Ross E. Lockhart's Blog, page 61

September 24, 2011

My tweets

Fri, 15:15 : RT @LOLGOP: Oh, Jesus. I just figured it out. The Tea Party are the Rock Ridge town folk from Blazing Saddles. #IagreewithGabbyJohnson Fri, 22:28 : RT @SixTonSatellite: The Hubble always drunk dials me, asking me where I am. IN THE SKY, I say. Tonight, I will finally have a different ... Fri, 23:30 : RT @thomasroche: A spare machete &a box of ammo to @12BottleBar's David Solmonson for an AWESOME review-slash-drink recipe: http://t.co/ ... Sat, 03:25 : Adult Beverage: Clutch Dark Sour Ale (Lips of Faith). Cherry cordial, dark chocolate, coffee, and Pure Rock Fury. http://t.co/eOulniQo
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Published on September 24, 2011 12:19

Adult Beverage: Clutch Dark Sour Ale

I spent the nineties running a record store. Some would say into the ground, but I insist it was those far above me who had chosen that trajectory with their hedonistic ways and questionable life/business choices. But that pretty much epitomizes the decade.

You know what else epitomizes the decade? A record store that didn't carry vinyl.

Know what else? Clutch, a rather heavy rock and roll band from Germantown, Maryland. 1993's Transnational Speedway League: Anthems, Anecdotes, and Undeniable Truths and 1995's Clutch belong in any comprehensive collection with a focus on the ponderous, but 1998's The Elephant Riders? Transcendent.

I lost track of Clutch (other than the occasional video game appearance) after the dawn of the current millennium, but a few months ago they got my attention again. Lately, Clutch has teamed up with New Belgium Brewing to conjure up their latest Lips of Faith offering: Clutch Dark Sour Ale, an adult beverage promising "Pure Rock Fury meets Belgian-style brewed folly" and "a pronounced bass line of dark chocolate, coffee and black malts" bridging "the sourness of our dark wood ale for a fluid riff." The nineties were a long time ago, does Clutch still offer Pure Rock Fury?


Clutch Dark Sour Ale starts off on the right foot, with a hiss and dribble as you crack open the bomber. Pours Coca-Cola black with a thick, toffee-colored head that falls gradually, leaving impenetrable caverns, then shambling shoggoths in the lacing on the glass. Dark chocolate cherry cordial on the nose, with dark-roasted coffee, oak, and smoke underlying. Taste follows scent: chocolate covered cherries, black coffee, and malt sugar, with bitter lemon on its heels, scraping the palate with a touch of carbonation. Neither too bitter nor too sour; aggressive, but very evenly balanced. Less heavy mouthfeel than expected from the stout/porter color and viscosity. Instead, it's actually quite creamy, similar on many levels to--but fruitier and woodier than--New Belgium's 1554 Enlightened Black Ale. Dry, tart finish. I don't think it's something I'd imbibe on a regular basis, but this is definitely a beer worth turning a few friends onto. Pure Rock Fury? Oh, yeah. I think I'm going to have to go listen to "The Elephant Riders."

Here, have a few pictures to keep you busy...


Really, this is what it looks like when I'm working. Headphones, reference works, and a big cup of tea, Or coffee, but definitely tea in this case. And speaking of Pure Rock Fury, is that a copy of The Book of Cthulhu I see? Why yes, yes it is.

Actually, I had BoC (not to be confused with BöC) out to re-read Molly Tanzer's "The Infernal History of the Ivybridge Twins," prompted by a comment from my brother-in-law, who, after finishing the book, e-mailed, saying "Damn, that chick can write." Oh, yeah, Craig. Pure Rock Fury.


Maddie takes a nap between box-packing waves at Night Shade Books.


Braineaters sticker. Spotted on a phone-less pay phone booth.

