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#MySexySaturday In Fertile Ground: #Virgin #Breeding #Erotica

This week's My Sexy Saturday topic is "Some Sexy Action" and, let me tell you, that's what you're going to get with my new release from Excessica Publishing.

"In Fertile Ground" is a dark tale I wrote for the anthology Fertile Girls. If you haven't read it yet, prepare yourself! This is seriously erotic stuff:

When did I find out my first time would be given to Our Leader? I’ve always known. It’s the same for every girl here. After we come of age, we submit to the one man who is more than man, more than human. He is our high priest, godly in stature. His seed must be spread among every young woman at the commune. Each of us will bear a babe for him, each wife in turn.

Today my time has come. Our wedding night awaits…

Read 7 paragraphs from In Fertile Ground:

He takes hold of my hand and presses it against the soft, dark fabric. “It’s velvet.”

“I’ve never felt anything so soft, except the mosses in the forest.”

He hasn’t released my wrist when he asks, “Do you like the mosses in the forest?”

“Yes,” I say, though my throat runs dry. “I like them just after the rain, when they remain slightly wet.”

“Much like your skin,” he says as he traces his fingers up my arm. “Your mother did not dry you.”

“I’m sorry.”

He shakes his head and tells me, “Those were my instructions to her: bring your daughter to me wet.”

Here are some place you can buy In Fertile Ground:
Amazon| http://www.amazon.com/In-Fertile-Ground-Dark-Erotica-ebook/dp/B01DFGYTUM?tag=dondes-20
BN| http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/in-fertile-ground-giselle-renarde/1123579950?ean=2940158002342
All Romance| https://www.allromanceebooks.com/product-infertilegrounddarkerotica-2003161-356.html
eXcessica| http://www.excessica.com/books/index.php?main_page=product_info&cPath=42&products_id=1031&zenid=841ec8782f94a5015d57202fde7569fc

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#MySexySaturday Wedding Heat: Friday #Erotica #BoxSet

I think it's hilarious that this week's My Sexy Saturday topic is "My Sexy Carriage."

Why?

Because the first story in my Wedding Heat series takes place in a car. And, yes, the sex takes place in a car.  Or... on a car.

You'll see for yourself when you buy a copy of my Wedding Heat: Friday box set.

And how do I know you'll buy a copy? 

Because it's on sale for only $0.99 right now, and that's an amazing price for 6 erotic novelettes!

Dan undid his seat belt and then his leather belt. He shifted to the middle of the bench, unbuttoning, unzipping. He was crushing her maps, but when he pulled out his cock the maps were the last things on her mind.
“Thought you might want to finish what you started.” Dan stretched his arms across the back of the front seat, first toying with Cora’s hair, then pressing her head down.
“God, yes.”
Warm saliva accumulated under Cora’s tongue as she folded herself toward that straining cock. She almost wanted to cry again, but this time because her heart felt too full.
“I thought you didn’t care,” she told him. “Or… I thought you didn’t want me to, or…”
“I want you to.” Dan curved his big hand around the back of her neck, exerting pressure there. “Do you know how much it turns me on, knowing you think about this too?”
Cora growled a little, smiling. She grabbed his cock, hand over hand, both fists pulsing gently against his shaft. “I think about it all the time.”

To find out more about Dan and Cora (and their gay son and their lesbian daughter and their bisexual niece and the incredible cast of characters too numerous to mention here), you have GOT to get your hands on the Wedding Heat: Friday box set while it's on sale this week.

Buy it from:
Amazon: http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00GFSK83U?tag=dondes-20
Amazon UK: http://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/B00GFSK83U
BarnesNoble: http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/wedding-heat-giselle-renarde/1117265018
Kobo: https://store.kobobooks.com/en-ca/ebook/wedding-heat-friday-box-set-series-one
Apple: https://itunes.apple.com/us/book/id967925423

The print version is available from CreateSpace: https://www.createspace.com/5114507

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Smut Smackdown Round Two: Spying on the Twins vs. Daddy's Wet Little Virgin

In case you missed the explanation during Round One, Lexi challenged me to a smut duel. We each write a VERY taboo erotic story and you get to vote on which is the most salacious! If you find family sex titillating, you need to read these stories!

Mine:

Spying on the Twins
by Giselle Renarde
Family Affairs Taboo Erotica

“What’s your fascination with Jeffrey and Jane?”

That’s what my friend keeps asking about my twin cousins. But isn’t it obvious? Look at the way they smile at each other and stand so close! I’ve heard that twins have some kind of special connection, but there’s something freaky going on with these two. And I’m dying to find out what!

