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Servant of the Undead, erotic zombie horror free read

By Isabelle Drake

Each Sunday, I’ll be offering up a part of my serialized erotic zombie horror story, Servant of the Undead. You loyalLady Smutters will recall I wrote about this dark, dirty story a little while ago.

No, without further ado, let’sget you started with Servant of the Undead.

Part 1: “Do it.”

Hayden Thomas shifted on the wooden captain’s chair, trying without success to ease the
stiffness in his spine. Whoever selected the chairs for the Boston Public Library obviously never sa...

Sexy Saturday Round Up

Another Saturday, another morning to spend rolling around in bed, reading Sexy Saturday Round Up and drinking hot chocolate. Well, a girl can dream, can’t she? ; Here’s to hoping you get to indulge yourself this weekend with some of our fascinating tid-bits gathered from all about the internet. Enjoy!

From Madeline:

Why not John Cho? We need more hot Asian actors in movies.

Forced to wear high heels? There oughtta be a law against it.

Abroken heart is real – and a danger to you.

Because we w...

What’s that rattle? Just the skeletons in my closet

by Isabelle Drake

According to Wikipedia, the absolute number one sitefor accurate information, the exact source of the expression ‘skeletons in the closet’ is unknown. It was first noted in use November 1816–not that long ago. Kind of odd, considering there certainlywould’ve beena need for the phrase prior to that. People have been making mistakes they would like to forget for a really, really long time.

To my thinking, each skeleton represents a former piece of you, a part of your earlier l...

On The Run–From Zombies! (Post-Apocalyptic Menage)

by Madeline Iva

FLESH by Kylie Scott is an excellent erotic romanceread. There are many things to love about it.

ON THE RUN! I love books where there is a lot of tension and an edge of danger, don’t you? Where the sex is a release from all the built up pressure. It’s not just sex for sex’s sake–which is wonderful in real life of course–but in an erotic romance I like my plots a little more chewy.

FROM ZOMBIES!There are rattles at the door, bumps in the night. Kylie Scott just does a very good...

Let’s Get Physical – And Nothing Else

By Elizabeth Shore

If you’ve been reading Lady Smut for awhile now – and if you have, thanks! – youmay recall a post I wrote last summer about establishing ground rules for sex buddies. If you haven’t seen it, you can do sohere.

I have an interest in the topic primarily because I hear such different viewpoints on whether the whole sex buddy thing actually even works. Opinions diverge from those who firmly believe the entire notion is a farce to avid supporters who maintain not only does it wo...

To Have AND to Hold: Bad Marriage Turned Very Good

The end of an awful marriage might be the beginning of something smoking hot. Click to buy.

By Alexa Day

I can still remember the time I discovered my first book boyfriend was married.

His name was Edward Rochester. I was in seventh grade.

Jane Eyre‘s Edward was not perfect. He had a mean streak a mile wide. He flirted with other women where he knew I — Jane, I mean Jane — would see it. His child was kind of obnoxious. But I was willing to live with that. He wasn’t any worse than my movie boy...

Walks Like a Duck? Probably a Swan

by Kiersten Hallie Krum

Click on image to buy

Several years ago, (we’re talking decades here), I read a book by Iris Johansen called The Ugly Duckling. In it, a mousey woman with a domineering husband and a daughter she adores and to whom she is fiercely devoted, winds up being murdered…or at least appears to be murdered when her husband’s nefarious deeds result in the kidnapping of her and her daughter. In fact, she winds up being rescued by some James Bondish good guys. Being very close to...

FREE READ — a peek at Best Friends Never

Isabelle Drake’s excerpt

Chapter One: It Doesn’t Matter How You Play the Game, Only Whether You Win or Lose

Blood red.

And death black.

Whoever picked out Cherry Grove High’s school colors was an idiot.

Either that or a serial killer.

The hideous color combination blurred across the gym floor, spinning in the cheerleaders’ skirts, bouncing in the pom squad pom-poms and slicing through the air in the quivering band banners. Except for the bizarre Goth meets Glee effect, the scene was flawless....

Sexy Saturday Round Up

Halllllllo my fellow vaginas! We’ve got goodies for you below. Check out these wonderful posts from the Lady Smut Gals as you start off your weekend right. (It’s like taking your vitamins, shaving your legs, and eating a salad, all in one!)

From Madeline:

TODAY is World Naked Gardening Day. Just looked at their website here and–my eyes! My eyes!

Poor male models. They suffer so.

I love the show, but what’s a pennydreadful?

Saw this link over at SBTB–A wonderful timeline of slang for the va-ja...

Why Do We Love to Read about Secrets?

by G.G. Andrew

Secrets: awkward in real life, but so delicious to read about.

It’s no, um, secret, that characters keeping information from other characters has made all sorts of stories, from primetime Tv to the romances we read, so much juicier. A secret is different than a plot twist–a surprise nobody saw coming, including the main characters and the reader. Secrets in books are often when you asthe reader know something, or at least have hints at it, but one of the people in the taleyou’r...