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New Pen name

I haven’t been posting here since Amazon took down the blog feature on author pages, but I figured I should let you all know that I have released a new series Card Shop Coven under the pen name Dick Phoenix.
https://www.amazon.com/Card-Shop-Cove...
To be clear I made the pen name for my 18+ content only as I want readers to know what to expect. That’s right, this book contains naughty scenes, though all the ones in this one are skippable if you don’t care for them. The series is scheduled for Monthly releases, and I am planning on 8-13 books right now and I am mainly just posting everywhere to hopefully find a few interested readers.
Thanks for reading this, and I hope a few of you will check it out and enjoy it!
Also, even if it feels like I am begging, it could really use honest ratings and reviews if possible.

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Published on October 03, 2025 11:05

Prelude Novella

So I have been hard at work on getting several things taken care of over the past few months among this was two very important things. First you have the establishment of a mailing list that will allow me to ensure that I can always have a direct line with all of my fans who wish to know what is going on with my writing. The second which I know you all will be far more interested in is a preluded novella for Eternal Dominion, which is the bribe for joining the mailing list as to get it you have to give me an email for my mailing list. To be clear I don’t want your name, address or anything else, heck the only reason that I want your email is because Facebook doesn’t show this to everyone sand Amazon removed the blog feed from author pages. So yeah, need to start building this and hopefully it will remain just me sending out an email update about twice a month and possible sharing a book that I or someone on my team has read. I really don’t know as the first one will drop on the 1st when book 16 is out, anyhow please sign up and comment, like and share this everywhere you want to. I just want it to be seen by as many of my readers as possible and increasing the visibility of this post will go a long way to making that happen. Also, if you want to add your thoughts about it after reading it feel free to do so here!
Link to preluded novella https://dl.bookfunnel.com/7ak066nvie

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Published on February 20, 2023 14:06

Book Releases!

Well would you look at that, somehow another month has gone by and here I am with another new book and audiobook to share with all of you. Eternal Dominion book 15 Headway is now out on Kindle and Eternal Dominion book 7 Ententes is available through Soundbooth Theater Direct! (Links below)
If you like audiobooks and have never heard Zach and Annie narrate something together you are truly missing out on a spectacular combo. There is a reason that every single audio book has a 4.9-star average for performance on audible and is worth the price that many feel is inflated for a five and a half hour to six-hour book. That said the good news is that while you can enjoy books 1-6 on Audible right now if you would like, books 5-7 are available on SBT for just $4.99!
Oh, and books 4-7’s shorts are only available on SBT and are free. That is around a half hour of bonus content per book that you don’t even need a login to check out and let me say the fist shorts for books 5 and 6 are on Ava and Mia from the original timeline, which I like to look at as the dark timeline.

Links to book 15 on Amazon:
https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0B... (USA)
https://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/B... (UK)
https://www.amazon.de/-/en/gp/product... (DE)
https://www.amazon.com.au/gp/product/... (AUS)
https://www.amazon.ca/gp/product/B0BS... (CAN)
https://www.amazon.fr/gp/product/B0BS... (FR)

Link to my SBT page for shorts and latest Audio books:
https://soundbooththeater.com/team/be...

Links to series page on Audible:
https://www.audible.com/series/Eterna... (USA)
https://www.audible.co.uk/series/Eter... (UK)
https://www.audible.de/series/Eternal... (DE)
https://www.audible.com.au/series/Ete... (AUS)
https://www.audible.ca/series/Eternal... (CAN)
https://www.audible.fr/series/Eternal... (FR)

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Published on February 02, 2023 10:34

Preorder book 15

Eternal Dominion book 15 Headway’s preorder is Live!
https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0B... (USA)
https://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/B... (UK)
https://www.amazon.de/-/en/gp/product... (DE)
https://www.amazon.com.au/gp/product/... (AUS)
https://www.amazon.ca/gp/product/B0BS... (CAN)
https://www.amazon.fr/gp/product/B0BS... (FR)

Also I still intend to post here, but for those who don't know Amazon has removed this feed from my amazon page... Makes me sad as while my post weren't as frequent as I would like do to the insanity of my writing schedule, this is still one of the place where you can go to if I need to ever take a break.

Thanks,
Bern.

