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Night at the Museum 3 ends the trilogy with a laugh and a tear

The weather is cold and perfect for snuggling up to a good book or watching a fun flick with the family!  Here's one of my movie reviews from my blog Movie Review Maven!

Movie:  Night at the Museum 3PG, 1 hour 30 minutes
Grade: B
In a Nutshell:  If you’re a fan of this edutainment franchise, you’ll enjoy seeing some of your favorite characters again, as well as meeting a few new ones, including a Neanderthal that looks like Larry Daley (Ben Stiller)  and Sir Lancelot (Dan Stevens from Downton Abbey Season 1-3).  We get to visit the famous British Museum while slapsticking our way through calculated goofy moments and funny lines.
The door is always open for another sequel, but it also feels like the dust may settle on this one as an appropriate and fond farewell.  There are a few touching moments and enough humorous ones to keep the entire family entertained.

Uplifting Theme:·         Be careful or the magic might die.  (Is that a lesson that the new writers learned while writing this?)   *  Family is who you surround yourself with.   *  Enjoy every moment of life.·          Things I liked:·         It was wonderful seeing Robin Williams as Teddy Roosevelt again.  We miss you.  Before the credits rolled at the end, the screen displayed the words “In loving memory of Mickey Rooney and Robin Williams.  Magic never dies.”  Sweet.·         I also loved seeing Dick Van Dyke.  He’s still got moves!·         Hugh Jackman makes a cameo performance, playing himself.  Ben Stiller's character runs past him and says “I just want to say, you’re the whole package.”·         The star constellation performance was super cool.   "Of course they're special effects!  How could they not be special effects?"   (Dr. McPhee)·         Capuchin on silks.  Ha ha·         I thought the research librarian was hilarious.   “Oo la la.”·         Great aerial views of London.  I’m going there next June with the fam!·         Ricky Gervais does a great job playing the quirky Dr. McPhee.  The comedic timing during his awkward moments scene with Larry was fantastic.·         Nick Daley is almost all grown up now. Skyler Gisondo has some great natural talent.  You might have seen him in The Amazing Spider-Man; The Amazing Spider-Man 2, as well asHalloween .  I'd like to see more of him.  .    Rebel Wilson as Tilly the British Museum security guard was hilarious and should have been used more.·          Things I didn’t like:·         Jedediah (Owen Wilson) and Octavius (Steve Coogan) don’t have the same magical spark they did in the first installment of this trilogy, but they were still cute.      I would have liked to see more exhibits and characters in the British museum come to life.  There were so many more ways the movie could have poked fun at our beloved Britts.·          Funny lines:·         “Who would have ever thought…I’m wax and she’s polyurethane, but it works.” – Teddy Roosevelt·         “Summon the apparatus!” – Octavius·         “I don’t know what’s come over me, but I like it.” – Jedediah·         “You’ll rue the day you mocked us with your hypnotic blue eyes.” – Octavius·         “Keep the scrunchies.”  - Tilly·         “You can’t catch light.  It’s as evasive as human happiness.”  - Jedediah as he watches YouTube videos of kittens chase a flashlight.·         “My boyfriend says he doesn’t like the way I do my hair.  He says it looks like a golden poo.” – Tilly·         “With their size, they’ll bake like tiny, little scarabs in the Egyptian desert.  Too dark?” –  Rami Malek
Interesting things:·         The investor guy with glasses in the beginning of the movie looked like the bad guy in Indiana Jones' Raiders of the Lost Ark. He says “I can’t help but feeling we’re making a terrible mistake.”   The Indiana Jones character in this movie then says “We’re not making a mistake; we’re making history.” ·         You don’t need to stay until the end of the credits.  There are a few clips of the crew dancing, but nothing else shows once the credits begin rolling.·          Tips for Parents:
·         Octavius makes several odd homosexual innuendos about Sir Lancelot.
In case you missed the first 2 installments, check them out here for cheap!

Exodus: Gods and Kings doesn't inspire

I usually leave this blog to talk about writing and books, but every now and then I share one of posts from my movie review blog: Movie Review Maven.   Here's my latest:

Movie:  Exodus: Gods and KingsPG-13, 2 hours 22 minutes
Grade: C for Could have been so much better
In a Nutshell:  
Don’t “let your people go” and waste their hard-earned money on this.  How can a movie full of attacking alligators, oozing boils, and fighting Egyptian armies be so bland?  But it is.  While full of action scenes, impressively grand scope, and vivid imagery, the movie lacks heart, soul, and inspiration.  It's so disappointing, especially because it had all of the tools to make for a great movie, but sadly, it misses the mark.

