Francesca Astraea's Blog, page 7
December 23, 2022
Happy new year!
Got you with that title!
Well, lads, the year is nearly over. For people observing the winter solstice as a religious/spiritual festival, we’re already into the new year. I quite like that idea, that you follow your new year’s celebrations with a couple of bank holidays. It makes January feel less daunting. There’s so much pressure on NEW YEAR’S RESOLUTIONS NEW YEAR NEW YOU IT WILL BE THE BEST YET IF YOU BUY/DEPRIVE YOURSELF OF ALL THESE THINGS AND LET’S START IN JANUARY, THE LONGEST AND GREY...
December 15, 2022
Standard Reminder I Have Things You Can Gift This Holidaytimes
As we are nearing COMMERCIAL HEAVEN WINTER TIMES, I thought I’d share a few places you can pick up my work, if you are in the market for gifts this COMMERCIAL HOLIDAY OF YOUR CHOICE.
Here’s a list of ebook and paperback retailers where you can find The Princess and the Dragon and Other Stories About Unlikely Heroes (including Waterstones online, which is cool huh). I’m not doing any events this year so I can’t sign them before/when you buy, but you’re welcome to print this out as proof that I hope the recipient likes the book: HI RECEPIENT ENJOY THIS BOOK I HOPE YOU LIKE THE CLIFFHANGER XOXO
https://francescaswords.com/2020/12/1...
If someone who’s good at TikTok could share this on there, that would be grand. I’m told that’s the place to go for YA fantasy, but unfortunately I am these days a cave dweller with seventy two upcoming deadlines, so I’ll leave the social medias to the Youth.
November 30, 2022
In which I made the November Cakes and I’m so pleased with myself I’m telling the internet
Hello!
Do you remember how, a few weeks ago, I spoke about my hopeful plans for November and they included baking an extremely tricky, sticky batch of November Cakes?
WELL I DID IT AND IT TURND OUT OKAY
I was so surprised and also so in doubt I’ll make them again that I took a photo:

Ignore the pools of glaze. You’re meant to roll the dough into a cinnamon swirl shape that the glaze pools in, but I couldn’t because I was using a reusable coffee cup for a rolling pin and the dough ...
November 3, 2022
November Plans *autumn leaf emoji*
Hello! What are you looking forward to this November? I am pleasantly surprised that I’m actually quite enthusiastic. A few years ago I couldn’t get excited about October or November, because they mean ~ winter is coming ~ but I have recovered from this misconception. Partly because climate change means winter arrives in March, and partly because October and November are brilliant. This month I am planning: to read The Scorpio Races actually in November for the first time ever; make November cak...
October 23, 2022
Thoughts on other people’s cold remedies. Also it has been raining
Good morning, if it is still the morning when I post this. The odds of it being this morning when you read it are slim, but maybe you are catching up on your internet based light entertainment on your Monday commute.
If you drive to work, please stop reading.
How are we? Autumn in Uni City has once again proven itself to be, in equal parts: colourful, misty and extremely, noisily, rainy. The sort where your bag won’t dry and then you realise that it was never truly up to the job of keepin...
September 30, 2022
In which I am a bit nerdy in museums, talk a lot about coffee and have two autumn equinoxes because one isn’t enough
Hello and happy September! And happy autumn! I adore this time of year, except for a) when it rains literal buckets while you are at the bus stop and b) when you get the dates of the equinox confused. This year I had two equinoxes. Not mad about it.
How has your September been? Mine has been really good actually. On holiday I learnt what a Zombie cocktail is, did actually learn what a paddle board is and how to use one, met some excellent cats and far too many people were nice to me on my bir...
August 31, 2022
Schlupping Off
Hello!
How has August been treating you? I feel like it has been a month of either being so hot I can’t move to leave the house or being rained on so drastically I don’t want to leave the house.
I don’t have too much to catch you up on – most of August has involved travelling, moving, travelling and, just to spice things up, preparing to travel. I sort of love it though, even if it does mean I spend too much time thinking about the logistics of laundry. It’s been a month since I stopped up...
July 31, 2022
Chilling Out in Crete
Hello and happy it’s-basically-August! How are you?
I’m doing well, cheers for asking. I’ve spent the last month in Crete, making friends with local cats, learning what the accusative case is – well, almost learning – and successfully asking for both wine and orange juice in Greek. Not at the same time, yet.
Tomorrow I am up at stupid o’clock to make my way home, so today I have been trying to figure out where the time went and also trying to figure out how to pack a jug of raki into my c...
June 9, 2022
On slowing down, whether you want to or not
I am writing to you from the grass on a little green in town. SUMMER IS HERE. I did realise – after I’d scanned the area carefully and sat down – that I was right next to a fag end, and it might be about to rain, but still. SUMMER. I even brought coffee and sandwiches:

Today I am thinking about slow living, and how I really like it. Sitting on the grass with a sandwich, metaphorically and...
Google Play discount for PATD!
Just a quick heads up that The Princess and the Dragon and Other Stories About Unlikely Heroes is just £4.99 on Google Play at the moment!
Here you go: https://play.google.com/store/books/d...