MaryAnn Bernal's Blog, page 424
April 27, 2013
An interview with writer Mark Barry, founder of Green Wizard Publishing
The Wizard's Cauldron


Well, the other day, I was minding my own business when the phone rang. Answering, I was asked by a friend to pet-sit their children’s goldfish. They were only going away for a week, and so I agreed. Goldie (not his real name, changed for obvious reasons) was to get a pinch of fish food every day and that was it. Simple as! Day 4 came and went without a hitch. This is easy-peasy I thought, then Day 5 arrived and it all went horribly wrong!
There was Goldie floating at the top. The horror and dread of telling my friend’s children of Goldie’s fate. I could imagine their painful sobs. Then I had a brainwave. Buy another Goldie. And that was what I did. I wrapped the dead goldfish in kitchen roll. Popped him in a freezer bag and made my way to the pet shop. The shopkeeper was very helpful and we managed to find an almost identical Goldie-replacement. Goldie Mark II was a tiny bit smaller but ‘no one will notice that’ assured the shopkeeper.Proud as punch and very much relieved I popped Goldie Mark II in his new fish bowl and never said a word. To this day my friend knows nothing and that is how it shall remain. I wonder if her children knew that it wasn’t the ‘real’ Goldie …?

Today's guest is Mark ("The Ritual", "Ultra Violence") Barry who is really busy right now and has come in to discuss what's happening in Wizardworld.
Here he is - and he's shaking his bendy wand at me!
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"Hot For Teacher", Mark's first published story. Probably.In 2003, I was a player on a US online forum and used to write skits and little sketches. Lots of people liked my stuff and I’ve been writing ever since.
In all, including the Green Wizard novels, half written manuscripts, folders full of utter rubbish, bad ideas, jokes and journals, I must have written a million words in the past decade.


I wrote The Ritual in a fit of nostalgia during the writing binge, which fuelled Green Wizard. I guess I was laying the ghosts of that first critically panned novel to rest, if we’re getting Jungian about things! I even included one of the characters from that first novel in The Ritual.


To complete your question, I’m just not comfortable writing erotica, like your earlier guest Keith Nichols. I can do it – I wrote one book, “The Illustrated Woman” which is just non stop bonking – and I think I’m pretty good at it, but I always feel guilty afterwards. It's the Catholic in me! The Ritual wouldn’t work without that chapter though, so it wasn’t gratuitous.


There was an awful lot of leopard skin prints about in 2011 and also a brief spurt of Mad Men fashions – early fifties stuff. They all made it into the book. In Hollywood Shakedown, Monique – my favourite female character – goes shopping in a genuine LA mall and that’s similar. There is a two-page homage to shoes*. I love women’s shoes – all my books feature high heeled women’s shoes somewhere about.


If you had to go back and do it all over, is there any aspect of The Ritual or getting it published that you would change?I’d rewrite Chapters 7-13. My top pal Clive La Court couldn’t get past them. I thought the book was too short at a 100,000 words, so I added bits at the beginning. Because of that, I’m just not happy with the flow. However, from 14-43, I consider the work to be up there with my best.


Quite a few of the authors have been interviewed here on the Cauldron including Emma Edwards, Rae Gee and Suzanne Van Rooyen – well-known names in Indie Circles – and there are a couple of new faces (to me) on board, including Christy L Foster who is organising the books release event next week. I like it and it’s a big divergence for the company. If it does well, I’ll commission more short stuff.



Short stories are hard work. To be honest, the whole process was a nightmare. I had one girl drop out the night before the deadline. One friend of mine, who I had known for seven years, spat his dummy into the stratosphere, because I wasn’t communicating with him enough about his submission, and we no longer speak. Another potential author became very ill and pulled out. (I understand that, by the way). Another wouldn’t return my mails. It was much harder than writing novels! If you had to sum Reality Bites up in 30 or less words, what would you say?
Reality writing – fiction, “faction” and life representation – of the highest order written by some of the most talented independently published authors operating today.Oh, when is Reality Bites due to be published, Mark?Saturday 13th April. About five weeks late haha But Miss, I have an excuse – or twenty.




