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June 12, 2024
A Little Larceny…
Short stories are their own art form and while I enjoy writing them, I will frequently wait for inspiration to strike rather than trying to force one into existence. And this year, I’ve only had one short idea that I wanted to work on—The Rage Cage. However, once I do have a story, I really like to give it a chance to exist out in the world. Submitting a story is usually a long wait for a stack of rejections which may or may not be kind. And usually I take a spreadsheet approach—pick my targets, check my deadlines, read all the lists, and be strategic about my submissions. But this time I had barely finished The Rage Cage when I saw the deadline for this Larceny & Last Chances Anthology was quickly approaching. The fourth anthology from Superior Shores Press has a theme could not have been more perfect for my story. But even more desirable, the promised wait time between submission and rejection was only a few weeks. I leaped into action to get the story proof read and formatted per the instructions and turned it in. And then I had to wait… Fortunately, The Rage Cage was accepted and I could breathe a sigh of relief.
Larceny & Last Chances features twenty-two stories that must include, yes, you guessed it, theft and a final chance at something. In The Rage Cage my heroine Amber has a dog, a Dutch oven, and finally a plan. Amber’s life has been complicated by poor choices, but when she realizes that she’s not entirely to blame for everything that’s gone wrong, she decides to pick herself up and steal her last chance at happiness and maybe sobriety.
The Superior Shores Anthologies have been nominated for multiple awards and I’m excited to have been included. You can find all of the anthologies — The Best Laid Plans, Heartbreak & Half-Truths, Moonlight & Misadventures, and now Larceny & Last Chances –– at all book retailers. (But here is a quick link to Amazon: https://amzn.to/3UmMrvV )
Larceny & Last Chances: 22 Stories of Mystery & SuspenseEdited by Judy Penz Sheluk
Sometimes it’s about doing the right thing. Sometimes it’s about getting even. Sometimes it’s about taking what you think you deserve. And sometimes, it’s your last, best, hope.
Featuring stories by Christina Boufis, John Bukowski, Brenda Chapman, Susan Daly, Wil A. Emerson, Tracy Falenwolfe, Kate Fellowes, Molly Wills Fraser, Gina X. Grant, Karen Grose, Wendy Harrison, Julie Hastrup, Larry M. Keeton, Charlie Kondek, Edward Lodi, Bethany Maines, Gregory Meece, Cate Moyle, Judy Penz Sheluk, KM Rockwood, Kevin R. Tipple, and Robert Weibezahl.
Release Date: June 18, 2024
Buy Link: www.books2read.com/larceny
The post A Little Larceny… first appeared on Bethany Maines.May 8, 2024
A Happy Birthday
It’s the day Mount Pelée on Martinique erupted, destroying the port of Saint-Pierre and killing approximately 30,000 people in 1902! What? That’s not the birthday you want to celebrate? Well, fine… I guess we’ll have to settle for celebrating MY birthday.
SO WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO ABOUT IT?Well, to be perfectly honest one of the sucky parts about getting older is that you have to plan your own birthday party. I resent that. I should be able to kick back and do the absolute minimum. For instance, I should not have to go through all the trouble of writing a blog. So I’m not. I’m stopping…. now.
YOU CAN’T STOP NOW. YOU’RE MID-BLOG.Fair point, but I can take a short cut. Who likes books? You do? Great! How would you like to download some great free books? Check the book descriptions below and then snatch up a free book (or 4). Be warned that anything labeled “romance” does include smut. Which may or may not be your preference. Anything not labeled “romance” is probably OK for youngsters down to the age of 15, but does include swearing. Also, plenty of warning… each and every one of these books will contain feminism and something that will make you laugh out loud. Happy reading!
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A sci-fi fairy tale retelling of Beauty & the Beast.Welcome to the universe of Galactic Dreams, where fairy tales are reimagined for a new age—the future.
