In the middle of an existential crisis because my grandmother always puts my name in quotes on birthday cards.Anyone else have this problem? #amwriting #whoami #quotedavidquote pic.twitter.com/3RRMkR32XS
I just attempted to use the phrase "small potatoes" in a conversation with my wife, instead said "sweet potatoes" and she just let it go. That's #truelove ladies and gentlemen.
Woo Hoo! Making history one book at a time! https://twitter.com/davidwasserman1/status/1024414349148991488 …
The thing I already sisted. #ThingsICantResist
Here we go! Ace of Pentacles / Two of Pentacles! #amwriting #writing #contract #tarot #poetry pic.twitter.com/VBCSLH7XOG
I thought this looked familiar! #kotor #darthmalak #babyviolet pic.twitter.com/JR6DzCtT1Z
+ Me = Us (Calculus) https://twitter.com/RudyGiuliani/status/1023540603215405056?s=19 …
Commas are important. #amwriting #writing pic.twitter.com/J7iAWVrhmQ
I have a problem where I think my dad jokes can compete with professional comics here on Twitter. I hope it's tweetable. #FridayFeeling #amwriting #puns
#3WordsICannotStandMy legs hurt
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