Maverick Alexander's Blog, page 2
March 6, 2020
Darbyshire: It's Not Your Fault
It's almost time for the second installment in the Darbyshire series, It's Not Your Fault. Currently, it is available for preorder on Amazon Kindle (which can be viewed on any device, including any Apple device using iOS, by simply downloading the Kindle app on the App Store. Maverick Alexander has raised the bar with this beautifully executed piece of nonsense. Darbyshire: It's Not Your Fault Buy Now
Published on March 06, 2020 15:30
September 22, 2019
Darbyshire: Welcome to the Jungle
Greetings from Darbyshire, a town in which wacky and offensive characters struggle mightily against the nature of modernity. “Welcome to the Jungle” is the first installment in the Darbyshire series, and introduces a handful of the fictitious municipality’s inhabitants in ferociously punchy short stories. Darbyshire is a series of meme-grade, literary hail Marys. Like a funhouse mirror, the tales warp the depressing reality of the modern world into something so exceptionally gay, even stoic loggers and dry seamen will drop their faggots and forget about their crabs as they attempt to retard their titillation. The derisive and hyperbolic storytelling perfectly encapsulates the nonsense of popular culture, and no matter which story you find most engaging, this much is true: there are only two fundamental reactions one can have to the Darbyshire series. Some will enjoy the ride, while others angrily blog on the finer points of life not being fair. In the city of Darbyshire, the anthropomorphized animals of Maverick Alexander’s imagination routinely find themselves in catastrophically unfortunate situations, however, despite the fantastical storytelling, most everything rhymes with reality. This zeitgeist-capturing chronicling is littered with empirically important parables of time travelers impressing Chinese tourists, heavyset train-wrecks filing workplace sexual harassment claims, volunteer crossing guards thwarting small-scale human trafficking operations, and terminally depressed narcissists swiping on dating apps—It’s a melodious symphony of nonstop nonsense, nothing short of a ceaseless crescendo. Choose from 8 stunning layouts Your Wix Blog comes with 8 beautiful layouts. From your blog's settings, choose the layout that’s right for you. For example, a tiled layout is popular for helping visitors discover more posts that interest them. Or, choose a classic single column layout that lets readers scroll down and see your post topics one by one. Every layout comes with the latest social features built in. Readers can easily share posts on social networks like Facebook and Twitter and view how many people have liked a post, made comments and more. Add media to your posts When creating your posts you can: Upload images or GIFs Embed videos and music Create galleries to showcase a media collection Customize the look of your media by making it widescreen or small and easily align media inside your posts. Hashtag your posts Love to #hashtag? Good news! You can add tags (#vacation #dream #summer) throughout your posts to reach more people. Why hashtag? People can use your hashtags to search through content on your blog and find the content that matters to them. So go ahead and #hashtag away!
Published on September 22, 2019 12:33
September 19, 2019
Darbyshire: Welcome to the Jungle
Greetings from Darbyshire, a town in which wacky and offensive characters struggle mightily against the nature of modernity. “Welcome to the Jungle” is the first installment in the Darbyshire series, and introduces a handful of the fictitious municipality’s inhabitants in ferociously punchy short stories.
Published on September 19, 2019 03:14