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April 26, 2023

What I've been watching: crisis of confidence edition




I was starting to worry.
For years, I’d prided myself on our carefully curated collection of classic television shows, which had been assembled thanks to the knowledge which my underpaid career as a classic television historian has afforded me. Many of the programs had come from my study of the old TV Guides, picking out shows that looked interesting, sounded familiar, received critical praise. Some of them had been on when I was young, and I had faint memories of them; others were blind buys, shows that I looked back at and wished I'd watched at the time. And I'd been on a long winning streak; I'd introduced many new programs as well as old favorites into our viewing schedule, with great satisfaction
But now things were giving me pause.
It started, I suppose, with the final season of Hawaii Five-O. I knew the show, had watched it when I was younger (before before the move to the World's Worst Town™), and used "Be here—aloha" as a catchphrase. We watched it consistently every Thursday night; sure, there were some clunkers in the batch, as there are in every long-running series, but it had been a most agreeable arrangement, watching the weekly exploits of Steve McGarrett and his Five-O team of crimefighters, over the course of eleven seasons. Unfortunately, as any Five-O fan can tell you, the series ran for twelve seasons; and it didn't take me more than two episodes to tell that the twelfth season was going to be a disaster. Danno was gone, Chin was gone, Kono was gone, those remaining were behaving in a most unlike-Five-O way, including putting the power of ancient Hawaiian curses above their duty to Steve. What is this? I said, although I admit my language might have been stronger. 
Some quick internet research informed me that I was correct, that most fans thought the final season was awful, and that as bad as the first two episodes had been, the remainder were going to be even worse. And so, after having watched Five-O every week for more than five years, we pulled the plug. It might have seemed unthinkable, after that time investment, but from that day to this, the final season has remained in the box, unwatched except for two episodes.
Next, it was 77 Sunset Strip. It had been a blind buy, one I'd certainly known about, but had never seen. It had a great legacy, and for five seasons it was a Friday night standard. One could tell by the end of the fifth season that the show was starting to run out of steam, and I suppose that's why WB decided on the radical changes for the show's sixth season: getting rid of the entire cast except for Efrem Zimbalist Jr., ditching the theme song and the familiar settings, and transforming the series into a neo-noir, with Stu Bailey turned into a tough, abrasive (and frequently unlikable) private eye out of the old school. 
We managed to make it through the entire final season, but it was painful, similar to (but far less serious than) watching an old friend waste away. Fortunately, the changes so alienated viewers that the show was cancelled halfway through the season. Even the network must have seen how disastrous things were; when the series went into summer reruns before leaving the airwaves, they didn't even use the newer episodes, only those from seasons past with the old format and cast. And again, my instincts had been confirmed by the opinions of others. 
But the pace was quickening. I liked Mike Hammer, the character; I liked the way Stacy Keach had played him in some episodes from his first go-around playing the private detective. Ergo, I would like Mike Hammer: Private Eye, the third series to star Keach as Hammer. I reviewed it here ; not only could I not make it through the entire series, I packaged it up and put it in the pile for Goodwill.
That pile also includes The Rat Patrol, which puzzled me. I'd watched and enjoyed it when it was first on, and I thought it would be fun to watch again. What I learned was 1) Sgt. Troy (Christopher George) was a lousy commander; and 2) it's better described as an adventure series for kids playing soldier in the back yard, not a war series for adults. We did get through the whole thing, but not without a lot of shouting from me. 
Then there was Maverick. Thanks to MeTV, I'd seen enough episodes of it to know that I'd like it; its pedigree was flawless, and who couldn't like James Garner? Me, apparently; the episodes starring Jack Kelly are enjoyable (in fact, although I'm probably in the minoritiy here, I think Kelly is a better actor in this than Garner), and there was something oft-putting about the Garner brother, Bret. He exhibits a kind of benign amorality, and while he hates to get involved, he doesn't hesitate to criticize those who do. (See "Day of Reckoning.") I haven't given up on it, though; I know the show doesn't really hit its stride until the second season, when the satire becomes more fully formed. It's on hiatus, though, replaced for the time being by Cheyenne.
I also dropped Alfred Hitchcock Presents in the middle of its sixth season. It shared the same moral ambiguity that Maverick occasionally displayed, and it started to exchange whimsy for true suspense. Worse, it was showing definite signs of being capricious; bad things were happening to basically decent people without any logical foundation for it, and no penalty for the perpetrators—dangerously close to nihilism. It was violating the Dorothy L. Sayers maxim that if justice is not dispensed in a story, there can be no equilibrium, no restoration of truth. ("The Throwback" was the final straw.) It headed for a long hiatus, replaced by a quartet of British dramas you'll be reading about shortly. But it will be back; there have been just too many good stories to give up.
Finally, and least surprising of all, Twin Peaks. I wrote about this here , and I knew exactly what I'd be in for with the second season. The good news is that we've made it through five episodes, which means we're that much closer to the end of the season. The bad news: there are still seventeen episodes to go. What's particularly interesting about this is that, at some point in the fourth episode, I realized I didn't remember having seen it. It wasn't that I'd blocked out all memory of it; I'd reached the point where I'd quit watching it. Funny; I thought I'd made it further along in the season. That's what pain can do to you, I guess.
Even if one discounts Twin Peaks, all this was enough to shake anyone's confidence. I'd always pictured myself as a champion for quality television, but was I not, perhaps, as discerning a viewer as I fancied myself to be? Was the idea of quality television just a mirage, the kind that the Rat Patrol might have come across in the desert? Was I washed up as a television aficionado? I'd even started to find flaws with shows like Perry Mason and Mystery Science Theater 3000, shows I'd watched and enjoyed many times; were those flaws always there, and I'd just overlooked them before? It was the kind of thing that could cause an existential crisis in a lesser man—perhaps I was a lesser man.
It was up to my wife to talk me down, something she's only too used to having to do. She reminded me that there were plenty of classic shows I'd selected, shows that I'd had little or no problem watching. We'd watched Hogan's Heroes, for instance, all the way through several times, and I wasn't complaining about that. And Perry Mason—well, the shows in the last couple of seasons were weak, but as soon as we cycled back to the beginning, I'd be fine again. She started ticking off a long list of shows I'd been right about: Danger Man, The Prisoner, The Avengers, Doctor Who, The Persuaders!, The Fugitive, Nero Wolfe, The Saint, Sherlock Holmes, The Man from U.N.C.L.E., The Wild Wild West, Blackadder, Peter Gunn, Search, Brenner, The Human Jungle, Breaking Point, The Green Hornet, Man With a Suitcase—the list went on. (And on, and on.) Out of such a substantial string of hits, there was bound to be a miss or two. And while some of the shows were well-known, just as many were calculated gambles, stabs in the dark, and they'd paid off in a big way. Besides, shows like 77 Sunset Strip were mostly successful.
And, she continued, look at the success I'd had recently with recent shows: Judd for the Defense, possibly headed for my Top Ten list. Combat! Tightrope. Hawaiian Eye. Search. Surfside 6. The Baron. Not all of them were great, but they were fun. (Well, you wouldn't call Combat! fun, but it is excellent.) We just started watching The Twilight Zone after many years, this time in Blu-ray, and weren't disappointed. She was right, and the reminder helped restore my confidence. No, I hadn't lost it after all.
Two nights ago we watched the first episode of Sam Benedict, the 1962-63 legal drama starring Edmund O'Brien; based on the first showing, there's every reason for optimism. In fact, if there's one string that runs through all these shows, it's that many of them were short-lived, running between one and three years. Is it possible that these shows ended before I could get tired of them? Should there perhaps be a break between seasons of longer-running series, the way it was when they were originally on and went into reruns during the summer? Both of these theories are possible; my tastes, eclectic as they are, do tend to result in series that don't exactly exhibit mass appeal. And maybe it would be a good idea to use some of them as breaks between seasons to keep from getting burned out by long-running favorites.
It's something to think about, down the line. Not now, though. For now I'm content to bask in the knowledge that whatever it is, I've still got it. TV  
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April 24, 2023

What's on TV? Monday, April 24, 1967




Xs we mentioned on Saturday, Bob Newhart will not be hosting The Tonight Show this week, since Johnny Carson has settled his dispute with NBC; I'd imagine there was general rejoicing all around. Elsewhere, KSBW has a matinee called Escape from Saigon; it's from 1961, so it's about the French involvement in Vietnam. (College kids are pleading for the same thing, though, and they're not talking about the French.) Gotta tell you, when I saw the title of this movie, all I could think of was Martin Sheen. You'll probably be reminded of other things as you go through these listings from the Northern California edition
  -2- KTVU (BAY AREA) (IND.)

  Morning

      8:45

RELIGION TODAY—Protestant

      9:00

POPEYE—Cartoons 

  COLOR        9:15

KING AND ODIE—Cartoons

      9:30

ROMPER ROOM—Children

    10:30

JACK LA LANNE 

  COLOR      11:00

MEL VENTER—Interview

    11:30

NEWS—Claud Mann

  Afternoon

    12:00

CHARLEY AND HUMPHREY

      1:00

MOVIE—Drama

“The Sun Sets at Dawn” (1950)

      2:25

NEWS

      2:30

PDQ—Game 

  COLOR  Celebrities: Rose Marie, Cliff Robertson, Cliff Arquette

      3:00

TRUTH OR CONSEQUENCES—Game 

  COLOR        3:30

CAPTAIN SATELLITE—Children

      4:30

ROCKY AND HIS FRIENDS—Cartoons 

  COLOR        5:00

SUPERMAN—Adventure

      5:30

DENNIS THE MENACE—Comedy

  Evening

      6:00

LEAVE IT TO BEAVER—Comedy

      6:30

McHALE’S NAVY—Comedy

      7:00

PATTY DUKE—Comedy

      7:30

MOVIE—Comedy

“A Matter of Who” (1962)

      9:30

DOCTOR’S NEWS CONFERENCE

    10:00

NEWS—Atkinson, Alberts, Helmso

    10:30

ALFRED HITCHCOCK—Drama

    11:00

MOVIE—Drama

“Wolves of the Deep” (Italian; 1960)

 

 

  -3- KCRA (SACRAMENTO) (NBC)

  Morning

      6:00

RHYME AND REASON

      7:00

TODAY   COLOR  Day 1 of a week in San Diego

      9:00

SNAP JUDGMENT—Game   COLOR  Celebrity: Alan King. Host: Ed McMahon

      9:25

NEWS—Sander Vanocur 

  COLOR        9:30

CONCENTRATION—Game 

  COLOR      10:00

PAT BOONE   COLOR  Guest: Ken Murray

    10:30

HOLLYWOOD SQUARES—Game 

  COLOR  Celebrities: Eve Arden, Kaye Ballard, Glenn Ford, Kathryn Hays, Sandy Baron, Bill Bixby. Regulars: Wally Cox, Abby Dalton, Charley Weaver

    11:00

JEOPARDY 

  COLOR      11:30

EYE GUESS 

  COLOR      11:55

NEWS 

  COLOR    Afternoon

    12:00

NEWS 

  COLOR      12:30

MERV GRIFFIN—Variety

Guests: Bishop James A. Pike, Agnes Moorehead, Cliff Arquette

      1:30

ANOTHER WORLD 

  COLOR        2:00

YOU DON’T SAY!—Game   COLOR  Guests: Joanie Sommers, Frank Gorshin

      2:30

MOVIE—Western

“Five Guns West” (1955)

      4:00

MOVIE—Science Fiction

Time approximate. “First Man into Space” (1959)

      5:20

TRAVENTURE THEATRE 

  COLOR        5:55

SPORTS—Eriksen 

  COLOR    Evening

      6:00

NEWS—Chet Huntley, David Brinkley 

  COLOR        6:30

NEWS 

  COLOR        7:30

MONKEES—Comedy 

  COLOR        8:00

I DREAM OF JEANNIE 

  COLOR        8:30

CAPTAIN NICE—Comedy 

  COLOR        9:00

ROAD WEST—Western 

  COLOR      10:00

RUN FOR YOUR LIFE—Drama 

  COLOR      11:00

NEWS 

  COLOR      11:30

TONIGHT—Variety   COLOR  At press time, Bob Newhart was the scheduled host.

