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Tidbit Tuesday 5 November 2019

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“I’m sorry,” Christy apologized. “I came from somewhere else. I fell out of the sky. I’m sorry about your—whatever you said. I’ll help you fix it if you’d like.”
“You smell tres terrible! Mon dieu! Come, we must draw you a bath, and zen we must punish you for crushing my flowers! Toot sweet now!”
The maid led Christy to a beautiful backyard where she pumped water into a large metal tub. She added sweet-smelling bath salts to the water.
“Ze bath salts I make myself from essences of dried flowers in zis very garden,” the Mouse Maid bragged, pleased with herself. “Zey will soften your skin and make you smell pretty.”
~Cie for Naughty Netherworld Press~
This Tidbit comes from Naughty Netherworld Press' latest WIP, Duchess Daisy Delphinium's Garden of Erotic Delights. At the end of Paraji's Prisoners, the occupants of Base Lust-69 were thrown through various wormholes when the volcano that the base was housed in erupted. Christy Ferdinand found herself in a beautiful garden being scolded by an impatient Mouse Maid. 

Rainbow Snippets 2 November 2019

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The Rainbow Snippets group on Facebook provides authors with an opportunity to share a six-sentence snippet of their own LGBT fiction, or to share an LGBT book rec from their blog or website.
This snippet comes from Naughty Netherworld Press' newest WIP, Duchess Daisy Delphinium's Garden of Erotic Delights. Our protagonist, the fair Christy Ferdinand, has fallen through a wormhole and found herself in the middle of a beautiful flower patch being confronted by an angry Mouse Maid.
When Christy came to, she was in a beautiful garden. As she sat up and attempted to get her bearings, she was approached by an attractive yet angry slender young black woman in a French maid’s dress wearing a headband adorned with large gray felt mouse ears. The woman swatted Christy with a broom.
“You clumzee oaf!” the angry maid declared with a thick French accent. “You have brutalized my bougainvillea! Ze mistress will be most displease!”
~Cie for Naughty Netherworld Press~

Weekend Writing Warriors 3 November 2019 (ER, FA, LGBT, RO)

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With a roaring explosion, Base Lust-69 fractured into pieces as the erupting volcano spewed lava. Christy was enclosed in a protective bubble generated by the Djinn Queen Eja and the fairies Larissa and Rune. She held hands with her werewolf friend Tiffany and their new companion Ka, a fox maiden.
The bubble was thrown from the volcano and bounced along the ashy ground as burning projectiles of molten rock slammed against it, sending it rolling in first one direction and then another. Christy, Ka, and Tiffany huddled together, trying not to scream. Then, one of the flying projectiles struck the bubble, slamming it into one of the wormholes which had formed when Mistress Nyx struck the black button on the Xcargon drive responsible for powering the base.
The bubble burst open inside the wormhole, which branched off in three directions. Queen Ece, Larissa, and Rune were drawn down the central path, Ka and Tiffany were drawn down the right-hand path, and Christy was pulled alone down the left-hand path.
Christy was surrounded by a whooshing, wailing darkness in which she could sometimes make out nebulous, malevolent shapes. Fear and disorientation overwhelmed her, and she fainted.
~Cie for Naughty Netherworld Press~

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Notes:THIS SNIPPET COMES FROM THE NEWEST INSTALLMENT IN THE CARNAL INVASION SERIES: NAUGHTY NETHERWORLD FAIRYTALES: DUCHESS DAISY DELPHINIUM'S GARDEN OF EROTIC DELIGHTS.

This newest WIP follows the lusty adventures of Carnal Invasion favorite, Christy Ferdinand, when she is drawn through a wormhole to an exotic wonderland in her quest to reunite with her friends following the destruction of Base Lust-69 at the end of Paraji's Prisoners.

Tidbit Tuesday 29 October 2019

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This Tidbit finds the Marquis Ciaran Kabral boldly introducing himself to Alien and Supernatural Search squadron agent Dale Dicking.
The Marquis ran a long, slender finger over Dale’s cheek.
“My good man, I am an artist and you have a most comely countenance,” he complimented, regarding Dale with obvious appreciation. “Might I have the pleasure of sketching you?”
“Um…yes, certainly,” Dale replied, blushing. “I…um…I’d like that. I must warn you, though, I’m not a model, so I hope you won’t be disappointed or anything.”
“I will be the judge of your worthiness as a subject,” the Marquis countered, his piercing green eyes seeming to look directly into Dale’s soul. “You are a man of great mystery and great untapped power. I believe that there is much that you and I can accomplish together.”
~Cie for Naughty Netherworld Press~
Will this be the last Tidbit we share from Castle Necros? It's due for publication in just two days--Halloween 2019! 
Up Next: Carnal Invasion XVII: Duchess Daisy Delphinium’s Garden of Erotic Delights
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~Cie for Naughty Netherworld Press~

