Arlene Webb's Blog, page 17

Wanted: Condo on the Sun

Ten Reasons To Live On The Sun
By Myles Logan.
1) Too hot for most people. Housing would be cheap.
2) Too hot for broccoli. We'd have to live on ice cream.
3) Too hot for Dad. If he looks up, he'd put on sunglasses and never see us.
4) Too hot for Mom. She wouldn't make it far before she needs a drink. I don't think they sell vodka on Venus.
5) Too hot for church. No one will look for boys burning in the sun instead of hell.
6) Just right for fires. My brother holds the spotted dog. I sit on the f...

Outgoing Alert--Back to the Keys

My Very First Review!!!

From Seriously Reviewed

Story: 8.5 Presentation: 8
Total: 16.5Publisher: Shadow FireHistoric ménage erotic romance
To Purchase
Blurb: Gwas can outrun a horse, knows how to hide and steal, but he's ignorant of the ways of men. The last thing he expects when he is rescued from a miserable existence by a blue eyed, blond haired angel is to be promised as a Druidic sacrifice to Eostre.Maura knows Gareth is no angel but she adores him with a passion that time and loneliness can't dent. She opens her h...

And They're Off....

clippity clop…wow….come on…you bastard…damn.

Yep, my picks 3 and 5 neither won nor showed. And 5 managed to come in last. but yes!!! we beat the odds. Parked 4 blocks or so from the entrance they missed ticketing the car.
The son didnt win either, except for a lovely weekend with his mom.

Interview-Lyle Logan-Ashes

Sheriff Garvin
LVMPD
Clark County



Murder Interrogation. Tape: 1-23B
7PM Friday

Suspect: Lyle Logan. 6 feet, brown hair, blue eyes, Caucasian male, twenty-six, no visible tattoos. California resident, Los Angeles, valid driver license, no outstanding warrants

Victim: Myles Logan. Identical twin to suspect. ETD: 3pm this afternoon. Pending autopsy: femoral arteries cut, broken arm and ribs

Garvin: 'Tell me what happened between you and your brother. How'd you know where to find him?'

Note: no...

Yes!!! It's A Wrap for Book One

Splintered Energy book one of the Color Series weighs in at a respectable 112,000. I'm confident, thanks to the best editor in the world, renowned author of 14 published novels, it's polished and ready to sit, frozen in cyberspace waiting for book two.



Rain Word is down on the pages, coming soon to a que, and ready to lose up to a whopping 10K.







I swear to treat the reader with respect. Just enough repetition from book one to make a new reader comfortable, but tweaked to differ so those that...

Thoughts on Father's Day

WD-40 is for things that don't move but should.

Duct tape if it moves and shouldn't.

If you can't fix it with a hammer, it's an electrical problem.

Stop worrying. Deal with it.

Moving dirt from one spot to another is therapeutic.

A favorite section of my bookshelves

Creative Award!!!

A drum roll from Jon Bonham (Led Zepplin)....





Jon Stewart (Daily Show) announcing....
"It seems the lamest blogger of the year, some doofus named Arlene Webb has been awarded the creative writer...." Jon cocked his head. "What's that? Oh. My mistake. She's been awarded a creative liar award. There isn't anything these bloggers will do for attention, and she's giving away some prize that she conveniently doesnt say what. The rules are simple, so simple that no one understands them except...

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