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Where No Penis Dare Go

By C. Margery Kempe

Because I recently finished writing M/M/M ménage I suppose it was inevitable to have permutations of penises in my head, but somehow outside my head there does seem to be an explosion (d’oh!) of strange penis-related stories about just now.

Or maybe they’re always there and I’m just noticing them more at the moment. If you know anyone in the health care industry, doubtless you’ve got more stories of the ribald and racy kind. My friend Susan’s husband has delighted in showing...

Tricky Treats: Trying Out A Different Flavor of BDSM

By Madeline Iva

Hola, mi amigos y amigas! Inspired by Elizabeth Shore’s sex toy posting from yesterday, I say let’s explore some more and go where we haven’t been before.

Here are some fun recommendations I pulled out of my plastic pumpkin just for you!

A DIFFERENT KIND OF BDSM: Yeah, yeah, yeah, we’ve read m/m BDSM written by and for women, and BDSM where the guy’s almost always dominant and the woman’s almost always a sassy sub—but what about the other flavors of BDSM out there? I’m not talkin...

Step Aside, Buttplug: There’s A New Sheriff In Town

by Elizabeth Shore

Ah . . the joys of sex toys! Fun to play with, fun to write about. They’re to an erotic romance author what props are to an actor. They add detail to the story and give the performers something to do with their hands. heh . .

But in our tech-saturated world where the latest gadgets come and go, I started wondering whether the same could be said about sex toys. Are any new ones being made these days? We know about dildos, whips, butt plugs, and handcuffs, but what about other...

In Praise of Sanj—Hot, Dark, and Sweet

I’ve been thinking about my main character in my upcoming book CRAVINGS, which will be out on November 21. Remember Elizabeth’s post about Asian men? Also, there was CMK’s post “Add More Men,” which included a hot video of Indian men–the very last on the page. Well, I have a hot, sweet, sexy one for you in the character of Sanj.

We first see Sanj in SAFFRON NIGHTS, as the level-headed best friend of hotty-photographer Jackson as he and Maeve travel the globe in search of aphrodisiacs. He’s sm...

The Lost Pornographic Era of the Dinosaurs

by Kiersten Hallie Krum

Oh yeah, you read that right. Dinosaur porn.

Elizabeth hat tipped the dino porn scuttlebutt in her Sexy Saturday Roundup, but let’s take a more in-depth look at it, shall we?

Fair warning: Make sure you have a strong stomach before clicking the below links or reading excerpts.

Tiny hands. Tiny…

First announced by Geekologie on Monday, I discovered the dino porn “rage” via The Twitter on Tuesday. On Wednesday, The Huffington Post online had a profile on “Tyrannosaurus sex”....

Handled by Scandal: Reverse Adultery Is Okay, Right?

By Alexa Day

I’m just getting settled in here at Lady Smut, so you all are still getting to know me. You’ll have to take my word for it when I tell you that my moral compass isn’t set up like most other people’s. The needle on mine is pointing Northish. When it comes to what two (or more) people are interested in doing with each other, my concepts of right and wrong are pretty generous.

Even so, the proliferation of adultery-based television shows bothers me a little. I started to notice the ad...

Sexy Saturday Round-Up

Photo by Dollen.

Hello, Sexy! We’ve been scouring the Internets for you. Warning: these blog posts are highly entertaining and informative. Sit back and enjoy them.

From Liz:

Never to have penis in vagina sex again.

The Elephant Journal on masturbation.

What is a vagina supposed to look like? (Somebody out there wants to know, right?)

TIME’S list of top ten racy novels.

The ABCs of aphrodisiacs. You know, I gotta kick out of this!

From Elizabeth:

Dr. Barry Komisaruk says, hey gals! if you want to have...

Add More Men

By C. Margery Kempe

I just finished the third installment in the Man City ménage series and this time it’s all male! It’s also a Christmassy theme, by request from my publisher. It will be out November 22, 2013. Of course the first words if the story are the main character Martin thinking, I hate Christmas!

Do you like M/M? Or in this case, M/M/M? Who would you want to picture together?

I figured since I’m in the manly mood, I should give the Friday Fun over to sexy men. So here’s a few: who wo...

Gimme Some Ichabod: Thank God It’s October!

Sleepy Hollow has a great horseman, and a great Ichabod. Too bad it’s really kinda stupid.

It’s October already. I think October is becoming my favorite month of the year.

Blog List for October:

-Loving Monsters

-Masquerade

-Does Zombie Lust Count as Necrophilia?

Meanwhile, gimme some of that Ichabod Crane guy. The actor is Tom Milson and he is a long tall drink of water. I could stare at him all day, but tell me honestly readers–do you like the TV show? Not to be a hater or anything, but I can’t...

Rape And Forced Orgasms: How Far Is Too Far?

By Elizabeth Shore

Here at Lady Smut we’re a fan of writers. It can be a frustrating, lonely, difficult aspiration and we admire anyone who’s actually jumped in and taken fingers to keyboard to bang out the characters in our heads who refuse to pipe down. For those reasons and more, we salute our writing sisters and don’t believe in story smackdowns. However, that said, I recently read a book, labled a “romance” that stretched the boundaries of romance so much that it begs me to question: how...