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May 20, 2018

May 2018 Newsletter

The latest issue of my free newsletter went out yesterday, featuring (as always) a brand new short story, this one called “Chick.”


If you’re not a subscriber, you can read it at the below link. From there are handy links to subscribe (I highly recommend it–much more convenient for everyone) and check out previous issues.


https://mailchi.mp/52c98201eb80/the-jeff-strand-newsletter-may-2018


 

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Published on May 20, 2018 13:06

May 19, 2018

Bring Her Back

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My latest novel, Bring Her Back, is now available in a Kindle edition. If you like dead tree versions, the paperback should be out by the end of the month, and if you like really high-end collectible limited edition hardcover dead tree versions, later this year there’ll be a Thunderstorm Books edition.


Frank knows that he’s creepy. There’s nothing he can do about it. His creepiness–along with the fact that his father once killed eleven people in an office shooting—has kept him from ever having a girlfriend.


When he finally works up the nerve to ask Abigail out on a date, after buying flowers from her every day for the past three months, he’s sure she’ll say no. Maybe she’ll even recoil or spit in his face. But she accepts his invitation.


He’s sure it must be a cruel prank. It’s not. These two kind-hearted but weird souls have found each other, and Frank thinks his life is about to change for the better.


But this is not a love story.


This is a tale of revenge and madness.


From the author of Pressure, Blister, and Sick House comes Jeff Strand’s darkest novel yet.


Bring Her Back is like a Jack Ketchum novel packed with dark humor.” – Michael McBride, author of Subhuman.

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Published on May 19, 2018 18:17

May 18, 2018

Welcome to Gleefully Macabre!

[image error]Welcome to my website! Whether you were brought here by interest in my work or a Google search gone terribly wrong, I encourage you to hang around and start clicking away!


My latest novel, Bring Her Back, is now available in a Kindle edition. (Paperback and hardcover coming soon.)


My new YA comedy, How You Ruined My Lifeis available at your local bookstore or from the online retailer of your choice!


Sick House is available in Kindle and paperback editions.


(P.S.: People who leave reviews on Amazon deserve great big hugs!)


Friend me on Facebook !


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Subscribe to my newsletter at MailChimp!

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Published on May 18, 2018 21:00

May 11, 2018

Scares That Care Telethon

Starting at 12:00 noon EST and for the next twenty-four hours, I’ll be in the audience (and sometimes in front of the microphone) at Brian Keene’s 2nd annual Scares That Care telethon. We’re trying to raise $20,000 for Scares That Care. You don’t have to donate all $20,000, but every little bit helps. Get all of the details (including where to listen live!) right here:


http://www.briankeene.com/2018/05/11/2nd-annual-brian-keene-telethon-is-live/

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Published on May 11, 2018 06:51

May 8, 2018

New Novel Done!

This morning I finished my latest novel, Bring Her Back. It’s a tale of revenge and madness, and quite possibly my darkest book.


Unlike many authors who take the “just get the first draft done and worry about fixing it later” approach, I revise constantly as I go, which means that by the time I type “The End” it’s pretty close to the final draft. My team of bloodthirsty proofreaders will attack it while I’m in Pennsylvania for the Scares That Care telethon, and if they don’t say, “Wow, you really wrote some crap here, Jeff,” it should be available very, very soon.


 

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Published on May 08, 2018 18:16

April 29, 2018

Welcome to Gleefully Macabre!

[image error]Welcome to my website! Whether you were brought here by interest in my work or a Google search gone terribly wrong, I encourage you to hang around and start clicking away!


My new YA comedy, How You Ruined My Lifeis available at your local bookstore or from the online retailer of your choice!


My new novel, Sick House, is available now in Kindle and paperback editions.


My new novella, An Apocalypse of Our Own, is also available now in a Kindle and audiobook edition.


And my new short story collection, Everything Has Teethis now out in, yes, a Kindle edition!


(P.S.: People who leave reviews on Amazon deserve great big hugs!)


Friend me on Facebook !


Follow me on Twitter !


Like my Facebook Fan Page!


Friend me on Goodreads!


Subscribe to my newsletter at MailChimp!

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Published on April 29, 2018 21:00

April 9, 2018

My Favorite Things!

The website Speculative Chic does a weekly feature where people share a few of their recent favorite things. This week, I was that person. Check it out:


http://speculativechic.com/2018/04/09/my-favorite-things-with-jeff-strand/

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Published on April 09, 2018 10:11

April 3, 2018

Today!

How You Ruined My Life has been released into the world! I encourage you to march into your favorite local bookstore and pick up a copy, but you can also order it online in…


Paperback!


E-book!


And audio formats!


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Published on April 03, 2018 06:50

March 25, 2018

SICK HOUSE Limited Edition Almost Sold Out!

The Thunderstorm Books deluxe hardcover edition of Sick House is almost gone! Click quickly!!!


http://thunderstormbooks.com/thunderstorm/book/sick-house/


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Published on March 25, 2018 09:37

March 24, 2018

Home!!!

Sleep first. Recap later.


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Published on March 24, 2018 18:06