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How to have a better lifestyle? The 5th point is so funny and 7th will surely amaze you.

Promotions…! Isn’t it something that you always look opportunities for? Of course, you do but lemme warn you that these pieces of advice are only implemented for the sloths. I mean not the bear sloth obviously. They can’t even read my blog, because they don’t have an internet connection, maybe. I don’t know if they have it or not. Fuck it… We are here to discuss lifestyle. So, how to have a better lifestyle? Good question. Isn’t it? Do I have to wonder why am I surrounded by people who are so different from each other? And the best part is that all of them are growing. That’s interesting, but also makes me feel jealous because, I am not the only person growing, so I cannot be bossy around them. Ya, that’s true. So, after falling deep into the groves of my thoughts, I found out that I was growing. No, it is not funny this time. I am serious. I am growing. I mean, the people around me are lagging behind me. Wow…! Now that’s what makes me feel bossy, I mean feel proud. And, this is where I get the answer to the question, “How to have a better lifestyle?” Anyway, what would you like to know about? The story behind this discovery (which would be very disappointing) or you wanna jump to the main point and learn how to make your lifestyle better. Yes, my friends, today we will tell you how can you be the best among all the people you know. Just stay connected with us and our sponsors… I am so sorry. Actually, I also want to be a TV anchor. So… I know you don’t mind and understand me. So, promotion is what I was talking about. We seek promotion in everything that we do. We promote our income. We promote our car. We promote our servants. We promote our fridge, our sofa, our TV, girlfriend and whatnot. What we have never tried to promote is the way of our living, which is in general called lifestyle, which is the core need of your life. I know it sounds strange, but this is the harsh reality of most of humanity. They are sloths, not the bear one… yes… you go that right. So, here we go. Come let’s dive in and learn how to have a better lifestyle. Also, to have a better lifestyle it is very important to use the best quality products. I’ve got you everything that you need to have a better lifestyle. You can click on the buy link to buy those lifestyle products and also avail special discounts. 1. Sleep in dark rooms: Light is the biggest enemy of the thing that retrieves your energy, sleep. And sleep is as important as having food in your life. This is one of the most important parts of your lifestyle, where people lag these days, which leads them to some severe diseases. So, to have a better lifestyle, it is very important for you to have enough sleep as per your age. Sleeping in dark rooms is one of the best ways to fall asleep because darkness enables the pineal gland to secrete more and more melatonin, which is the hormone responsible for sleep. So, it is always suggested to sleep in a dark room and also not to be exposed to blue light before sleep. 2. Set before schedule alarms: I know you are someone who needs to improve your lifestyle or you are reading this to suggest someone, then one thing I am very sure about and that is, that you’re a snoozer. You wanna wake up at 8’O clock in the morning, you set an alarm for 8’O clock, but you end up waking up at 9 or 9:30 and then in the rush of going to work, you don’t take a bath or skip your breakfast. This is not done, you lazy reader. So, I won’t ask you to change your habit, I’ll ask you to preponed this drama and set an alarm for an hour before you actually wanna wake up. This is a way, you can have a better lifestyle and also save your mates from dying due to the bad odour of your body, as you were not used to taking baths. 3. Drink water in the morning: You should have a habit of drinking at least two glasses of water before you start your day. Especially, if you are habituated of having tea or coffee in the morning then this is a must-have thing to do for you. Drinking water wakes you up properly and also improves your digestion. 4. Never skip your breakfast: Skipping your breakfast is a sin, that you will have to answer your body for, at work. When your body will demand work and you will have no option, but to burn your fat, you will have to answer your body, why the hell did you skip breakfast today? Also, it is suggested to do some exercise before breakfast, as this wakes up all the parts of your body, so the breakfast you have, won’t just be stored in the stomach but will be absorbed by all parts of the body, which is a very good thing. 5. Make your bed after you wake up: An accomplishment in the morning can keep you inspired throughout the day. Given that, you’ve just woke up so you cannot win over Pakistan at this moment, so you can just make your bed tidy after you leave it. This is an accomplishment. If you have done it, you should feel special about yourself, coz this is something that everybody can’t do. Trust me, even I can’t and not even my girlfriend can. 6. Take a hot water shower: I know, you must be thinking I am a fool. I mean who would choose cold water if they have a geyser in their bathroom. Well, if you think so, I don’t care. Hahaha…! Taking a cold-water shower opens all the nodes of the brain and improves circulation in your body, which leads to a better immune system. 7. Try brushing your teeth with your non-dominant hand: You want to improve your lifestyle, right? So, you need to have an all-around development. Try to brush your teeth with your left hand, if you are a right-handed person like me, and vice-versa. This will train your brain. I have tried this technique, after which, my stupid brain acts smart more than often and pulls me out of many situations. 8. Try flossing: Flossing is the bitch that hates brushing. But this bitch is amazingly beneficial for the gums and teeth. Using this bitch, can get you an upgraded standard and reduce your dentist appointments. (Buy flosser) 9. Make a list before shopping: If you are not prepared for anything it is obvious for you to make mistakes. Am I right? Of course, I am. So, it is important for you to make a shopping list before you go out to buy things. and if ignore this advice, I am very sure you are gonna pick so many items which are of no use to you but gets your money, very well used by the stores. So, please make a list, this advice is for you. Yes, you…! 10. Stop keeping a wallet in your back pocket: Keeping the wallet in your ass, I mean near your ass, in the back pocket, not just makes your ass look weird, but also causes and wallet sciatica and sciatic neuropathy, which can lead to pain in your ass and might also be a reason for numbness in your ass and legs. So, do not keep a wallet in your back pocket, find a new place. 11. Don’t drink, eat your fruit: When you do the sin, it’s not just you who pays for it, your customers are pay for it. Yes, you are a customer and you pay for the sin of the brands. All the fruit juices are packed with added sugar and preservatives, which I hope you know is not beneficial for you. So, eat your fresh fruits rather buying them. 12. Take the stairs: If your house is not on the ground floor, then congratulations. Oh! Actually no, you can take a lift to go upstairs. I didn’t think about that, and it would be great if you too forget that there’s a lift in your building. Take the stairs, to stay fit and also to show off that you are health conscious and teach others how to have a better lifestyle. And don’t be jealous of me as I have a duplex and my room in on the ground floor. 13. Always carry water: Carrying water for yourself won’t just make others feel that you can actually afford so many mineral water bottles, but will also help you in not letting your body to dehydrate. And you must be knowing what dehydration is. It is excessive loss of water from your body, not while peeing, but Ya, while pissing off. So, no matter how your body gets dehydrated, just have a bottle of water to keep your body hydrated. I must tell you that the water is to drink, that is what hydrating your body means if you’ve not been taking stress about how can you take a bath with a just bottle of water.

