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It's time for the big #Smashwords sale! Load up on #erotica #ebooks now!

I know a lot of you look forward to this time of year as much as I do. Christmas marks the first day of the big annual ebook sale at Smashwords. This year, many of you got the jump on me.

Thanks for buying my books!

If you're looking for something great to read, most of my catalogue is at least 50% off right now.  The sale runs until January 1st 2019, so get shopping!

Here are a few of my ebooks available at super-sale prices...

TRAGIC COOLNESS.  Not erotica, but a great book for anyone who's been dumped, anyone carrying a torch, anyone who's experienced unrequited love... pretty much anyone!


OLDER WOMEN, LESBIAN DESIRES.  A collection of erotica shorts featuring cougars and kittens!


GISELLE'S BEST ADULTERY EROTICA. Giselle doing what Giselle does best: writing about people having sexy sexual sex affairs.


EROTICA EVERY DAY. Thirty erotic flash fiction stories I wrote this year. Lots of fetishes covered. Balloons come to mind. Socks. What else? Oh, human furniture. That's a good one. Sex outdoors--in the sun AND the snow. Plenty more.


FAMILY AFFAIRS INCEST EROTICA. Three extremely taboo short stories in one collection. This one's got fathers and daughters, twins, threesomes. Great value!


WET WEEKEND. If you're a fan of my lesbian golden showers, this is the book for you! It's a six-chapter story about girlfriends who go for a nice little getaway and WOW do they find a lot of ways to incorporate pee into their play!



There's more to explore at Smashwords. You'll find hundreds of ebooks by me and by Lexi, almost all of which are on sale right now (and if they're not on sale, that's probably because they're only $0.99 to begin with).Giselle Renarde
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A Threesome for Christmas: #Holiday #MMF #Menage #Erotic #Romance #Audiobook

We're getting a threesome for Christmas this year!

A Threesome for Christmas
Holiday Menage Erotic Romance Audiobook
by Giselle Renarde

Cathy takes care of everyone else’s needs. This Christmas, who will take care of hers?

Enter Jeremy, the young tenant who lives in her basement, and Vance, the rugged handyman who makes Cathy weak in the knees.

If anyone knows how to look after Cathy, it’s these two guys!

Cozy up and listen in!



Get your copy from:
Audible US
Audible UK
...and many other retailers and streaming systems!Giselle Renarde
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Just a bit of fun #erotica for you: #Bisexual Roommate Butt Munch

Sometimes you need an emotionally-fulfilling saga.

Other times you need a bit of smut that cuts right to the chase.

Today we're talking smut.

One of the most popular search terms here on the blog is "lesbian ass-licking." One of the most popular ebooks I've published in the last little while was called "Trying on my Roommate's Panties."

I figured I'd combine the two. Sort of.

That's how I came up with a story about a girl who loves to lick her roommate's ass, but also the roommate's boyfriend is hanging around, so they fuck him. Why not? There's rimming, there's strap-on sex, there's "oops your boyfriend's dick slipped into my pussy oooooooops" and there's pretty much no plot.

If you're looking for smut that gets straight to the sex, here it be. Go forth and acquire my smut!

Bisexual Roommate Butt Munch
Two Girls One Guy Threesome Erotica
By Giselle Renarde

...is available from Smashwords: https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/912373?ref=GiselleRenardeErotica
Google Play: https://play.google.com/store/books/details?id=E7V-DwAAQBAJ
Amazon: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07LBVMFRH?tag=dondes-20
Excitica: https://www.excitica.com/index.php/bisexual-roommate-butt-munch.html
...and other retailers!

When Annie’s afternoon classes are cancelled, she comes home to find her roommate in a very odd position. How can she resist planting her face in her favourite place? Except Annie doesn’t realize Marcia’s boyfriend is in the next room. How will he react when he finds the girls getting it on without him?

Two dirty girls, one lucky guy, and plenty of action!

Enjoy!

Smashwords: https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/912373?ref=GiselleRenardeErotica
Google Play: https://play.google.com/store/books/details?id=E7V-DwAAQBAJ
Amazon: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07LBVMFRH?tag=dondes-20
Excitica: https://www.excitica.com/index.php/bisexual-roommate-butt-munch.htmlGiselle Renarde
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Creatures of the Night: 6 #Erotic Stories of the #Paranormal #Audiobook

There’s nothing more seductive than a sizzling story of sex and the supernatural. In this collection, you’ll find six thrilling and chilling tales of the paranormal from award-winning author Giselle Renarde. Go ahead. Stay up late tonight with six haunting stories of vampire lust, ghostly encounters, succubus sex and more!

Included in this audiobook are the following short stories written and read by Giselle Renarde: Ghost of a Chance, Blood Lust, Neither Love Nor Money, Skyggen the Shadow Woman, Milady’s Bath, and The Mesmerist and the Mare.

