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New Release! Wedding Heat: Full Service Bridesmaid

At long last, Wedding Heat: Full Service Bridesmaid is available from select retailers!

Wedding Heat: Full Service Bridesmaid is the first MFM menage story in the series.  Many readers love hunky dudes, so that’s what we’ve got: two masseurs for one lonely Pippa.  Of course, she’s in the market for more than just a massage.

Forget the happy couple—it’s the guests that make this wedding sizzle!

Pippa came to Maggie’s wedding alone.  As the Maid of Honour, she figured she’d have no trouble hooking up.  Has she set her sights too high, or is there something wrong with her?  Nobody seems interested… at least, not until Saturday Spa Morning when she schedules a “full service” massage with two gorgeous guys… 

WARNINGS: This title contains graphic massage, hard muscles, light bondage, and explicit MMF ménage. 

Word Count: 10,000

     
EXCERPT:

“And what about my cock?” Alexio asked as he pushed his shorts and underwear past his knees.  “Denny, she wants to touch it, doesn’t she?  She wants to run her hands all over my body, but she’ll keep coming back to my cock.  She’ll pump it in her fist until it explodes all over her naked body.”

“Oh my god, yes.”  Pippa could hardly breathe and listen at the same time.  Her arousal was through the roof.  She felt stupid, she was so turned on by these guys.  “Yes, I want to touch it.”

“Well, that’s too bad,” Denny said as he hopped up on the massage table, sitting right behind her.  She could feel his heat at her back, but she was shocked when he grabbed both arms and brought them behind her body.  “Hold them here while I tie your wrists together.”

“Tie my wrists?”  That was the last thing she’d expected, but when she felt the firm press she realized he was securing her with his own belt.  Pippa squirmed until she was sitting up very straight.  Flattening her palms against the table, she leaned back slightly for balance.  “But how can I touch you?”

“You can’t,” Denny replied.  He was moving in closer now, so close she could feel the heavy press of his balls against the tops of her splayed fingers.  “You belong to us, just like you wanted.”

Exactly like I wanted.  Pippa wriggled her fingers, jostling Denny’s big balls while Alexio retrieved that fragrant oil from the cabinet.  His hard cock bounced as he walked, and any other day that would have made Pippa laugh.  Today, she had to be on her best behaviour, and good girls didn’t laugh at bad boys’ bouncing dicks.

“I know what Pippa wants,” Alexio said, confidently enough that she believed him.  “She wants to watch me stroke my massive cock.”

Well, she couldn’t argue there!

“Yes,” Pippa said, nodding as Denny grabbed her thighs.  He somehow managed to move himself forward until she was half sitting on him with her legs spread and calves wrapped over his knees.  She shrieked as he jostled her, but didn’t ask him to stop.  He probably wouldn’t have, anyway.

“I think there is something more Pippa wants.”  Alexio popped the cap on that sensual oil and drizzled a generous amount across her breasts.  The rivulets crept their way between her tits.  “She wants you to caress her pretty parts while I touch my cock.”

“Oh, please yes!”  Pippa wasn’t above begging.  “Please touch me.”

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I Dream of L.A. Brothels, Violet Blue, and Professor Snape the ManWhore Too!

Often, I share my dreams (as in night dramas, not aspirations) on Twitter, but this one's too involved for 140 characters, so it gets its own blog post.  Why do I think other people are interested in my dreams?  I don't.  They're just weird and they say more about me than I could say about myself.

Anyhoo, last night I dreamed that my mother's office moved to L.A. and she invited me out there, saying that there was a receptionist post available.  So I went, la-dee-da, and it turned out the "receptionist" job was more like "brothel madame."  Apparently, the company's lawyers moonlighted (except during the day... daylighted?) as MANWHORES and, yes, you guessed it, one of the dudes was Professor Snape.

Despite my waning (almost extinguished) sexual interest in men, I would mow down my grandmother for a chance at Professor Snape.  The Harry Potter character.  Not Alan Rickman, who is cool and stuffs, whatevs, but Snape is WOW.

