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February 10, 2009

Facebook: I don’t get it.


So I’ve heard lots and lots about Facebook, so I decided to join. I joined MySpace about a year ago as research, but it didn’t impress me. I’ve been there a total of two times. Now, I guess MySpace is so last year and Facebook is very user friendly and absolutely imperative.

Really? What’s the point?

If I make a page using my professional name, then none of the people from my high school(s) would recognize it, and there’s no way to put a second searchable name in there.  So does that mean I need t

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Published on February 10, 2009 18:37

January 31, 2009

My Plan for Fixing Over-Population


After yesterday’s post and the all private emails I received because of it, I’ve decided not to merely complain, but to put forth a plan that I think makes sense. 

Therefore, if I were making the rules:

1. It would be illegal to give birth before age 21.  Those who do so would forfeit their infants to adoption, and both parents would be sentenced to two years of some type of service: military, peace corps, AmeriCorps, etc.

2. In-depth marriage and parenting classes would be mandatory before marriag

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Published on January 31, 2009 11:29

January 30, 2009

Responsibility Takes a Vacation


Okay, class, so what did we learn about the Wall Street greed merchants? That they have to be monitored. That the concept of a free market doesn’t work so well when people are out for themselves, which, in a way, we all are. We need to be supervised, so we don’t throw the whole blasted world into turmoil trying to get what we want.

This is kind of a familiar scenario, isn’t it? The “Not In My Backyard” people, the “I’ll get mine” people, the “If it’s legal…” people, the “I’ll sue you for that” pe

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Published on January 30, 2009 09:07

January 29, 2009

The Afterlife vs. the Afterdeath


I just finished reading a most remarkable book, Stiff: The Curious Lives of Human Cadavers.

 

Being somewhat ghoulish by nature, once I heard about the existence of this book, I couldn’t wait to read what this hilariously funny author had discovered in her research about bodies donated for medical and other research.

I was amazed.

First, I was astonished to discover how researchers treat their cadavers with tremendous respect, even if they’re subjecting them to a t-bone car crash to find out what ha

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Published on January 29, 2009 11:39

January 26, 2009

The Sublime Tension


Men and Women. Will we ever understand each other?

I say: No.

I believe this tension of difference is the attraction, and also the frustration. 

This male/female tension has been the stuff of literature, movies, sitcoms and countless cups of coffee and tear-stained napkins throughout the centuries.

But what’s the purpose?

Why couldn’t we just have a meeting of the minds, understand each other and be done with it? We could save so much time, just get on with living our lives conflict-free and easy.

Ala

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Published on January 26, 2009 10:18