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The CAPTAIN AMERICA: BRAVE NEW WORLD Honest Trailer.

I’m actually just putting it up for the Epic Voiceover at the end. Good job, Carolyn. Good job.

04/29/2025 Snippet, THE ICE AWAITS.

Almost there

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I had an escort this time when I went to go talk to Chumley, only it didn’t really register for me, you know? The one woman was there because Chumley had switched offices, so I needed a guide. The guy was there to chat up the woman, and he was doing a really, really bad job of it.

Come to think of it, maybe he was trying to chat up the woman. I mean, just because…

Anyway, they finally brought me to a door that was sticky, in both senses of the term. It didn’t open easily, and I didn’t want to touch it with my bare fingers; I wasn’t sure I’d get the top layer of my skin back. Or some of the flesh underneath. I practically jumped through the door as it finally irised itself open, which I think startled my escorts. It startled me. I really didn’t like this base.

‘The One on the Right Is on the Left.’

The One On The Right Is On The Left, Johnny Cash[image error]

#commissionearned

I should know better.

This should be my reaction to THUNDERBOLTS.

And yet… so far, people don’t seem to be hating it. I just want it to be decent, okay?

Well, I’m on antibiotics now.

It’s not as bad as it sounds: it’s pinkeye, again. Eyedrops for me! Fortunately, I apparently caught it early, for once. Still, nobody touch my website and then their eyes until this gets cleared up.

Tweet of the Day, I Am Now Disgusted And Perhaps Even Somewhat Enraged edition.

This could have been… everything.

DC HAD THE OPPORTUNITY TO MAKE AN ADAM WEST BATMAN / GODZILLA MOVIE WITH TOHO AND THEY JUST LEFT THAT ON THE TABLE TRULY THE LATE SIXTIES WAS A TIME WHERE WE ALL LOST OUR WAY https://t.co/U67YLmKDLo

— Ogiel (Moe Lane) (@Ogiel23) April 29, 2025

04/28/2025 Snippet, THE ICE AWAITS.

Getting there…

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…esting one two, testing one two, okay. Okay.

:rough breath:

This is Station Chief Josiah Buckley, authorization Salmaria 45-21-1003, declaring a CHARLIE TANGO HOTEL event, repeat, CHARLIE, TANGO, HOTEL. Nexus of event is at… forty-seven degrees, nine seconds south, one-twenty-six degrees, forty-three seconds west, European Standard Map. Repeat: 4-7, dash 9 south, 1-2-6, dash 4-3 west. Approach nexus with extreme caution. Assume hostile intent. Do not accept private communications. Follow all safety protocols. Record and retransmit, all frequencies.

Message repeats.

This is Station Chief Josiah Buckley…

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‘DragulAPT.’

DJ Cummerbund is kind of my aesthetic. Well. One of them.

‘Wreck Of The Edmund Fitzgerald’

Wreck Of The Edmund Fitzgerald, Gordon Lightfoot

#commissionearned

I am either sick, or having a nasty pollen reaction.

Like, seriously, this could go either way. I’m obviously hoping for pollen, because then it’ll go away once I’ve built up enough Claritin in my system. But if I don’t post anything for a couple of days, that’s why.