Intensely Taboo Erotica

Get it for only $0.99 with coupon code FL29S (Expires April 30, 2016)
Only at https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/622960?ref=GiselleRenardeErotica


Lexi's:

Daddy’s Wet Little Virgin
by Lexi Wood
Daddy Does It Best!

Isabella hasn’t visited the cabin since she was just a little girl. Back then, it was Mummy and Daddy and her. Now it’s just Isabella and Daddy alone together by the lake. When temperatures rise and she tries to cool off, it’s Daddy to the rescue! But Isabella doesn’t need his help. She needs something else altogether… if only Daddy will give it to her!

You can get this one too for $0.99
if you use coupon code NW94T at
https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/622965?ref=GiselleRenardeErotica
Expires: April 30, 2016


Spying on the Twins versus Daddy’s Wet Little VirginRead them both and vote for your favourite: http://goo.gl/gRj9Nb

Giselle Renarde
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Adam and Sheree's Stepbrother Series #MySexySaturday

The complete collection has arrived! If you haven't read my Adam and Sheree series, this is your chance to get the entire trilogy for only $2.99--that's a buck a book! This is one seriously salacious series, full of stepbrother/stepsister sex, lesbian licking, porn production, multiple menages, and so much more.  If you've read the original Adam and Sheree series from Excessica, this is the Amazon-friendly version of that.

Amazon: http://www.amazon.com/dp/B01C8XFNBW?tag=dondes-20Amazon UK: http://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B01C8XFNBW
Adam and Sheree's Stepbrother Series: The Complete Collection is on sale this weekend at Amazon, so don't miss out! I mean it!  This is such a great deal!

“Knock, knock.”

Sheree stepped inside and closed the door. When Adam gazed across the room, all he could see was the tent in his shorts pointing straight at his sister’s tits. His dick knew what he wanted even before he did.

“Somebody’s happy to see me.”

“No.” Adam’s throat clicked as he sat up. “I thought we talked about this in the car.”

She jumped on his bed, pawing at his fly. “You talked, I listened. Well… I half-listened.”

“We can’t do this anymore, Ree.” He batted at her hands, but his wrists went limp. Only one of his muscles seemed to be in service at the moment. “It was different, at Gramma’s cottage. Like you said, we were sexual surrogates for each other, just scratching an itch.”

Without looking away from his erection, Sheree whined, “I’m still itchy.”

Do you have $3? Buy this collection now now NOW!!!So much sex! So much taboo! So much HOT! Buy it! Buy it!!!
Amazon: http://www.amazon.com/dp/B01C8XFNBW?tag=dondes-20Amazon UK: http://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B01C8XFNBW
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What's FREE, Giselle? #ReadAnEbook

To celebrate my decade-long career as a purveyor of fine smut, I've been giving away free books. Different ones each month. March is going to work a little differently.

Every year, Smashwords holds a huge sale for Read An Ebook Week. March 6-12, you'll be able to snag some amazing freebies and deals from writers like me. And also from me. And also from Lexi, but forget about her for a second and let's talk about me some more.

I've made an incredible number of books available to readers for free this week. I didn't count, but... a lot. And the ones that aren't free are deeply discounted. Of all my (self-published) ebooks, I think only like 5 of them aren't on sale.

So where can you get this multitude of free ebooks?

From Smashwords: https://www.smashwords.com/profile/view/GiselleRenardeErotica

Scroll down that page and you'll find books, which you can sort by author (since Lexi's are there too), newest, bestselling, etc.

I think you have to enter a coupon code to get the sale price (I could be wrong) but that code will be on the book's product page.

These books are free because I WANT you to have them. Go nuts!


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By Hand: Out of the Cold

My wintery New Years novella Out of the Cold actually started life as a series of spicy letters I wrote to my ex. When I asked for them back so I could transcribe them for the book, he made me promise to return them.

Ooops they fell in the shredder. I guess you'll have to solicit sexy notes from your wife now. Sorry-not-sorry!


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Smut Smackdown: Talk Dirty To Me, Daddy! vs. Two Complete Strangers

A couple weeks ago, Lexi Wood challenged me to a duel. If you don't know Lexi, she's the smut-writing sock puppet that lives in my apartment. She's pretty damn cocky, too. Apparently she thinks she's the superior smut-slinger.

We'll see about that!

She thinks that because she spends her whole life writing stepdaddy smut, she writes taboo erotica better. I guess she wasn't around in 2013, when I wrote my 100,000-word Adam and Sheree trilogy. No steps in that (unless you're reading the Amazon version, Adam and Sheree's Stepbrother Series). Just pure, unadulterated family sex.

So Lexi upped the stakes.

She challenged me to a family sex writing competition. No pseudo stuff. No steps.

Real. Family. Sex.