When Bella Glass is thrown a 140 years into the future she finds a world she doesn’t recognize and love in Kai Craig, a man fighting against the effects of a bomb that turns him into a rage-filled beast. But someone else has traveled in time and Bella must choose between preventing a devastating alteration of the timeline and a love she was never meant to have.
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A mystery set in the San Juan Islands of Washington state.When Seattle native Tish Yearly finds herself fired and evicted all in one afternoon, she knows she’s in deep water. Unemployed and desperate, the 26 year old ex-actress heads for the one place she knows she’ll be welcome – the house of her cantankerous ex-CIA agent grandfather, Tobias Yearly, in the San Juan Islands. And when she discovers the strangled corpse of Tobias’s best friend, she knows she’s in over her head. Tish is thrown head-long into a mystery that pits her against a handsome but straight-laced Sheriff’s Deputy, a group of eccentric and clannish local residents, and a killer who knows the island far better than she does. Now Tish must swim against the current, depending on her nearly forgotten acting skills and her grandfather’s spy craft, to con a killer and keep them alive.
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A contemporary romantic suspense.A drunken mistake in college cost US Marshal Maxwell Ames the affection of Dominique Deveraux and six years later, he’s determined to fix the slip-up. But there’s just one tiny problem—someone wants the Deveraux family dead. Dominique Deveraux never expected Max to reappear in her life, let alone apologize, but as Dominique investigates the mysterious attacks on her wealthy family Max quickly becomes far more than her one time college classmate. Now, Max and Dominique must dodge mercenaries and bullets as they try to make sure that they’re the only ones who get a second shot.
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An paranormal romance archaeological adventure.Sent to Germany by his pack to research the last known location Nazi boat that caused the Night of 1000 Deaths, Shifter-wolf Hudson Knox, discovers that Neo-Nazi warlocks and a brilliant Egyptology grad student, Yazmin Hunter-Blake, are looking for the same files, but for very different reasons. Forced to team up, Yazmin and Hudson trace the path of Sir Barnabas—the first warlock and Crusader knight—through Germany to his final resting place. But with warlocks on their trail, Hudson and Yazmin might end up sharing the knight’s tomb unless they can figure out the ancient secrets that activate the magic within.
Bethany MainesBethany is an award-winning traditional and indie published author of action-adventure and fantasy tales that focus on women who know when to apply lipstick and when to apply a foot to someone’s hind end. When she’s not teaching karate or chasing after her daughter she can be found glued to the computer working on her next novel or screenplay.
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The post A Happy Birthday first appeared on Bethany Maines.April 10, 2024
Sasqwatch!
Last year, I connected with a Canadian film director who was looking for a fast, funny, crime-centered short script. Of which I had… zero. But what I did have was a stack of short stories. So I transferred one of my short stories to script format. He loved it, optioned it (that’s put it on hold in movie terms) and then produced it. It was a fantastic collaborative process and I loved seeing what he did with the script. Once the short film was complete, it was submitted to a variety of film festivals (including Sasqwatch Film Festival). Unfortunately, I wasn’t near to any of the festivals that accepted the film. And I wanted to see MY movie on the big screen.
But finally…Then it got accepted into the Sasqwatch Film Festival in Vancouver BC. Which is well within driving distance for me in Washington State. So we farmed out the kiddo to my brother and invaded Canada! And then, after four hours sitting down in the car, we sat down in a darkened theater and watched Suzy Makes Cupcakes and a slate of other shorts.
So, it’s about cupcakes?No. It’s about crime. And cupcakes. But mostly it’s about a woman who got married young to an abusive jerkwad who works for a crime syndicate. Suzy wants out of the life and away from her husband, but how to do that? Well… you come up with a plan, you make some cupcakes and then you see where the day takes you. But you do it all in twelve minutes or less because this is a short film after all. The short story version of the story made it’s debut at Noir at the Bar in Seattle and you can hear me read it in the recording from KUOW.