Director Ridley Scott is fantastic at creating “sword and sandal” 
battle sequences, but I wish he had consulted some faithful Jews, Muslims and Christians who are passionate about the story behind the action.  He seems to have studied the general story line, but not the  source of the source material, if you know what I mean.

One of my biggest gripes is that Moses, God’s prophet, is clueless and faithless most of the time in this film.  Apparently, God is a bratty child who throws tantrums and wants revenge.  That’s not how I picture either of them.   If you want to see a REALLY great movie about the Biblical Exodus story, revisit Cecil B. DeMille’s The Ten Commandments.”   Better yet, read the book.  It's always better and it's pretty popular this time of year...

Uplifting theme: 
*  God will save you after 400 years of slavery.   (wink)   Sadly, this movie depicts a vengeful god, rather than a loving one.
Things I liked:·         The CGI and 3D immersion techniques were stunning. ·         There was a lot of rich texture the fabrics, architecture, landscape, clothing, and faces.·         Joel Edgerton was a convincing Ramses, but I wish Oscar-winning script writer Steve Zaillian had given him more meaningful and layered internal motivation than just revenge.  Joel must have gained weight during the filming, because practically every time we see him as Ramses, he’s eating something.  ha ha·         I wanted to laugh when I first saw comedic actor John Turturro as Seti, Ramses’ father, but I was pleasantly surprised at the mature elegance with which he played the part.·         I’m always happy to see Ben Kingsley in anything.  It’s too bad he didn’t have much to do or say.·         Some of the movie was filmed in Spain.  I lived in Spain for 2 years, so that wins it some points.  The landscapes and aerial vistas were truly awesome.·         Ridley Scott is 77 years old!  Wow!·         The musical score was sweeping and fitting.       I really like the subtitle: "Gods and Kings."  It also seems sweeping and fitting.  Ridley Scott said he picked it because the title "Exodus" was already taken.



Things I didn’t like:
·          It’s a bit slow-moving in parts.·         The parting of the Red Sea wasn’t as dramatic as it was in The Ten Commandments, but the gigantic, crashing waves were.·         I wanted to see more faces of the Children of Israel.  They were treated en masse, so the audience never felt emotionally invested in their personal stories and everything felt very one dimensional.·         Many are criticizing Ridley Scott’s casting decisions that did not include Middle-Eastern looking actors.  He recently told Variety magazine “I can’t mount a film of this budget, where I have to rely on tax rebates in Spain, and say that my lead actor is Mohammad so-and-so from such-and-such. I’m just not going to get it financed. So the question doesn’t even come up.”·         The ending was anti-climactic.  Bland.·         At least this movie wasn’t as terrible as Hollywood’s attempt at Noah.  Read why I hated that movie so much. 
Did you notice?·         Christian Bale seemed to dig a little deeper than he did in his role as the monotone Batman Begins.  The spot in his mustache where he can’t grow hair was a bit distracting for me.  Was I that bored that I noticed such a small thing?  Did you notice his curly-toed sandals?·         Aaron Paul from Breaking Bad: Season 1·         All of the actors attempted a British accent, except Sigourney Weaver.  It reminded me of the Kevin Costner in Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves where he didn’t even try.·         The beautiful Indira Varma from the pornographic Game of Thrones: Season 1 plays Miriam, Moses’ wife.  Their scenes together are the only ones that come close to feeling any emotion.·         Ben Mendelsohn from The Place Beyond The Pines
Interesting lines:·         “You can tell a lot about somebody by looking him in the eyes.” – Moses·         “The leader will be saved and the savior will lead.” – Sefora·         “A little venom in your blood is a good thing.  It makes you less vulneravble to the next bite.” – Ramses·         “The men who want power are the best fit to acquire it and the least fit to use it.” – Ramses·         “You have honored me with your trust.  Now I honor you with my faith.”  - Moses
Tips for Parents:

·         Children will get bored in parts, but they may be frightened by bodies being burned and hanged.  There is a lot of fighting, violence, and scenes with disturbing plagues that might also scare your kids...vengeance is a messy thing.

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New tax terms for authors and publishers

Here's the latest video from one of my publishers.  Jim McGovern created Big World Network and does a great job giving viewers the latest scoop on what's been happening in the industry.

What's The Latest Scoop in the Publishing World?

Here's the latest video from one of my book publishers, talking about what's the latest scoop in the world of books, writers, and readers!

The books I've published with Big World Network are:

* How to Stay UP in a DOWN Economy

* A Gift of Love

* Climbing Family Trees





 Happy reading!