The audiobook can be found at many subscription services and retailers, including Nook: https://www.nookaudiobooks.com/audiobook/253336/creatures-of-the-night
Kobo: https://www.kobo.com/us/en/audiobook/creatures-of-the-night-9
Audiobooks.com: https://www.audiobooks.com/audiobook/creatures-of-the-night-6-erotic-stories-of-the-paranormal/358822
Audible: https://www.audible.com/pd/B07JW8BZ3G/?source_code=AUDFPWS0223189MWT-BK-ACX0-130552&ref=acx_bty_BK_ACX0_130552_rh_us

Creatures of the Night is also available as an ebook and in print.Giselle Renarde
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Anonymous: An #Erotic Novel #Audiobook

What kind of wife dreams of watching her husband with another man?

A wife like Hannah.

For years, she and Nathaniel have fantasized about bringing a third into the bedroom.

Someone… ANONYMOUS.

But will one night with a hired hand satisfy their desires, or will Hannah become obsessed with discovering the true identity of Mr. Anonymous?

Find out when you listen to my new audiobook version of ANONYMOUS from Google Play: https://play.google.com/store/audiobooks/details/Giselle_Renarde_Anonymous?id=AQAAAEBM6DCobM&hl=en
Nook: https://www.nookaudiobooks.com/audiobook/253339/anonymous
Kobo: https://www.kobo.com/us/en/audiobook/anonymous-43
Audiobooks.com: https://www.audiobooks.com/audiobook/anonymous-an-erotic-novel/358836
Audible: https://www.audible.com/pd/B07JH5YY66/?source_code=AUDFPWS0223189MWT-BK-ACX0-130582&ref=acx_bty_BK_ACX0_130582_rh_us
...and many other retailers and streaming sites. Look for it wherever you get your audiobooks!Giselle Renarde
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Girls Just Wanna Have Girls #Lesbian #Erotica #Audiobook

If you love lesbian erotica, this is the audio collection for you! It includes twenty erotic stories from award-winning author Giselle Renarde.

Giselle’s erotic fiction has appeared in nearly 200 anthologies, including prestigious collections like Best Lesbian Erotica, Best Lesbian Romance, and Best Women’s Erotica.

This steamy audio-anthology features first times, erotic fetishes, bondage, spankings, friends becoming lovers and much more!

7 hours and 40 minutes of lesbian erotica!

Get it from Google Play: https://play.google.com/store/audiobooks/details/Giselle_Renarde_Girls_Just_Wanna_Have_Girls?id=AQAAAECMtz_3oM&hl=en
Nook: https://www.nookaudiobooks.com/audiobook/251202/girls-just-wanna-have-girls
Audiobooks.com: https://www.audiobooks.com/audiobook/girls-just-wanna-have-girls-20-lesbian-sex-stories/356820
Scribd: https://www.scribd.com/audiobook/389993061/Girls-Just-Wanna-Have-Girls-20-Lesbian-Sex-Stories
...and many other retailers and subscription services!Giselle Renarde
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An Appreciation for Beautiful Things: #Spanking #Erotica #Audiobook

An Appreciation for Beautiful Things
Spanking Erotica
by Giselle Renarde

Dell's mother-in-law is convinced he's gay. That doesn't bother him. So what if he has an appreciation for beautiful things? Why should beauty be a gay guy's exclusive domain? What does irk Dell is that every time his wife Genevieve gets off the phone with her mother, she seems a little swayed by family opinion. Dell's got nothing to prove. Tying her up, spanking her, making her scream for mercy--he doesn't do these things to prove that he's straight. He binds her wrists and smacks her with an antique hairbrush because he just loves taking charge.

Buy your copy from Google Play: https://play.google.com/store/audiobooks/details/Giselle_Renarde_An_Appreciation_for_Beautiful_Thin?id=AQAAAECM3RediM
Nook: https://www.nookaudiobooks.com/audiobook/246323/appreciation-for-beautiful-things-an
Kobo: https://www.kobo.com/us/audiobook/appreciation-for-beautiful-things-an
Audiobooks.com: https://www.audiobooks.com/audiobook/appreciation-for-beautiful-things/354133
Scribd: https://www.scribd.com/audiobook/388032154/An-Appreciation-for-Beautiful-Things-Spanking-Erotica

Or see if your library system's digital download or streaming service carries this title! Giselle Renarde
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Life is hard and then you write a book called Tragic Coolness

How do you convince readers to buy a book based on an opera?

Search me.

A couple weeks ago I wrote an extensive blog post about my favourite opera, Eugene Onegin. That's because I've written a modern adaptation of that Tchaikovsky opera, which is based on the verse novel by Alexander Pushkin.

