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He Said – She Said – In the end they baked pasta.

Admit it; the blog title has you intrigued, right? Just nod and agree with me.  :) I struggle with coming up with titles. They’re harder to create than writing a blog. So if you tell me I lured you here because of the title, I’ll throw in an extra recipe next week. Yes, it’s Tasty […]

Life is like a fridge filled with leftovers.

Life is like a fridge filled with leftovers.  .  .  . Sometimes spicy—Salsa—not just a dance for D-listed celebrities, wearing tacky costumes and awkwardly trying to shake what their mamma’s gave them on national TV. Sometimes hard—like that lone hard boiled egg you forgot about and didn’t label with the date. Sometimes cheesy—see Dancing with the […]

The “F” Word – Secrets to a Happy Relationship

My Top Ten Please note: The following are not based on any scientific research, because I’m not scientifically inclined. I do utilize my time during yoga constructively. While everyone else is pretending to meditate, I think of blog topics. 1.  The all important “F” word – FUN and lots of it. 2.  Separate closets. (His […]

When your wife hands you frozen bananas…bake bread & save your marriage

Please join me in welcoming, John Hartnett author of “The Barber’s Conundrum and Other Stories: Observations on Life from the Cheap Seats.”  John has successfully entertained readers with his sense of humor and light-hearted observations of the things in life we can all relate to. I congratulate him on how well he writes humor, because […]

The Year I Popped my Book Signing Cherry

I am grateful for all the new people joining us here recently at Musings Central, so thought I’d pull out another popular, previously published blog post to share with the new followers. Next week, the new season starts, so stayed tuned for a whole new series of musings, interviews and recipes. The Book Signing Monologues This […]

“There are three good reasons to be a teacher – June, July, and August.”

Please join me in welcoming back, LadyBug, our resident color expert, southern corn bread connoisseur (we still haven’t figured out who actually won the Selena vs LadyBug corn bread throwdown) and author of “Karma Sutra for your mother” article. Today, Ladybug is sharing her family’s transition from those lazy hazy days of summer—-also known as a teacher’s […]

The Billionaire’s Jewel – An Erotic Romance Parody

I am re-blogging this parody for the new followers (thanks again, for hooking up with me on my blog…well, not hooking up the way these fictional parody characters are hooking up, but you know what I mean). I appreciate the follow, stalking, commenting, whatever you choose to do on this blog, know that I am […]

Fun with Telemarketers & Chocolate Flour-Less Cake

Parts of this blog have been published before. I am re-posting for the new followers (thank you all for coming over to the light side of life) plus I’ve added a new telemarketer’s call and a recipe for Chocolate Flour-less Cake. “Ring, ring, why don’t you give me a call…” (Yes, I admit to knowing […]

Driving Miss Crazy and other Hollywood Remakes

This blog post is dedicated to my CCC (Cool Crazy Chick) friend and fellow blogger, Lafemmeroar who encouraged me to share the following post, after discussing Hollywood remakes on her blog. I’m still traumatized by the way Hollywood bastardized Bewitched. It was quite simply, horrible, as are some of their other recycled movies, so I thought if […]

“Why were the little strawberries so upset?”

Answer: “Because their parents were in a jam.” I know, I know, not exactly a laugh your ass off type of joke, but I’ve been busy in my writing cave and all my creativity is used up in my projects, and this is all I had for this week’s. . . . TASTY TUESDAY’s Recipe. […]