First thing publishers look for – Is This Stuff New and Fresh. Every time. I thought Indie would be as experimental as anything out there, but mainstream publishers are killing us for innovation.
What an opportunity we have too! Yet, as a group, we just write the same novel and publish it ten thousand times under ten thousand different author names. What Steampunk maestro Rae Gee calls Novel Writing 101.
Show, not tell. Lots of dialogue. Minimal description. Plot, plot, plot.
In other words: Films on paper. Novels are novels!
Sites like Awesome Indies don’t help. Their review criteria include the debatable “show” rather than “tell” guideline. Nonsense! A brilliant book like House of Meetings by Martin Amis wouldn’t get past that criteria. Neither would anything by Garcia Marquez. Or Henry Miller. My two-page homage - totally irrelevant and deliberately digressive - to Monique’s hypnotic shoes in Hollywood Shakedown wouldn’t pass either - but a hundred books full of an identical blandness will. Same old, same old. Dot to Dot Novel Writing. http://awesomeindies.net
Indie is the most conformist market in the world because there is a prevailing reluctance to try anything new - because while the guardians of the slush pile at Faber and Faber are fearsome, no one is as damaging to one’s ego as a peer. This is the thing that has surprised me most, Ngaire.
Strong opinions!
I am available for children's parties...
Hahahahaha. So, if you could spend a day as someone else, who would it be and why?
A sailor on a Greenpeace anti-whaling vessel in the Pacific getting in the way of Japanese whale murderships. (*spits*)Is there any particular author or book that influenced you in any way either growing up or as an adult?
Martin Amis “Money”. The best book written in this country, this century. Flawless and an inspiration.

Tell us one of your favourite quotes …
I'll show you, Ngaire.

And finally, where can fans of Mark Barry find out more?
Okay:
Green Wizard Publishing (Facebook) https://www.facebook.com/pages/Green-Wizard-Publishing/351826461533731?ref=hl
Twitter Handle: @greenwizard62
Green Wizard Blog Business: http://greenwizardcarla.blogspot.co.uk/
Author Database: http://www.authorsdb.com/authors-directory/1438-mark-barry


You're welcome. When is your last show for the Cauldron, Ngaire? Your run has proved incredibly popular.