You are more than welcome to read what makes me so enthusiastic about this story right here: https://ohgetagrip.blogspot.com/2018/09/closing-door-on-superfluous-man-eugene.html

What's happened since I wrote that article?

My book, TRAGIC COOLNESS, has been published and I haven't done a damn thing to market it.

Why?

Because my grandmother--my favourite person in the world--is dying. I spend most days by her bedside. I don't think she knows I'm there, but I'm not sure and it doesn't really matter. My grandmother has shaped my life in a positive way more than anyone else on the planet, and I'll lose her any day now.

Last week, after my mother and I fed her what turned out to be her last meal, my grandma's condition deteriorated quickly overnight. She could no longer swallow and was taken off food and water. The decision was made to remove IV fluids that same day.

It's hard to believe how long a person can remain alive with no food or water. I know someone whose mother lived for 12 days. I'm not sure how long my grandmother will continue to live. As I write this it's been 4 days. It's only a matter of time. Part of me hopes she'll go soon. The doctors say she's in a great deal of pain.

This isn't how she wanted to go. My grandmother wanted a quick death.

So now we're watching and waiting.

Meanwhile I've written this book that hasn't sold a single copy, as far as I can tell. I put two years of my life into TRAGIC COOLNESS, but my grandmother put nearly 40 years of her life into rearing me, and devoted more than 70 years to her children--my mother, my aunts, my uncles.

As much as I love this book and want you to read it, nothing truly matters to me right now except my family.

Please do read my new book. Buy a copy or read it somewhere like Playster or ask your local library to acquire a copy. Oh, I forgot to mention this is a work of mainstream fiction, not erotica. I realize I'm known for writing erotic, but... this ain't it.

If you want to know more about the work TRAGIC COOLNESS is based on, read the post I wrote earlier and enjoy this book trailer:



Please do forgive me for not going into more detail or being more... I don't know... marketing-y. Anyone who has watched a loved one die will surely understand it co-opts all your strength and energy.

TRAGIC COOLNESS is available from Smashwords: https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/901726?ref=GiselleRenardeErotica
Amazon: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07JHW2Q2V?tag=dondes-20
Google Play: https://play.google.com/store/books/details?id=NNpyDwAAQBAJ
BN: https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/tragic-coolness-giselle-renarde/1129759465
Kobo: https://www.kobo.com/ca/en/ebook/tragic-coolness
iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/book/id1439408697

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Blood Lust #Lesbian #Vampire #Erotica #Audiobook

Blood Lust
Lesbian Vampire Erotica
Written and Read by Giselle Renarde

I have no specific recollection of how Cat came into my life. One day she was just there, lying on my bed. She seemed to know me. Did I know her? And, more importantly, did I know that surrendering to her lust for blood would turn me into a different person entirely?

Lesbian vampire erotica from award-winning author Giselle Renarde.

Find the audiobook at...
Nook: https://www.nookaudiobooks.com/audiobook/236430/blood-lust
Google Play: https://play.google.com/store/audiobooks/details/Giselle_Renarde_Blood_Lust?id=AQAAAECMOgN6nM
Kobo: https://www.kobo.com/us/en/audiobook/blood-lust-48
Audiobooks.com: https://www.audiobooks.com/audiobook/blood-lust-lesbian-vampire-erotica/345862
Scribd: https://www.scribd.com/audiobook/382575496/Blood-Lust-Lesbian-Vampire-Erotica
...and many other retailers, subscription and library services! Giselle Renarde
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We Love: #Transgender and #Genderqueer #Erotica #Audiobook

We Love
Trans and Genderqueer Erotica
by Giselle Renarde

Rainbow Award-winning author Giselle Renarde brings you ten sensual stories featuring transgender and genderqueer characters. Giselle's erotic fiction has appeared in nearly 200 erotic anthologies, including prestigious collections like Best Lesbian Erotica, Best Bondage Erotica, and the Lambda Award-winner Take Me There. This collection includes tales of new love, established couples, BDSM, erotic romance, and so much more!

We Love features stories such as: SM, Postcards from Paris, Spring Fever, Third Rail and Everybody Knows.

Buy your copy from Google Play: https://play.google.com/store/audiobooks/details/Giselle_Renarde_We_Love?id=AQAAAECM3TCdrM
Nook: https://www.nookaudiobooks.com/audiobook/245700/we-love
Kobo: https://www.kobo.com/us/audiobook/we-love
Audiobooks.com: https://www.audiobooks.com/audiobook/we-love-transform-your-anxiety-into-vital-energy/354164
Scribd: https://www.scribd.com/audiobook/387187693/We-Love-Trans-and-Genderqueer-Erotica

Check out your library system's digital audiobook service and see if they carry We Love! Giselle Renarde
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