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December 10, 2024

Tweet of the Day, Greta NO edition.

Greta Gerwig: Greta YES


Greta Gerwig’s ‘NARNIA’ film begins filming in July 2025.

“It's a very new take… It's all about Rock 'N' Roll,” says Amy Pascal.

(Source: Deadline) pic.twitter.com/FIEFYP8S3K

— DiscussingFilm (@DiscussingFilm) December 10, 2024

My only hope here is that Gerwig loved the Narnia books as much as she did LITTLE WOMEN, growing up. If she did, the movies might actually be… :gingerly, one eye screwed shut, shoulders in an involuntary half-cringe: …maybe okay? Not that I would blame people for betting the other way.

In the meantime, check out some of the comments to that post. There is hootage going on there.

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Published on December 10, 2024 08:48

I am sorry to break it to you…

…but this short movie is as cute as heck.

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Published on December 10, 2024 05:19

December 9, 2024

‘Feliz Navidad.’

Feliz Navidad, Jose Feliciano

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Published on December 09, 2024 20:40

Video of the Day, Full Contact Inner-Demon Confrontation Edition!

Sorry, but STAR TREK: LOWER DECKS is some of my favorite Star Trek. It just is.

Heh. Also, this reminds me of a scene from FROZEN DREAMS. I had one character’s whose method of fighting demonic possession was to yank a hunk of the demon out of the possessed person and start beating it senseless, until the demon decided of its own free will that it had somewhere else to be right now…

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Published on December 09, 2024 20:30

12/09/2024 Snippet, PICKMAN’S MODELS.

The Bad Week!

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He didn’t need to ask her what she meant by the term. “As well as we could. We managed to get all but one of the surviving domes under lockdown, but the mutineers in Bloch Dome had somehow managed to disable the HVAC control, so we had to go in and stun them by hand. That was Hell.”

By now the memory didn’t suddenly flash into his brain. It ambled in, almost comfortably: They were still in the life-support tubes when the mutineers stumbled upon them. Tobias’s team had been offered no quarter by their foes, and it was all that Tobias could do to keep his troops from responding in kind. He’d had to stun one of his own team to keep her from strangling a stringy-haired maniac after they’d finally dragged him off the soldier he’d been disemboweling with a rusty saw.

“Stunners? You were lucky, Commander. We had no stunners, no pacification gas after the first week — the fool that Bruno replaced saw to that! — and not enough hibernation drugs. But when our rebels had been taken? Oh, we had knives. Such a helpful crowd control measure, knives. Cheap, simple, no power, no moving parts. Just an edge and a throat.”

Reithner’s eyes may have been open, but they were looking at nothing in the room. “They cycled us all through crowd control at first, you know. And we all did it. Even Bruno took a turn, slicing the throats of those too violent and insane to trust. But you could tell right away who among us hated it, and who did not. The ones who did not somehow found themselves on the rotation more often. They even volunteered! And we did not forbid them.”

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Published on December 09, 2024 19:16

It’s Christmas! Give the gift of me!

You can:

Buy my books! You can even give them to others as Christmas gifts. Spread the word of my words! Buy my RPG material ! Okay, that’s more a ‘you’ gift than a ‘you give to others’ gift. That should change after the Backerkit next year.Buy my audiobook! Also giftable to others. And yes, I want to make more audiobooks. Subscribe to my Patreon ! Only a dollar. Review my books ! Not just on Amazon. Goodreads would be nice, too. Particularly if you liked GHOSTS ON AN ALIEN WIND. Also: actual text reviews help a whole bunch. Buy stuff using my Amazon links ! Every little bit helps.

…I really do hate marketing, but this is how the sausage is made.

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Published on December 09, 2024 16:08

12/09/2024 Snippet, BANSHEE BEACH.

Time-delay joke!

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“Don’t worry about it,” I told her. “We don’t always do that, either. You can’t go around thinking…” I abruptly shut up.

“That the big, bad Dominion ambassador of the North can’t be looking everywhere, surely?” I would have said her smile was melancholy, except Dominion Archmages are supposedly allergic to the stuff. “You’d be right, too. Except sometimes she can.” She took a drag. “I’m sure she enjoys those little moments when it’s unnecessary. A meal and a walk along the boardwalk is probably as much time as she can hope for. Ah, this is my hotel.”

I gave it a peer. The Cochimi Ritz wasn’t as flashy as the Xanadu, but it looked… cozier. Probably quieter. Absolutely I wouldn’t be able to get past the front door if I had a signed note from the King. Or if they had a sudden bout of ‘dead body in the library.’ That skeleton key lets me in everywhere.

“It suits you, ‘Betty.’” I gave her a nice little bow, because Lucas can kiss a hand, and not look ridiculous. “Enjoy the rest of your evening. Will you be here long?”

“For a while, Mr. Vargas, for a while. Thank you for dessert and the walk, by the way. I found it restful. I’m sure I’ll see you around.”

I waited until she was half up the stairs. “You, too! Oh, and there was just one other thing…”

She turned to me, quizzical. “Yes, Mr. Vargas?”

I gave her my best smirk. “Don’t call me Shirley.”

That might have been the first time I’ve ever heard the Banshee laugh.

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Published on December 09, 2024 15:27

My ego-Google Alert today took an alarming turn.

Welp.

…turns out that ‘Moe Lane’ is a geographical location, as well as my nom de plume. Still, it’s a helluva thing to spring on a man. Also:

It Wasn’t Me, Shaggy

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Published on December 09, 2024 11:24

December 8, 2024

‘Hark! The Herald Angels Sing.’

Hark! The Herald Angels SingJewel

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Published on December 08, 2024 20:50

12/08/2024 Snippet, TIMMY AND THE BAD PLACE.

I really need to do more research on Hallmark movies, but I kinda don’t want to. But I need to. The things I do for my art…

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Usually, you found people who didn’t want to be found in the bad parts of town, but there weren’t any bad parts of town. Not really. When they showed Timmy one, the only difference was that there were a couple of newspapers on the ground, a few garbage bags against a dumper, and an oil can with a fire in it. Timmy had been in places where people would vacation here.

Talking to the local bums didn’t help, either. They didn’t know anything, hadn’t seen anything, and always started out talking gruff but then would stop and suddenly be all warm and fuzzy. The weirdest thing? None of them smelled bad. Bums were supposed to smell bad, because they never had soap.

Timmy didn’t look down on bums for that. There’d been lots of times he didn’t have soap, either. But these guys did. Or maybe they just don’t get smelly, he thought, and tried not to shudder.He’d searched the area for an hour before giving up. Frostvale Pines wasn’t big, so he’d been thorough, but wherever this guy was, he was hiding really well. Timmy was starting to wonder whether there was even a guy in the first place. One thing he had learned quick in life was that adults could be wrong. Like, a lot.

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Published on December 08, 2024 20:46