Was Sasqwatch everything you hoped?Yes, actually it was. While it was a bit weird to hear people saying words that I made up, it was so fantastic to see it on the big screen. The director also flew into town and we got to meet in person for the first time. Afterwards, we all got drinks and talked movies, movies, movies. Then my partner and I went out for dinner, ate too much, and had a lovely evening out in Vancouver sans child. So basically, it was all that I hoped for and more.
The post Sasqwatch! first appeared on Bethany Maines.March 13, 2024
Celebrate
There are plenty of life affirmations that get put on artistic signs. And I usually mock them. If you need someone or something to remind you to Live, Laugh, Love! then you’ve probably got bigger problems than a sign can help you with. However, I do think people sometimes need to be reminded to celebrate the accomplishments of the day. We get caught up in measuring my win, against your win, against that person over on social media, and so on, that sometimes our win doesn’t seem like a thing worth celebrating.
But this past week, as I celebrated the release of my latest mystery novel (Eye Contact – it’s awesome, go buy it), I caught a case of the comparisons as I compared myself to another writer. Writing is a very internal process and while there are certain parts that invite collaboration, by and large, it requires sitting down and plunking out words in solitude. And as an introvert, that is usually fine by me, but sometimes… Sometimes I think we need some friends to show up to remind us that the things that go on in our head aren’t always real. Fortunately for me, one of my friends excitedly commented how funny they found my book and were excited for the release. (Get yourself some friends like that. They’re gold.) Thanks to her enthusiasm I remembered that oh, wait, this is a win. It’s a whole book. MY book and I’m proud of it.
So if you’re over there struggling with what someone else has done… This is me whispering in your ear. Hey, you, you’re pretty cool. Your win is good and I hope you have many more. Don’t let comparison be the thief of your joy.
However, if you put that on a faux vintage sign, I will mock you. (But I will also celebrate you getting it actually hung up. Way to check something off the list!)
EYE CONTACT: Lexi Byrne, UW grad student, brilliant researcher, and high-functioning autistic is working on cutting edge research into how to replace damaged eyes with bionic technology. But after Lexi’s normal, safe, science-based life takes an abrupt left turn after her prototype is stolen, Lexi learns that not everyone on campus is who they say they are. Now Lexi’s scrambling to recover the prototype and figure out who is behind the theft before her work is sold to the Chinese. Lexi must fight her own limitations and lean on the strengths of her friends to stop a misogynistic, greedy thief and recover her work.
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The post Celebrate first appeared on Bethany Maines.February 14, 2024
Valentine’s Noir
I occasionally participate in an author event called Noir at the Bar. Local writers bring crime and “noir” themed stories to scandalize listeners with tales of the seedy underbelly of society. Oh, and also to drink, socialize and terrorize ourselves by reading in public. This time around our date falls on the day after Valentine’s Day and our ring leader has decreed it to be a night of lost love, long hangovers, and doomed romance. It’s Noir at the Bar – Heartbreakers Edition.
True confession time… I’m terrible at noir. I have a general lack of depression and tend to write characters I like. And since the nihilistic outlook seems to be the hallmark of noir that kind of makes me Noir-light at best. So usually I write crime stories about characters who have managed to get themselves into a little bit of a pickle or are trying to get ahead for once.
Story Time…This time out I’m reading The Rage Cage. I got the idea for this story from a therapist friend of mine who mentioned that one of her clients worked at a rage cage, and then of course, I had to ask, “What’s a Rage Cage?” It’s an establishment that let’s you smash everything. If you’ve ever wanted to reenact the printer beat down scene from Office Space, they can make that happen for you. They have enumerable objects to smash and lots of things to smash them with. I don’t know if it’s any cheaper than therapy, but you might get a work out. And they find those smashable items in auctions of online storage units. If someone forgets to pay their storage unit, the storage company will auction off the units. Usually, someone will buy these contents sight unseen, pick through and sell what they can for a profit. But a rage cage business is looking for breakable items. But that got me thinking about just what kind of items might turn up in those storage unit collections…
The Rage CageWhen Amber, the manager at the Rage Cage, stumbles on her ex-husband’s belongings among the items from a storage unit auction, she learns a secret that changes everything about her marriage and concocts a plan for revenge.