 Trina Boice

Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day turns into a movie

You read the book when you were little.  Now you're reading it to your kids.  How do you think the movie compares?  Check out my newest movie review blog post:




Movie Title:  Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad DayPG 80 minutes
Grade:  B
In a Nutshell: 
Based on Judith Viorst’s beloved 1972 child’s book, this slapstick and warmhearted family film is a simple illustration of how messy all of our lives often are.  It’s somewhat cathartic to see that you’re not the only one in the world who struggles with endless diapers or beat-up cars or busy days run amuck.
It’s not the greatest movie you’ve ever seen, but it’s also not terrible, horrible, no good, or bad.  The movie is harmless and clean fun for all ages.  
Uplifting theme:  Alexander wraps it all up in the end with this wise advice: “You gotta have the bad days so you can love the good days even more.”There is no such thing as the perfect day or the perfect family for that matter. What’s truly most important is our family and enjoying this journey we call life.
Things I liked:Steve Carell charms with his wit and comedic talent.  Jennifer Garner is believable as a loving, hard-working mother.  Ed Oxenbould does a good job as Alexander.Baby Trevor is adorable.  I hated seeing him cry.  Did they poke him or something?  I mean, how do you get a baby to cry on cue? Trevor was played by twins Elise and Zoey Vargas.The source material is only 32 pages long, so creating a movie around it could be a daunting task, but Rob Lieber’s script stays true to the zany feeling of the book.I loved seeing Dick Van Dyke.  What an iconic, beloved actor.  He’s looking great still!  It's too bad that they have him reading a book that says "taking a dump" a bunch of times.  He's too classy for that.Celia (played by Bella Thorne) is an egocentric, spoiled girlfriend who the audience I sat with loved to hate.
Things I didn’t like:They invented the word “Fommy” to mean a stay-at-home father who cares for the children like a mommy.  Kinda dumb.  There are a few scenes that fall flat, but the overall manic pacing of the film pulls you along for the ride.I would love to have seen more of Megan Mullally.Why is it everyone has to say the "P" word all the time now in movies and on TV shows?  (male anatomical body party)
Funny lines:“Who’s this kid Parker?” – Ben Cooper (the dad)“He’s this really cool kid with a hot tub and ADHD.”  - Alexander“Another bad party can ruin your rep forever.” – Paul Dumphy“Sorry we’re late.  We had a little diaper drama at Trader Joe’s.” – Ben“I’m hashtag blessed, you know.”  - Anthony“Don’t blow my dickereedoo!” – Alexander“Then what’s it for?” - Anthony
Tips for parents:   This is a feel-good movie that will make you want to pull together more as a family.  That’s what families are for, right?  There should be one place and one group of people in this world who can be a refuge from the storm in your life: your family.  It’s not a bad idea to teach your kids how to get gum out of their hair…the correct way.The sister does all kinds of fun tongue-twisters your family can tackle.Young kids can learn all about Australia, Vegemite and kangaroos for their next school report.There are some "Thunder from Down Under" male strippers at the end.  They don't actually strip, but they begin to before the parents realize what they're doing and then stop them. 

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The Boxtrolls movie gets mixed reviews from parents

I wish I had more time to read!  I love curling up with a good book and disappearing into a new world.  Well, at least I can do it for a couple of hours at a time when I watch movies.  I figure that helps me save time, right?  I haven't read the book that this movie was based on, but here's a "Reader's Digest" condensed version from my movie review web site:



Movie Title:  The BoxTrolls
Grade:  B
In a Nutshell:  From the quirky and creepy creators of Coraline and Paranorman, this family flick has a steampunk feel to it and features the voice talents of Ben Kingsley, Toni Collette, Elle Fanning, and Jared Harris. 
Based on the book Here Be Monsters! (The Ratbridge Chronicles) by Alan Snow, this dark and dirty animation feels more like an unnerving mixture between Charles Dickens and Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street for kids…if that’s your cup of murky tea.  While the animation is impressive, it’s not entirely appropriate for young children.


Uplifting theme:  “Cheese, hats, boxes…they don’t make you.  You make yourself.” – EggsStand up and fight for yourself and what’s right.
Things I liked:Laika does an amazing job with depth-of-field.  There is so much to see in each screen shot.The 3D effect is pretty impressive, especially the fog and smoke.Artistically speaking, the animation was outstanding.  Stylistically, it wasn’t my favorite.
Things I didn’t like:There were more disgusted “ewwww’s” than charmed “ahhhh’s” from the audience.  Lots of ick moments.Some of the Cockney accents were hard to understand, especially in the beginning of the movie.The BoxTrolls sound like Gollum in Lord of the Rings.I don't see merchandising for this movie going very far.  Who wants to play with a creepy, dirty troll in a box?