      1:00

NEWS 

  COLOR 

 

 

  -4- KRON (BAY AREA) (NBC)

  Morning

      6:25

FARM NEWS

      6:30

PROFILE—San Diego State

      7:00

TODAY   COLOR  Day 1 of a week in San Diego

      9:00

SNAP JUDGMENT—Game   COLOR  Celebrity: Alan King. Host: Ed McMahon

      9:25

NEWS—Sander Vanocur 

  COLOR        9:30

CONCENTRATION—Game 

  COLOR      10:00

PAT BOONE   COLOR  Guest: Ken Murray

    10:30

HOLLYWOOD SQUARES—Game 

  COLOR  Celebrities: Eve Arden, Kaye Ballard, Glenn Ford, Kathryn Hays, Sandy Baron, Bill Bixby. Regulars: Wally Cox, Abby Dalton, Charley Weaver

    11:00

JEOPARDY 

  COLOR      11:30

EYE GUESS 

  COLOR      11:55

NEWS 

  COLOR    Afternoon

    12:00

LET’S MAKE A DEAL—Game 

  COLOR      12:25

NEWS 

  COLOR      12:30

DAYS OF OUR LIVES 

  COLOR        1:00

DOCTORS—Serial 

  COLOR        1:30

ANOTHER WORLD 

  COLOR        2:00

YOU DON’T SAY!—Game   COLOR  Guests: Joanie Sommers, Frank Gorshin

      2:30

MATCH GAME 

  COLOR        2:55

NEWS 

  COLOR        3:00

MILLIONAIRE—Drama

      3:30

PICK A SHOW—Game

      4:00

PANORAMA—Interviews

      4:30

ROBIN HOOD—Adventure

      5:00

FLINTSTONES—Cartoon 

  COLOR        5:30

NEWS—Brown, Jensen, Hart

  Evening

      6:00

NEWS—Chet Huntley, David Brinkley 

  COLOR        6:30

NEWS—Brown, Jensen, Hart 

  COLOR        7:00

FILM SPECIAL—Documentary   SPECIAL    COLOR  “The Vanishing Cowboy”

      7:30

MONKEES—Comedy 

  COLOR        8:00

I DREAM OF JEANNIE 

  COLOR        8:30

CAPTAIN NICE—Comedy 

  COLOR        9:00

ROAD WEST—Western 

  COLOR      10:00

RUN FOR YOUR LIFE—Drama 

  COLOR      11:00

NEWS

    11:30

TONIGHT—Variety   COLOR  At press time, Bob Newhart was the scheduled host.

      1:00

NEWS

 

 

  -5- KPIX (BAY AREA) (CBS)

  Morning

      6:00

SUNRISE SEMESTER

Man And Society

      6:30

BUSINESS AND MARKETING

      7:00

KPIX EDITORIAL

      7:05

NEWS—Joseph Benti 

  COLOR        7:30

NEWS—Jim Anderson

      8:00

CAPTAIN KANGAROO

      9:00

CANDID CAMERA

      9:30

BEVERLY HILLBILLIES

    10:00

ANDY GRIFFITH

    10:30

DICK VAN DYKE

    11:00

LOVE OF LIFE

    11:25

NEWS 

  COLOR      11:30

SEARCH FOR TOMORROW—Serial  

  COLOR      11:45

GUIDING LIGHT 

  COLOR    Afternoon

    12:00

NEWS—Weston, Ramey

    12:30

AS THE WORLD TURNS—Serial 

  COLOR        1:00

PASSWORD—Game 

  COLOR  Celebrities: Agnes Moorehead, Barry Nelson       1:30

HOUSE PARTY 

  COLOR        2:00

TO TELL THE TRUTH—Game 

  COLOR        2:25

NEWS 

  COLOR        2:30

EDGE OF NIGHT

      3:00

SECRET STORM

      3:30

MIKE DOUGLAS—Variety 

  COLOR  Guests: Barbara Eden, Gwen Verdon, Lionel Hampton, Ralph Pope

      5:00

MERV GRIFFIN—Variety

Guests: Bishop James A. Pike, Agnes Moorehead, Cliff Arquette

  Evening

      6:00

NEWS—Weston, Dill 

  COLOR        6:30

NEWS—Walter Cronkite 

  COLOR        7:00

RIFLEMAN—Western

      7:30

GILLIGAN’S ISLAND 

  COLOR        8:00

AMERICAN ADVENTURE   SPECIAL    COLOR  “The Gardens of the Morning”

      8:30

LUCILLE BALL 

  COLOR        9:00

HERB ALPERT’S TIJUANA BRASS—Music   SPECIAL    COLOR  “Andy Griffith” and “Family Affair” will not be seen this evening

    10:00

TO TELL THE TRUTH—Game 

  COLOR      10:30

PASSWORD—Game   COLOR  Celebrities: Eli Wallach, Florence Henderson

    11:00

NEWS 

  COLOR      11:30

MOVIE—Drama

“Tiger Bay” (English; 1958)

      1:30

WELLS FARGO—Western

 

 

  -6- KVIE (SACRAMENTO) (EDUC.)

  Morning

      9:15

CLASSROOM—Education

Mathematics, Spanish, science

    11:30

DISCOVERY—Science

  Afternoon

    12:00

WHAT’S NEW—Children

    12:30

STITCH WITH STYLE—Sewing

      1:00

MUSICAL PORTRAITS

      1:15

CLASSROOM—Education

Social science, science, Spanish

      5:15

WHAT’S NEW—Children

      5:45

FRIENDLY GIANT—Children

  Evening

      6:00

BROTHER BUZZ—Animals

      6:30

MUSICAL PORTRAITS

      7:00

WHAT’S NEW—Children

      7:30

STITCH WITH STYLE—Sewing

      8:00

N.E.T. JOURNAL—Report

      9:00

NINE TO GET READY—Health

      9:30

N.E.T. PLAYHOUSE—Drama

“Past Intruding”

 

 

  -7- KGO (BAY AREA) (ABC)

  Morning

      6:00

A.M.—Dumbar, Lindstrom, Bentley

      8:00

VIRGINIA GRAHAM—Interviews

      8:30

MOVIE—Drama

Pat Montandon’s Prize Movie: “No Sad Songs for Me” (1950)

    10:30

DATELINE: HOLLYWOOD—Interview

Guests: Barbara Feldon, Carolyn Jones. Hostess: Joanna Barnes

    10:55

CHILDREN’S DOCTOR—Advice 

  COLOR      11:00

MARKET SWEEP 

  COLOR      11:30

ONE IN A MILLION

  Afternoon

    12:00

EVERYBODY’S TALKING

Celebrity: Zsa Zsa Gabor

    12:30

DONNA REED—Comedy

      1:00

FUGITIVE—Drama

      2:00

NEWLYWED GAME—Bob Eubanks 

  COLOR        2:30

DREAM GIRL   COLOR  Celebrities: Carol Lawrence, Jacques Bergerac, Robert Reed, Michael Callan. Host: Dick Stewart

      2:55

NEWS 

  COLOR        3:00

GENERAL HOSPITAL

      3:30

DARK SHADOWS

      4:00

DATING GAME 

  COLOR        4:30

GYPSY ROSE LEE—Interviews   COLOR  Guests: Barbara McNair, June Mohler         5:00

NEWS—Grimsby, Foster 

  COLOR        5:30

NEWS—Peter Jennings 

  COLOR    Evening

      6:00

MOVIE—Drama

“The Big Lift” (1950)

      7:30

IRON HORSE—Western 

  COLOR        8:30

RAT PATROL—Drama 

  COLOR        9:00

FELONY SQUAD—Drama 

  COLOR        9:30

PEYTON PLACE—Serial 

  COLOR      10:00

BIG VALLEY 

  COLOR      11:00

NEWS 

  COLOR      11:30

JOEY BISHOP 

  COLOR 

 

 

   7  KRCR (REDDING) (ABC, NBC)

  Morning

      7:00

TODAY   COLOR  Day 1 of a week in San Diego

      9:00

JACK LA LANNE—Exercise

      9:30

CONCENTRATION—Game 

  COLOR      10:00

PAT BOONE   COLOR  Guest: Ken Murray

    10:30

HOLLYWOOD SQUARES—Game 

  COLOR  Celebrities: Eve Arden, Kaye Ballard, Glenn Ford, Kathryn Hays, Sandy Baron, Bill Bixby. Regulars: Wally Cox, Abby Dalton, Charley Weaver

    11:00

JEOPARDY 

  COLOR      11:30

EYE GUESS 

  COLOR      11:55

NEWS 

  COLOR    Afternoon

    12:00

LET’S MAKE A DEAL—Game 

  COLOR      12:25

NEWS 

  COLOR      12:30

DONNA REED—Comedy

      1:00

FUGITIVE—Drama

      2:00

NEWLYWED GAME—Bob Eubanks 

  COLOR        2:30

DREAM GIRL   COLOR  Celebrities: Carol Lawrence, Jacques Bergerac, Robert Reed, Michael Callan. Host: Dick Stewart

      2:55

NEWS 

  COLOR        3:00

GENERAL HOSPITAL

      3:30

DARK SHADOWS

      4:00

DATING GAME 

  COLOR        4:30

DATELINE: HOLLYWOOD

      4:55

CHILDREN’S DOCTOR 

  COLOR        5:00

BEATLES—Cartoons

      5:30

CASPER—Cartoons

  Evening

      6:00

NEWS

      6:30

NEWS—Chet Huntley, David Brinkley 

  COLOR        7:00

GO!!!—Variety   SPECIAL  

  COLOR  Host: Ryan O’Neal. Guests: Noel Harrison, Rudy Valle, Herman’s Hermits, Buffalo Springfield, Brian Hyland and the Jokers, the Swingin’ Six, Donna Douglas, the David Winters Dancers

      8:00

I DREAM OF JEANNIE 

  COLOR        8:30

RAT PATROL—Drama 

  COLOR        9:00

BOGART—Documentary 

  COLOR      10:00

BIG VALLEY 

  COLOR      11:00

NEWS

    11:30

TONIGHT—Variety   COLOR  At press time, Bob Newhart was the scheduled host.

 

 

  -8- KSBW (SALINAS) (CBS, NBC)

  Morning

      7:00

TODAY   COLOR  Day 1 of a week in San Diego

      9:00

CANDID CAMERA

      9:30

CONCENTRATION—Game 

  COLOR      10:00

LIFE OF RILEY—Comedy

    10:30

DICK VAN DYKE

    11:00

LOVE OF LIFE

    11:25

NEWS 

  COLOR      11:30

EYE GUESS 

  COLOR      11:55

NEWS—Bud Walling 

  COLOR    Afternoon

    12:00

LET’S MAKE A DEAL—Game 

  COLOR      12:25

NEWS—Bud Walling

    12:30

AS THE WORLD TURNS—Serial 

  COLOR        1:00

PASSWORD—Game   COLOR  Celebrities: Agnes Moorehead, Barry Nelson

      1:30

HOUSE PARTY 

  COLOR        2:00

TO TELL THE TRUTH—Game 

  COLOR        2:25

NEWS 

  COLOR        2:30

EDGE OF NIGHT

      3:00

SECRET STORM

      3:30

MOVIE—Adventure

“Escape from Saigon” (French; 1961)

      5:30

MISTER ED—Comedy

  Evening

      6:00

NEWS

      6:30

NEWS—Walter Cronkite 

  COLOR        7:00

WYATT EARP—Western

      7:30

GILLIGAN’S ISLAND 

  COLOR        8:00

I DREAM OF JEANNIE 

  COLOR        8:30

LUCILLE BALL 

  COLOR        9:00

HERB ALPERT’S TIJUANA BRASS—Music   SPECIAL    COLOR  “Andy Griffith” and “Family Affair” will not be seen this evening

    10:00

MOVIE—Western   COLOR  “Across the Wide Missouri” (1951)

    11:30

TONIGHT—Variety   COLOR  At press time, Bob Newhart was the scheduled host.

 

 

  -9- KQED (BAY AREA) (EDUC.)

