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Craigslist adds new “Rapes & Murders” section

Under pressure from politicians and law enforcement agencies throughout the U.S., Craigslist has finally addressed concerns that its free classified ads are often abused for illegal activity. To help their users more easily find the right section for these kinds of ads, Craigslist has introduced an experimental new “Rapes & Murders” sections on its Compton, [...]

Just in time for Passover–new Bacon & Egg Matzos

In this tough economy every company needs to broaden its market. With Passover right around the corner, why not bring the great taste of matzoh to families across the nation without regard to race, creed, or religion? What a delicious way to survive hard times. Plus: Streit's Bacon & Egg Matzos make a quick and [...]

Laid off? Out of work? Join Al-Qaeda!

Lots of people work for someone they don't like. In this depressed economy, you're lucky to work for anyone at all. Which is exactly why there's never been a better time to join Al-Qaeda! With on-site training, free dental, and (permanent) maternity leave, what are you waiting for? Join Al-Qaeda!