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Wed, 16:04 : RT @lavietidhar: "The publishers that survive will be the ones that understand their role is to amplify the signal of those artists alre ... Wed, 22:11 : The Book of Cthulhu makes its television debut...… http://t.co/AA2R8212 Thu, 00:01 : Hey, Petaluma: What's with all the emergency vehicles on D St between 4th and 6th Streets? Thu, 03:54 : RT @anildash: Imagine if a rapper had 1. Threatened the President 2. Brandished assault rifles 3. Got invited to the SOTU 4. Showed up i ... Thu, 03:55 : RT @LOLGOP: "Let me give you the Tea Party response" is the new "Pull my finger."

The Book of Cthulhu makes its television debut...

This past Saturday, The Book of Cthulhu made its television debut on the season premiere of KOFY TV's Creepy KOFY Movie Time. Viewers with keen eyes and the moral fortitude to look past the notorious Cave Girls will spot The Book of Cthulhu appearing on Fact Rat Webberly Rattenkraft's fact desk (and that's a fact!) throughout Creepy KOFY Movie Time's presentation of an American classic, Jesse James Meets Frankenstein's Daughter!

Here's a sneak peek:



Tune in to this week's episode of Creepy KOFY Movie Time to see if Webberly manages to sneak The Book of Cthulhu II onto the air.

Want to keep up on all things Cthulhu? Bookmark http://www.TheBookofCthulhu.com.

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Tue, 18:51 : Nothing to read? Why not crack into "a whirlwind of distortion and angst born from one who's paid his dues"? http://t.co/LqXLvnVr

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Mon, 18:34 : RT @EliBraden: If I got 2 callbacks for a villain role in Episode 7 I'd probably quit my Pope gig too Mon, 23:40 : Arnold Schwarzenegger IS Sylvia Plath in THE HELL JAR! Tue, 03:28 : A copyeditor is a lot like a bass player. Someone in the band screws up, bassist gets the dirty looks. Never fails. http://t.co/mpSVS1ZU Tue, 06:24 : "I am caught." Best weird fiction pick-up line ever. http://t.co/CvM5tJgE Then the Demoiselle d'Ys held up one rosy-tipped finger ...

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Sun, 21:08 : RT @dennisjromero: Drones reportedly enlisted in manhunt for Christopher #Dorner http://t.co/PN7UQwUM via @laweekly Sun, 21:10 : RT @TheNewDeal: USPS Faces a Burden b/c of a Financial Law That No Other Agency, Govt or Private, has to Obey http://t.co/uAcrTjae Rt #S ... Sun, 21:10 : RT @TheNewDeal: FUN FACT: The Constitution States That Congress Must Maintain & Fund USPS http://t.co/x0FU9KFF Rt #SaveUSPS #p2 #tcot Sun, 21:12 : Fiction is an ecosystem. When you buy my book through this link, it makes it possible for me to purchase yours. http://t.co/LqXLvnVr Sun, 23:30 : RT @scottpohlenz: Just finished Chick Bassist by @lossrockhart A whirlwind of distortion and angst born from one who's paid his dues. # ... Mon, 00:29 : RT @tansyrr: Burnout and Recovery: When Publishing Hurts Writers http://t.co/JgmY9R4Q Mon, 02:12 : Narwhal (w/surprised Randall): Boozy plum/cocoa/coffee nose; coffee, black cherry, & molasses palate. Rich & smooth. http://t.co/4Bb7TIwl Mon, 02:43 : Bière De L’Amitié: Belgian yeast & lemon nose; crisp apple, lemon, & candy Bottle Caps on the tongue. Spicy finish. http://t.co/vdeSaWya

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Sat, 19:59 : At #SFGiants FanFest. As I like to say, "the fine line between ochlophobia and demophobia is one screaming maniac." http://t.co/jqe2iy4f Sat, 20:02 : RT @CSNBaggs: Fans waiting in line for FanFest saw cyclist hit and dragged by a cement truck. Just awful. Sat, 20:16 : Sitting near some people who have taken to critiquing other #SFGiants FanFest attendees with such witty repartee as "Thas a monkey family!" Sat, 21:02 : Some visit #SFGiants FanFest for souvenirs, others for a connection to their favorite team. I suspect @iffer23 is here for garlic fries. ;) Sun, 00:53 : Meter Reader. Spotted at Petaluma Coffee Company, 2nd Street, Petaluma. http://t.co/5KK1rrmF Sun, 01:37 : RT @LOLGOP: America. Where the billionaires are jealous of the postal workers. Sun, 04:28 : Guess who had dinner at Velasco's tonight. http://t.co/TP9ZLISn Sun, 05:48 : RT @TheFactRat: Don't forget, my Creepy Tweeps, Creepy KOFY Movie Time season 8 debuts tonight with JESSE JAMES VS FRANKENSTEIN'S DAUGHT ...

