Mimi Smartypants's Blog, page 2

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INFORMATION FOR MY SIX-YEAR-OLD

I love helping you. Even with things that you can do perfectly well on your own, such as zipping up your jacket, shampooing your hair, pouring more juice. I am happy to do these things because (a) you willingly do them in times when I can't or don't wa (more)

my long lasting flavor really lasts long

EIGHT SEVEN CENTRAL

I am surely not the first person to notice this, but there are way too many TV shows named The Something. Where the Something is a person. I don't watch any of these, but I have seen ads for The Closer, The Listener, The Locator, The Cleaner. Here is my new prime-time (more)

ask no questions tell just a few lies

FLAME ON

I own a kitchen torch but have never used it. This is a lowdown dirty shame. If I am not going to use it for cooking I need to at least use it for mayhem. I can picture myself snarling many a witty supervillain aside as I singe people (more)