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Ed Wood Wednesdays: The Wood Erotica Odyssey, Part 4 by Greg Dziawer

This week, let's look at a text from the late 1970s and guess if Ed Wood wrote it.
For the last few years, I have been scouring the texts from late '70s Swedish Erotica film magazines, looking for evidence of Ed Wood's participation. Eddie's known magazine credits virtually ceased after 1975, but we have evidence that he was still  cashing checks from Swedish Erotica  right into the summer of 1978. His paystubs from that period bore the euphemistic name "Art Publishers, Inc."
Today, I present to you the entire (uncredited) text from Swedish Erotica film magazine #28. The issue features a pictorial with text entitled "Sweet Alice." Unusually for this series, the pictorial comprises the entire issue. Most of the SE film mags included three to four features apiece and sometimes even a page of short capsule reviews. 
The photos for the pictorial were taken on the set of the corresponding silent 8mm film, also titled "Sweet Alice" and released in 1979 as loop #240 in the Swedish Erotica series. It stars John Holmes and an uncredited Seka. I am deliberately avoiding any textual analysis, because I want you to read the story without any preconceived notions.
Let's go!

Podcast Tuesday: "Pyg-marion"

Don Most and Suzi Quatro on Happy Days.
It's easy in show business to get typecast or pigeonholed. People think of you as one thing, and it's difficult to change their perception. We've all seen this happen to performers. If Carrot Top wanted to become a serious dramatic actor, we'd be skeptical. If Kid Rock suddenly started composing string quartets, we'd have questions.
But the same thing can happen to any of us. Are you the "funny" one in your group? The "serious" one? The "healthy" one? Maybe you mentioned to somebody once that you collected owl figurines, and now that's all you get for every birthday and Christmas! How do you break out of these patterns?
This is the problem that plagues Leather Tuscadero (Suzi Quatro) and Ralph Malph (Don Most) as they embark on a romantic relationship in the Season 6 Happy Days episode "Marion: Fairy Godmother." Leather wants people to think of her as a woman, not just a leather-clad rock goddess. Meanwhile, Ralph wants the world to take him seriously, even though he's a notorious jokester. Can they change their image in time for the big ROTC dance? And can Marion (Marion Ross) turn Leather into a proper lady in just a few days?
These questions and more will be answered when we review "Marion: Fairy Godmother" on the latest episode of These Days Are Ours: A Happy Days Podcast . Join us!

Podcast Tuesday: "Ah, Yes, I Remember It Well"

Tom Bosley and Marion Ross on Happy Days.
When you review every single episode of Happy Days, you really learn to appreciate Tom Bosley and Marion Ross. As loving parents Howard and Marion Cunningham, these two were truly in it for the long haul. While other cast members come and go, Tom and Marion help keep the show connected to its roots. Tom may not have been in the earliest pilot (his part was played by Harold Gould back then), but he was an integral part of the weekly series from 1974 to 1984. Marion, meanwhile, is the single constant presence in Happy Days from that first pilot all the way to the series finale. Even Anson Williams can't say that, since Potsie was conspicuously absent from Joanie and Chachi's wedding.
Important as they are to the show, Howard and Marion don't get too many showcase episodes to call their own. Richie and Fonzie tend to monopolize the airtime, especially in the series' early seasons. That makes Season 6's "Married Strangers," the subject of this week's These Days Are Ours: A Happy Days Podcast, a rarity. The plot revolves around Howard and Marion feuding on their 23rd wedding anniversary. They attempt to rekindle the magic of their early days by meticulously recreating their honeymoon down to the smallest detail. As you might guess, this strategy does not work terribly well.
Contrary to the episode's title, Howard and Marion's problem stems from the fact that they know each other too well. A quote commonly attributed to Mark Twain says that "familiarity breeds contempt and children." The Cunninghams definitely have children, and occasionally they have contempt for each other, too. Not a lot but some. It's to be expected when you spend 23 years together. Luckily, they have a lot of love, too.
Does any of this make for a good episode of Happy Days? You'll have to find out when we review "Married Strangers" this week on These Days Are Ours .