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Published on September 24, 2011 03:16

September 23, 2011

My tweets

Thu, 18:27 : RT @molly_the_tanz: Ooh, nice review of The Book of Cthulhu: http://t.co/O1VnW31C Thu, 18:47 : RT @JRVogt: H.P. Lovecraft's fantasy classic Dream-Quest of Unknown Kadath, in comic book form - http://t.co/mjgVGm4o
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Published on September 23, 2011 12:19

September 22, 2011

My tweets

Wed, 17:05 : RT @cthulhuchick: RT @doctorhu: Facebook will now randomly change your relationship status to "make things more interesting." #FacebookR ... Wed, 17:42 : RT @mybookishways: Like horror and southern goth? Enter to #win SOUTHERN GODS by @JohnHornor Jacobs!http://shar.es/HM0g9 @NightShadeBook ... Wed, 18:03 : RT @gavreads: MT @murf61: REVIEW: Happily Ever After edited by John Klima - you like fairy stories, you will like this anthology http:/ ...
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Published on September 22, 2011 12:19

September 21, 2011

My tweets

Tue, 19:27 : RT @serpentinaga: ああTHE BOOK OF CTHULHU欲しいなあ。でもそれより先にヒポカンパスのラヴクラフト年鑑第五号(2011年)を手に入れるべきではないか。
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Published on September 21, 2011 12:20

September 19, 2011

My tweets

Sun, 15:24 : RT @Hellnotes: BORDERLANDS BEST-SELLERS – AUGUST, 2011 - http://t.co/DkzU4Ixx Sun, 16:16 : RT @kaepora: This pro-Internet wiretapping billboard is absolutely Orwellian: http://t.co/nylUHjGL
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Published on September 19, 2011 12:20

September 17, 2011

My tweets

Sat, 04:38 : "The Book of Cthulhu is one hell of a tome." Brian Sammons at Horror World reviews The Book of Cthulhu: http://t.co/EIAvr8vg Sat, 06:19 : RT @canislatrans: "Print is dead" = "Poor people don't deserve to read." http://t.co/MzEvvyhd Sat, 06:22 : RT @JasonBaki: I have reviewed Southern Gods by John Hornor Jacobs: http://t.co/SGXpU6Ue @nightshadebooks "Cthulhu sings the blues - kinda"
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Published on September 17, 2011 12:20

September 16, 2011

My tweets

Thu, 14:58 : As far as headlines that illustrate the absurdity of the modern era go, "Nicolas Cage awoken by naked man with Fudgesicle" may top all.
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Published on September 16, 2011 12:20

September 15, 2011

My tweets

Wed, 17:07 : RT @JRVogt: #Author and #Lovecraft biographer Michel Houellebecq has gone missing - http://t.co/WTEWvQz Wed, 17:10 : RT @KameronHurley: For afternoon crowd: First three chapters of INFIDEL now available for download! http://t.co/SRHRaXA Wed, 22:10 : RT @martyhalpern: !RT @Mediabistro: Heartbreaking #Borders Photograph: http://t.co/m1wxDNKn (via @GalleyCat) #books
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Published on September 15, 2011 12:20

September 14, 2011

My tweets

Tue, 14:06 : RT @pdxNat: thoughts on THE DREAM OF THE FISHERMAN'S WIFE a #cthulhu story by @johnhornor http://t.co/0vbemjf Tue, 17:13 : RT @locusmag: 2011 Emperor Norton Awards Winners http://t.co/mr4Ow6A Tue, 17:13 : RT @nightshadebooks: Hear the truth, the Panama Laugh truth...http://t.co/9vqaOMF Tue, 19:45 : RT @johnhornor: If you liked SOUTHERN GODS ( http://t.co/SMNCcEI ) you'll like THE BOOK OF CTHUHLU ( http://t.co/GbC5qZT ) and vice vers ... Tue, 21:07 : RT @nightshadebooks: author @Rob_Ziegler sent us beer, if we get to 1000 Facebook likes my boss will give me the bottle opener back http ... Tue, 21:29 : RT @nightshadebooks: Do you have the best Panama Laugh and live in SF? Join us at 8pm at Rebel for Zombie madness with @thomasroche @ame ... Tue, 22:12 : If seventy more people like Night Shade Books on Facebook, Liz the Publicist gets a beer. http://t.co/slYVcUc
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Published on September 14, 2011 12:20