  Morning

      8:00

CLASSROOM—Education

Linguistics, social studies, Spanish, mathematics, science

  Afternoon

    12:00

TV KINDERGARTEN

    12:30

BRIDGE—Jean Cox

      1:10

CLASSROOM—Education

Geography, science, Spanish and French

      4:00

CREATIVE PERSON

      4:30

MISTEROGERS—Children

      5:00

TV KINDERGARTEN

      5:30

FRIENDLY GIANT—Children

      5:45

HEADS UP—Children

  Evening

      6:00

WHAT’S NEW—Children

      6:30

PORTRAIT IN MUSIC

      7:00

PROFILES IN COURAGE

      8:00

KALEIDOSCOPE—Discussion

Guest: Joan Ciardi. Host: James Day

      8:30

CREATIVEPERSON

      9:00

N.E.T. JOURNAL—Report

    10:00

CITY BEAT: MEL WAX

 

 

   9  KIXE (REDDING) (EDUC.)

  Morning

      8:30

CLASSROOM—Education

Spanish, mathematics, language arts, history

    11:40

DISCOVERY—Science

  Afternoon

    12:00

WHAT’S NEW—Children

    12:30

STITCH WITH STYLE—Sewing

      1:05

CLASSROOM—Education

Spanish, science

      5:15

ART INSTRUCTION

  Evening

      6:00

BROTHER BUZZ—Animals

      6:30

MUSICAL PORTRAITS

      7:00

WHAT’S NEW—Children

      7:30

STITCH WITH STYLE—Sewing

      8:00

N.E.T. JOURNAL—Report

      9:00

NINE TO GET READY—Health

      9:30

N.E.T. PLAYHOUSE—Drama

“Past Intruding”

    10:30

WASHINGTON: WEEK IN REVIEW

 

 

  10 KXTV (SACRAMENTO) (CBS)

  Morning

      6:00

CALENDAR—Sacramento

      6:30

SUNRISE SEMESTER

Man And Society

      7:00

FOCUS ON FARMING 

  COLOR        7:05

NEWS—Joseph Benti 

  COLOR        7:30

WINCHELL-MAHONEY—Children

      8:00

CAPTAIN KANGAROO

      9:00

CANDID CAMERA

      9:30

BEVERLY HILLBILLIES

    10:00

ANDY GRIFFITH

    10:30

DICK VAN DYKE

    11:00

LOVE OF LIFE

    11:25

NEWS 

  COLOR      11:30

SEARCH FOR TOMORROW—Serial   COLOR      11:45

GUIDING LIGHT 

  COLOR    Afternoon

    12:00

NEWS 

  COLOR      12:30

AS THE WORLD TURNS—Serial 

  COLOR        1:00

PASSWORD—Game   COLOR  Celebrities: Agnes Moorehead, Barry Nelson

      1:30

HOUSE PARTY 

  COLOR        2:00

TO TELL THE TRUTH—Game 

  COLOR        2:25

NEWS 

  COLOR        2:30

EDGE OF NIGHT

      3:00

SECRET STORM

      3:30

GYPSY ROSE LEE—Interviews   COLOR  Guests: Bonnie Scott, Barbara Luna, Farida Melendy

      4:00

MIKE DOUGLAS—Variety 

  COLOR        5:30

NEWS 

  COLOR    Evening

      6:00

NEWS—Walter Cronkite 

  COLOR        6:30

RIFLEMAN—Western

      7:00

TWILIGHT ZONE—Drama

“Jess-Belle,” part one

      7:30

GILLIGAN’S ISLAND 

  COLOR        8:00

MR. TERRIFIC—Comedy 

  COLOR        8:30

LUCILLE BALL 

  COLOR        9:00

HERB ALPERT’S TIJUANA BRASS—Music   SPECIAL    COLOR  “Andy Griffith” and “Family Affair” will not be seen this evening

    10:00

TO TELL THE TRUTH—Game 

  COLOR      10:30

PASSWORD—Game   COLOR  Celebrities: Eli Wallach, Florence Henderson

    11:00

NEWS 

  COLOR      11:30

MOVIE—Drama   COLOR  “Aloma of the South Seas” (1941)

 

 

  11 KNTV (SAN JOSE) (ABC)

  Morning

      8:25

SAN JOSE STATE REPORTS

      8:30

VOICE OF AGRICULTURE

      9:00

HOCUS POCUS—Children

      9:15

BUCKAROO 500—Buck Weaver

      9:30

HOCUS POCUS—Children

    10:00

DISCOVERY—Science

    10:30

DATELINE: HOLLYWOOD—Interview

Guests: Barbara Feldon, Carolyn Jones. Hostess: Joanna Barnes

    10:55

CHILDREN’S DOCTOR—Advice 

  COLOR      11:00

MARKET SWEEP 

  COLOR      11:30

ONE IN A MILLION

  Afternoon

    12:00

EVERYBODY’S TALKING

Celebrity: Zsa Zsa Gabor

    12:30

DONNA REED—Comedy

      1:00

PERRY MASON—Mystery

      2:00

NEWLYWED GAME—Bob Eubanks 

  COLOR        2:30

DREAM GIRL   COLOR  Celebrities: Carol Lawrence, Jacques Bergerac, Robert Reed, Michael Callan. Host: Dick Stewart

      2:55

NEWS 

  COLOR        3:00

GENERAL HOSPITAL

      3:30

DARK SHADOWS

      4:00

DATING GAME 

  COLOR        4:30

LARAMIE—Western

      5:30

NEWS—Peter Jennings 

  COLOR    Evening

      6:00

MIKE DOUGLAS—Variety   COLOR  Guests: Abbe Lane, Dom De Luise, Ruth Buzzi, Dr. Joyce Brothers, the E Thiats

      7:30

TRUE ADVENTURE—Documentary 

  COLOR        8:00

WONDERS OF THE WORLD 

  COLOR        8:30

RAT PATROL—Drama 

  COLOR        9:00

FELONY SQUAD—Drama 

  COLOR        9:30

PEYTON PLACE—Serial 

  COLOR      10:00

BIG VALLEY 

  COLOR      11:00

NEWS

    11:30

MOVIE—Adventure

“The Black Archer” (Italian; 1959)

 

 

  12 KHSL (CHICO) (CBS)

  Morning

      7:05

CHRISTOPHER PROGRAM 

  COLOR        7:35

NEWS—Joseph Benti 

  COLOR        8:00

CAPTAIN KANGAROO

      9:00

CANDID CAMERA

      9:30

BEVERLY HILLBILLIES

    10:00

ANDY GRIFFITH

    10:30

DICK VAN DYKE

    11:00

LOVE OF LIFE

    11:25

NEWS 

  COLOR      11:30

SEARCH FOR TOMORROW—Serial 

  COLOR      11:45

GUIDING LIGHT 

  COLOR    Afternoon

    12:00

PEOPLE ARE FUNNY

    12:30

AS THE WORLD TURNS—Serial 

  COLOR        1:00

PASSWORD—Game   COLOR  Celebrities: Agnes Moorehead, Barry Nelson

      1:30

HOUSE PARTY 

  COLOR        2:00

TO TELL THE TRUTH—Game 

  COLOR        2:25

NEWS 

  COLOR        2:30

EDGE OF NIGHT

      3:00

SECRET STORM

      3:30

NEWS FOR WOMEN—Posey

      3:35

MOVIE—Drama

“Middle of the Night” (1959)

      5:30

WELLS FARGO—Western

  Evening

      6:00

NEWS

      6:30

NEWS—Walter Cronkite 

  COLOR        7:00

FILM SPECIAL—Documentary   SPECIAL    COLOR  “The Vanishing Cowboy”

      7:30

GILLIGAN’S ISLAND 

  COLOR        8:00

MR. TERRIFIC—Comedy 

  COLOR        8:30

LUCILLE BALL 

  COLOR        9:00

HERB ALPERT’S TIJUANA BRASS—Music   SPECIAL    COLOR  “Andy Griffith” and “Family Affair” will not be seen this evening

    10:00

TO TELL THE TRUTH—Game 

  COLOR      10:30

PASSWORD—Game   COLOR  Celebrities: Eli Wallach, Florence Henderson

    11:00

NEWS

    11:30

JOEY BISHOP 

  COLOR        1:00

NEWS

 

 

  13 KOVR (SAC) (ABC)

  Morning

      6:30

NEWS

      7:00

CARTOONLAND 

  COLOR        7:15

KING KONG—Cartoons

      7:45

BEANY AND CECIL—Cartoons

      8:15

CARTOONLAND   COLOR        8:30

JACK LA LANNE 

  COLOR        9:00

DATING GAME

      9:30

FAVORITE PLAYHOUSE—Drama

    10:00

EVERYBODY’S TALKING

    10:30

DATELINE: HOLLYWOOD—Interview

Guests: Barbara Feldon, Carolyn Jones. Hostess: Joanna Barnes

    10:55

NEWS 

  COLOR      11:00

MARKET SWEEP 

  COLOR      11:30

ONE IN A MILLION

  Afternoon

    12:00

LORETTA YOUNG—Drama

    12:30

NEWS—Warren Rashleigh 

  COLOR      12:45

TODAY IN AGRICULTURE 

  COLOR        1:00

FUGITIVE—Drama

      2:00

NEWLYWED GAME—Bob Eubanks 

  COLOR        2:30

DREAM GIRL   COLOR  Celebrities: Carol Lawrence, Jacques Bergerac, Robert Reed, Michael Callan. Host: Dick Stewart

      2:55

NEWS 

  COLOR        3:00

GENERAL HOSPITAL

      3:30

DARK SHADOWS

      4:00

CAP’N DELTA—Cartoons 

  COLOR        4:30

HUCKLEBERRY HOUND 

  COLOR        5:00

NEWS—Warren Rashleigh 

  COLOR        5:30

NEWS—Peter Jennings 

  COLOR    Evening

      6:00

MOVIE—Western

“Kansas Pacific” (1953)

      7:30

IRON HORSE—Western 

  COLOR        8:30

RAT PATROL—Drama 

  COLOR        9:00

FELONY SQUAD—Drama 

  COLOR        9:30

PEYTON PLACE—Serial 

  COLOR      10:00

BIG VALLEY 

  COLOR      11:00

NEWS 

  COLOR      11:30

JOEY BISHOP 

  COLOR 

 

 

  19 KLOC (MODESTO) (IND.)

  Afternoon

      4:00

BUCKAROO 500—Children

      4:30

CARTOON FUN HOUSE

  Evening

      6:15

DENNIS THE MENACE—Comedy

      6:45

NEWS—Charles McEwan

      7:00

PORTER WAGONER—Music

      7:30

MOVIE—Drama

“Uncertain Glory” (1944)

      9:30

DANCE STAND—Gary Culver


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Published on April 24, 2023 05:00