So now I'm a madame in a brothel served by Snape, and I'm thinking, "Dude, all it takes is $40 (forty dollars!!!) and he can be MINE ALL MINE!  Mwahahaha!"  In the meantime, as I'm struggling to learn my new job (which consists of greeting female patrons at the office lobby and bringing them to the lawyer-manwhore suites), I meet a lovely, curvy, funny girl who's arrived for her appointment.

When she's done using and abusing my Snape, I meet up with her again.  I'm not usually instant-buddy-buddy with strangers, but we really hit it off.  It happens to be my lunch hour, so she takes me on a star-sighting tour bus with her good friend Violet Blue. (Wrong city, right state, so close enough?)

The tour is conducted by singers I can't understand, but I'm happy to see Violet.  She has paperwork for me: a hand-written introduction to Best Women's Erotica 2013.  Her writing veers from English to French and I laugh because I do the same thing (you should see my grocery lists--they're bilingual and often incomprehensible. Framberry. Concumber.).  I feel an instant sense of camaraderie with her, until she mentions something about her "husband" and then I suddenly feel like I've missed something.

Anyway, tour bus.  Right.  We only got halfway through the tour when the curvy girl and Violet said they had to leave.  At first I was thinking, "That's cool, I'll just stay on by myself," but then I realized I didn't know the city.  At all.  I felt overwhelmed and lost.  I couldn't even find my way back to the office on my own. I had to rely on other people.

When I got back to the office/brothel, everything seemed to be taking care of itself, so I took the afternoon off.  (On my first day?)  I kept thinking about Snape, and how easy it would be, how I should take advantage.  "Maybe tomorrow."

The next morning, I found out my precious had been mauled by some kind of vicious prostitute alien chick who'd bitten off his junk.  (Yeah, I said junk.)  When I visited him in hospital, Snape was a creepy little thing with a gash where his junk used to be. (Yeah, I said it again.)

I'd missed my chance.

I thought about Toronto, and I wanted to go home.  I couldn't remember why I'd decided to come to America in the first place.  I missed my country.

So that's that.  If you wanted a happy ending, you'll have to make up your own.  This one was forlorn and confused.  But that's dreaming for 'ya.

Sometimes life is better.

Hugs,
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Call for Submissions: Chicken Soup/Autism and Asperger's

I feel like I might have posted this call already, but I don't know for sure and it landed in my inbox today, so here we go (again?):
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Call Out For Stories - Chicken Soup for the Soul: For Parents of Children with Autism or Asperger'sIf you are the parent of a child, from newborn to college age, with autism or Asperger's, we invite you to share your story about raising your child - the ups and downs, the effect on your family and marriage, your child's special attributes and talents, and the lighter moments too. These stories will provide advice, comfort and insight to other parents in the same situation.

Please send us only non-fiction stories and poems written in the first person of no more than 1,200 words. These must be your personal stories - things that happened to you or someone you were close to. You may use a "pen name" on your story. Your story should not have been previously published by Chicken Soup for the Soul or other major publications.

Here are some suggested topics, but we know you can think of many more:

How you first recognized the symptomsMeeting the challenges of everyday lifeAcademic struggles or brillianceGood and bad experiences with school administrationsAppreciating your child for exactly who he/she isHelping your child build a social lifeSuccessful treatments - what has worked for youHelping siblings and family members copeThe effect on your marriage and personal relationshipsThe importance of taking time for yourselfThe importance of a support systemThe lighter sideThe positive side - benefits of autism or Asperger's
Please remember, we do not like "as told to" stories. Please write in the first person about yourself or someone close to you. If you ghostwrite a story for someone else we will list his or her name as the author. If a story was previously published, we will probably not use it unless it ran in a small circulation venue. Let us know where the story was previously published in the "Comments" section of the submission form. If the story was published in a past Chicken Soup for the Soul book, please do not submit it.

