Clint Catalyst's Blog, page 19

…And Suddenly, It's Evening. The Gold Vs Petker Runway Show and Death-Dance Riot

crept up on me like a shadow.

One moment I'm in Iowa working with my comrades Dustin and Brian of Novice Industries; the next, I'm rushing to hair and make-up with my pal Aldo o' the Vento. 

(DISCLAIMER: *Please note that when I sat down to write this entry, I intended to "hot-link" each and every applicable mention.  However, as one whom is technologically-challenged, reason had to over-rule that lofty notion upon realization that if I wanted to actually publish the $%ing blogature before...

Match-Making In The Modern Age: With SwiftKarateChop & Audrey Kitching

Uncle Clint says

(with a granpappy wheeze):

"Such cute, cute kids

are these…"

FREE. STICKERS. ~Nowwww!~

My brain is scalding.

This humble little cottage I call home is an effing sweatbox.

I can't concentrate, so I'm about to shower and leave…

However, I've got a packet of spiffy water-resistent vinyl stickers–all shapes/sizes/slogans–that I feel like giving away.

Some Examples:

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If you give an F, I'll cover the cost of printing/shipping…but you've gotta prove you really want them by exerting a bit of effort! (Not much, though; not much…) ;D

1) Go to IMDB.com

2) Type

No Kellogg's Here *This* Week, Dears…(Flakety, Flake Flake!)

Instead of clacking out details of the same tragic tale over and over in countless renditions, I could have/should have written a single blog and referred people to it.  "Please see [URL LISTED HERE:]"; "Actually, what happened was [AGAIN, URL LISTING:]"; "Sincere apologies over my absence at your Beauty Pageant/Bat Mitzvah/Birthday Shin-Dig/Rice Pudding Tasting Party, but I [URL, URL, URL:]."   Sheet, I could have cheated and rocked a bit of "Cut & Paste" action, even!   (Don't you love busting fr

This is an example of Awesome

Since I'm Experiencing A Bit Of WordPress Fail…

i.e., my inability to upload images to the "library." Really infuriating, in case I haven't mentioned…



I found it only apropos to post this footage I came across.



I'll tell ya: it's really…somethin'.

Clint Catalyst — Interview in The Battered Suitcase, April 2009

One Month. An Amtrak Train. First Class Cabins, and A Slew of Renegades…

Sound like a challenge you might be into?

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Experience the Magic! See it Live…!

Become



Part



of



Jared



Gold's



Traveling



Renegade



Company!

We're looking for one dedicated fashionista to join our troupe with the Jared Gold Renegade Tour this Fall. If you are awarded the
spot, you'll get the down and dirty on what life's like on the road for the models, the crew and the designers who work on my staff to
pull off the fabulous spectacle that is fashion. The pre-reqs are only that you get as many of y

…And Here's One For The Fang-Bangers, The Coffin-Rockers, The Couture Hounds:

Have I mentioned how much I love the site Haute Macabre?

From the lavish editorial finds

in their

impeccably-curated archive of Tear Sheets

to the to DIY p

Water-Color Hued Blood Will Be Shed! Click This Bounce-Out A.S.A.P.

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~ To ~

THEE MOST GORGE-GORGE-GORGEOUS Explosion

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This Year…

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MAKE NO MISTAKE: THE UNVEILING OF THIS MAD FASH MASH-UP

between

DESIGNER JARED GOLD

and

VISUAL ARTIST JOSHUA PETKER

will be a mind-melding, rump-rousing

RUNWAY SHOW and D.J. DEATHRACE

of L.A.'s hautest TREND-SETTERS, CULT ICONS,

RULE-MAKERS, RISK BREAKERS, and HISTORY-MAKERS!

∞   ∞   ∞

HOWEVER, UNLIKE THE INFAMOUS UNION STATION SHOW,

This event has yet to be a