April 22, 2023

This week in TV Guide: April 22, 1967




In our last episode, TV Guide's David Lachenbruch looked to the future to see what television might have in store for us. This week, he looks back to the past, in an interview with "the father of television," who says, "it realy hasn't turned out at all as I expected."
Dr. Vladimir Kosma Zworykin is currently Honorary Vice President of RCA and recently recived the National Medal of Science from President Johnson at a White House ceremony. The 77-year-old comes by his title as father of television honestly; as the inventor of both the first TV camera tube and the picture tube, his influence is compared to Marconi's in radio. Yet he "would rather look to the future than pack to the past."
But what a past. Zworykin first became interested in television in 1910 in St. Petersburg; after a sojourn in France, Zworykin came to the United States in 1918, and resumed his television experiments at Westinghouse where, in 1923, he demonstrated the first working television system without moving parts. Westinghouse may not have been impressed, telling Zworykin to "work on something more useful," but David Sarnoff was, and in 1929 Zworykin and his entire team moved over to RCA. Ten years later, Sarnoff formally launched the nation's first regular television broadcasting service with a televadts of President Roosevelt opening the New York World's Fair.
Looking back on it all, Zworykin is asked what he'd anticipated from his invention. "Certainly not Amos 'n' Andy," he says of the first television program he'd witnessed. "I essentially visualized an extension of human sight, to let us see what we couldn’t see with our own eyes—whatever was too small, too big, too dangerous or too far." In 1954, he'd written that one day the TV camera would be "the pioneer observer in interplanetary travel." But the entertainment potential quickly overshadowed the scientific, industrial, and educational potential. "You work with something and it blossoms, and turns out to be something quite different from what you visualized," he says, and TV's popularity probably did bring in the investment that allowed development of the products we're now seeing in science and medicine. 
As for his own viewing habits, Zworykin acknowledges that he doesn't watch much TV. "My wife watches, he says, "and she sometimes calls me when a good program is on." His favorites include opera and musical shows—"something which gives pleasure or is instructive." Asked about his opinion on current television, he's blunt: "Too often [programs] try to suit the taste of the majority, and there are many people who don’t agree with the majority. I think you can have a good program without killing half a dozen people in half an hour." He doesn't have much time for television, though; he's working in a new science called "medical engineering." Less than a decade ago, his team developed the radio endosonde, a tiny transmitter which aids in diagnosing ailments when the patient swallows it. Electronics, he ponts out, has already been indespensible in medicine, including closed-circuit TV training for doctors, and he things the computer will "save countless lives." 
Asked to sum it all up, Vladimir Zworykin says, "It has been my privilege to live long enough to see television grow and have my dreams of the past materialize,” and adds: “My only complaint is that it was far slower than we thought it would be.”
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During the 60s, the Ed Sullivan Show and The Hollywood Palace were the premiere variety shows on television. Whenever they appear in TV Guide together, we'll match them up and see who has the best lineup.
Sullivan: Scheduled: Bert Lahr; the McGuire Sisters; comedians Jackie Mason, George Kirby and Joan Rivers; singer Bobby Vinton; the Y Americans, a choral group from Brigham Young University in Utah; and balancer Agostino.  
Palace: Hostess Joan Crawford performs "The Dreamer," a dramatic scene about a little girl. Joan also presents singers Nancy Ames and Julius La Rosa; Tim "Rango" Conway, who plays a prison warden; the rock ‘n’ rolling Cyrkle; the Flying Cavarettas, teen-age aerialists; the acrobatic Halasis; and illusionist Ralph Adams.  

This is one of those weeks where the choice depends almost entirely on your own personal tastes. If you're a fan of Joan Crawford, you're probably going to let her pull Nancy Ames and Julius La Rosa across the finish line; meanwhile, if you're fond of Bert Lahr and Jackie Mason, you might the McGuire Sisters and Joan Rivers tag along. I don't have any strong feelings one way or another; if I was a real television historian I might rely on some video clips,but I'm really just typing as fast as I can, so I'm calling it a push.
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Throughout the 60s and early 70s, TV Guide's weekly reviews were written by the witty and acerbic Cleveland Amory. Whenever we get the chance, we'll look at Cleve's latest take on the shows of the era. 
I'm sure some of you are going to tell me you remember the Smothers Brothers from way back when, when they were only "folk-singing comedians." Or maybe you first saw them in their 1965 sitcom, which cast Tom in the unlikely role of an angel and served them poorly. For the rest of us, it's hard to imagine a time when the Smothers Brothers, agree with them or not, weren't associated with political controversy. (For reference, the Pete Seeger controversy doesn't occur until September 1967.)  But that's where we are, in the first season of The Smothers Brothers Comedy Hour, and it's almost as if Cleveland Amory is reviewing a show completely different from the one we've since come to know and love—or hate.
It's easy to overlook the "comedy" part of that title, given the trouble with the network and the White House that would come, but at this point, that's what this show is about, and Amory praises the format for allowing more of the "brotherly chit-spats" the duo are known for. Their personalities are defined and work well off each other, particularly Tommy's "Smothersese" doubletalk. At times their bits can remind you of great comedy teams of the past, especially one where Dick accidentelly claps to death a singing mosquito. Accused by Tom of being a murderer, Dick protests. "Everybody kills mosquitos," to which Tom replies, "I know everybody kills mosquitoes. That’s why so few of them make it in show business." All right, maybe it's not Abbott and Costello, but it's still funny. Also funny was a show featuring Jack Benny and George Burns as guests; says Cleve, "great as Benny and Burns have been, you had only to see the Smothers Brothers working with them to see how good the Brothers are now."
There are, however, clouds on the horizon, although they're easier to see in retrospect. Amory thought that a bit including Paul Revere and the Raiders that made fun of Revolutionary heroes was "on the edge of tastelessness," and a recent show that made fun of the Lindbergh flight to Paris ws "definitely over the edge." Nowadays the Founding Fathers are ridiculed as oppressive white men, and Lindbergh's star started to dim with his involvement with Germany before World War II, but in 1967 it was still standard to see them—rightly—as American icons, integral parts of the nation's history. As Amory says, "The line between poking fun and insulting heroes is a thin one—but it is a line." One we can see the Smothers Brothers only too willing to cross. CBS should have seen it coming.
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I've noted in the past how today's network television doesn't have much time for religious holidays compared to how things were in, say, 1967. I'm usually talking about Christmas or Easter, but this week it's Passover, and you'd certainly know it by Sunday's programming. 
CBS offers a Sunday morning doubleheader of sorts, beginning at 8:00 a.m. PT with Ben-Gurion on the Bible, an interview with former Israeli Prime Minister David Ben-Gurion, who talks about how the Bible's teachings apply to today's world. That's followed at 8:30 a.m. by Passover Today, a roundtable discussion on the meaning of Passover and how it relates to modern times. 
NBC's Eternal Light (5:00 p.m.) presents "How Far Away, How Long Ago," a half-hour drama baesd on a story by 1966 Nobel Prize winner S.Y. Agnon, about two lonely people who attend a Seder together. And later, on their acclaimed documentary series Project 20 (10:00 p.m.), Alexander Scourby narrates "The Law and the Prophets," a look at Old Testament history as seen through paintings of the old masters, including Michelangelo, Rembrandt, Velazquez, Rubens, Raphael and Caravaggio, with music by Robert Russell Bennett. The program is presented without commercial interruption. A few years previously, Project 20 did a similar story on Christmas, and I'd imagine this one is equally good—but then, as my wife says, you'd listen to Alexander Scourby read from the phone book.
Perhaps the most interesting program of the day is on ABC's religion program Directors, which expands to an hour to present the one-act Passover opera "The Final Ingredient," about a Seder held in a Nazi concentration camp. (2:30 p.m.) The music is by the very interesting composer David Amram* with a libretto by Arnold Weinstein, based on a play by Defenders creator Reginald Rose; the opera was commissioned by ABC.
*Fun fact: David Amram also composed the score for The Manchurian Candidate, among other movies.
Specials like this are cultural as well as religious, and obviously the networks don't think the audience for them will be limited to those celebrating Passover. What's changed now? You could argue that programs for Christmas, Easter, Passover, what have you, are passe because not everyone shares those beliefs. You know what? They never did. Perhaps there were more who did back then, but even those who didn't allowed for their cultural importance. Again, what's changed now? Never mind; I'm sure I know the answer.
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Bob Newhart is scheduled to be the guest host for Johnny Carson this week on The Tonight Show, and therein lies a story. Johnny's involved in one of his periodic contract disputes with NBC, according to Richard K. Doan's Doan Report, and nobody's quite sure what the future holds. It all has to do with the recent AFTRA strike, which we covered  here (you might remember it as the one that made Arnold Zenker a star). Carson honored the picket line during the strike, but, according to the excellent website Eyes of a Generation , in his absense, "NBC was airing Carson reruns without having negotiated a fee in advance, which his contract called for." Carson insisted that "My contract was terminated" because of NBC's actions, while the network maintained a more concilatory approach. ("We still hope Johnny will return.") Jimmy Dean has already done two weeks in Carson's place and Newhart is up next.
Behind the scenes, Carson's lawyer is supposedly talking with CBS, which is looking for its own late-night show (and finally settles on one with Merv Griffin), while NBC, having just signed Newhart to a new contract, has him waiting in the winds "in case the network decided to switch instead of fight the Carson battle." Of course, we know how this all ends; Carson returns to the show on April 24 (meaning Newhart isn't needed), and while various sources dispute the amount of money Carson was making before and after the walkout, he gets a nice bump in salary upon his return. In all likelihood, neither Carson nor NBC were probably ever serious about there being a split.
But this does create one of those "what-if" scenarios, doesn't it? Suppose NBC had moved on from Carson; after all, he'd only been hosting The Tonight Show for five years, the same length of time that Jack Paar had been the host, and while he was popular, he was hardly an institution at that point. Had Carson gone to CBS, that could have changed the entire dymanic of the late-night battle, or he might have stayed with the show for a few more years and then gone on to something else. Newhart had substituted for Carson several times; had he taken over the show, would he have ever had his succession of hit sitcoms? Would Merv have wound up back at NBC, the network he'd started out at? What about Steve Allen, who started Tonight? And let's not forget that Joey Bishop had started his own show on ABC the week before Carson's return (Carson supposedly waited a week to come back, so that he wouldn't upstage Bishop's debut)—does Bishop become a success? Does he still quit ABC in a contract dispute, ceding the slot to Dick Cavett? Does Jack Paar himself make a dramatic return somewhere? And does the talk show format ever get bumped back to an hour, changing the chemistry of the shows forever? One can only wonder.
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It's a week of specials, but we'll begin Saturday night with a couple of classic Barbara Stanwyck movies that are pretty special themselves. At. 11:00 p.m. on KXTV, it's Double Indemnity, with Stanwyck and Fred MacMurray in one of the great noirs of all time. Or, you could opt for Stanwyck and William Holden in Golden Boy on KHSL; it's the second half of a double feature that begins at 10:00 p.m. with Day of the Badmen, starring—Fred MacMurray. No matter which way you turn, you can't lose here.
The Bell Telephone Hour ends its penultimate season with "El Prado: Masterpieces and Music" (Sunday, 6:30 p.m., NBC), a tour of Spain's famed El Prado art museum, led by the magnificent classcal guitarist Andrés Segovia. Among the priceless masterpieces at the El Prado are works by Goya, Velazquez, and El Greco. There's also a one-hour documentary on Humphrey Bogart on ABC (8:00 p.m.), narrated by Charlton Heston, that points out the continuing fascination with Bogart. I mention this because KTVU has an episode of the 1963-64 series Hollywood and the Stars earlier in the evening, and the introductory episode of that series was about Humphrey Bogart. Bogart has a dynamic presence on-screen, and I doubt his movies will ever not be popular. I wonder, though, whether the interest in him in the 1960s also has to do with the masculinity he projects—the "Bogart mystique," as it's referred to here—and whether people felt it was a quality in short supply in this hippie era. Just thinking out loud; don't pay any attention to me.
If I wanted to pursue that theory, I might be inclined to look at Monday's KRON-produced special "The Vanishing Cowboy" (7:00 p.m.). After all, read this description: "See the cowboy of today:A man who's traded his pistol for a hypodermic needle to fight livestock diseases instead of Indians. A man who still ropes, herds and brands cattle in the age-old manner, but lives a life far different than his fictional counterpart—a life perhaps destined to disappear in our time." Note the repeated use of the word "man" as if to imply "real man" or "manly man"; you see it in the Bogart special as well. There are people who would probably call that toxic today. Again, I'm probably thinking too much here, but there are things. . .
Let's look at something else, like Herb Alpert and the Tijuana Brass, in their first television special (funny how the ads always like to point that out), presented by Singer as part of their continuing series of "Singer Presents" music specials; others in the past and future include Frank Sinatra, Elvis (his comeback special), Tony Bennett, and Burt Bacharach. (Monday, 9:00 p.m., CBS) Herb had some really big hits back then; the special features hits like "A Taste of Honey," "Lonely Bull," "Tijuana Taxi," and more. Oh, and note the special offers in the ad, including $75 off of a new Singer color TV. Who knew?
On Tuesday, a CBS News Special entitled "Inside Pop—The Rock Revolution" (10:00 p.m.) features Leonard Bernstein "exploring the world of pop music." Usinghis piano and recordings, Bernstein shows what he thinks is, and isn't valuable in today's sound. We also see performances and interviews with Herman's Hermits, Brian Wilson, the Hollies, Janis Ian, Tim Buckley and others, (And an ad on the page for "significant new talent" Janis Ian's new album, courtesy of Verve/Folkways. The ads in this issue are great!) By the way, you can see that special here .
Wednesday, the Hallmark Hall of Fame presents Jean Simmons, Claire Bloom, and Keith Michell in "Soldier in Love," the story of the friendship between Queen Anne and her friends John and Sarah Churchill*, the first Duke and Duchess of Marlborough. (7:30 p.m., NBC) If you want something a little less highbrow, you might check out tonight's Batman (7:30 p.m., ABC), which stars David Wayne as Jervis Tetch, the Mad Hatter, in his first and, I believe, only appearance. You can see the exciting conclusion tomorrow night, same Bat-time, same Bat-channel.
*Fun fact #1: John and Sarah Churchill were the ancestors of Winston Churchill. Fun fact #2: Winston Churchill's daughter, actress Sarah Churchill, was the first host and occasional star of Hallmark Hall of Fame.
Thursday, the hottest fashion model around, Twiggy, is the subject of an ABC profile (8:00 p.m.), shot cinema-verité style by fashion photographer Bert Stern in New York, during the first of three show on her U.S. tour. Yes, fashion models used to go on tour; now I suppose they make reality shows. In non-specials, Dean Martin features twice tonight; first, in the movie Toys in the Attic (9:00 p.m., CBS), an adaptation of the Lillian Helman play that, according to Judith Crist, is decidedly not special (it's "strictly from fantasyland and leads straight to disastersville."). Better to stick with Dean's variety show (10:00 p.m., NBC), with a great guest lineup of Peggy Lee; comedians Buddy Hackett, Guy Marks, and Rowan and Martin; and singer-dancer Dorothy Provine.
Friday's CBS movie is a rerun of the political thriller Advise and Consent, based on Allen Drury's Pulitzer Prize-winning novel, directed by Otto Preminger, with an all-star cast including Henry Fonda, Charles Laughton, Don Murray, Walter Pidgeon, Lew Ayres, Franchot Tone, Peter Lawford, and Burgess Meredith. (9;00 p.m.) Not withstanding Judith Crist's thumbs-down ("a mechanically contrived tale that promises much and delivers a bland morality tale"), it's an entertaining-enough movie, although the script has some outrageous factual errors; I find it falls far short of Drury's novel, which itself has become somewhat stale over the years. Premimger wasn't one for sticking to the story, though; he wanted to cast Martin Luther King Jr., if you can believe it, as one of the senators (King reportedly did consider the offer); when someone pointed out to him that there were no black senators at the time, Preminger replied, "Well, there should be." He also offered Richard Nixon the role of vice president; Nixon refused as well, and the role went to Lew Ayres
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No MST3K update this week, but here's an episode of Voyage to the Bottom of the Sea that would have made a splendid "cheesy movie": "Nelson must defeat an ingenious adversary who has learned to control vegetable growth—and who's planning to create a conquering army of plant creatures. Nelson: Richard Basehart. Ben/John Wilson: William Smithers. Crane: David Hedison. Morton: Bob Dowdell. (Sunday, 5:00 p.m., KOVR) I don't think the Satellite of Love could have done any better. TV  
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April 21, 2023