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Blurb:
"Death. Domestic abuse. Ritual exploitation. The passing of a loved one. Child battery. Horrifying food addiction. Brutal bullying. Friendship gone bad. Drugs. Family collapse. Loss. Despair.
These are the bricks in the walls of Hell.
That would be real hell. Not the imaginary hell of the biblical scribe, the epic fantasist, the horrorphile, the metaphorist, the allegory peddler or the unreliable narrator.
This is the real Hell.
But no matter how bleak things become in that impenetrable abyss, no matter how bleak, no matter how pitch black, there is always the bottom rung of a threadbare rope ladder dangling from the precipice – and the message is: the rung is in reach.
This is Reality Bites.
Twelve fictional stories by twelve superb independent authors, each of whom is a card-carrying survivor of the abyss. And these are their tales."
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April 26, 2013
Kindle edition of The Adventures of Cecilia Spark - the Brimstone Forest by Ngaire Elder - free April 26-28, 2012
FREE this weekend - 26th April to 28th April!!!!!!!!!!!!! The Adventures of Cecilia Spark - the Brimstone Forest.
Blog post by Ngaire Elder Today the spotlight is on Cecilia Spark ... not me, Ngaire Elder (I will now slink into the background).
A bit about Cecilia - she is ten years old and loves hanging-out in her snuggery. Amongst her top things to do are midnight feasts, bug hunting, camping, toasting marshmallows on the camp fire and treasure hunts with her dog, Flurry.
Cecilia dislikes tidying her bedroom and dressing up in fancy frocks.
Cecilia made her first appearance in the Brimstone Forest, book 1 in the series, The Adventures of Cecilia Spark.
Cecilia Spark and Soldier the Mouse
Excerpt from The Brimstone Forest:
Cecilia shivered; Brimstone Forest felt creepy. Rooks cawed from the tree tops, beetles scuttled through the leaves and twigs on the forest floor and hundreds of eyes peered at her through the thicket. She had been running for a while and felt exhausted, so she stopped for a rest. She was resting quietly, while Soldier sniffed out a nearby hole, when the two of them became aware of a new noise in the forest. The sound was neither loud nor disturbing, but tuneful and pleasant to the ear. “Do you hear that music?” whispered Soldier.
“Yes, and it’s coming from over there,” Cecilia replied, pointing towards an opening in the forest. “Let’s go and find out where it’s coming from.”
They followed the musical trail that took them deeper into the forest to a clearing, where they spotted a cave which beamed with light, like a volcano’s fiery fountain.
As they got closer to the cave the music stopped and the light went dim. Cecilia felt a shiver run down her back and Soldier hid in Cecilia’s pocket.
She was about to turn back when she saw a Thingamabob walking towards her from the cave. Cecilia could not make her feet move; they were rooted to the ground.
The Thingamabob looked terrifying. It had spikes sticking out of its head, its body wobbled like jelly and it made a clicking sound with its claws.
The Thingamabob was getting closer and closer and closer, and Cecilia wished she could have
hidden in Soldier’s pocket!
What readers are saying about The Adventures of Cecilia Spark - the Brimstone Forest (Amazon):
~ A great story for Young Readers of any age.
~ This story comes alive with the brilliant illustrations that help bring the vivid characters to life.
~ This book is full of creativity and imagination, aspects which are sure to delight young readers.
The Brimstone Forest Book Trailer
Target audience - 5-8 years old. Great book for reading aloud.
Fully illustrated by Peter Maddocks.
Download it FREE today and enjoy Cecilia Spark's adventure in the Brimstone Forest!US Amazon Link http://www.amazon.com/dp/B006TI8N9W
UK Amazon Link http://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B006TI8N9W
Blog post by Ngaire Elder Today the spotlight is on Cecilia Spark ... not me, Ngaire Elder (I will now slink into the background).
A bit about Cecilia - she is ten years old and loves hanging-out in her snuggery. Amongst her top things to do are midnight feasts, bug hunting, camping, toasting marshmallows on the camp fire and treasure hunts with her dog, Flurry.
Cecilia dislikes tidying her bedroom and dressing up in fancy frocks.
Cecilia made her first appearance in the Brimstone Forest, book 1 in the series, The Adventures of Cecilia Spark.

Excerpt from The Brimstone Forest:
Cecilia shivered; Brimstone Forest felt creepy. Rooks cawed from the tree tops, beetles scuttled through the leaves and twigs on the forest floor and hundreds of eyes peered at her through the thicket. She had been running for a while and felt exhausted, so she stopped for a rest. She was resting quietly, while Soldier sniffed out a nearby hole, when the two of them became aware of a new noise in the forest. The sound was neither loud nor disturbing, but tuneful and pleasant to the ear. “Do you hear that music?” whispered Soldier.
“Yes, and it’s coming from over there,” Cecilia replied, pointing towards an opening in the forest. “Let’s go and find out where it’s coming from.”
They followed the musical trail that took them deeper into the forest to a clearing, where they spotted a cave which beamed with light, like a volcano’s fiery fountain.
As they got closer to the cave the music stopped and the light went dim. Cecilia felt a shiver run down her back and Soldier hid in Cecilia’s pocket.
She was about to turn back when she saw a Thingamabob walking towards her from the cave. Cecilia could not make her feet move; they were rooted to the ground.
The Thingamabob looked terrifying. It had spikes sticking out of its head, its body wobbled like jelly and it made a clicking sound with its claws.
The Thingamabob was getting closer and closer and closer, and Cecilia wished she could have
hidden in Soldier’s pocket!

