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June 22, 2012

Fear Me, the Slayer of Markets

I'm a writer. I love magazines and anthologies and literature in all forms. But unfortunately, this month I've had a bad run of jinxing publications... or just having supremely bad timing.

Last week I linked to my story on Grand Science Fiction. They published my story without problems, but the story before mine was never posted. The story for this week hasn't appeared either. This is vexing, to say the least.

Then there's the story of mine that didn't get published this month. Eschatology Journal abruptly shut down on May 30th. They were scheduled to publish one of my stories on the 6th of June. Sure, I'm disappointed, but I'm also concerned for a well-done magazine. Eschatology has been around for a while and even published another of my stories in January. I really hope that situations improve and they can resume publishing.

I don't want to jinx anyone. Honest! I like being published.
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Published on June 22, 2012 09:15

June 20, 2012

Bready or Not: Slow Cooker Beef Chili

I have an anti-bean man. He won't touch black beans or pinto beans or refried beans. He also loves meat and chili. It makes it a challenge to find good chili recipes for him because so many involve beans. I've modified a few recipes to be all meat, but what I loved about this recipe is that it didn't need modification at all. It's beef, pure and simple.

The flavors here are everything you want in a good chili: mild spice that can be easily adjusted to personal taste. Plus, it's a straightforward slow cooker recipe, so there's no need to labor over a stove for hours. Serve this up with some cornbread and you'll be all set!



Slow Cooker Beef Chili

From an awesome cookbook, The Everything Soup, Stew, and Chili Cookbook by Belinda Hulin.

Ingredients:
2 pounds of beef round or chuck (or stew meat), cut into 1-inch cubes
2 tablespoons vegetable oil
2 tablespoons flour
4 tablespoons chili powder
1 teaspoon cumin
1 teaspoon salt
1/2 teaspoon garlic powder
1 10-ounce can Rotel (or equivalent)
1 14-ounce can tomato sauce
1 onion, diced
1 green bell pepper, cored and diced

1) First up, sear the meat to seal in flavor. In a pan, brown the beef in vegetable oil over high heat, then use a slotted spoon to transfer the beef to the slow cooker.

2) Combine flour, chili powder, cumin, salt, and garlic powder, and sprinkle over the beef. Toss it to coat. Add the remaining ingredients to the crock pot and cover. Cook on medium-high heat for 6-8 hours.

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Published on June 20, 2012 09:46

June 17, 2012

Sunday Quote extends Happy Father's Day wishes to the dads out there

"I have never felt like I was creating anything. For me, writing is like walking through a desert and all at once, poking up through the hardpan, I see the top of a chimney. I know there's a house under there, and I'm pretty sure I can dig it up if I want. That's how I feel. It's like the stories are already there. What they pay me for is the leap of faith that says: 'If I sit down and do this, everything will come out OK.'" ~ Stephen King
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Published on June 17, 2012 06:01

June 15, 2012

News of the Week

I have a 100-word science fiction story over at Grand Science Fiction. That's not a typo. One hundred words.

I was also interviewed by urban fantasy author Cassie Alexander, wherein we discussed my obsession with lists, my thing for healer characters, and the scariest thing I do as a writer.
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Published on June 15, 2012 09:41

June 13, 2012

Bready or Not: Chocolate Chip Dip

Once upon a time, there was a brilliant person who thought, "Chocolate chip cookies are awesome. Wouldn't it be more awesome to have a spreadable version?"

I am not this brilliant person, but I will gladly take advantage of their insight.



It's summertime now, and it's especially nice to have easy-to-make dishes for potlucks and parties that are 1) fast, and 2) involve no baking. (I know. Me, playing up the benefits of not baking? Blasphemy! But when it's 110 outside and the oven's on for hours... blech.) This dip is fast and cool and can be paired with all kinds of cookies, graham crackers, apples, pears... heck, you could dip chocolate chip cookies in this chocolate chip dip. Wouldn't that be meta?

Recipe many places, but this one found at Taste of Home.

Chocolate Chip Dip

Ingredients

1 package (8 ounces) cream cheese, softened
1/2 cup butter, softened
3/4 cup confectioners' sugar
2 tablespoons brown sugar
1 teaspoon vanilla extract
1 cup (6 ounces) miniature semisweet chocolate chips
Graham cracker sticks/cookies/sliced fruit/fingers/whatever

Directions

In a small bowl, beat the softened cream cheese and butter until light and fluffy. Add the sugars and vanilla; beat until smooth. Stir in chocolate chips. If you choose, you can also top the surface with chocolate chips or diced nuts.