So wish me luck as I venture forth out into… gulp… the public and read The Rage Cage to it’s very first audience.
The post Valentine’s Noir first appeared on Bethany Maines.October 11, 2023
Mystery: An Unfinished Storm
San Juan Islands Mystery #4This October 23rd will see the release of An Unfinished Storm—book 4 in the San Juan Island Mystery series. When I started the series I had just started my own business, but I was still spending a few hours a week with my grandmother attempting to clean out her house. The things she thought needed cleaning and what I thought needed cleaning were quite different, but I soldiered on because I knew that even if all cleaned up on was the crossword puzzle she didn’t mind because she liked the company. My biggest complaint were all of the political solicitations for donations that she wouldn’t let me throw out. At one point I secretly sent about fifty “please remove me from your list” letters. I also tried to bring in the mail when she wasn’t looking so that I could pre-recycle a large amount before they got to her. I adored my grandmother, but having her fret about not having opened and read every piece of mail was enough to drive me bonkers. So that was the state of mind I was in when I started this story about a girl who gets fired and ends up solving mysteries with her grandfather. It was a lovely chance to reflect on my experience and inject some reality into the book.
LegaciesMy grandmother passed away at the age of 96. She was hilarious and sharp to the end although she did better in a quiet environment because her hearing wasn’t as good as it used to be. Her collection of Dick Francis and Agatha Christie novels went to good homes, but I know that her legacy can also still be found in my books as Tish and Tobias putter around, solve murders, and still leave time for afternoon naps and watching Quincy M.D. on VHS. Not that my grandmother ever solved mysteries, but I like to think that we both would have liked the chance. We both loved all the murder mystery shows like Perry Mason, Matlock, Quincy M.D., Murder She Wrote and the Rockford Files. I told someone recently that the San Juan series was like if Matlock and Psych had a baby and then threw in some Death in Paradise for island vibes and I stand by that. With Tish and Tobias surrounded by the quirkiness of island life as well as a few murderous villains I hope the books make readers laugh as much as my grandmother would have. I also hope that readers are inspired to go hug their own grandparent and for goodness sake, throw out the political ads before they make it in the house. No one needs that much junk mail in their life.
If you’re interested in Tish and Tobias Yearlys journey through the San Juan Islands, you can find out more from all the usual book selling suspects or learn more over here: bethanymaines.com/sanjuanislandmysteries/Amazon: https://amzn.to/451NLZdGoogle Play: https://play.google.com/store/books/series?id=1YunGwAAABBzkMKobo: https://www.kobo.com/us/en/series/san-juan-islands-mysteries Apple: https://books.apple.com/us/book/an-unseen-current/id972715041Nook: https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/an-unseen-current-bethany-maines/1121332046?ean=9780692384268The post Mystery: An Unfinished Storm first appeared on Bethany Maines.September 13, 2023
Movie Making
Let’s Make a Movie!I’ve have often been told that I write “cinematically”. I don’t know what that means exactly, but like most writers I’d love to have a movie made of one of my books. And for the past few years, I’ve been experimenting with writing scripts. I took a seminar on how to flip novels into scripts, bought a few books and worked on what are known as “spec” scripts. Scripts that no one has commissioned, but you feel like writing anyway. I find that concept hilarious. No one calls a writer’s unpublished novel a “spec” novel. Although, I suppose that it is. I find the script writing process interesting, the format challenging, and the idea that I could see my work on the big screen exciting.