What readers are saying about The Adventures of Cecilia Spark - the Brimstone Forest (Amazon):
~ A great story for Young Readers of any age.
~ This story comes alive with the brilliant illustrations that help bring the vivid characters to life.
~ This book is full of creativity and imagination, aspects which are sure to delight young readers.
The Brimstone Forest Book Trailer
Target audience - 5-8 years old. Great book for reading aloud.
Fully illustrated by Peter Maddocks.
Download it FREE today and enjoy Cecilia Spark's adventure in the Brimstone Forest!US Amazon Link http://www.amazon.com/dp/B006TI8N9W
UK Amazon Link http://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B006TI8N9W
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Home Wrecker by Brenda Perlin - book release party on Monday, April 29th at 4:00 pm to 6:00 pm Pacific Standard Time
https://www.facebook.com/events/447180968707670/?ref=25
You don’t have to be Home Wrecker to enjoy the book!
Home Wrecker by Brenda Perlin - book release party Monday, April 29th at 4:00 pm to 6:00 pm Pacific Standard Time
Hosted by Kim Mutch Emerson’s MasterKoda Select Publishing

HOME WRECKER
"When Brooklyn meets Bo, their lives are instantly turned upside down. Brooklyn and Bo, each unhappily married to someone else, have to decide whether to stay with their spouses or give up everything for each other. Find out what Brooklyn's husband and Bo's soon-to-be ex-wife do to break them up."
BROOKLYN:
"We were no longer jovial or comfortable with each other; we were no longer a loving couple. Everything was very serious and my silly side was not nurtured. I changed and became sad while he stayed the same. Maybe without my light side, his dark side took center stage and that was where we were. I didn’t see any changes to come. I lost my optimism, which felt squashed down like a suitcase filled with too many clothes."
BROOKLYN:
"I always thought my life would amount to more than this. I lived my life striving to be the best person possible. I tried to live up to my parents’ expectations, and my own. I’ve never been very goal oriented, but I’ve always been proud that I have a good heart. I did things I never thought I would do and I had to accept my long list of shortcomings. Life was not always fair, so I had to roll with the punches. As I grew older, I learned that every human was flawed. In my case, I wouldn’t have predicted any of it. I was raised to believe good things happen to good people and that everything always worked out at the end of the day."
BROOKLYN:
"I was physically attacked by a woman who didn’t even know me. Yes, my boyfriend was her former husband, but she tried to ruin me. While she was not my worst nemesis, I have had plenty of opposition from others. Yet she caused me plenty of grief during a time when I didn’t have the energy for anymore negativity. Throughout my life, I’ve had many disappointments, survived many losses and had more than my share of sorrow. I had my expectations crushed repeatedly, yet I was still optimistic and believed there were good things to come."
You don’t have to be Home Wrecker to enjoy the book!
Home Wrecker by Brenda Perlin - book release party Monday, April 29th at 4:00 pm to 6:00 pm Pacific Standard Time
Hosted by Kim Mutch Emerson’s MasterKoda Select Publishing

HOME WRECKER
"When Brooklyn meets Bo, their lives are instantly turned upside down. Brooklyn and Bo, each unhappily married to someone else, have to decide whether to stay with their spouses or give up everything for each other. Find out what Brooklyn's husband and Bo's soon-to-be ex-wife do to break them up."

BROOKLYN:
"We were no longer jovial or comfortable with each other; we were no longer a loving couple. Everything was very serious and my silly side was not nurtured. I changed and became sad while he stayed the same. Maybe without my light side, his dark side took center stage and that was where we were. I didn’t see any changes to come. I lost my optimism, which felt squashed down like a suitcase filled with too many clothes."

BROOKLYN:
"I always thought my life would amount to more than this. I lived my life striving to be the best person possible. I tried to live up to my parents’ expectations, and my own. I’ve never been very goal oriented, but I’ve always been proud that I have a good heart. I did things I never thought I would do and I had to accept my long list of shortcomings. Life was not always fair, so I had to roll with the punches. As I grew older, I learned that every human was flawed. In my case, I wouldn’t have predicted any of it. I was raised to believe good things happen to good people and that everything always worked out at the end of the day."

BROOKLYN:
"I was physically attacked by a woman who didn’t even know me. Yes, my boyfriend was her former husband, but she tried to ruin me. While she was not my worst nemesis, I have had plenty of opposition from others. Yet she caused me plenty of grief during a time when I didn’t have the energy for anymore negativity. Throughout my life, I’ve had many disappointments, survived many losses and had more than my share of sorrow. I had my expectations crushed repeatedly, yet I was still optimistic and believed there were good things to come."

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