Timothy Miller's Blog, page 3
March 31, 2025
Holmes the bohemian
Bohemia, bordered on the North by hope, work, and gaiety, on the South by necessity and courage; on the West and East by slander and the hospital.”
--Henry Murger,
La Vie de Bohème
We often think of Sherlock Holmes as the epitome of the scientific mind, "a calculating machine," as Watson calls him. But Watson also acknowledges another side to Holmes: the Bohemian. Here's an excerpt from, aptly enough, A Scandal in Bohemia:

"...while Holmes, who loathed every form of society with his whole Bohe...
March 24, 2025
Plot and subplot plotted
The Veneerings Dinner, by Sol Eytinge“Where does he come from? Shares. Where is he going to? Shares. What are his tastes? Shares. Has he any principles? Shares. What squeezes him into Parliament? Shares. Perhaps he never of himself achieved success in anything, never originated anything, never produced anything? Sufficient answer to all; Shares. O mighty Shares! To set those blaring images so high, and to cause us smaller vermin, as under the influence of henbane or opium, to cry out, night and ...
March 17, 2025
Review: The Versailles Formula
The Versailles Formula starts with an eerie, haunting image: a ghost patters down a long, dark hallway night after night, past a suit of armor, trying in vain to seize its prize, the portrait of an angel--but always vanishing before he wins his goal. Genevieve Sturbridge nee Planche is back. And solving this mystery will only lead to more mysteries, a trail of bodies, and desperate danger.
Genevieve, of course, is the Huguenot heroine with French heritage and British loyalties, with one foot in t...
March 13, 2025
First Book Redux
I've been behind-hand in reminding you about my favorite cause, First Book. With the administration threatening to shut down the department of Eduction, First Book's mission becomes even more vital. And what's the mission?
To put books into the hands of kids who can't afford them.
I know there are a lot of things poor kids need: food, shelter, safety, love. Having grown up in the projects, I have more than a passing acquaintance with those needs. But from an early age, reading was as important to...
March 10, 2025
Review: My Name Is Emilia del Valle
I was afraid the book had gotten away from her. It had gotten away from me, and I thought irretrievably. It begins slowly like one of those austere Chilean warships, becomes unwieldy, and when the engine explodes, I was sure we were going to the bottom. It sailed into port like a hand in a silk glove. But let me try to be a little more prosaic. The titular Emilia del Valle grows up in San Fransisco during the 1890s, the last gasp of the gold rush. Her mother, an Irish girl, was about to take he...
March 3, 2025
Who will play the Sherlocks?
Sherlock Holmes devotees all have an opinion on one crucial question: Who played the best Sherlock? From William Gillette to Benedict Cumberbatch, they will wrangle over every actor who was ever measured for a deerstalker cap. Writers of Sherlock Holmes pastiches have a slightly different question, however:
Who would play my Sherlock best?
Or in my case, my Sherlocks. (Well, it'sConan Doyle's Sherlock, of course, but my transliterations thereof.) And I use the plural because I have written thre...
February 24, 2025
Tom Robbins on writing
Tom Robbins, best known as the author of eight remarkable, subversive novels, died this month at the age of 92. Here's Robbins laying down the rules of writing:
Rules such as "Write what you know," and "Show, don't tell," while doubtlessly grounded in good sense, can be ignored with impunity by any novelist nimble enough to get away with it. There is, in fact, only one rule in writing fiction: Whatever works, works.
--Tom Robbins
May he rest in rebelliousness, riotousness, and redemption.
February 17, 2025
Memory is a dangerous neighborhood
An odd thing happened recently. I was thinking of an old friend who's in the hospital. A song came to mind: the Doobie Brothers' For Someone Special. And then I thought of the first jukebox I first heard the song on (pointed out to me by a friend as the B side of Takin' It to the Streets).
It was the jukebox in the first bar I worked at, over forty years ago in New Orleans, a college bar located in the armpit of Tulane University called The Boot. I could picture that jukebox, its location just ...
February 10, 2025
Inventing astrology
The origins of astrology are cloudy. The sky has been a problem for man eversince the dawn of time, or possibly later that same week. What is the sky? asked primitive man. How far up does it go? What holds it up? How often should it be mowed? Is my neighbor Og’s sky bluer than mine? Does it cross the line into my sky?
Primitive man was extremely territorial.
Early civilizations avoided looking at the sky, afraid that it might get angry and fall on them. Assyrian nobles favored their much taller H...
How astrology was invented
since the dawn of time, or possibly later that same week. What is the sky? asked primitive man. How far up does it go? What holds it up? How often should it be mowed? Is my neighbor Og’s sky bluer than mine? Does it cross the line into my sky?
Primitive man was extremely territorial.
Early civilizations avoided looking at the sky, afraid that it might get angry and fall on them. Assyrian nobles favored their much taller H...