Funny lines:“Do you think the BoxTrolls understand the duality of good and evil?”  - Mr. Trout“If you’re going to eat me, just get on with it.  I’m sure I’m delicious.” – Winnie“Be prepared to say bye-bye to your brie, cheerio to your cheddar.”  - Archibald Snatcher“We’re the exterminators of justice.  We exterminate justice.”  - Mr. Pickles“Curds Way? How do I get there?”  - Eggs“Milk turns into it.”  -  Winnie   (Get it?  Curds and whey…)“The Briehemouth!”  - Lord Portley-Rind“A woman like that is like raw, bold, maybe a little stinky.”  - Lord Portley-Rind
Tips for parents:  This is a twisted version of Victorian England that includes some violence, but no profanity. You might need to explain to your kids how leeches were actually used as a medical device long ago and that some people are lactose intolerant.  The BoxTrolls gather discarded items, but they also steal.  The villain is an unhinged cross-dresser and truly evil. There is discussion in the movie about what a good father is and does.  I think young children will be both frightened and bored.

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James Dashner's book The Maze Runner tops box office sales

Movie Title:  Maze RunnerPG-13, 1 hour 54 minutes
Grade:  B+
In a Nutshell:   I’m so thrilled for my friend, James Dashner, who is the author of The Maze Runner Series (Maze Runner)that this film is based on!  I first met him when he and I were doing a book signing at the same store.  People were lined up to meet him, of course, while I sat and twiddled my thumbs.  Ha ha  I have a hard time picturing my books being made into movies since I write non-fiction!
He and I are both members of the same author group and he is considered our resident rock star.  I’m so happy that his book was made into a movie!  That’s so unbelievably awesome!  Here is a picture of the two of us at a recent writers’ conference:

The story is a bit of a dystopian Lord of the Flies, as teenage boys try to figure out how they ended up on the edge of a killer maze and who put them there.  I haven’t had time to read the book, so I’m not sure what we might be missing in this suspenseful flick, but James said that the “tone and spirit and vision” of what he wrote in the book is totally in the movie.
Uplifting theme:  Learning how to work for the benefit of others, these teenage boys also demonstrate courage, sacrifice, and teamwork.
Things I liked:As a mother of 4 sons, I thought it was funny and definitely true-to-life that the boys generally spent their evenings wrestling each other.  Ha haThe scary noises reminded me of the creepy alien sounds in Tom Cruise's movie The War of the Worlds. The movie starts fast and throws us into the action without dilly-dallying..  I always like that!All of the young actors did a great job, although I wish there had been time for more character development.
Things I didn’t like:There were some plot holes that bugged me.  I’m assuming the sequel will fill them? The runners wore these leathered, strappy things, but I couldn’t see what purpose they served.  They weren’t quite backpacks, so what were they for?They say “W.K.D. is good.”  Really?  No, I don’t want kids thinking wicked is good.Despite being trapped in a camping set-up, the boys are able to concoct some form of alcohol for partying at night.
Interesting lines:“You’re not like the others; you’re curious.”  - Alby“It’s not a prison; it’s a test.”  - Thomas“You’ll get your name in a day or two.  That’s one thing they let us keep.”  - Alby“You don’t get it.  We’re already dead.” – Minho
Funny lines:“I don’t know if he’s brave or stupid.  Whatever it is, we need more of it.”  - Minho(SPOILER ALERT)   “Seriously?”  - Jeff, when he sees the “Exit” sign.“I thought you had the chops to be a runner…until you face-planted.” – Newt
Fun Facts about James Dashner:He and I both graduated from BYU.  He majored in accounting, which seems like such a boring profession for such a creative guy!  He said “My heart bleeds for accountants.  I don’t miss it even in the slightest, tiniest, little bit.”  Ha haJames is a movie buff like me and confessed that movies like “Star Wars”, Alien, The Terminator and The Matrix influenced his writing.  It was the maze in the movie The Shining that got him thinking about writing his own novel that would feature one.Now that his book has been turned into a movie, he’s interested in screenwriting.  Go James!
Tips for parents:   Mild profanity, deaths, scary noises, violence.  Small children may be frightened by the “grievers” (robotic monstors that chase and kill the “gladers”).

Unusual book store converted from a church in the Netherlands

Barnes and Noble store is a testament to the fact that people love to browse and buy books in a lovely, comfortable setting.  Wait until you see this unusual book store in the Netherlands.  It's an old church in Maastricht, which was built in 1294.  It's an appropriate conversion, because reading books is heavenly!

 
The old structure hasn't served as a church in over 200 years and was previously used as an exam hall for students, a bicycle storage facility, and even a Christmas market. 



