Bo Fowler's Blog, page 20
April 12, 2015
Yesterday
Does God keep a copy of each day that has been on his hard drive?
April 4, 2015
Free Will and Determinism
Every decision you have ever made you are still making.
April 1, 2015
Theology
'God' is a plastic bag stuck in a tree.
March 22, 2015
Message in a Bottle
"Send piece of paper and an empty bottle."
March 15, 2015
Silence
When scientists invented earphones that let the wearer only hear the truth, people assumed they didn't work and threw them away.
March 8, 2015
Sarcasm
In a parallel universe where time flows backwards people joke "I ain't getting any older."
March 1, 2015
Handle with Care
All of life's knocks and mishaps are softened by the bubblewrap of time.
February 22, 2015
The Magic Trick
When the magician pulls a rabbit from his hat the real trick is believing that the magician exists.
February 15, 2015
The Astronomer
His wife, he realised, was a lot like interstellar space: dark, cold, vast and utterly indifferent to him.
February 1, 2015
The Heretic
I saw a man cross himself while riding a bicycle.
It was not an easy manoeuvre and is not in the Bible.