If your story is chosen, you will be a published author and your bio will be printed in the book if you so choose. You will also receive a check for $200 and 10 free copies of your book, worth more than $100. You will retain the copyright for your story and you will retain the right to resell it.

SUBMISSIONS GO TO http://chickensoup.com
Select the Submit Your Story link on the left tool bar and follow the directions.

DEADLINE IS September 30th.
We plan to publish the book on April 2, 2013, for Autism Awareness Month. Giselle Renarde
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New Anthology! Too Fast For Love: Opportunist Encounters

Ten hot stories about unforgettable, no strings encounters.Original erotica from Rachel Kramer Bussel, Lolita Lopez, Sommer Marsden, Rose de Fer, Elizabeth Coldwell and many more.

A businessman meets a younger woman in a bar and is told tales he will never forget …

A married couple invites a younger man into their bed and takes sex to a whole new level …

A dress fitting develops into a fast, furious and forbidden tryst …

Download now: £0.99 from Mischief Bookshttp://www.mischiefbooks.com/books/too-fast-love/Giselle Renarde
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Call for Submissions/Promo Op: Passionate Cooks

Just a quickie post because the deadline is looming, but All Romance currently has a call out for recipes to include in their upcoming cookbook.  This is a promotional opportunity for authors who have at least one book for sale at ARe.

Here's more info from the site:

Open Submissions Call – Wanted: Passionate CooksDeadline – September 1

All Romance eBooks, LLC will be releasing a complementary cookbook during the month of October featuring fabulous recipes from today’s hottest romance authors.

If one of your recipes is selected, it will appear in the work along with your Bio and a link to your website and ARe Author Page. This book will be highly publicized via ARe’s social media outlets, websites, and newsletter as well as other avenues such as DearAuthor.com andSmartBitchesTrashyBooks.com. Contributing authors will also have a chance to take part in other promotional activities.

In order to participate you must:
1. Be a published Romance or Erotica Author (traditional, small press, self-published, etc.)
2. Have at least 1 work available for sale on AllRomance.com/OmniLit.com

Interested? We hope so!
Click here to view our super simple Submission Guidelines!

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The City Sucked My Soul (and authors gave it back)

I've written on many occasions about how becoming an author made me a better person.  To recap, once upon a time I worked in business.  I had an office job.  I was promoted too fast for my own good (or anybody else's, for that matter) and by my late twenties had far more responsibility than I wanted or deserved.

It was a weird time.  I wasn't happy and I wasn't nice.  Those who have known me all my life would  tell you I've always had a brusque personality (can you believe it?), but working downtown and dealing with asshole clients brought out the worst in me.

Thankfully, my company's Toronto office was closed down by our American Overlords (all hail!) and I was out of a job.  That was another weird time, because my bosses wanted to "sell" me (in a political sense) to colleagues or competitors at other organizations.  "Just MEET with him, meet with her, see what they've got to offer."

But nobody in business could buy me back that slice of soul I'd abandoned to the city. Only the writing community could do that.

Just yesterday, I realized how huge a role "the city" played in my soul-sucking.  I'd blamed business, work, clients, but they were only a piece of the puzzle.  The city is the landscape of soul-sucking.

I walk a lot, largely because I don't have a car and public transit brings out my ragefulness if I'm not having a particularly zen day.  So I walk, far and wide.  But I usually avoid Yonge Street.

Yonge is a main street here in Toronto that runs North/South, pretty much dividing the city in two.  It spans the entire length of Toronto and then some.  It's a really long road, and it's many things to many people.  Mid-town it's swanky, uptown it's "Young and Eligible" (a play on the intersection Yonge and Eglinton, where the single yuppies live), but right downtown it's scuzz.

Yes, it's tourist central--this is where the Eaton's Centre is located--but that doesn't reduce the Jerry Springerness of the area.  Actually, I don't want to get snarky because I'm talking about serious issues here.  During my walk to BuskerFest (North America's largest festival of busking), I encountered so much homelessness and mental illness on the city streets that I wondered how I used to navigate these paths every day without my heart tearing in half.