I'm grateful they haven't demolished the building because it has some beautiful artwork on the walls and ceilings!
 

Now all it needs is some comfy chairs and hot chocolate like they have at Barnes and Noble!

If I Stay book fans love Chloe Grace Maritz in the chick flick

I love it when books are made into movies.  Here's another one to add to your chick flick list from my movie review blog: Movie Review Maven.


Movie Title:   If I StayPG-13, 1 hour 46 minutes
Grade:  B-
In a Nutshell:  Standard chick-flick material: too cool guy falls head-over-heels in love with a shy, misunderstood girl and says all the right romantic things, risking everything for her.  If you’re into sappy dialogue, music, and estrogen, you’ll probably enjoy this predictable teen-angst love story, based on Gayle Forman’s 2009 novel If I Stay 
Uplifting theme:  Teddy, Mia’s dad, teaches her “Sometimes you make choices in life and sometimes the choices make you.”  The movie poster condenses the theme: “Live for Love.”Another lesson Mia learns is from her mom who said “Life’s a big, fat, stinking mess, but that’s the beauty of it too.”Music is a powerful theme in the film, which is that music is powerful.
Things I liked:Chloe Grace Moretz is absolutely wonderful.  She was such a lovely, talented little girl in earlier movies and is getting even more so as she matures.  Her fingering on the cello looks very real, but she doesn’t play in real life.  She tried to learn for seven months, but finally gave it up.  A body double is used to play the instrument, while her head is cut into the frame later.  When the movie ended abruptly, the lady sitting behind me in the theater exclaimed “Wow!”Mireille Enos, who plays Mia’s mother Kat, looked familiar to me, but it wasn’t until 30 minutes into the movie when I finally remembered where I had seen her before…she was Brad Pitt’s wife in the movie World War Z.  You can read my movie review of that fun action flick here.I loved hearing beautiful cello music.  My youngest son played the cello for 3 years in middle school, but recently announced that he is not going to continue when he starts high school this year.  Anyone want to buy a cello?  (sniff)The director, R.J. Cutler, uses mist and light to represent the ethereal world after this life.  There is no religious slant, other than the idea that there is another place to go after this world.Things I didn’t like:Adam (Jamie Blackley) is a rising rocker who writes songs and plays in a band.  One of his “genius” songs includes the ridiculously lame lyrics “I want what you have, now give it to me.”  In real life, Jamie has played the guitar since he was 12 years old.  You’ll see him again next year in a new Woody Allen movie.The hospital security literally drags Adam out of Chloe’s room.  Do you really think hospital staff would be that mean and physical with someone visiting their dying loved one?  Have you ever experienced that?  I’d love to hear from you in the comment box below!The camera puts Chloe Grace Moretz in soft-focus a LOT.  It would make more sense if that technique were only used AFTER the car accident.Funny lines:“Your closet’s terrifying”  - Mia, talking about her mom’s clothes“Honey, guilt and bribery are the glue that has held parents and teenagers together for generations.  Don’t fight the tradition.”  - Teddy/Dad“Your parents seem pretty cool.”  - Adam“So they tell me.”   - Mia
“She shouldn’t be scared to hang out with those guys…they’re us.”  - Kat/Mom“School’s out forever!”  - Denny“Did you really quote Alice Cooper?”  Have I not taught you anything?”  - Teddy/Dad“There are 2 kinds of people in this world: those who like coffee and those who like frufru drinks with ridiculous names.”  - Kim (Liana Liberato)“If you ever turn into one of THOSE girls, I’m gonna shoot you.”  - Kim“If I turn into one of THOSE girls, I’m gonna give you the gun.”  - Mia 

Did you notice?
The creepy doll head decorations on the front porch of Mia’s house. Mia has an old record player in her room.  Her rocker parents have a huge bookshelf of old vinyls in their family room.Mia’s artsy/fartsy house has Christmas lights on it year round.Inspiring lines:“Sacrifice – that’s what we do for the people we love.”  - Gramps  (Stacy Keach)“As they say, life is what happens when you’re busy making plans.”  - Mia“The audition was two months ago, but I can still feel it in my fingers.” – MiaRomantic lines:  “You can’t hide in that rehearsal room forever.  It’s too late.  I see you.”  - Adam(too many to list)
Tips for parents:  Lots and lots of kissing…duh….chick flick.  There is also pre-marital sex, although you don’t see it, just some lead-in and cuddling in bed.  If your tween daughter loves this movie, she’ll be happy to learn that they are already talking about plans to film the sequel to the first book “Where She Went.”

        The first book:


If you like this movie, you’ll definitely enjoy “The Fault In Our Stars.”