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First, a bit of self-promotion, as I'm wont to do in this space. Well, after all, it is my space to begin with; if I'm not going to blow my own horn, who is? But I digress: last week I had the pleasure of once again appearing on the Dan Schneider Video Interview; Dan and I are discussing the topic "Why Columbo Is Great." Easy topic there, right? Anyway, I'd be greatly pleased if you'd take some time to check it out; you can see it here . Thanks again to Dan, and please accept my apologies for the poor visual setup on my end; I have corrected the flaws so that my next appearance will look much more aesthetically pleasing, and in the meantime feel free to listen to the audio while you're looking at sometime else.
No that that's out of the way (you have no idea how uncomfortable I am with self-promotion), we'll get to this week's highlights, starting at bare-bones e-zine, where Jack's Hitchcock Project takes us to the works of Talmage Powell, and the sixth-season episode " The Kiss-Off ," with Rip Torn brilliant as always.
"Legendary television" is on the docket at Cult TV Blog, as John travels back to the 1970s for " Penda's Fan ," an episode of the BBC anthology series Play for Today. It's an ambitious drama that manages to cram in sexuality, theology, Manichaeism, and the music of Edward Elgar. Talk about ambitious indeed!
Some great news from Jodie at Garroway at Large, as we're treated to a preview of the cover for her long-awaited Peace: The Wide, Wide World of Dave Garroway, Television's Original Master Communicator. Stay tuned for more information, including how to order. I can't wait!
I don't know how many great female television directors there have been over the years; probably not enough. At Eyes of a Generation you can read about the first: Francis Buss Buch , who joined CBS in the 1940s and made her mark with a number of firsts, as you can read about.
Ready for some more about The Avengers? How about " The Murder Market, " a nasty little story about a dating agency that's a cover for an assassination bureau. Can Steed and Emma get to the bottom of it? Find out in this week's entry at The View from the JunkyardTV  
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April 19, 2023

The Descent into Hell: "The Monsters are Due on Maple Street" (1960)