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Published on January 17, 2023 19:44

Sale

Alright it is Monday the 19th and the first six of my books just went on sale through Christmas for only $0.99 in the US only. That’s right sadly, this will be in the US market only due to a slight issue with dates in the UK market, and the fact that Amazon only lets me run kindle countdown deals in those markets.

That said I am looking at doing a UK only sale the first week if next year if enough people ask for it so if you want one yell at me if you want that. If you aren't in the US or UK yell at Amazon to let me offer the same deals wherever you live!

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Published on December 19, 2022 10:23

Dec 1 releases

Well, it’s December 1st. A year ago today I put out my first version of my first novel with no idea what I was doing, or what it would become!
Now one year later the 13th book in my Eternal Dominion series, “Notoriety,” is here for all of you to enjoy, or continue to ignore for those who have yet to give the series a try. That’s right, I am still somehow managing to release a book every month for all of you to enjoy, especially if you have Kindle Unlimited and enjoy having a new book to start every month.

Now today is also the release day for book 4 on Audible, for any of you who have been enjoying the awesome work that Soundbooth Theater (SBT) have been doing with these stories. At the same time, you all should head over to their platform as book 5 is available there for $4.99. That’s right, we are getting ready to go wide with all of Eternal Dominion's Audio books, though we still have to deal with the rules of Audible as the first four were exclusive with them to start. So it will be a while before you can find all of it on SBT’s platform and elsewhere, but moving forward they will always be available first and for the best price through SBT’s store.

So, yeah, a bunch of stuff is coming out today and I hope you all will check it out, as for what to expect when reading/listening. Well, as I said, this is my first series that I have ever written and I certainly have learned a whole lot over the last year since book 1 came out and I will never claim that my story is a masterpiece. That if you like stories with an over powered main character where they get to redo their life while playing a fantasy VRMMORPG with a bunch of friends, you will likely enjoy this series. Though I must advise you that it has a complex fade to black polyamorous relationship that will develop continuously throughout the series. Though if my 74 year old mother can look past that and still enjoy the story for what it is, I think I did something very right, or very wrong.
Oh and to all of my normal readers who want to listen to just the shorts for each book, book 4 and 5’s shorts are up on SBT’s website as well!

Links:
Eternal Dominion book 13
https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0B... (USA)
https://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/B... (UK)
https://www.amazon.de/-/en/gp/product... (DE)
https://www.amazon.com.au/gp/product/... (AUS)
https://www.amazon.ca/gp/product/B0BM... (CAN)
https://www.amazon.fr/gp/product/B0BM... (FR)

Eternal Dominion book 4 audiobook.
https://www.audible.com/pd/Assertions... (USA)
https://www.audible.co.uk/pd/Assertio... (UK)
https://www.audible.de/pd/Assertions-... (DE)
https://www.audible.com.au/pd/Asserti... (AUS)
https://www.audible.ca/pd/Assertions-... (CAN)
https://www.audible.fr/pd/Assertions-... (FR)

Eternal Dominion book 5 audiobook & Books’ 4/5 shorts for free!
https://soundbooththeater.com/team/be...

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Published on December 01, 2022 09:20

Happy Halloween

Happy Halloween to all of you out there who partake in the festivities that surround this day and I hope that you are all safe out there regardless. I wish I had something better crafted for the occasion, but sadly I don’t, perhaps next year will see me remedy this. So for now just enjoy this possible treat of an announcement.

I am currently scheduled to sit down for a casual interview with the StatsOnStats team that will be streamed on Twitch, Sunday November 6th 7PM EST, link below. Now the cool part of this is that as things are currently lined up, the lead narrator for my audiobooks, Zachary Johnson, will be joining as well. It should be fun and I hope a few of you will check it out .https://www.twitch.tv/statsonstats/sc...

Also as always with tomorrow being the first of the month a new book will be out and I can’t wait to see all of your reactions to it.
Link to Book 12 that comes out at midnight!
https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0B... (USA)
https://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/B... (UK)
https://www.amazon.de/-/en/gp/product... (DE)
https://www.amazon.com.au/gp/product/... (AUS)
https://www.amazon.ca/gp/product/B0BJ... (CAN)
https://www.amazon.fr/gp/product/B0BJ... (FR)

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Published on October 31, 2022 19:35