David Wasserman's Blog, page 36

returning to my home state of CT to do some stand up at @SeaTeaImprov on Sunday, 4/29 at 7pm - let's see what 10 years in New York has done to my Connecticut etiquette #Hartford

returning to my home state of CT to do some stand up at @SeaTeaImprov on Sunday, 4/29 at 7pm - let's see what 10 years in New York has done to my Connecticut etiquette #Hartford

RT for the night crew: I wrote some weird but useful planting instructions to help get everybody’s #pleaseplantthisbook gardens growing. Let’s get weird together at http://www.francisdaulerio.com/please... …

RT for the night crew: I wrote some weird but useful planting instructions to help get everybody’s #pleaseplantthisbook gardens growing. Let’s get weird together at http://www.francisdaulerio.com/pleaseplantthisbook …

I'm excited to announce that a book of my poems, Tiny Footcrunch, is being published and released by @UnsolicitedP on April 30th! I can't wait for everyone to read it. Unlock poetry this #NationalPoetryMonth http://tinyurl.com/y7b22mrg #amwriting #poetry

I'm excited to announce that a book of my poems, Tiny Footcrunch, is being published and released by @UnsolicitedP on April 30th! I can't wait for everyone to read it. Unlock poetry this #NationalPoetryMonth
http://tinyurl.com/y7b22mrg 
#amwriting #poetry #tinyfootcrunch pic.twitter.com/YI5wIa71OO

"Are you caesura?"There was a pause."Yes, Poet, give us allegory details," said Reader.#amwriting #poetry #badpuns

"Are you caesura?"
There was a pause.
"Yes, Poet, give us allegory details," said Reader.
#amwriting #poetry #badpuns

“I just start kissing them. It’s like a magnet. Just kiss. I don’t even wait. And when you’re a star, they let you do it. You can do anything. Grab ’em by the pussy. You can do anything.” ~President Trump https://twitter.com/nbcnews/status/97...

“I just start kissing them. It’s like a magnet. Just kiss. I don’t even wait. And when you’re a star, they let you do it. You can do anything. Grab ’em by the pussy. You can do anything.” ~President Trump https://twitter.com/nbcnews/status/979829565551005701 …

Start within. #acceptance #poetry #amwritingpic.twitter.com/Q0Y7XPt76w

Start within. #acceptance #poetry #amwriting pic.twitter.com/Q0Y7XPt76w

All these ballfields on #OpeningDay are oh so #VeryGreen so naturally . . . @TreeHouseBrewCo @RedSoxpic.twitter.com/aZoWLh14lV

All these ballfields on #OpeningDay are oh so #VeryGreen so naturally . . . @TreeHouseBrewCo @RedSox pic.twitter.com/aZoWLh14lV

Hey @RedSox and @NESN it's baby Violet's first #OpeningDay and she's ready! #DirtyWater #RedSoxpic.twitter.com/5G7lHEFJq2

Hey @RedSox and @NESN it's baby Violet's first #OpeningDay and she's ready! #DirtyWater #RedSox pic.twitter.com/5G7lHEFJq2

i free jennifer's tigers from the mine -i become rich, dive in and make them mine#amwriting #poetry #TuesdayThoughts - remembering #AdrienneCecileRich

i free jennifer's tigers from the mine -
i become rich, dive in and make them mine

#amwriting #poetry #TuesdayThoughts - remembering #AdrienneCecileRich

It was literally called the #MarchForOurLives https://twitter.com/tomilahren/status... …

It was literally called the #MarchForOurLives https://twitter.com/tomilahren/status/977586423607021568 …