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September 23, 2014
The Depth Of Vanity – Bleaching The Back Door
Have you heard the one about the porn star who, after getting a full Brazilian, was horrified to discover thatthe skin color around her bum hole was a darker shade than the rest of her? Ach! WTF do you do about that??! The porn star, so goes the yarn, put out an SOS to her waxer and voilà! Anal bleaching was born.
This story may well be nothing more than a cringe-worthy urban legend, but sadly, the trend toward getting your back door hole a glowing newborn pink is not. A quic...
September 22, 2014
More “Early American” Romances, PLEASE!
By Liz Everly
Exciting book-things are happening for me. I mentioned that my historical romance novel TEMPTING WILL McGLASHEN is getting published by Tirgearr Publishing. Well, I actually have a pub date: October 14! YES! It’s happening very quickly—and I am so down with that. Most of the traditional publishing world is a slow and steady crawl—and there are some good reasons for that. But what a nice relief to be clipped along at a nice brisk pace for a change.
The publisher and I have been wor...
September 21, 2014
Manservants ‘R Us
by Kiersten Hallie Krum
I’d planned an entirely different post today and then this crossed Twitter feed.
Um. Wow. And also…What?!
I went from GIMME to CREEPY in a New York minute, but then I settled down to read the particularsand turned fully into hmmmmm.This is what snagged my attention:“That’s when we realized male-strippers are hand-me-down fantasies.”
I’m amused by the smug judgmental diss at the end of the ManServants video: “Ladies, if you hate your friend–and yourself–get her a stripper.”...
Goodbye, Summer; Hello, Year Two!
I put all the ingredients and the mixer on the bottom shelves so that my friend here can make me a cake.
By Alexa Day
The meteorologists say that this is the last full day of summer, and my own calendar tells me that next week marks my first anniversary as part of the Lady Smut crew. In celebration of both, I’ll be taking today off. While I’m away, I encourage you to make the most of the fine weather, to prepare for the new fall television season, and to check out some of my posts from this yea...
September 19, 2014
Sexy Saturday Round-Up
Hello, Sexy! Sit back, relax, you are going to be here awhile. We’ve got some great posts line up for your reading pleasure.
From Liz Everly:
The scoop with Ellora’s Cave.
15 places to stroke your man.
On pacing your book.
From Elizabeth:
What one woman learned from not shaving her armpits for a month.
Decisions, decisions. What type of threesome is best for you?
Don’t call this gal a gold digger just because she refuses to date a man who’s strapped for cash.
Who you callin’ a slut? This woman just li...
Dance Your Kink
Big props to my Lady Smut colleagues for helping to celebrateThe Big Book of Submission. I could not be more pleased! Or exhausted. The jetsetting life is fatiguing if you’re also a working stiff.
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So battling fatigue, pining for the good life, wishing I were still in Sopot while mounds of work glare at me and my colleagues mutter under their breath, here’s another Friday dance party special to get you moving and motivated — or at least I hope it will getme moving and mot...
September 18, 2014
From Lolita to Brolita: Getting Your Girly Kink On with Otaku
Click on photo to buy.
by Madeline Iva
It’sour week of Kink at LadySmut.com. This theme week was brought to you by the letter K.
No, just kidding. We’re celebrating the release ofTHE BIG BOOK OF SUBMISSION (Our very own C. Margery Kempe has a short story included in the anthology.)
But first, a word about Kink & LadySmut.com. We walk a fine line with sexy here at the blog. Whenconsidering kink with a capital “K” some LadySmut bloggers get rather flustered...
September 16, 2014
Adding Kink To Your Sex Life? Join The Club!
This week we’re marking the recent release of The Big Book of Submission, in which you can find our own C. Margery Kempe’s story The Rhino.And, while I’m always happy to celebrate the success of fellow writers, I find myself struggling to figure out what to say about kink. Honestly, I feel I have as much knowledge about the BDSM lifestyle as I do about, say, spark plugs. Or urban planning. But seriously, what’sa little lack of knowledge to stop me from gabbing about this top...
September 15, 2014
The Sexy Submissive
By Liz Everly
Submission. The word intrigues me.
The act of submission and how it relates to sex provides much fodder for my feminist erotic-romance writer mind. I don’t pretend to understand it with any kind of depth—maybe sensitivity and imagination, yes. And I always say to each his or her own between consensual adults in any discussion of preferences or orientation. I can see the sexiness in submission, in giving yourself over to someone else completely, and trusting them,sometimes literall...
September 14, 2014
Failing to Follow Instructions
by Kiersten Hallie Krum
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My post last week on the controversial spanking scene in Outlander was meant to post this week to correspond with our own C. Margery Kempe’s release of the short story The Rhino in The Big Book of Submission.
Hashtag #PostingFail.
To be fair, following instructions has never been my forté.
For those of you inclined toward BDSM erotic romance stories, be sure to check out The Big Book of Submission. And if you haven’t had the chance to read it, click...
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