Maple Street, Anytown, U.S.A. A nice place to live, where the neighbors are friendly, where the children play in the street, where (this being the very beginning of the 1960s) you imagine nobody locks their doors at night. Jim and Betty Anderson might live next door, Donna and Alex Stone across the street, and the Cleavers just around the corner, right next to where Steve Douglas is raising his three sons. It’s that kind of neighborhood.
Let’s take a walk down Maple Street, shall we? It might not look terribly interesting to us right now, but in just a little while, everyone in this close-knit community will be trying to kill each other. And if you pay close attention, you’ll have a how-to manual on how to destroy a civilization.
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As the story opens on our idyllic little setting—"A tree-lined little world of front porch gliders, barbecues, the laughter of children, and the bell of an ice cream vendor."—a shadow passes over the neighborhood, along with a roar and a bright flash of light. (Note: stories in which a shadow passes over you rarely end well.) At first, everyone is content with a simple explanation: it’s probably a meteor.
Soon, they discover that something has happened. Not only has there been a power outage, but things that aren’t dependent on electricity—gas stoves, lawnmowers, phones, portable radios, even cars—have stopped working. There’s no logical explanation for it, no reason why all these different items should stop working. The neighbors gather in the street to discuss the situation; as Steve Brand (Claude Akins) says, what has happened doesn’t make sense. "It isn’t just the power failure, Charlie," he tells a friend. "If it was, we’d still be able to get a broadcast on the portable [radio]." One of the other neighbors, Pete Van Horn (Ben Elway), decides to cut through the back yard to Floral Street, and see if they’re having the same trouble. Meanwhile, Charlie (Jack Weston) and Steve start the walk downtown (remember, the cars don’t work) to check with the police.  
Just then, they’re warned by Tommy (Jan Handzlik), a young teenager, that they’d better not go. "They don’t want you to," he says. When Steve asks him who "they" are, Tommy replies, "Whoever was in that thing that came by overhead." The neighbors are skeptical, but Tommy is insistent: "It’s always that way, in every story I ever read about a ship landing from outer space." Steve tells the boy to go home, but he continues; nobody will be able to leave "except the people they’d sent down ahead of them. They looked just like humans." However fanciful Tommy’s theory, it has unsettled the neighbors even more, and angered some of them. Tommy continues on about the aliens, though. According to the stories he’s read, "They sent four people. A mother and a father and two kids who looked just like humans. But they weren’t."
As the fear intensifies, so does the paranoia. Les Goodman’s (Barry Atwater) car suddenly starts on its own, and someone remembers seeing him in his backyard late nights, looking up at the sky "as if he were waiting for something." When Steve tries to diffuse the situation, Charlie brins up the radio set he works on in his basement. "What kind of ‘radio set’ you workin' on?" he asks Steve. "I never seen it. Neither has anyone else. Who you talk to on that radio set? And who talks to you?" 
As the neighbors trade accusations, they’re silenced by the approach of a figure walking in the darkness. One of them, Don, points a shotgun at the figure. Steve tries to calm him down, but Charlie grabs the gun from Don’s hands. "No more talk, Steve. You're going to talk us into a grave! You'd let whatever's out there walk right over us, wouldn't yuh? Well, some of us won't!" With that he fires at the figure, which turns out to be—Pete Van Horn, returning from Spring Street. He’s dead. 
You know you're in trouble when Claude Akins
is your voice of reason
Charlie frantically tries to defend himself, and then the lights in his house suddenly come on. Now he’s become the prime suspect. "You were so quick to kill, Charlie," Goodman says, "and you were so quick to tell us who we had to be careful of. Well, maybe you had to kill. Maybe Peter there was trying to tell us something. Maybe he'd found out something and came back to tell us who there was amongst us we should watch out for—" Charlie runs, and the group chases him back to his house. In desperation, he points the finger at the boy, Tommy. "He knew!" a woman chimes in: "He was the only one who knew! He told us all about it. Well, how did he know? How could he have known?"
Up and down the street, lights start flashing on and off. It’s Bob Weaver’s house! one person says. It’s Don Martin’s place! says another. It’s the kid, Charlie repeats. Soon it’s every family for themselves, as full-scale rioting breaks out. As it does, the camera pans back to a spacecraft, hidden in the darkness. The meteor was, in fact, an alien ship, and two aliens are observing the havoc on Maple Street. "Understand the procedure now?" one of them says. "Just stop a few of their machines and radios and telephones and lawn mowers...throw them into darkness for a few hours and then you just sit back and watch the pattern." The second alien asks if the pattern is always the same. Yes, replies the first. "With few variations. They pick the most dangerous enemy they can find...and it's themselves. And all we need do is sit back...and watch." And what happens next? "Their world is full of Maple Streets. And we'll go from one to the other and let them destroy themselves. One to the other...one to the other...one to the other…"   
Don’t you just love a twist ending like that?
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Our third excursion into The Twilight Zone, "The Monsters Are Due on Maple Street," aired on CBS on March 4, 1960; it was the twenty-second episode of the series, aired on CBS. Viewers who've watched The Twilight Zone remember the episode vividly (it's considered one of the show's greatest stories); in 2009, Time named it one of the ten best TZ episodes. Even those who haven't watched the series may well have heard of it.
The script, not surprisingly, is by Rod Serling, and allegorical interpretations abound. Serling clearly intends this to be one of his "message" scripts; his closing narration states that "thoughts, attitudes, prejudices" are weapons found only in our minds, and that "prejudices can kill...and suspicion can destroy...and a thoughtless, frightened search for a scapegoat has a fallout all of its own—for the children and the children yet unborn." It could be a treatise on McCarthyism and the Red Scare, or a warning about racism; both are causes that were close to Serling’s heart. It's definitely meant to, as one critic put it, "turn a mirror on ourselves."
The point is, there’s something timeless about this story, as there is about all great stories. Whatever allegory Serling might have intended at the time, one can watch it today and find all kinds of meaning in it. It could be about terrorism, discrimination, immigration, fear of the "different"—even COVID.
Do you remember, during the COVID panic, how people were being urged to "snitch" on those they saw violating the norms of "social distancing"? We saw social media ridicule individuals who fail to join in nightly neighborhood celebrations of health workers. We read of places of business that discriminated against people based on their vaccination status. And we heard about families across America being torn apart along political and ideological lines. We divided as we always do, whether liberal or conservative, Republican or Democrat, red state or blue, vaxxer or anti-vaxxer. We made claims, exchanged accusations, and hurled invective. Those who claimed to be protecting lives were called tyrants; those who claimed to be protecting jobs were called traitors. If we didn’t close everything up, people would die. If we didn’t open everything up, people would die. And, as is always the case, anyone who disagreed with us was a fool. 
That’s why, when the COVID restrictions first started, I immediately thought of "The Monsters," and the picture it painted of people being turned against one another, of resentments coming to the surface. 
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Maybe the residents of Maple Street always harbored dark thoughts about their neighbors. It would be strange if they didn’t; what we say to our neighbors as we chat over the fence or across the street isn’t always the same as what we say when we’re in the privacy of our homes, with the doors and windows shut.  There, beyond earshot of others, we experience a kind of domestic in vino veritas—"in wine, there is truth," only in this case it’s what happens within the confines of our four walls. (In domus veritas?)
Some people think of this as hypocrisy, but others would use the term civilized. We know what is expected of us in public, or at least we used to know. You don’t tell a new mother that her child is ugly. You don’t tell people their clothes make them look fat. You know the routine. The withholding of your true opinion until you’re safely behind doors—it’s a basic kindness, but it’s really more than that. It’s one of the foundations of a civilized society. Without it, we’d find it impossible for even the most basic of human interactions. 
What happens when we weaponize those thoughts, though, when we use them against the subjects of those thoughts? When we share those thoughts with others, with friends or neighbors or acquaintances ("Did you hear what Ralph was doing last night?"), it’s called gossip; it’s a sin, and rightly so. And it results in a breakdown in trust, even if the subject of your whisperings never gets wind of it. After all, what do you think when someone shares gossip with you? If you really think about it, you’d wonder, "If this is what he says about Ralph when he’s not around, what does he say about me when I’m not around?" And when you add fear to the equation, when you bring these whisperings out in the open so everyone can hear them, they become accusations, and those eccentricities and hobbies become traitorous efforts to communicate with aliens from another world. That was the goal of the aliens in "The Monsters," and it worked wonderfully.
But what happens when you share them with, let’s say, an agent of the government, or some other figure of authority? That’s called being an informant, although there’s a better, more descriptive word for it—snitch. Some people snitch for ideological reasons, some do it for profit, some to achieve a sort of protection by insinuating themselves with the government, some to curry favor with the authorities. And not only is it an effective way of gathering information, it creates a sense of fear and paranoia. Most important, the lack of trust creates an environment making it difficult, if not impossible, to form a cohesive opposition. That is the goal of a totalitarian government, and it often works wonderfully.
The COVID scare, like other scares of the past that were manipulated and used by the government to exercise a certain kind of power, brought out the worst in people, or at least brought it to the surface. It acted not as a unifier, a "We’re all in this together" moment. It didn’t create bonds, it ruptured them. Whatever the motives happened to be, for individuals and communities alike, the attempts to isolate and discriminate created that very sense of unease and mistrust that a totalitarian might well desire. 
And if it walks like a duck and quacks like a duck. . .
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In 2003, there was a remake, of sorts, of "The Monsters are Due on Maple Street." It was part of one of the periodic revivals of The Twilight Zone, and it was called  "The Monsters are on Maple Street" with a script by Erin Maher and Kay Reindl, and a "story by" credit to Serling; whether the new title is an improvement or not is up to you, based on whether you think external events can turn people into monsters, or whether they’re already monsters to begin with. 
In the 2003 "Monsters," the prime suspects are not aliens, but terrorists. As the panic and uncertainty caused by a mysterious power surge spreads up and down Maple Street, hidden jealousies and simmering resentments come to the surface. Suspicion immediately falls on a family new to the neighborhood; they’ve put up a chain link fence around their property, and they were the only ones not to fly a flag on Veterans’ Day. The discovery of surveillance cameras around everyone’s house convinces the neighbors that the new family must be terrorists; the father works at an electrical firm (explaining the presence of the cameras), and their house is the only one on Maple Street that still has electricity. Instead of a full-scale riot, the neighbors invade the new family’s home, leaving them fearing for their lives.  
Meanwhile, in a truck parked on an isolated street (the classic "black van"?) two U.S. Army soldiers observe the ongoing attack on television monitors. It was the Army, not aliens or terrorists or the Boogie Man, that was responsible for the power surge. It’s all part of an experiment on "isolated communities" to see "how people behave in times of crisis." The military’s hope, apparently, was that such communities would band together under a common threat, but It’s clear from the reaction of the two that Maple Street has failed miserably, taking only five hours to descend into chaos and violence. As the new family’s house goes up in flames, one of the soldiers remarks, "If the other civilian security tests went like this, we’re all in trouble." 
In his closing voiceover, Forrest Whittaker, host of this incarnation of The Twilight Zone, comments that in a time of uncertainty, "we're so sure that villains lurk around every corner that we will create them ourselves if we can't find them. For while fear may keep us vigilant, it's also fear that tears us apart."And America itself may in be jeopardy if Americans divide against one another so quickly.
The plot of this version resembles that of the 1963 Outer Limits episode "Nightmare," in which we are led to believe that aliens are holding prisoner and interrogating several soldiers from Earth, taken in an interplanetary war (although not explicitly stated, the "Unified Earth" forces presumably represent the United Nations). At the episode’s conclusion, we find out that this is actually an experiment being conducted by the Earth’s united military to see how men respond to interrogation and psychological stress. In both cases, we find out that the perpetrators of this cruel hoax are governments, who have no compunction about using their own citizens as guinea pigs. 
Of course, we know the stories about how the United States government experimented on black men  for 40 years during the 20th Century, or how we discovered that the government had been spraying zinc cadmium sulfide , a toxic substance, in cities around the country as part of a military experiment. (And this is just the tip of the iceberg.) Nothing to fear though, even though subsequent research suggests the government may have added a radioactive agent to the chemical compound. After all, they’re from the government and they’re here to help.
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Someone once said that behind every act of violence, there’s a desire for revenge. If this is true, and it doesn’t occur to me to doubt it, then a story such as "The Monsters are Due on Maple Street" should chill us to the marrow, as I’m sure Serling intended. We can understand the concept of revenge; most of us have, at one time or another, felt the desire to get even for something that’s happened to us, and we’ve probably done things that have made others want to get even for what we’ve done to them. For some people, that desire metastases into a grudge, a lifelong attempt to even the score; the result is usually either a ruined life or the stuff of epic literature. A lot of the time we’re trying to get even for things than in retrospect might seem small: an insult, an injustice, a stolen girlfriend. Other times, we’re confronted with something more serious: a murdered relative, an abused child, something so horrific that we not only understand the desire, we empathize with it, we defend it, we might even (if we have the opportunity) help facilitate it. These may be more rare, but they’re also more visible.
However—
What about the idea of someone who reacts violently to us because of who we are, what we are, what we represent? What kind of a threat can we possibly pose to them? Why on earth are they trying to get even with us?
What did I ever do to you? you ask them. Their reply: You exist.
They’re driven by envy, jealousy, a feeling of inferiority, a simmering resentment. They feel as if life has dealt them a bad hand, that they haven’t been treated the way they should be, that the world hasn’t given them what they deserve. They resent your success, your happiness, your philosophy, your beliefs. They’ll use terms like unearned privilege and cultural appropriation and various types of oppression, because you don’t recognize them for what they are: the elites, the enlightened, the superior. You don’t bow down to them, and they want to make sure you get the message. They’re determined to take it out on you because somehow it’s your fault, because in the end there has to be a scapegoat. There are no longer two sides to every story; there’s only one: theirs. Because error has no rights. And if you offer a differing opinion, they’ll deny it, because they don’t want to lose their influence, their leverage, their power. 
And it really is all about that, isn’t it? Power. The kind that thrives on fear and intimidation, that pits friends, neighbors, and countrymen against one another. Whether it’s an alien force looking to conquer Earth, a government experimenting on its own citizens, or a regime willing to subvert and divide to remain in control.  
On June 16, 1858, Abraham Lincoln delivered what came to be known as his "House Divided" speech, given before an assembly at the Illinois State Capitol in Springfield. It is not only one of Lincoln’s most famous speeches, it’s one of the most cherished in Americana; in the speech’s money quote, the future president says that "A house divided against itself cannot stand." It is a philosophy that resounds throughout American history; Benjamin Franklin, at the signing of the Declaration of Independence, is supposed to have said, "We must all hang together or we will all hang separately" (although he wasn’t credited with it until 1840, making its origins somewhat suspect). Through wars and depressions and external threats, from Shay’s Rebellion to the Civil War to Vietnam, some of the nation’s greatest crises have come from times when "Neighbors turned against neighbors, [and] even fathers and sons turned against each other." The Founding Fathers spoke of America as a great experiment, but reminded us that there were no guarantees of success. 
Throughout history, civilizations have faced many threats; but it seems as if it’s always the internal ones that are the most chilling, that cause the most damage and destruction. Those are the stakes, and in case there are any doubts, recall the words from which Lincoln drew his inspiration. For as Christ said, "Every kingdom divided against itself is brought to desolation, and every city or house divided against itself will not stand." It’s a warning that has yet to be disproved. And then we will know the monsters are here, because we will have seen them. They are us. TV 
 OTHER ENTRIES IN THIS SERIES: 1984 Darkness at Noon Dialogues of the Carmelites The Obsolete Man Murder in the Cathedral Number 12 Looks Just Like You The Children's Story. . . but not just for children Moloch A Taste of Armageddon The Architects of Fear The Brotherhood of the Bell The General
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April 17, 2023

What's on TV? Wednesday, April 17, 1968




We've got a lot of programs on tap today, although it's up to you as to whether or not they amount to anything. But one of the things I'm reminded of is how many people have had talk shows over the years. We've seen issues from the 1970s that featured Donald O'Connor, Allen Ludden, and Peter Marshall with their own shows, and this week we see one from Pat Boone, in addition to those with Steve Allen, Merv Griffin and Mike Douglas. (And of course Johnny Carson and Joey Bishop.) One of the interesting things about all of them were made to run 90 minutes (even though some of them are cut to 60 minutes in particular markets). Most of us know that Tonight was originally an hour and 45 minutes, which Johnny succeeded in cutting back to an hour and a half; later on, he would also be responsible for cutting it further, to one hour. Each time, everyone else fell in line, and now the standard running time for all talk shows is one hour. It's to the genre's detriment; Johnny was able to pull it off because he knew how to interview, but now a guest comes out and does his schtick and plugs whatever he has coming up, then then next guest shows up and does the same thing. Maybe there's a musical guest, and that's about it. The art of the couch, where guests stuck around and engaged in conversation, is all but gone from American television. You'll still find it this week, though, in this issue from Northern California.
  -2- KTVU (BAY AREA) (IND.)

  Morning

      8:45

RELIGION—Lutheran 

  COLOR        9:00

POPEYE—Cartoons

      9:30

ROMPER ROOM—Children 

  COLOR      10:30

JACK LA LANNE 

  COLOR      11:00

LAW AND MR. JONES—Drama

    11:30

STAR PERFORMANCE—Drama

  Afternoon

    12:00

NEWS 

  COLOR      12:30

PASSWORD—Game   COLOR  Celebrities: Ross Martin, June Lockhart

      1:00

MOVIE—Mystery

“The Madonna’s Secret” (1946)

      3:00

PDQ—Game 

  COLOR  Celebrities: Shari Lewis, Robert Q. Lewis, Dick Patterson

      3:30

CAPTAIN SATELLITE 

  COLOR        4:30

UNCLE WALDO—Cartoons 

  COLOR        5:00

LEAVE IT TO BEAVER

      5:30

DENNIS THE MENACE—Comedy

  Evening

      6:00

PATTY DUKE—Comedy

      6:30

McHALE’S NAVY—Comedy

      7:00

I LOVE LUCY—Comedy

      7:30

LOWELL THOMAS—Adventure 

  COLOR        8:00

SECRET AGENT—Adventure

      9:00

WEDNESDAY SHOWCASE

    10:00

NEWS 

  COLOR      10:30

PAT MICHAELS 

  COLOR      11:00

MOVIE—Drama

“Beyond the Curtain” (English; 1960)

 

 

  -3- KCRA (SACRAMENTO) (NBC)

  Morning

      5:55

FARM NEWS 

  COLOR        6:00

RHYME AND REASON

      7:00

TODAY   COLOR  Guests: John Kenneth Galbraith, Vivienne Colle

      9:00

SNAP JUDGMENT   COLOR  Guests: William Shatner, Jessica Walter

      9:25

NEWS—Nancy Dickerson 

  COLOR        9:30

CONCENTRATION—Game 

  COLOR      10:00

PERSONALITY   COLOR  Celebrities: Bill Cullen, Sheila McRae, Betsy Palmer. On-film: Robert Culp

    10:30

HOLLYWOOD SQUARES—Game   COLOR  Celebrities: Vic Damone, Gypsy Rose Lee, Ruta Lee, Paul Lynde, Greg Morris, Jan Murray, Wally Cox, Rose Marie, Charley Weaver