What I’ve LearnedAlong the way I’ve found out some interesting things. I’ve also found that a novella is about the perfect length to make a TV length movie. A full novel is… a lot. Which makes me even MORE impressed with those adaptations that managed to be something great or even come close to capturing the flare of the original novel. For instance, I believe Brian Helgeland and Curtis Hanson who adapted LA Confidential has earned a place in screenwriting heaven–James Ellroy’s novel was massive, sprawling and noir to the bone. The movie managed to condense it down and make it acceptably noir to audiences (which is to say we had characters that we actually liked). If you haven’t seen–go watch it. If you haven’t read it… meh. Only read if you like (well-written) dark heart of humanity stuff where no one is an actually good person.
I’ve also begun to question whether anyone in Hollywood actually reads. With novels, an author finds a beta reader(s) to critique the book and then we polish it up. After that we send off a synopsis and blurb and maybe a few pages to an agent or publisher, who probably has the intern vet the submissions (completely reasonable). If it ticks their boxes they ask for the complete manuscript and read it. With movies… You pitch something to someone (if you know the someone) based on a logline. And if they like it you send in a one sheet with the blurb or synopsis and pitch it MORE. But to get someone to actually reads the full script and give a critique or edits? For that you have to submit to a contest or pay someone. So novels have a more clear cut path forward and movies are a bit… scrap it out and hope you get lucky.
Successes so FarBut… I did get lucky! Through the help of a random friend on Twitter (or whatever it’s being called this week) I sold a script based on my short story Suzy Makes Cupcakes. It is currently making the festival circuit and picking awards and nominations as it goes. And now I have a credit on IMDB (Internet Movie Database). How crazy is that? Suzy won’t be available to watch by the general public until next year, but if you want to read the story it was based on, you can check it out in Shotgun Honey: Recoil.
Have I learned anything else from making a movie?I’ve learned that movies are far more collaborative than I even pictured. I’ve learned that an actor can make something I wrote absolutely sing. And I’ve learned that watching having something I wrote exist outside my head is a little bit trippy. And I can’t wait to do it again.
The post Movie Making first appeared on Bethany Maines.August 9, 2023
Next Stop: The Islands
Ahhhh…. The IslandsSounds so dreamy and vacation-y, doesn’t it? I’m working on book four of my San Juan Islands Mystery series. A book that I have been swearing that I will get to for about three years. And I’m finally doing it! And good lordy do I hate the islands. It’s not vacation. It’s a slog. All of which is completely unfair to the islands. It’s not their fault that I’ve been procrastinating. Or that I named three different people Cooper. Or that I chucked out at least three different plots before I got to this one.
So Whose Fault is it?Oh. Yeah. It’s mine. But taking responsibility really throws off a good rant. Part of the problem is that past self did not set me up for success. At three books in, you would think that I would do what I usually do with a series – start a spreadsheet. Keeping a spreadsheet of characters names, a general description, and what books they appear in really cuts back on how many people are named Cooper. (We’re now down to one. The other two got magical name changes.) But when I started the series I didn’t intend for it to be a series. It was supposed to be a fun standalone mystery about an ex-actress and her ex-CIA agent grandfather solving mysteries in the islands of Washington State. The problem is that Tish and Tobias Yearly are funny and fun to hang out with. Also, they just keep finding bodies, so… they keep needing more books. It is not my fault. It’s theirs. Blame the Yearlys.
And What Are You Going to do About it?Keep better notes? I really am trying this time. I revived the spreadsheet. Added all those extra people I forgot about. And I’m swear I’m this close >< to being done with book 4 – An Unfinished Storm. Tish and Tobias are battling life, love, and Hollywood and trying to keep a police detective from jumping to some very wrong conclusions.
July 19, 2023
Alekos!
Alekos Now Available!Whew! I’ve made it to summer and the final (for now) book of my Rejects Pack trilogy. Alekos wraps up the storyline started in the books 1 and 2 (Hudson & Killian) in what I hope is a satisfactory conclusion. Hint: I’m trying to tell you there’s a Happily Ever After without giving away any spoilers.
