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Valentine Lupercalia Bonobo Seasons Beatings

  by Dr. Susan Block       Friends, Romans, Countrywomen, lend me your ears, I cum to bury Valentine’s Day, not to praise it… Sorry to mangle Marc Antony’s classic eulogy in Shakespeare’s Julius Caesar, but Valentine’s Day is fake news. A sugar-coated confection of disinformation concocted by the early Catholic Church, developed by the Victorian […]

Bonobo Block Party

  by Dr. Susan Block.       It’s the Bonobo Way or the Highway – to Hell, Brothers and Sisters, Lovers and Sinners! Personally, Capt’n Max and I would rather go bonobos than bonkers.   We prefer the Joys of Sex to the Horrors of War – or whatever you call Benny Net Nut Netanyahu’s mad […]

#GoBonobos in 2024 – LiVE on the Bonoboville Streamer

  by Dr. Susan Block.       Riding the Bonoboville Streamer into a brand New Year – with a Happy Nude Rear – we resolve to “Go Bonobos in 2024.” Unfortunately, our Peace Train turns into a Bullet Train midway through the Tunnel of Love. At least, we dodge the bullets, fending off the faux fighters, […]

Go Bonobos in 2024!

by Dr. Susan Block. It’s a New Year, Brothers and Sisters, Lovers and Sinners, a socially sanctified turning point in calendrical time with stirring possibilities that shimmer like GloFish in a pool of fresh clean water, awaiting my dive down into a future so bright that all you can see is my “Happy Nude Rear.” […]

It’s The SUZYs!

  by Dr. Susan Block. It’s the Eve of Xmas Eve as Capt’n Max and I broadcast live, sliding down your chimney with gifts (awards!) if you’ve been sex-positive, and coal in your stocking if you’ve been a war criminal. That’s the boobie prize—and I don’t mean Jingle Jugs. It’s the SUZYs 2023! Honoring excellence […]

An Anti-Zionist Hanukkah

by Dr. Susan Block.       It’s the third night of Hanukkah 2023 as we broadcast live from Bonoboville, and I’m feeling ambivalent, as I do every Hanukkah; loathing its religious militaristic story while loving its gifts, games, hot wax and flickering lights.  But this year, Zionist Israel’s ruthless, relentless bombardment of Gaza is far too […]

Thanksgiving, Spanksgiving, Deep Throat Galore & No More War!

by Dr. Susan Block.       All aboard the Gravy Train, broadcasting live mid-Thanksgiving Weekend, still digesting Turkey Day, Feasting Day, Fat Thursday—or the Day of Mourning and Protest for the native tribal peoples of America who were slaughtered, their land stolen by the British Pilgrims and other European colonialists, as surely as the natives of […]

DEEP THROAT does LA

by Dr. Susan Block This year marks the golden anniversary of Deep Throat—the erotic, ironic, iconic 1972 movie that, for many, personified the Sexual Revolution in America. Deep Throat gave the world a taste of Porno Chic with a Big Gulp of Free Speech, followed by a bubbly chaser of U.S. politics mixed with presidential […]

Happy 80th Birthday Max + Ceasefire Now: Be Bonobo!

by Dr. Susan Block.        It’s our first ride on the Love Train since Capt’n Max’s 80th birthday, so we’re still celebrating with cool callers and hot tales of this year’s erotic festivities; plus eight great decades of Max’s memories, from being born into war through a lifetime of advocating for peace, romance and great […]

Ceasefire NOW for a Bonobo Halloween

by Dr. Susan Block. Flying over Kinktober’s spooky full moon on my magic dildonic vibrating broom, I deliver my Ode to Halloween to start up the scene… as well as our newest street in Bonoboville, “Poet Avenue.” We want your poems! Don’t be afraid. Give “poetry therapy” a chance. AND we want a ceasefire now! […]