This Never Happens To Me

Walking over the bloodshed of the fallen leaves in the breezy noise of the non-grimy dusk, a girl enters the frame, the noisy poem errands to the poem of silence, then with a sweet shy grin looks into the eyes of mine and falls in love with me. No...! This never happens to me. Travelling in a local bus in Delhi, the beautiful girl sitting next to me holds my hands and says, “There is a very hot coffee shop like me on the next stop. Maybe we can catch up for a cup of coffee and then...” No...! This never happens to me. A beautiful girl sitting adjacent to me in an auto, the auto takes a sharp turn and the girl falls on me, her hairs are flying on my face, she feels shy, Goosebumps are on its peak, the girl assembles herself and I put her hairs behind her ear, then she melts in my arms and says, “You are so caring, I have started liking you.” NO...! This never happens to me. I write a post on the social media, I keep on checking for its number of views, for the whole day there are negligible views, I annoyingly shut my laptop and go to sleep, next morning I see myself to be a discussion on the social media. No...! This never happens to me. An officer at a government official asks for a bribe to an old man, the old man feels helpless, I feel angry, I walk into the cabin and the officer sands from his seat looking at my bold aggressive face, encouraged by the slow-motion walk, the old man folds his hands, I hold him and make him sit in the sofa, then with a mixture of expressions fives a long speech, the speech is ended and so has the corruption. No...! This never happens to me. Walking solitary on the road again, a Rolls Royce car joins the walk, I stop, the car stops parallel, a man in black steps out of the front door of the car and reveals the fact that my father is a multibillionaire and this fact was yet hidden for me. No...! This never happens to me. Travelling in a train, some goons come to my compartment, in front of me sitting is a beautiful girl, the goons start teasing her, I get furious and smash them out of the train, the girl embraces me and falls in love with me. No...! This never happens to me. I simply apply for some jobs on the internet, and I get three jobs at a time, I start a blog for fun, I get huge traffic and ads on the blog and start earning from the blog, I write a book to fulfil the thirst of my passion and the book gets published. No...! This never happens to me. Or let me think, this time it happened to me. I applied for a job and I got three job offers. I started a blog and I started earning money from it. I wrote a book and the book is now published. This time, it really happened to me. ‘This never happened to me’ is like the game ‘Never have I ever’ and according to this game you must also let us know what did happen to you and what didn’t happen to you. There is no such life which doesn’t have adventure and thrill. It might happen that these elements might have been paused for a while but its blockage is a rare thing to see. So, I am sure you are having a lot more story to tell. Come tell me your story like this and the good ones will be published in this article. So, get going and open up your stories here.

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