Vera Roberts's Blog: Generic Musings from a Name-Brand Mind., page 86
December 11, 2011
Sex and the Pregnant Diva: Why Do I Have Fire Crotch?
The interesting thing about being pregnant is that no one ever tells you all of the symptoms you're going to experience. You see, in the first trimester, it was mainly morning sickness and trying to keep food down. It was also about adjusting to being pregnant even though you have so much bloat, you can [...]
Has it really been that long?
I just looked on the blog and my last entry was 11/22. Fuck. My bad. Usually, I'm not that lazy. I would blame it on being pregnant but honestly, I was just lazy. I'm glad you're still around. I'm still writing. I'm still pregnant. And I'm still horny. In other words, what else is new? [...]
November 22, 2011
Sex and the Pregnant Diva: Houston, We Have Lift-Off!
Vera, you won't believe how awesome your orgasms will be once you're pregnant. You'd wish you got pregnant sooner. A lot of my pregnant and momma friends keep telling me how great pregnant sex is. That my orgasm would be off the chain good and I would be wishing I got pregnant sooner. Well, after [...]
November 15, 2011
Filed Under WTF?: I Wanna Be Like Betty Crocker
Courtesy of icanhascheezburgerafterdark.com Filed under: Filed Under WTF? Tagged: betty crocker, icanhascheezburger
November 13, 2011
Christmas Story Sneak Peek!
Author's Note: I'm just on a roll with these sneak peeks, huh? As mentioned on the Facebook page, I'm working on a Christmas story that will be released sometime next month. It's a shorty, about 10K words. But hopefully, it'll tie you over a little as I work on S&M III. The free story I'm [...]
November 7, 2011
S&M III Sneak Peek
Author's Note: So for about the past month or so, I've been promising a sneak peek into the upcoming S&M III finale. Truth to be told, there were so many good scenes (yes, I'm tooting my horn) to choose from without entirely giving away the story. Of course, this scene is considered a rough draft; I [...]
November 3, 2011
Sex and the Pregnant Diva: So When Am I Supposed to Feel Sexy?
My body is currently undergoing a freak science experiment. I'm losing weight but I'm still expanding. Ever heard of a pregnant woman actually lose weight throughout her pregnancy? You're about to meet one. Let me clarify: I'm not on a diet and for the most part, my morning sickness was not too bad. However, my [...]
October 17, 2011
Sex and the Pregnant Diva: My Stomach Keeps Getting in the Way of My Freaky
I'm a normal woman or at least I like to think so. I have hips, tits, and curves that for the most part, are in the right places. However, I'm not used to having a pooch. You see, sometimes I have a tummy and that's because I'm usually too busy eating at McDonald's instead [...]
Filed Under WTF?: Have Sex, Forget Everything? (NSFW)
Her husband must've put it on her real good. Talk about mind-blowing sex. ********* For one woman, sex was mind-blowing and, literally, totally forgettable, all at the same time. A case study published in the September issue of the Journal of Emergency Medicine reported that a 54-year old woman experienced memory loss after having sex with [...]
October 11, 2011
Sex and the Married Woman is now Sex and the Pregnant Diva
I hope the title was clear enough or at least the picture. I've struggled for a while on when to exactly announce my pregnancy. It wasn't something that the normal Attention Whore inside of me wanted to shout and hire one of those airplane billboard ads to fly over beaches. Truth to be told, my [...]
