Beth Cato's Blog, page 54
May 24, 2018
Phoenix Comic Fest 2018
Phoenix Comic Fest begins today! Here’s a re-post of all the relevant info. My full schedule can be found on their site and is also in their app. I’ll be posting pictures and info on Twitter and Facebook throughout the event.
Friday
12:00 pm
Magic Systems in literature :: North 126C
3:00 pm
Gods and Faiths in Fiction :: North 125AB
4:30 pm
Signing – Sam Sykes, Beth Cato, Aprilynne Pike, Jon Skovron, Myke Cole :: North 124AB
8:00 pm to 11:30 pm
Drinks with Authors :: North 120CD
Join authors and other creators for a glass or two in an informal setting. We’ll have door prizes, giveaways and raffles to support Kids Need To Read. Cost is $10 to attend.
Saturday
10:30 am
Bigger Isn’t Better- Short Stories :: North 125AB
12:00 pm
Signing – Beth Cato, Rae Carson, Amy Lukavics :: North 124AB
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May 23, 2018
Bready or Not: Maple Pound Cake
This bundt cake tastes just like a fluffy pancake with maple syrup. I am dead serious.
On this date, my 18th anniversary, I celebrate by sharing this amazing not-a-pancake-but-tastes-like-pancake cake. It’ll blow your mind.
The original recipe was from King Arthur Flour, but I turned it into a poke cake because I didn’t want all the glaze on the outside. I wanted to infuse it. I wanted the dough to marinate in glorious maple.
If you love maple, this is your new favorite pound cake.
This would be great for breakfast if you need to feed a crowd. Bake this up the day before, and slice this up in the morning. No fussing over individual pancakes! Just eat more cake!
Plus, no worries about leftovers. Bundt cakes like this are awesome because you can cut them into slices, freeze them up waxed paper, then transfer them to a freezer bag or container. Thaw them to eat, or zap them in the microwave straight from the freezer.
In case it didn’t come across, you should know that this cake is awesome. You should make it.
Modified from King Arthur Flour.
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Bready or Not: Maple Pound Cake
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This easy-to-make bundt cake tastes just like pancakes slathered in maple syrup! It’s perfect for breakfast or dessert. Bake it the day before, and conveniently feed a crowd for breakfast.
Cake
2 cups cake flour
1 teaspoon baking powder
1/4 teaspoon baking soda
1 teaspoon salt
3/4 cup (1 1/2 sticks) unsalted butter, softened
2/3 cup light brown sugar, packed
2 large eggs
1/2 cup real maple syrup
1 cup (8 ounces) sour cream
1 teaspoon vanilla extract
1/2 teaspoon maple flavor
Glaze
2 Tablespoons unsalted butter
1/4 cup real maple syrup
1/4 cup water
Preheat oven at 350-degrees. Grease a 9-or-10-cup bundt pan.
In a medium bowl, sift together the cake flour, baking powder, baking soda, and salt. Set aside.
In a big mixing bowl, beat together the butter and brown sugar until light and fluffy. Add eggs one at a time, scraping sides of bowl in between. Pour in the maple syrup.
Mix in half the flour mixture. Then stir in the sour cream, vanilla, and maple flavor. Add the rest of the flour mix, until everything is just combined.
Pour into the prepared pan. Bake for 45 to 50 minutes, until a cake tester inserted into the middle comes out clean. Let cool on rack for 10 minutes, then invert the cake onto the rack. Don't wash the pan! Set it aside for now.
After an hour and a half--or longer--begin making the glaze. In a medium saucepan, combine all three glaze ingredients. Bring it a rapid boil, then reduce to a simmer for 5 to 8 minutes, until it thickens to a syrupy consistency. Remove pan from heat.
Carefully invert the cooled cake into the pan again. Use a chopstick or skewer to stab all over the cake. Slowly spoon or pour about half the glaze into the holes and edges. Let it rest a few minutes. Invert the cake again onto the cake pan base or a storage plate. Again, stab the top of the cake to create holes, then spoon the rest of the glaze on. Can also use a basting brush to cover the exterior of the cake and sweep up any drippings.
Store cake covered at room temperature. Slices can also be frozen.
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May 22, 2018
Elevengeddon + Phoenix Comic Fest
This is a busy week for me! Events kick off tomorrow with Elevengeddon at Poisoned Pen in Scottsdale at 7pm. Note that I am not listed on the site but unless I come down with plague, I will be there! PLEASE bring books/buy books. I’ll have cookies~.
I’ll also be carrying (cookies) at Phoenix Comic Fest, the con once known as Phoenix Comic Con. My schedule is fairly light this year, which is kind of refreshing, honestly. I hope to attend some panels I’m not sitting on. My full schedule can be found on their site and is also in their app.
