in cocoa, some in finely chopped walnuts. Turned out pretty well, I think, though I need to work on my rolling technique (I'm thinking I tried to work with it too soon after taking it out of the fridge). Any suggestions?"

Answer: Yes.  Make sure you leave it in the refrigerator long enough – I'd suggest overnight – so that it doesn't melt in your hands.  Also, consider using Akemi's two-spoon technique – scooping the chocolate and then molding it back and forth between the two spoons before using your hands for that final roll.

Shiny writes: "What was the best dish of 2011?"

Answer: Hmmm.  Hard to say.  The truffle risotto at Campagnola Roma?  The veal rack with Hunter Sauce and shaved white truffles that same night?    The basil and tomato spaghetti at Scarpetta.  About a half dozen dishes at Buca in Toronto.

Preston writes: "OK. What's up with all the Jello in Stargate?"

Answer: The jello – specifically blue jello – was an inside joke amongst a couple of the (SG-1) actors that took on a life of its own.  It wasn't uncommon for different behind-the-scenes individuals to leave their mark on certain episodes.  In addition to the blue jello, there was Director Martin Wood's enormous wrench, Director Will Waring's hidden pineapples, and Director Peter DeLuise's numerous cameos.  That conspicuous snickers bar in SGA's The Ark was an oversight and not a signature prop.

Christoffer Grandin writes: "I gather that you're not a fan of video games., though if it's due a genuine dislike for the forum or a lack of time I won't hazard a guess on. Anyway, my question. As a fan of Scifi, have you at the very least read anything about the video game series "Mass Effect" by Bioware? Maybe peeked at wikipedia? Of course I can't be sure, but I think you'd enjoy the story that powers this award winning role playing series."

Answer: It's not that I don't enjoy gaming.  Quite the opposite in fact, which is why I avoid starting a hobby that could potentially take over my life.  And, yes, I've heard very good things about Mass Effect.

December 9, 2011: Oven mitts! Edutainment! Comics round-up!

I've got a suggestion for sis who is wondering what to get me for Christmas: oven mitts.  I need a new pair.  The realization dawned on me this evening sometime between when I was pulling the cast iron pan out of the oven and when I was leaving the top layer of my fingers on its handle.

Hey, you know what's apparently even more dangerous than a well-worn oven mitt?  A single stray hair from my french bulldog, Lulu.  If you approach it at just the right angle – say, in your stocking feet when its sitting nestled in the fibers of a carpet – it possesses all the characteristics of a microscopic glass shard, the type of glass shard that slides easily into the bottom of your foot and then resists any attempts to remove it.  Like an Occupy protestor, it settles in for the long haul, irritating the hell out of the pink, healthy flesh around it.

I've found the perfect tool for teaching English.  The Far Side Collection!  I kid you not. Akemi and I read ten pages every night before bedtime.  It's proven both educational and entertaining.  Or should I say edutaining!  No, let's say educational and entertaining.

The comic book round-up:

ULTIMATE HAWKEYE #1-4

Well, who'd have thunk?  The Ultimate titles are now a strong 3-0 on my list, this after reading Jonathan Hickman's version of the brash Clint Barton.  I'm admittedly leery about books, films, and t.v. shows that are described as "dark and edgy" because, more often than not, they just seem to be trying too hard.  Not the case here with Ultimate Hawkeye, a book whose alt. world storyline offers up the stakes and suspense lacking in much of the traditional titles.  Why?  Well, first and foremost, the Ultimate line allows the writers to take chances, something Hickman takes advantage of to glorious effect.

Verdict: Joining my pull list alongside Ultimates 2 and Ultimate Spiderman.  Ultimate X-Men, here I come.

SUPERMAN #1-3

It's great to see artists assuming a wider role in the narrative process. Here, the legendary George Perez takes both the artist and writer's reins on Superman, rebooting Big Blue in line with Grant Morrison on Action Comics.  What particularly struck me about Perez's work on this title was the word per page count, a denseness that far outdoes any other book out there.  The panels are packed with dialogue and it's the words that drive the story  - curious given that Perez is known, first and foremost, for his artwork.  Not a criticism, simply a point of interest. What IS problematic for me, however, is the reboot itself which ultimately feels unnecessary.  The new Bat titles have successfully relaunched without having to go back to square one and I'm not sure why Supes couldn't have followed suit.

Verdict: Alas, not a character I've much cared for in the past and the prospect of starting over with the Man of Steel doesn't hold much appeal.

PUNISHER MAX #17-19

The problem I have with the Punisher is that, unlike the other heroes in the Marvel and DC universe, his world is rather narrow.  It's Frank Castle vs. the Mob and, while there's no better protagonist to take on the unsavory sorts who make up the big city's underworld, after a while these stories begin to feel a little repetitious.  As a result, the challenge comes in the telling and, with Punisher Max, writer Jason Aaron avails himself nicely, demonstrating the type of gritty storytelling that made Scalped one of my favorite reads.  It's the small parts – the characters, their interactions, the dialogue – that make up the greater whole – and, at the end of the day, it all comes together nicely.