Serve with the sides of your choice. Don't let the bowl get too warm--but if you have a lot of people eating, that's probably not going to be a problem.

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Published on June 13, 2012 07:50

June 11, 2012

"Book Brain"

I had a pleasant surprise in my email yesterday--my own story.

Chicken Soup for the Soul sends out several inspirational stories each week through its newsletter. I've been in many of their books, but my stories have never been selected for their newsletter... until now. This also means the tale of how brain atrophied after childbirth is available online for everyone to read.

"Book Brain" can be read for free here. It can also be found in the full book Chicken Soup for the Soul: Boost Your Brain Power!
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Published on June 11, 2012 06:49

June 10, 2012

One seat left for Cascade Writers

If you sign up, you'll be in my group!

...Is that incentive or discouragement? Hmm.

Reposted from [info] cascade_writers :

We have one seat left for the July 26-29 Cascade Writers workshop -- please tell all your friends! See more info at CasacdeWriters.com.
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Published on June 10, 2012 10:19

Sunday Quotes Pays Tribute to a Master

"To sum it all up, if you want to write, if you want to create, you must be the most sublime fool that God ever turned out and sent rambling. You must write every single day of your life. You must write dreadful dumb books and glorious books, and let them wrestle in beautiful fights inside your head, vulgar one moment, brilliant the next. You must lurk in libraries and climb the stacks like ladders to sniff books like perfume and wear books like hats upon your crazy heads. I wish for you a wrestling match with your Creative Muse that will last a lifetime. I wish craziness and foolishness and madness upon you. May you live with hysteria, and out of it make fine stories--science fiction or otherwise. Which means, may you be in love every day for the next 20,000 days. And out of that love, remake a world." ~ Ray Bradbury
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Published on June 10, 2012 10:14

June 8, 2012

WIP: the meme of sevens

Here's something fun and different. There's a writing meme going around LiveJournal: "Post your work in progress, page 77 or page 7, lines 7-14, no cheating."

In the case of my current story, tentatively titled, "Judgment Day," there may not be much fun:

Her fingers explored, finding cloth. Sheets, blankets. Hers? She reached back along the length of her body, where wetness lingered, and grasped at her left foot.

It was gone.
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Published on June 08, 2012 08:31

June 6, 2012

Bready or Not: Civil War Macaroni and Cheese

Nothing says "comfort food" like macaroni and cheese. I mean, come on. It's CHEESE. The food of the gods and the otaku. As a kid, the first two things I learned to cook on my own were Top Ramen, and Kraft Macaroni and Cheese. Of course, as an adult, that blue box from Kraft doesn't cut it anymore. I need real cheese, people. Piles of it.



Pinterest has had a lot of recipes with the one-pot method of cooking macaroni: boil the elbow noodles in milk, not water. A lot of recipes looked good, but being a total history geek, I didn't give the recipe a try until I saw it called Civil War Macaroni and Cheese. I never would have thought of this as a period dish!



A few notes here: this cooked faster than I anticipated. The original recipe said 15 minutes, but I was down to almost no milk and had tender noodles at 10. Watch it.

I also gave it a southwestern tang and added a little can of Hatch green chiles. Remember, you can customize this a hundred different ways! Mix in diced ham, bacon, or shredded beef; add veggies, or different cheeses.



Original recipe and history notes at Simply Recipes.

Civil War Macaroni and Cheese Recipe

Ingredients

4 cups whole milk
1/2 pound elbow macaroni pasta (2 to 2 1/2 cups)
4 Tbsp butter
2 cups, packed, grated cheddar cheese (about 1/2 pound)
4 ounce can Hatch green chiles
Freshly ground black pepper
Nutmeg/dried mustard/seasoning salt/whatever you like
Bread crumbs to top it

Directions

1) Preheat the oven to 400-degrees.

2) Heat the milk in a large saucepan until steamy. Stir in the dry macaroni. Let come to a boil, reduce the heat to a simmer. Stay by the stove! The milk can get very foamy and boil over. Cook the macaroni for 10-15 minutes or until done; the milk will be mostly absorbed.

3) As soon as the macaroni is close to being done, melt the butter in a separate saucepan, and stir in the grated cheese, black pepper, and other seasonings. Once the cheese has melted, pour the sauce into the macaroni and milk mixture and stir to combine. Taste and adjust seasonings as needed.

4) Pour macaroni and cheese mixture into a baking dish. Sprinkle the top with breadcrumbs and/or additional cheese. Bake in a 400°F oven for 20 minutes or until the top is lightly browned.

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Published on June 06, 2012 06:01