Because it's always been like this.  Whether homelessness stats are up in the city, I'm really not sure.  But I remember a time when I blocked it out.  I remember a time when a guy screaming, "Give me a fucking quarter you fucking bitch!" was just something you walked by without FEELING it.

When I began writing professionally, everybody in the industry was so NICE to me.  I couldn't believe it.  Other authors were helpful, and their pleasant encouragement touched me, right to my very heart.  They made me want to be kind to other people, not just authors, but real people I see every day.  I started looking homeless people in the eye instead ignoring them, acknowledging their personhood and existence.  It started hurting my heart when I saw other people doing what I used to do, just walking by, tuning it out.

Yesterday, there was a momentary shift in me.  Yonge Street did the trick.  The poverty and illness (and fervent religiosity) overwhelmed me to the point where I slipped back into that zone other urbanites have no doubt lived in: you stop seeing people, stop hearing their pleas.  They stop existing.  It's a protective place.

I'd like to think our hearts can only handle so much sorrow, but it has to do with noise as well.  At Yonge and College, I had 3 dudes with leaflets telling me I was going to hell while and elderly woman asked me for change.  All at the same time.  When 4 different people are all at you for something, it's hard not to shut down, especially when you know you're going to take 2 steps forward and the same thing's going to happen all over again.

I shut down yesterday.  I stopped seeing human suffering, stopped acknowledging human beings.  I think it was only a temporary measure on the part of my psyche, but I understand now how I managed to shut down (emotionally) so completely when I worked in that environment every day.

I don't know how many of you are country mice and how many are city mice, but I'd love to hear your perspectives.  I'd especially love to hear comments from people who grew up in smaller communities, about their experiences with large urban centres.

Thanks for being my stand-in therapists, everybody.
Have a great Monday.
Hugs,
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I Promised You Free Stuff

And all week, I've delivered.  But wait... there's more!

Until August 27th, 2012 (that's Monday), a new BDSM anthology called Cream of the Crop: Disciplined Sex is available FREE at Amazon.

Here's what it's all about:

An erotic collection of short stories by best-selling authors with a central theme of BDSM.

A riding crop is a potent symbol of mastery and dominance over the powerful natural force of a magnificent steed between your legs. To many it also signifies surrendering to sexual pleasure.

In this collection of 13 stories, the erotic action begins when, by chance, someone finds a riding crop that has been left in public, bearing a message asking them to use it to explore their BDSM desires before detailing their exploits in an email to an anonymous account, then passing on the crop so the pleasure can begin all over again…

A couple who discover the crop on a Eurostar train find themselves transported back to the time of Catherine the Great for a thrilling afternoon of discipline in the country. A pair of office girls use the implement as their ticket to a munch, where their need to surrender can be explored to the full, while the crop also provides the ideal tool for a truly repentant woman to be punished for a night of passion with her ex.

If you found the crop, what would you do – and where would you let the pleasure lead you?

Get it while it's FREE! http://www.amazon.com/Cream-Crop-Disciplined-Sex-ebook/dp/B008UC82X2/ref=sr_1_1?s=digital-text&ie=UTF8&qid=1345916205&sr=1-1&keywords=cream+crop     Giselle Renarde
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Sign-Up Time for Seasonal Blog Hops

Hellloooo Authors!

Blog Hops have brought a whole bunch of new readers to my site over the past few years, and they're a great opportunity to share your work, have some fun, and draw in people who've never heard of you before.