Rainbow Snippets 26 October 2019

The Rainbow Snippets group on Facebook provides authors with an opportunity to share a six-sentence snippet of their own LGBT fiction, or to share an LGBT book rec from their blog or website.
The following snippet is from Naughty Netherworld Press' forthcoming release, Castle Necros, which is the sixteenth installment in the Carnal Invasion series. It is due for release on Halloween 2019.
We find Marquis Ciaran Kabral, lord of Castle Necros, talking to the demon Lucifer, who was inadvertently summoned by Lleu Redgrave, a startlingly naive Irish vampire.
Marquis Kabral gripped Lucifer’s shoulder.
“Lucifer, old man, I relent,” he said. “There is great kindness in you despite your fearsome reputation. I will join you for this dreadful wedding of two tremendously odious souls. I will drink their wormwood wine and perhaps manage to slip in a few carefully worded barbs for a few deserving sorts. Now, why don’t the lot of you follow me into the main palace where we can refresh ourselves and discuss the particulars of your presence here and what I can do for you.”
~Cie for Naughty Netherworld Press~

Weekend Writing Warriors 27 October 2019 (ER, FA, LGBT, SF)

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“Well, my boy, sometimes when you ask for the rest, you are lucky enough to get the best. However, the Enchanters of Lwiqsyz are a testy and judgmental lot, and I fear they would tear you limb from limb figuratively if not literally. Ah, you, Witch Queen, you are a powerful sorceress with regal bearing! Would you consider attending the wedding of Master Necromancer Uhlrix Goodfellow to Master Soulbinder Tackfellow Nekron with me?”
“I beg your pardon, your Infernal Worship, but the only thing I desire at this moment is a fainting couch!” Leah replied. “I fell through a wormhole and was very nearly shot into space!”
“I can go with you, Lord Lucifer,” Lleu insisted. “I clean up nicely, so I’m told.”
~Cie for Naughty Netherworld Press~
Notes:This is a snippet from Castle Necros, the sixteenth installment in the Carnal Invasion series. It is due for release on Halloween 2019.
Lleu Redgrave, a vampire not particularly adept at summoning demons, has inadvertently summoned Lucifer while attempting to summon a minor demon to assist him and his companions after they fell through a wormhole at the end of Paraji's Prisoners. Lucifer is hoping to find a date to the wedding of a pair of odious sorcerers and no-one appears to be keen to take him up on his offer.
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Tidbit Tuesday 22 October 2019

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The following Tidbit is from Castle Necros, the sixteenth installment in the Carnal Invasion series. Castle Necros is due for publication on Halloween 2019.
In this Tidbit, Lucifer has been inadvertently summoned to Castle Necros by Lleu Redgrave, a strikingly naive Irish vampire. 
“My good fellow, you are a very young soul in a very old body,” Lucifer demurred. “I would not subject you to the Enchanters of Lwiqsyz for all of the wisdom of Heaven and Hell. However, as I am in a generous frame of mind, I will gladly attend your sister’s wedding with you.”
“Begging your pardon, Your Infernal Glory, but my sister has been dead for centuries,” the startled Lleu revealed. “Mate, where did you get the idea that I was summoning a demon to go to my long-dead sister’s wedding with me?”
“Why, that was the foremost thing in your mind, my good fellow. A dreadful worry about not being able to find anyone to accompany you to your sister’s wedding, and her bestowing upon you a most contentious tongue-lashing about being a neer-do-well and a drunkard.”
“My sister was a soulless social climber with a caustic wit and a razor tongue,” Lleu sighed. “It does not surprise me that her demands that I find a companion to bring with me to her wedding lest I shame my questionable family still prey upon my unfortunate mind. I deeply apologize to you, Your Infernal Majesty.”
“It is no trouble at all, my dear boy. Perhaps by revealing this boil on your psyche, you will be free to heal from it.”
~Cie for Naughty Netherworld Press~
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Weekend Writing Warriors 20 October 2019 (ER, FA, LGBT, SF)

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“It happened when you entered the tower unattended by authorized personnel,” Ciaran explained. “A bit of an overzealous anti-theft device created for me by a friend from the stars. Should you find yourself in the same predicament in the future, simply hit that button. Ah, Lucifer, a pleasure to see you. However, the answer is still no. I find the Enchanters of Lwiqsyz a boring lot on their best day. Perhaps you should ask the chap who summoned you if he would consider accompanying you.”
“I’m sorry, Lord Lucifer, I didn’t intend to summon you,” Lleu apologized, giving a low bow. “I was trying to summon one of your lackeys.”
~Cie for Naughty Netherworld Press~
Notes:This is a snippet from Naughty Netherworld Press' current WIP, Castle Necros, which is the sixteenth book in the Carnal Invasion series. It is due for publication on Halloween 2019.
Lleu Redgrave is an 807-year-old vampire who is not particularly adept at summoning demons.
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Weekend Writing Warriors 13 October 2019 (ER, FA, LGBT, SF)

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At that moment, a very tall man with long brown hair, a neat beard and mustache, iridescent green eyes and a glowing green jewel in the middle of his forehead strode casually into the room. With one long finger, he pressed a button with a large X engraved in the center. The room stopped shaking as the engines powered down. The man had an amused look on his face as he extended his hand to Leah.
“Welcome to Castle Necros,” he greeted. “I am your host, the Marquis Ciaran Kabral.”
“Leah La Sirene, witch queen of New Orleans,” Leah returned in a subdued voice. “I do humbly apologize for nearly launching your tower into space. I am not quite sure how it happened.”
~Cie for Naughty Netherworld Press~
This snippet is part of Team Netherworld's current WIP, Castle Necros, which is due for release on Kindle on Halloween 2019. Our hapless adventurers have found themselves in a foreboding dark tower which began making preparations for takeoff when they entered.Castle Necros is the sixteenth book in the Carnal Invasion series.
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