Friday
12:00 pm
Magic Systems in literature :: North 126C
3:00 pm
Gods and Faiths in Fiction :: North 125AB
4:30 pm
Signing – Sam Sykes, Beth Cato, Aprilynne Pike, Jon Skovron, Myke Cole :: North 124AB
8:00 pm to 11:30 pm
Drinks with Authors :: North 120CD
Join authors and other creators for a glass or two in an informal setting. We’ll have door prizes, giveaways and raffles to support Kids Need To Read. Cost is $10 to attend.
Saturday
10:30 am
Bigger Isn’t Better- Short Stories :: North 125AB
(note that I’ll likely be doing a quick dash for lunch before the signing, so if I’m late, that’s why)
12:00 pm
Signing – Beth Cato, Rae Carson, Amy Lukavics :: North 124AB
May 20, 2018
Sunday Quote has Phoenix Comic Fest this week!
“The true alchemists do not change lead into gold; they change the world into words.”
~ William H. Gass, A Temple of Texts
May 16, 2018
Bready or Not: Maple-Glazed Cinnamon Chip Bars
Most of the sweet treats I make go with my husband to his work. These Maple-Glazed Cinnamon Chip Bars left everyone there dazzled and amazed.
I confess, they turned out even better than I anticipated, too, though I knew from the start they combine many of my favorite things: soft and chewy blondie bars, cinnamon chips, more cinnamon and sugar on top, and a touch of maple glaze.
I actually debated whether or not the glaze was necessary. Would it be too sweet?
I soon found out that no, the glaze was not too sweet. It adds just a little extra oomph to complement the existing sweetness in the bars.
The bars travel keep and travel well, too. I kept them chilled in the fridge–I live near Phoenix, after all, my kitchen tends to be warm year-round–in sealed containers, with waxed paper between stacked layers. We found the bars were amazing after three days, but it’s kind of a miracle they lasted even that long.
These things are GOOD. Really good. Even by Bready or Not standards.
Modified from Taste of Home 13×9 Holiday Special Issue, 2015.
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Bready or Not: Maple-Glazed Cinnamon Chip Bars
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These stunning bars are a cinnamon-lovers dream, sweet but not too sweet. This is an easy dessert that will stun people.
Bars
1 cup (2 sticks) unsalted butter, softened
2 cups brown sugar, packed
2 large eggs
2 teaspoons vanilla extract
2 2/3 cups all-purpose flour
2 teaspoons baking powder
1 teaspoon salt
3/4 cup cinnamon baking chips
Topping
1 Tablespoon white sugar
1 teaspoon cinnamon
Glaze
1/2 cup confectioners' sugar
3 Tablespoons maple syrup
1/2 teaspoon vanilla extract
Preheat oven at 350-degrees. Line a 13x9 baking pan with aluminum foil and apply nonstick spray.
In a large bowl, cream together butter and brown sugar, followed by the eggs and vanilla.
In a separate bowl, sift together flour, baking powder, and salt. Gradually beat the dry ingredients into the butter mixture. Fold in the cinnamon chips.
Spread batter in the pan. Combine the topping ingredients and sprinkle them all across the top of the batter.
Bake for 20 to 25 minutes, until golden brown and the middle passes the toothpick test. Cool completely in pan on a wire rack.
To make the glaze, combine all three ingredients in a small bowl until smooth in texture. Drizzle over top of bars and let set for fifteen minutes.
Use foil to lift contents onto cutting board. Slice into bars. Store in an airtight container between layers of wax paper, either at room temperature or refrigerated.
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May 13, 2018
Sunday Quote wishes her mom Happy Mother’s Day
“If I cannot do great things, I can do small things in a great way.”
~ Martin Luther King Jr.
May 9, 2018
Bready or Not: Healthy Breakfast Cookies [Redux]
Cookies for breakfast. Healthy cookies. No refined sugars. Vegan. Also gluten-free, if you use GF oats.
Even better: they taste delicious.
This is one of my favorite breakfast recipes, one I’ve made at least once a month for the past five years. In fact, I posted it on Bready or Not back in 2014. Delicious as the cookies are, I couldn’t finagle the lighting then to do the recipe justice. Now, thanks to my Shotbox, I can.
I customize these cookies based on my mood and what I have on hand. I’ve used macadamia nut butter, cashew butter, and almond butter–and combinations thereof. I’ve used apple butter, pumpkin butter, and date butter–and in a pinch, I’ve used applesauce and doubled the cinnamon.