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Fri, 16:52 : Congratulations to the winners of my Goodreads giveaways. The Book of Cthulhu II had 511 requests and 371 requested Chick Bassist. You rock! Sat, 05:02 : Sea Monster: Pours deep, dark & dangerous. Toasty malt nose, roast coffee & chocolate; sweet dark fruit on the tongue http://t.co/uITTDTA0 Sat, 06:39 : RT @brampitoyo: This is why you should always close your HTML tags: http://t.co/v39izLtf Sat, 07:32 : It was the fault of just one guy, Mathers Browne, and he drank the colonists' entire beer supply! http://t.co/kX7oM2jt This produc... Sat, 07:36 : Had to Google this, and I'll be damned, there IS a hieroglyph for " brewer." http://t.co/HQKBmwcD The importance of beer brewing i... Sat, 07:37 : Admire the Finns; they have their priorities straight. http://t.co/nZynLUG9 Finnish poetic saga Kalewala, 400 verses are devoted t...

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Thu, 17:59 : If you buy my used ebook, does it include my margin notes? Thu, 19:39 : Elinor examines today's literary arrival, Tales of the Grand Guignol, by Maurice Level. http://t.co/nVTh5uzz http://t.co/uIZIjB09 Fri, 01:55 : Just six hours left to register & win a signed copy of my punk rock novel CHICK BASSIST! Don't miss out! http://t.co/VbHuvytN Fri, 02:49 : A dog, a book, & a beer. What more could you possibly want from life? http://t.co/3xl9neKy Fri, 06:14 : RT @harrisimo: This is what happens if you give a cake shop a USB stick containing an image you want to appear on a cake: http://t.co/dX ... Fri, 06:15 : RT @AeronAlfrey: http://t.co/ZA3WNwZr Fri, 07:23 : Thirty-seven minutes left to go in the Goodreads giveaway for The Book of Cthulhu II: http://t.co/d2aPjJ5x Fri, 07:24 : You've got half an hour left to register and win a signed copy of CHICK BASSIST through Goodreads: http://t.co/VbHuvytN

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Wed, 15:40 : Internets declare: "Down with flatiron! Can haz cat?" So we ponder the meanings of mere tokens. Here's a good take: http://t.co/4wthksAl Wed, 15:41 : RT @howardtayler: I caved in and decided to let Pulp-o-Mizer print me a custom cover for a notebook. http://t.co/Hs4KlDDj Wed, 15:41 : RT @wonderella: If we're being honest with ourselves, the new Monopoly piece should be Mickey Mouse. Wed, 16:27 : Gun control debate endgame: require all guns to look like this (NSFW, for that matter, not safe for SANITY!): http://t.co/Q0W3Pk0A Wed, 21:06 : So far, only 194 people have signed up to win a free signed copy of Chick Bassist, so your odds are pretty good. http://t.co/VbHuvytN Thu, 02:32 : RT @TheNewDeal: Obama Should Propose We Arm Every Black Person is America. Then Watch the GOP & NRA Suddenly Support Strong Gun Cont ... Thu, 02:40 : This was a free download. And the book wasn't called "How to Write (& Edit) a Book in 5 1/2 Days." http://t.co/QgBGmfT7 Non-fiction... Thu, 03:05 : This guy is totally pulling numbers out of his ass and regurgitating buzzwords. Yikes! http://t.co/V0sIp1QD There are 11 parts to ... Thu, 04:25 : Grabbed a St. Florian IPA at BeerCraft tonight. Soft, malty nose; sweet on the tongue; dry, crisp & bitter on palate. http://t.co/Zl1rJMGH Thu, 05:23 : This is a cargo-cult version of a business book, applying occult ritual, but never understanding. http://t.co/hHmCtp6L If the title... Thu, 05:26 : I agree. All nonfiction books should begin with the assassination of a spy in Jamacia. http://t.co/MF883gNh Introduction of the bo... Thu, 05:35 : Keep a list of any punctuation marks you find. Make sure to check their IDs. They're wily. http://t.co/TlQjW2KZ Go through the boo... Thu, 05:38 : You get what you pay for. For instance, I downloaded this ebook for free. Worth every cent. http://t.co/pVZzmH5k If you really want... Thu, 05:51 : Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar. And a bad review accurately reflects just how badly a book sucks. http://t.co/S4ynhYaj As an aut... Thu, 05:58 : I got run over by a toddler on a bike once. But nobody was watching, so I didn't cry. http://t.co/LCzLIcjp Have you noticed the tod... Thu, 06:54 : When you need something to get the taste of the last book out of your mouth: Robert W. Chambers. http://t.co/OM0bNuT3 "But where d...

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Wed, 00:37 : "...unpretentious yet literate, achieving the kind of loud intensity that only the best punk rock songs do..." http://t.co/y24jy2xC Wed, 06:53 : It's like you don't even know me sometimes, Kindle with Special Offers! The cheerleader who has everything, indeed! http://t.co/s1WriE0Y Wed, 06:56 : Dollhouse atop angel-muraled Mexican restaurant, Petaluma. http://t.co/oAllfFRY