Verdict: Jason Aaron is infinitely readable.

DEMON KNIGHTS #1-3

This title is unique and I love it for that.  Amid all the contemporary superhero titles out there, Demon Knights stands out with its Dark Age setting and (literally) divided hero.  Writer Paul Cornell is at his best here, spinning a tale teeming with battle, magic, the supernatural, and a nice dose of humor.  From the first issue's creepy talking baby to Vandal Savage's turn as a surprisingly sympathetic warrior, it's all great fun!

Verdict: He had me at the creepy talking baby.

CAPTAIN AMERICA #1-4

Ed Brubaker manages to do the impossible: make the perennially uninterested Captain America interesting.  It helps to surround Cap with terrific supporting players (in Nick Fury and Sharon Carter) and then drop him into a mind-bender of a Inceptionesque tale involving alternate realities, malleable dreamscapes, and rivals long thought dead.  I'd be remiss if I didn't make special mention of Steve McNiven's pencils.  Wow.  Gorgeous work.  This is one of those rare instances where I'd buy a title for the art alone.  Fortunately, Brubaker's narrative process ensures the book delivers on both counts.

Verdict: Solid!

Today's entry is dedicated to blog regular JimFromJersey.  Here's hoping 2012 is a better year, buddy!

December 8, 2011: Snow Monkeys! Holiday mode! Two Dogs in a Tub!

Come on! Come on!

The fantasy football postseason kick off tonight.  As you know, my Snow Monkeys snagged the last playoff spot by destroying their week 13 opponent.  Now, they face a much more formidable foe.  The last time these two teams met was back in week 8 when my Snow Monkeys defeated the then undefeated I Have No Imagination by the closest of margins.  Since then, both teams have fallen on hard times, but I have confidence in my Snow Monkeys – this despite Rashad Mendenhall's inability to score a rushing TD in tonight's game.  I have a feeling it'll be a close match, one that will only be decided on Monday night when my swarming Seahawk's D puts us over the top!

The dogs in holiday mode. Not pictured - Bubba who was out Christmas shopping.

Finish your Christmas shopping yet?  Started your Christmas shopping yet?  Unfortunately, I'm going to have to head out and brave the crowds a few more times before I'm Montreal-bound.  My sister keeps pestering me for my Christmas list and I keep telling her "Something food-related".  Macarons, pistachio cream, odd terrines and pates – that's the way to go because I'm a tough person to shop for.  Check that.  Near impossible to shop for.  I mean, I'm actually relieved I don't have to shop for myself because I wouldn't know what to get me.

What about you guys?  How's your wishlist coming along?

My latest purchase:

I like the look of this one.  Kids are, at their core, insidious and creepy.  Just like clowns and certain mascots.  Anyone read it yet?  If so, give me your review in twelve words or less.  No spoilers, please.

Damn.  I've never seen a dog take to the bathtub the way Bubba does.  He'd probably spend the entire day in there if I'd let him…

December 7, 2011: The Return of the Book of the Month Club! Worst Dish of 2011!

Following a tumultuous 2011 in which I barely had time for the good things in life, I'm finally settled and looking forward to a productive but infinitely more enjoyable 2012.  To that end, I'm restarting our modest little Book of the Month Club.  January's selection…

BATGIRL: BATGIRL RISING written by Bryan Q. Miller, art by Lee Garbett and Trevor Scott

Stephanie Brown, the vigilante formerly known as The Spoiler and Robin has taken on the identity of Batgirl as she begins her nocturnal crusade to take back the night from the underworld. Now she has become the target of both Gotham City's heroes (who don't take kindly to a new person wearing the cape and the cowl) and its villains (who want to see the entire Bat-family six feet under).

A great jumping-on point for those unfamiliar with the character.  This volume collects Batgirl #1-7.

In addition to his work on DC's Batgirl and Teen Titans, Bryan Q. Miller was also a writer for WB's Smallville.  And he's kindly agreed to swing by the blog and answer your questions – so circle the date on your calendars!

Discussion on Batgirl Rising begins January 16, 2012.

Hey, check it out!  Mom's getting into the Christmas spirit!

Yeah, I'm not exactly sure what's going on either, but it's pretty clear she's young at heart.

But not architecturally-inclined.

Whoa!  Cutting it kind of close – it being December and all – but I'm finally able to award the prize for The Worst Dish of 2011!  The distinction goes to THIS mass of pallid mush:

Seriously.  It's the type of culinary concept and plating that would get someone kicked off Top Chef in the first round.  As for the flavors: bland with an underlying tartness.  Two bites in and I was done.    The Chef came out to inquire about our meal, apologized, and offered us a complimentary entree on our next visit.  Very nice of him and I return the favor by not mentioning the name of the restaurant – but suffice it to say I don't think I'll be taking him up on the offer.

Tagged: Batgirl, Batgirl Rising, Bryan Q. Miller