    11:00

JEOPARDY 

  COLOR      11:30

EYE GUESS 

  COLOR      11:55

NEWS—Edwin Newman 

  COLOR    Afternoon

    12:00

NEWS 

  COLOR      12:30

MERV GRIFFIN—Variety   COLOR  Scheduled: Jack E. Leonard, Muhammad Ali, Brenda Lee, Dick Capri, Doris Lilly

      1:30

ANOTHER WORLD 

  COLOR        2:00

YOU DON’T SAY—Game   COLOR  Celebrities: Abbe Lane, Mickey Manners

      2:30

MATCH GAME   COLOR  Guests: John Forsythe, Dorothy Loudon

      2:55

NEWS—Floyd Kalber 

  COLOR        3:00

MOVIE—Adventure

“The Scarlet Pimpernel” (English; 1935)

      5:00

FLINTSTONES 

  COLOR        5:30

TRAVENTURE THEATRE 

  COLOR    Evening

      6:00

NEWS—Chet Huntley, David Brinkley 

  COLOR        6:30

NEWS—Whitten, Jervis 

  COLOR        7:30

VIRGINIAN—Drama 

  COLOR        9:00

JULIE ANDREWS—Variety   SPECIAL    COLOR  Guests: Gene Kelly, the New Christy Minstrels

Pre-empted: “Kraft Music Hall”

    10:00

RUN FOR YOUR LIFE 

  COLOR      11:00

NEWS 

  COLOR      11:30

JOHNNY CARSON   COLOR  Scheduled: Jack Douglas and his wife Reiko

 

 

  -4- KRON (BAY AREA) (NBC)

  Morning

      6:25

FARM NEWS 

  COLOR        6:30

MICHIGAN—Education 

  COLOR        7:00

TODAY   COLOR  Guests: John Kenneth Galbraith, Vivienne Colle

      9:00

SNAP JUDGMENT   COLOR  Guests: William Shatner, Jessica Walter

      9:25

NEWS—Nancy Dickerson 

  COLOR        9:30

CONCENTRATION—Game 

  COLOR      10:00

PERSONALITY   COLOR  Celebrities: Bill Cullen, Sheila McRae, Betsy Palmer. On-film: Robert Culp

    10:30

HOLLYWOOD SQUARES—Game   COLOR  Celebrities: Vic Damone, Gypsy Rose Lee, Ruta Lee, Paul Lynde, Greg Morris, Jan Murray, Wally Cox, Rose Marie, Charley Weaver

    11:00

JEOPARDY 

  COLOR      11:30

EYE GUESS 

  COLOR      11:55

NEWS—Edwin Newman 

  COLOR    Afternoon

    12:00

LET’S MAKE A DEAL—Game 

  COLOR      12:30

DAYS OF OUR LIVES 

  COLOR        1:00

DOCTORS—Serial 

  COLOR        1:30

ANOTHER WORLD 

  COLOR        2:00

YOU DON’T SAY—Game   COLOR  Celebrities: Abbe Lane, Mickey Manners

      2:30

MATCH GAME   COLOR  Guests: John Forsythe, Dorothy Loudon

      2:55

NEWS—Floyd Kalber 

  COLOR        3:00

DIVORCE COURTF—Drama 

  COLOR        3:30

MOVIE—Drama

“Perfect Strangers” (1950)

      5:00

FLINTSTONES 

  COLOR        5:30

ADDAMS FAMILY—Comedy

  Evening

      6:00

NEWS 

  COLOR        6:30

NEWS—Chet Huntley, David Brinkley 

  COLOR        7:00

WIDE WONDERFUL WORLD 

  COLOR        7:30

VIRGINIAN—Drama 

  COLOR        9:00

JULIE ANDREWS—Variety   SPECIAL    COLOR  Guests: Gene Kelly, the New Christy Minstrels

Pre-empted: “Kraft Music Hall”

    10:00

RUN FOR YOUR LIFE 

  COLOR      11:00

NEWS 

  COLOR      11:30

JOHNNY CARSON   COLOR  Scheduled: Jack Douglas and his wife Reiko

      1:00

MOVIE—Drama

“The D.I.” (1957)

 

 

  -5- KPIX (BAY AREA) (CBS)

  Morning

      6:00

SUNRISE SEMESTER—Education   COLOR  Near East: “The Autocrat of the Romans and His Empire”

      6:30

ART OF THE ACTOR—Education

      7:00

NEWS COMMENTARY 

  COLOR        7:05

NEWS—Joseph Benti 

  COLOR        7:30

NEWS—Ron Magers

      8:00

CAPTAIN KANGAROO 

  COLOR        9:00

HOTLINE—Discussion 

  COLOR      10:00

SECRET STORM—Serial 

  COLOR      10:30

DICK VAN DYKE

    11:00

LOVE OF LIFE—Serial 

  COLOR      11:25

NEWS—Joseph Benti 

  COLOR      11:30

SEARCH FOR TOMORROW—Serial 

  COLOR      11:45

GUIDING LIGHT 

  COLOR    Afternoon

    12:00

NEWS 

  COLOR      12:30

AS THE WORLD TURNS—Serial 

  COLOR        1:00

LOVE IS A MANY SPLENDORED THING—Serial 

  COLOR        1:30

HOUSE PARTY   COLOR  Guest: Alfred Sheinwold

      2:00

TO TELL THE TRUTH—Game 

  COLOR        2:25

NEWS—Douglas Edwards 

  COLOR        2:30

EDGE OF NIGHT—Serial 

  COLOR        3:00

MIKE DOUGLAS—Variety   COLOR  Guests: Secretary of HEW Wilbur Cohen, Connie Francis, Dick Lord

      4:30

MERV GRIFFIN—Variety   COLOR  Scheduled: Jack E. Leonard, Muhammad Ali, Brenda Lee, Dick Capri, Doris Lilly

  Evening

      6:00

NEWS 

  COLOR        6:30

NEWS—Walter Cronkite 

  COLOR        7:00

MARSHAL DILLON—Western

      7:30

LOST IN SPACE—Adventure 

  COLOR        8:30

BEVERLY HILLBILLIES 

  COLOR        9:00

GREEN ACRES 

  COLOR        9:30

HE & SHE—Comedy 

  COLOR      10:00

JONATHAN WINTERS   COLOR  Guests: Jack Jones, Fran Jeffries

    11:00

NEWS 

  COLOR      11:30

MOVIE—Comedy

“Ball of Fire” (1941)

 

 

  -6- KVIE (SACRAMENTO) (NET)

  Morning

      9:00

CLASSROOM—Education

Recess: 11:30 A.M.-1:05 P.M.

  Afternoon

      1:05

CLASSROOM—Education

Ch. 6 laves the air: 2:30-5:15 P.M.

      5:15

MISTEROGERS—Children

      5:45

FRIENDLY GIANT—Children

  Evening

      6:00

MISTEROGERS—Children

      6:30

KINDERGARTEN—Education

      7:00

WHAT’S NEW—Children

      7:30

SACRAMENTO FILE—Nichols

      8:00

NEWS IN PERSPECTIVE

      9:00

WORLD PRESS

    10:00

JULIA CHILD   SPECIAL  After the program: an impressionistic film short about two jazz players

 

 

  -7- KGO (BAY AREA) (ABC)

  Morning

      5:30

EXPEDITION CALIFORNIA

      6:00

A.M.—Jim Dunbar 

  COLOR        8:00

VIRGINIA GRAHAM—Interviews 

  COLOR  Scheduled: Betsy Palmer, Elaine Strich

      8:30

MOVIE—Comedy

“The Bridal Path” (English; 1958)

    10:30

DICK CAVETT—Variety   COLOR  Guests: Robert Merrill, Arlene Dahl

  Afternoon

    12:00

BEWITCHED—Comedy

    12:30

TREASURE ISLE 

  COLOR        1:00

DREAM HOUSE—Game 

  COLOR        1:30

WEDDING PARTY—Game 

  COLOR        2:00

NEWLYWED GAME 

  COLOR        2:30

BABY GAME 

  COLOR        2:55

CHILDREN’S DOCTOR—Dr. Lendon Smith 

  COLOR        3:00

GENERAL HOSPITAL—Serial 

  COLOR        3:30

DARK SHADOWS—Serial 

  COLOR        4:00

DATING GAME 

  COLOR        4:30

MOVIE—Drama   COLOR  “Salome” (1953)

  Evening

      6:30

NEWS—Bob Young 

  COLOR        7:00

NEWS—Grimsby, Foster

      7:30

OUR TIME IN HELL   SPECIAL    COLOR  “The Avengers” is pre-empted

      8:30

DREAM HOUSE 

  COLOR        9:00

DRAMA SPECIAL   SPECIAL 

  COLOR  “The Desperate Hours” (1967)

    11:00

NEWS 

  COLOR      11:30

JOEY BISHOP—Variety   COLOR  First anniversary show

      1:00

MOVIE—Western

“Drum Beat” (1954)

      3:05

MOVIE—Drama   COLOR  “Roar of the Crowd” (1953)

      4:30

HAWAIIAN EYE—Mystery

 

 

  7W KRCR (REDDING) (ABC, NBC)

  Morning

      7:00

TODAY   COLOR  Guests: John Kenneth Galbraith, Vivienne Colle

      9:00

JACK LA LANNE—Exercise

      9:30

CONCENTRATION—Game 

  COLOR      10:00

PERSONALITY   COLOR  Celebrities: Bill Cullen, Sheila McRae, Betsy Palmer. On-film: Robert Culp

    10:30

HOLLYWOOD SQUARES—Game   COLOR  Celebrities: Vic Damone, Gypsy Rose Lee, Ruta Lee, Paul Lynde, Greg Morris, Jan Murray, Wally Cox, Rose Marie, Charley Weaver

    11:00

JEOPARDY 

  COLOR      11:30

EYE GUESS 

  COLOR      11:55

NEWS—Edwin Newman 

  COLOR    Afternoon

    12:00

LET’S MAKE A DEAL—Game 

  COLOR      12:30

TREASURE ISLE 

  COLOR        1:00

DREAM HOUSE—Game 

  COLOR        1:30

WEDDING PARTY—Game 

  COLOR        2:00

NEWLYWED GAME 

  COLOR        2:30

MATCH GAME   COLOR  Guests: John Forsythe, Dorothy Loudon

      2:55

NEWS—Floyd Kalber 

  COLOR        3:00

GENERAL HOSPITAL—Serial 

  COLOR        3:30

DARK SHADOWS—Serial 

  COLOR        4:00

DATING GAME 

  COLOR        4:30

BEWITCHED—Comedy

      5:00

GREATEST SHOW 

  COLOR    Evening

      6:00

NEWS 

  COLOR        6:30

NEWS—Chet Huntley, David Brinkley 

  COLOR        7:00

THAT GIRL—Comedy 

  COLOR        7:30

VIRGINIAN—Drama 

  COLOR        9:00

DRAMA SPECIAL   SPECIAL  

  COLOR  “The Desperate Hours” (1967)

    11:00

NEWS 

  COLOR      11:30

JOHNNY CARSON   COLOR  Scheduled: Jack Douglas and his wife Reiko

 

 

  -8- KSBW (SALINAS) (CBS, NBC)

  Morning

      7:00

TODAY   COLOR  Guests: John Kenneth Galbraith, Vivienne Colle

      9:00

SNAP JUDGMENT   COLOR  Guests: William Shatner, Jessica Walter

      9:25

NEWS—Nancy Dickerson 

  COLOR        9:30

CONCENTRATION—Game 

  COLOR      10:00

PERSONALITY   COLOR  Celebrities: Bill Cullen, Sheila McRae, Betsy Palmer. On-film: Robert Culp

    10:30

HOLLYWOOD SQUARES—Game   COLOR  Celebrities: Vic Damone, Gypsy Rose Lee, Ruta Lee, Paul Lynde, Greg Morris, Jan Murray, Wally Cox, Rose Marie, Charley Weaver

    11:00

LOVE OF LIFE—Serial 

  COLOR      11:25

NEWS—Joseph Benti 

  COLOR      11:30

EYE GUESS 

  COLOR      11:55

NEWS—Bud Walling 

  COLOR    Afternoon

    12:00

LET’S MAKE A DEAL—Game 

  COLOR      12:30

AS THE WORLD TURNS—Serial 

  COLOR        1:00

LOVE IS A MANY SPLENDORED THING—Serial 

  COLOR        1:30

HOUSE PARTY   COLOR  Guest: Alfred Sheinwold

      2:00

TO TELL THE TRUTH—Game 

  COLOR        2:25

NEWS—Douglas Edwards 

  COLOR        2:30

EDGE OF NIGHT—Serial 

  COLOR        3:00

SECRET STORM 

  COLOR        3:30

MOVIE—Melodrama

“The Terror” (1963)

      5:30

MUNSTERS—Comedy

  Evening

      6:00

NEWS—Frank Tracy

      6:30

NEWS—Walter Cronkite 

  COLOR        7:00

BRANDED—Western

      7:30

VIRGINIAN—Drama 

  COLOR        9:00

GREEN ACRES 

  COLOR        9:30

HE & SHE—Comedy 

  COLOR      10:00

RUN FOR YOUR LIFE 

  COLOR      11:00

NEWS

    11:30

JOHNNY CARSON   COLOR  Scheduled: Jack Douglas and his wife Reiko

 

 

  -9- KQED (BAY AREA) (NET)

  Morning

      7:30

EFFICIENT READING—Education 

  COLOR        8:15

CLASSROOM—Education

Recess: 11:35 A.M. – 12 Noon

  Afternoon

    12:00

KINDERGARTEN—Education

    12:30

CRITICS’ CIRCLE—Reviews

      1:05

CLASSROOM—Education

Ch. 9 leaves the air 4-4:30 P.M.

