I have stumbled upon a sure-fire way for writers to make themselves feel beautiful.(This probably only works for women writers, but hey, the guys don't have to worry about being beautiful anyway.)
Step one: have revisions due on a certain date.
Step two: ascertain that you will not make this date unless you give up several things in your life like showering or grooming.
Step three: repeat step two for several days.
Step four: by the time you finish your revisions you will resemble the troll-like fig
Published on May 28, 2009 11:18