I'm not generally a competitive person, but Lexi gets me all riled up. So IT'S ON! Round One has begun!

Who can produce the dirtiest taboo tales? It's the Lexi vs. Giselle Smut Smackdown! We write 'em, you rate 'em.

Our first challengers are Lexi's Talk Dirty To Me, Daddy! and my book, Two Complete Strangers:

I know what you’re thinking: I had an affair with my father, so I must be cracked. But this man didn’t raise me. We were two complete strangers when we met at that seaside pub. There was an instant spark between us. He couldn’t resist his little girl, and I didn’t even try to resist him. Maybe it was sick and wrong and totally messed up… or maybe we’re meant for each other.

Buy it here: https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/618644?ref=GiselleRenardeErotica
Use Coupon Code KF54P to get Two Complete Strangers for only $0.99!
Coupon Expires: April 30, 2016


And here's the challenger:

Marissa makes a living out of talking dirty. Phone sex is her secret job. She does it late at night, after her father’s gone to bed. When one special caller gets her hot and bothered, she sneaks into Daddy’s bedroom to steal some late night loving. But wait… where’s Daddy? He’s not in bed. Where could he be? And how did Marissa’s caller manage to tap all her taboo desires?

Smashwords: https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/618633?ref=GiselleRenardeErotica
Promotional price: $0.99 with Coupon Code: ML38R
Expires: April 30, 2016



Read both books and vote for your favourite:

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By Hand: Good Bi Valentine

The first piece of erotic fiction I wrote has been through numerous incarnations. I believe it was first published in pieces, as three short stories. I want to say it was published by Ruthie's Club, but I'm not 100% sure that's true. Over the past 10 years I've written hundreds, maybe thousands of stories. I've honestly lost count.

But this was the the first: an erotic comedy about a building superintendent having sex with a variety of tenants on Valentine's Day.


This novelette has gone by many names over the years. These days, you can call it Good Bi Valentine.

Warning: This title contains m/f and f/f sex, mild BDSM, and graphic descriptions of cheesy 1980’s porn, including but not limited to fluorescent and animal print bikinis. Giselle Renarde
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Calling All Downton Abbey Fans!

New Book Alert! Mind Your Manors
Sexy Stories from Erotic Estates
 Calling all fans of period drama! Enter a world where noble lords surrender to pretty maids, and dominating ladies seduce the men who serve them. Their lust can be icy and dark, or subtle and sweet. Whether upstairs or down, who can resist the call of forbidden love?

The manor house awaits. Are you ready to cross the threshold?

If you're wondering how you'll cope when Downton Abbey goes off the air, it might be time to pick up a copy of my new book. Inside, you'll find three new erotic stories about ritzy types and their servants--inspired by the opulence of your favourite period dramas!

I don't have purchase links for all retailers yet, but I do have a coupon you can redeem for $1 off at Smashwords. Mind Your Manors is also on sale this week at All Romance Ebooks!

Find Mind Your Manors at Amazon: www.amazon.com/gp/product/B01BX42QLC?tag=dondes-20
Google Play: https://play.google.com/store/books/details?id=bp-YCwAAQBAJ
All Romance Ebooks: https://www.allromanceebooks.com/product-mindyourmanorssexystoriesfromeroticestates-1986695-367.html

Smashwords: https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/616359?ref=GiselleRenardeErotica
Promotional price: $2.99
Coupon Code: TK46P
Expires: February 29, 2016
Coming soon to other retailers and in print!
Giselle Renarde
Canada just got hotter!

New #Taboo #Erotica (and it's FREE right now!)

Lexi's been begging me to tell you about this new book she put out: 6 original stories of the stepfather/stepdaughter variety. That "variety" includes the exchange student and the man of the house, sad divorced guy and the girl his son has a crush on... I think there's a man living on a family's couch who hooks up with the virgin daughter? Anyway, stuff like that: people having sex with people they probably shouldn't be having sex with.

This book has been wildly successful. Lexi's books always sell better than mine, but since I'm such a generous and giving person I've decided to promote her smut to you. Not that she'll thank me for it. Lexi has got to be the rudest, most irritating sock puppet on the planet. And that's saying something!  Sock puppets don't exactly have a reputation for being sweet and kind.

Anyway, here's her damn book. It's free today, tomorrow, and Saturday. That would be... where's my calendar? February 18, 19, 20. Of the year 2016, in case you're reading this from the future.

New Taboo Erotica Good Girls, First Times, Forbidden Lust and Punished Brats
FREE at Amazon Thursday February 18-Saturday February 20th Amazon: http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B01B3C3492Amazon UK: http://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/B01B3C3492Giselle Renarde
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