So, I've stumbled across a few upcoming blog hops (read: I'm finally sorting through the "99+" emails in my yahoo account) that I thought I'd share with you lovely loves:


Candy Cane Kink Giveaway Hop
Coming Dec 14-21, 2012
For more information and to sign up, check out: http://natashablackthorneblog.blogspot.ca/2012/08/sign-up-candy-cane-kink-erotic.html



Naughty New Years Blog Hop
January 2-6, 2013
This one's hosted by Sky Warren, whose recent blog hop proved incredibly successful, at least for me.  There's a grand prize of a $100 gift card for edenfantasys, and I think a lot of us naughty people love the prospect of winning sex toys.
For more info: http://skyewarren.com/hop/


GLBT Madness Hop
Sept 27-30, 2012
This one isn't exactly "seasonal" but I came across it today so thought I'd put it up in this post.  Stipulations, according to the website, include that you must have been blogging about queer stuff for at least 6 months and you must have at least 30 followers.  I don't think I had 30 followers when I was a 6-month-old blogger, but I really don't remember.
Anyhoo, more info here: http://glbt.theromancereviews.com/glbthop.php

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FREE EROTIC EBOOK: Backstage Rider (Limited Time Only)

August 22-26, 2012 a hot little number called Backstage Rider is available for FREE at Amazon!

An Xcite Books collection of five erotic stories with mixed Cougar and Jackals themes.

Backstage Rider

Twenty years ago Clemmy was the hot guitar-playing chick who fronted her own band. Now those days are a memory, as she teaches plank-spanking would-be rock stars how to play. Then 19-year-old Scotty, her best pupil, puts her on the guest list for his band’s first big gig, where they cover one of her famous numbers. Afterwards Clemmy goes backstage where she shows Scotty how real rock stars party …

Separation Anxieties

When Judy brings Alyssa home from a lesbian club, the last thing she expects to find in her very own living room is a young guy, Tipton, kneeling between her husband’s legs. Yes, Judy and Cliff are separated. Yes, there’s no reason why he shouldn’t involve himself with another person. Even so, the unexpected sight gets Judy rather more riled up than she’d like. She isn’t jealous, is she? No, of course not, and to prove it, she’ll seduce Alyssa right in front Tipton and Cliff.

The Gentleman

Deborah has a fancy for an older man – and is furious when he snubs her, saying she is too young for him. She is determined to have him and the chase begins – and the lessons she’ll learn before it concludes will have a sting in the tail…

Trophy Wife

Britta is 34, and has everything – or so it seems. Living in loveless luxury, she is tormented by her husband’s cheating ways. Then she attracts the attention of Colton, a 19-year-old parking valet. Will she resist temptation or embrace it?

Instructions for Proper Delivery

Student Carl has a part-time job delivering groceries, and the mysterious widow Mrs Jouette proves to be a very sensual customer indeed. He’s working to pay his way through college, but the hands-on erotic tutelage she provides is priceless…

These stories also appear in Cougars and Jackals published by Xcite Books.

Grab it NOW: http://www.amazon.com/Backstage-Rider-collection-Cocktales-ebook/dp/B008Y25RO0/ref=sr_1_1?s=digital-text&ie=UTF8&qid=1345214710&sr=1-1&keywords=backstage+riderGiselle Renarde
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24-Hour Sale! 75% Off "Audrey & Lawrence"

An older man, a younger woman.  One's married, one's not.  There's love.  There's lust.  There's adultery.  There's heartache.

From the Audrey and Lawrence website:

Who are Audrey and Lawrence?
Lawrence Galloway is a balding librarian, shy, lonely in his sexless marriage, and just desperate enough to fall prey to a girl like Audrey.
Audrey LeBreton is an alluring woman much younger than Lawrence. Her entire identity is wrapped up in one dominating aspect of her personality:
Audrey the mistress: not just what I was, but who.  I was a woman who consorted exclusively with older men, married men.  Those sad sorts raised in a bygone era, trapped in loveless, sexless relationships.  My body, my admiration, helped them, made them feel good again, feel attractive and virile.  What I gave them was a therapy, a rejuvenation.  Of course, when Lawrence came along, I was smitten.  There’d been no one else since.

And for a mere 24 hours from August 21st until August 22, 2012 you can scoop up Audrey and Lawrence at 75% off--marked down from $5.99 to only $1.50!

Only at All Romance: https://www.allromanceebooks.com/product-audreyandlawrence-439202-149.html 

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