ChallengesThis series tested my creativity in quite a few ways. I actually started Alekos first and then went back and wrote the first two installments. This created a challenge in that the first two books were therefore more honed in to their themes and where they had to end up in order for book three to make sense. But that also meant that I had to a fair bit of editing on Alekos in order to make all the little plot jigsaw pieces line up.
I also started it during the pandemic and then was faced with the decision to include or not include the pandemic in the text. I ended up choosing to include it but with only light mentions rather than as a plot point. One of the most curious things about the 1918 Influenza epidemic is that it seemed virtually unmentioned in fiction of the time. It was certainly influential as a theme, but most of us haven’t ever read a story that features masks or other remnants of that outbreak. When that was first pointed out, I couldn’t understand why. It seems notable and worth a short story or two to try and capture the moment. I did write one Covid piece of short fiction based on the drag races that sprang up during the lock downs (Fireball Rolled a Seven – Crimecucopia Funny Ha Ha edition), but writers have seen very sharp opinions from readers about mentioning the pandemic in novels mostly they don’t like it. Reading is for escape and bringing Covid back into the escapist fantasy isn’t always wanted. However, it was one of the hurdles my heroine had to overcome, so I left it in without dwelling on it. Hopefully, readers now have had enough distance that seeing a mention of a mask in fiction won’t send them scurrying for the door.
What to ExpectBut I think I rose to meet the challenges of crafting a Indiana Jones / The Mummy inspired series that gives magical new worlds, globe trotting adventures, and mythological beings, archaeological mysteries, and one very pissed off ancient Egyptian mummy(ish) person. And I can’t wait for readers to be able to share the complete (for now) adventures of the Rejects Pack.
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Learn more: Supernaturals
About Alekos:Alpha wolf, Alexander Ash has forged a family dedicated to finding a cure for the magical wasteland that has stretched across Greece since the devastating Night of 1000 deaths. But on the brink of finally being able to right the wrongs fate has dealt, Alex meets translator Eliandra Smith and finds himself called to her in a way he can’t explain. But as Lia is swept into Alex’s world of mystical beings, magic, and deadly ancient wars, they soon discover that she is tied more closely to his past that she could have imagined. And Alex discovers she might also be the one thing that can kill them all.
The post Alekos! first appeared on Bethany Maines.
June 14, 2023
Advance Reviews
One month has elapsed since Hudson was released and today Killian, Book 2 of the Rejects Pack, joins him in the wild. The series has been getting some good reviews and of course, I’m very excited about every new release but today I find my happy a little bit harshed.
The Advanced Reader ReviewPart of book marketing is to set up a new book with readers who will leave an early review. It’s sometimes difficult to find readers and so I will occasionally use a reader sourcing company. This ensures an honest review, since I don’t know the reviewers and readers get a free book. Unfortunately, this does sometimes leads to a situation like one I just experienced with Killian. A reader experienced a technical glitch that rendered the book unreadable and instead of complaining to the service that provided it, chose to leave me a one star review on Amazon.
Opinions VaryI cannot express how disappointing it is to be rated a one star for something that is so wildly outside of my control. I grumble about low ratings from people who dislike my books, but… Meh. That’s writing. Not every book is meant for everyone. At least it’s fair when someone complains that they didn’t like my ending, my chapter titles (yes, really), or the sex scenes (They’re too graphic! They’re lacking in steam!
I’ve reached out to the company in the hopes that they can track down the reviewer and perhaps offer a replacement file. The reviewer did offer to change their review if it got fixed, so there’s a slim chance that it might happen, but I won’t be holding my breath. In the meantime, of anyone who reads Killian would be so kind as to leave a higher than one star review to help bring my rating back up, that would be much appreciated.
Killian is Out and I’m Happy!Do forgive my complaining. Today is a happy day. Who doesn’t love new book day? So if you’re at all interested in two amnesiac werewolves who meet in the long lost Library of Alexandria and have to save the library world from warlocks then go check out Killian today!
Go Get Killian!Killian: https://amzn.to/3YyYruh
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