For the dried fruit, I often use a mix of golden raisins and dried cranberries, but I’ve thrown in dried blueberries, too. If you don’t have pepitas, use sunflower kernels or other chopped nuts.
I usually whip up a batch and freeze 2/3 of it right away. The cookies keep perfectly fine in a room temperature sealed container for over a week. Two or three cookies make for a great breakfast prior to exercising!
Did I mention they are also delicious?
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Bready or Not: Healthy Breakfast Cookies [Redux]
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These delicious breakfast cookies can be customized in a myriad of ways. Use any kind or combination of nut butters, dried fruit, or seeds and nuts. All kinds of fruit butters work here, or use a single-serving cup of applesauce and double the cinnamon. The cookies keep perfectly fine in a room temperature sealed container for over a week, and can also be frozen for over a month. Makes about 28 tablespoon-sized cookies.
2 cups quick oats (not whole or old-fashioned oats)
3/4 teaspoon salt
1 teaspoon ground cinnamon
1 cup nut butter
1/4 cup pure maple syrup or honey
3/4 cup fruit butter (apple butter, date butter, etc)
1 cup dried fruit (raisins, cranberries, etc)
1/2 cup pepitas (shelled pumpkin seeds) or other seeds or nuts
1/4 cup ground flaxseed or wheat germ
Preheat oven to 325-degrees. Prepare cookie sheets with parchment or silicone baking mats, or use seasoned stoneware.
Combine all of the ingredients into a large bowl.
Using a tablespoon or tablespoon scoop, drop dollops of dough onto cookie sheet. Note that it won't spread. Use fingers to gently tamp down top and press in stray oats on the sides; it will be a little sticky.
Bake for 12 to 15 minutes or until the cookies are just set. Cool for several minutes before transitioning them to a rack to finish cooling.
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May 6, 2018
Sunday Quote survived April
“I write to discover what I know.”
~Flannery O’Connor
May 2, 2018
Bready or Not Original: Lemon Cheesecake Bars
Lemony. Fresh. Perfection. Those words are the best way to describe these incredible bars.
Not only are these delicious, but they are easy to make. A food processor is especially handy as you can chop up the nuts and then add in the rest of the crust ingredients, too.
To soften the cream cheese for the filling, leave it at room temperature for a bit, or do what I usually do: place the cheese on a plate and microwave for like 5 seconds. Then flip it over and zap again, if needed. It just needs to be soft enough to blend, not cooked.
I confess, I sometimes get nervous when I do dessert bars with bottom crusts. Because sometimes, no matter how I compress them into the pan, they fall apart when the bars are cut apart. Not so here! They were surprisingly cohesive. (Here’s hoping you have the same experience.)
That cohesiveness makes these dangerously easy to eat. These bars have it all going on. Buttery crumb. Nutty crunches here and there. Vivid lemon flavor in the creamy filling.
I’d like to report how long these can last in the fridge, but I don’t know. I make these bars, and they are suddenly GONE. Poof.
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Bready or Not Original: Lemon Cheesecake Bars
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A Bready or Not Original! Bake up a large dish of delicious, lemony-fresh bars in under a hour.
Crust
1 cup pecans
2 cups all-purpose flour
1 cup confectioners' sugar
3/4 cup (1 1/2 sticks) unsalted butter, softened
Filling
2 cups confectioners' sugar
2 boxes (16 ounces) cream cheese, softened
1/3 cup lemon juice
zest of two lemons
1 teaspoon lemon extract
2 eggs
Prepare a 9x13 pan with aluminum foil and nonstick spray. Preheat oven at 350-degrees.
Use a food processor (or knife and cutting board) to chop up pecans to small pieces. Add flour, 1 cup confectioners' sugar, and butter to bowl, and blend with pecans until crumbly. Reserve 1 1/2 cups of the mix; press the rest into the prepared pan. Bake for 18 to 20 minutes, until it's just turning golden.
As the crust bakes, combine all of the filling ingredients until fairly smooth.
Pull the crust out of the oven. Pour filling over the top and smooth to the edges. Crumble the reserved crust across the top.
Bake for another 30 to 35 minutes, until the edges are golden and the middle is set.
Cool on a wire rack for 30 minutes to an hour, then place in the fridge to completely chill.
Use the foil to lift the bars onto a cutting board for easy slicing. Store in a sealed container in the fridge.
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April 29, 2018
Sunday Quote fumbles along
“Read, read, read. Read everything — trash, classics, good and bad, and see how they do it. Just like a carpenter who works as an apprentice and studies the master. Read! You’ll absorb it.
Then write. If it’s good, you’ll find out. If it’s not, throw it out of the window.”
~ William Faulkner