      4:30

POINT OF VIEW—Discussion

      5:00

MISTEROGERS—Children

Guest: Met baritone John Reardon

      5:30

WHAT’S NEW—Children

  Evening

      6:00

FRIENDLY GIANT—Children

      6:15

LONDON LINE—Report 

  COLOR        6:30

OPERA REVIEW—San Francisco

      7:00

FRENCH CHEF—Cooking

      7:30

CITY BEAT—Mel Wax

      8:00

NEWS IN PERSPECTIVE

      9:00

WORLD PRESS 

  COLOR      10:00

JULIA CHILD   SPECIAL    COLOR  After the program: an impressionistic film short about two jazz players

    11:00

YOGA FOR HEALTH—Exercise

 

 

  9W KIXE (REDDING) (NET)

  Morning

      8:40

CLASSROOM—Education

      9:05

CLASSROOM—Education

Recess: 11:45 A.M.-1:05 P.M.

  Afternoon

      1:05

CLASSROOM—Education

Ch. 9 leaves the air 3:15-5:45 P.M.

      5:45

PEN POINTS—Handwriting

  Evening

      6:00

MISTEROGERS—Children

      6:30

KINDERGARTEN—Education

      7:00

WHAT’S NEW—Children

      7:30

GUEST BOOK—Discussion

Guest: Dr. Paul Ehrlich

      8:00

NEWS IN PERSPECTIVE

      9:00

WORLD PRESS 

    10:00

JULIA CHILD   COLOR  After the program: an impressionistic film short about two jazz players

 

 

  10 KXTV (SACRAMENTO) (CBS)

  Morning

      6:00

ACROSS THE FENCE 

  COLOR        6:30

SUNRISE SEMESTER—Education   COLOR  Near East: “The Autocrat of the Romans and His Empire”

      7:00

FOCUS ON FARMING 

  COLOR        7:05

NEWS—Joseph Benti 

  COLOR        7:30

SUN-UP—Interview 

  COLOR        8:00

CAPTAIN KANGAROO 

  COLOR        9:00

CANDID CAMERA—Comedy

      9:30

BEVERLY HILLBILLIES

    10:00

ANDY GRIFFITH—Comedy

    10:30

DICK VAN DYKE

    11:00

LOVE OF LIFE—Serial 

  COLOR      11:25

NEWS—Bill Windsor

    11:30

SEARCH FOR TOMORROW—Serial 

  COLOR      11:45

GUIDING LIGHT 

  COLOR    Afternoon

    12:00

NEWS 

  COLOR      12:30

AS THE WORLD TURNS—Serial 

  COLOR        1:00

LOVE IS A MANY SPLENDORED THING—Serial 

  COLOR        1:30

HOUSE PARTY   COLOR  Guest: Alfred Sheinwold

      2:00

TO TELL THE TRUTH—Game 

  COLOR        2:25

NEWS 

  COLOR        2:30

EDGE OF NIGHT—Serial 

  COLOR        3:00

SECRET STORM 

  COLOR        3:30

PAT BOONE—Variety   COLOR  Guests: Frankie Laine, Phil Ford and Mimi Hines, Minnie Pearl, Suzy Parker, the American Breed

      4:30

MIKE DOUGLAS—Variety   COLOR  Guests: Secretary of HEW Wilbur Cohen, Connie Francis, Dick Lord

  Evening

      6:00

NEWS 

  COLOR        7:00

NEWS—Walter Cronkite 

  COLOR        7:30

LOST IN SPACE—Adventure 

  COLOR        8:30

BEVERLY HILLBILLIES 

  COLOR        9:00

GREEN ACRES 

  COLOR        9:30

HE & SHE—Comedy 

  COLOR      10:00

JONATHAN WINTERS   COLOR  Guests: Jack Jones, Fran Jeffries

    11:00

NEWS 

  COLOR      11:30

MOVIE—Western   COLOR  “Charles Eagle of Santa Fe” (West German; 1966)

 

 

  11 KNTV (SAN JOSE) (ABC)

  Morning

      7:45

TV CREDIT COURSE—History

      8:30

HOCUS POCUS—Cartoons

      9:00

HOCUS POCUS CLUBHOUSE

      9:30

BULLWINKLE—Cartoons

    10:00

JACK LA LANNE 

  COLOR      10:30

DICK CAVETT—Variety   COLOR  Guests: Robert Merrill, Arlene Dahl

  Afternoon

    12:00

LU RYDEN—Variety

    12:30

TREASURE ISLE 

  COLOR        1:00

DREAM HOUSE—Game 

  COLOR        1:30

WEDDING PARTY—Game 

  COLOR        2:00

NEWLYWED GAME 

  COLOR        2:30

BABY GAME 

  COLOR        2:55

CHILDREN’S DOCTOR—Dr. Lendon Smith 

  COLOR        3:00

GENERAL HOSPITAL—Serial 

  COLOR        3:30

DARK SHADOWS—Serial 

  COLOR        4:00

DATING GAME 

  COLOR        4:30

SEVEN SEAS—Travel 

  COLOR        5:00

PERRY MASON—Mystery

  Evening

      6:00

MIKE DOUGLAS—Variety   COLOR  Guests: Secretary of HEW Wilbur Cohen, Connie Francis, Dick Lord

      7:30

OUR TIME IN HELL   SPECIAL    COLOR  “The Avengers” is pre-empted

      8:30

DREAM HOUSE 

  COLOR        9:00

DRAMA SPECIAL   SPECIAL  

  COLOR  “The Desperate Hours” (1967)

    11:00

NEWS

    11:30

OUTDOOR WORLD 

  COLOR      11:35

MOVIE—Musical

“She’s Back on Broadway” (1953)

 

 

  12 KHSL (CHICO) (ABC, CBS)

  Morning

      7:00

EXISTENCE—Agriculture 

  COLOR        7:30

NEWS—Joseph Benti 

  COLOR        7:55

ROGER RAMJET 

  COLOR        8:00

CAPTAIN KANGAROO 

  COLOR        9:00

CANDID CAMERA—Comedy

      9:30

BEVERLY HILLBILLIES

    10:00

ANDY GRIFFITH—Comedy

    10:30

DICK VAN DYKE

    11:00

LOVE OF LIFE—Serial 

  COLOR      11:25

NEWS—Joseph Benti

    11:30

SEARCH FOR TOMORROW—Serial 

  COLOR      11:45

GUIDING LIGHT 

  COLOR    Afternoon

    12:00

DIVORCE COURT—Drama 

  COLOR      12:30

AS THE WORLD TURNS—Serial 

  COLOR        1:00

LOVE IS A MANY SPLENDORED THING—Serial 

  COLOR        1:30

HOUSE PARTY   COLOR  Guest: Alfred Sheinwold

      2:00

TO TELL THE TRUTH—Game 

  COLOR        2:25

NEWS 

  COLOR        2:30

EDGE OF NIGHT—Serial 

  COLOR        3:00

SECRET STORM 

  COLOR        3:30

MIKE DOUGLAS—Variety   COLOR  Guests: Secretary of HEW Wilbur Cohen, Connie Francis, Dick Lord

      5:00

MERV GRIFFIN—Variety   COLOR  Scheduled: Jack E. Leonard, Muhammad Ali, Brenda Lee, Dick Capri, Doris Lilly

  Evening

      6:00

NEWS 

  COLOR        6:30

NEWS—Walter Cronkite   COLOR        7:00

PERRY MASON—Mystery

      8:00

DATING GAME   COLOR  Celebrity guest: Lesley Gore

      8:30

BEVERLY HILLBILLIES 

  COLOR        9:00

GREEN ACRES 

  COLOR        9:30

FELONY SQUAD—Drama 

  COLOR      10:00

JONATHAN WINTERS   COLOR  Guests: Jack Jones, Fran Jeffries

    11:00

NEWS 

  COLOR      11:30

JOEY BISHOP—Variety   COLOR  First anniversary show

 

 

  13 KOVR (SACRAMENTO) (ABC)

  Morning

      6:25

NEWS 

  COLOR        6:30

ED ALLEN TIME 

  COLOR        7:00

CARTOONLAND 

  COLOR        8:20

SPIDER-MAN—Cartoons

      8:50

CARTOONLAND 

  COLOR        9:00

DATING GAME

      9:30

TRUTH OR CONSEQUENCES—Game 

  COLOR      10:00

BABY GAME

    10:25

COMMUNITY CALENDAR 

  COLOR      10:30

DICK CAVETT—Variety   COLOR  Guests: Robert Merrill, Arlene Dahl

  Afternoon

    12:00

BEWITCHED—Comedy

    12:30

NEWS—Rashleigh 

  COLOR      12:45

AGRICULTURE TODAY 

  COLOR        1:00

DREAM HOUSE—Game 

  COLOR        1:30

WEDDING PARTY—Game   COLOR        2:00

NEWLYWED GAME 

  COLOR        2:30

DIVORCE COURT—Drama 

  COLOR        3:00

GENERAL HOSPITAL—Serial 

  COLOR        3:30

DARK SHADOWS—Serial 

  COLOR        4:00

CAP’N DELTA—Cartoons 

  COLOR        5:00

NEWS—Rashleigh 

  COLOR        5:30

NEWS—Bob Young 

  COLOR    Evening

      6:00

MOVIE—Comedy

“The Music Man” (1948)

      7:30

OUR TIME IN HELL   SPECIAL    COLOR  “The Avengers” is pre-empted

      8:30

DREAM HOUSE 

  COLOR        9:00

DRAMA SPECIAL   SPECIAL  

  COLOR  “The Desperate Hours” (1967)

    11:00

NEWS 

  COLOR      11:30

JOEY BISHOP—Variety   COLOR  First anniversary show

 

 

  19 KLOC (MODESTO) (IND.)

  Afternoon

      5:00

FILM FEATURE

      5:30

CARTOON FUN HOUSE

  Evening

      6:30

TONY CHAVEZ—Variety

      6:55

NEWS—Charles McEwen

      7:00

PORTER WAGONER—Music

      7:30

MOVIE—Drama

“The True Story of Lynn Stuart” (1958)

      9:30

JOAQUIN ESTEVES—Variety

 

 

  20 KEMO (BAY AREA) (IND.)

  Afternoon

      3:30

STAN WILSON—Children 

  COLOR    Evening

      6:00

GILLIGAN’S ISLAND—Comedy 

  COLOR        6:30

COMBAT!—Drama 

  COLOR        7:30

OF LANDS AND SEAS—Travel 

  COLOR        8:30

JACK BENNY—Comedy

      9:00

MOVIE—Drama

“China Girl” (1942)

    11:00

ONE STEP BEYOND—Drama

    11:30

NEWS—Hal Peterson 

  COLOR 

 

 

  36 KGSC (SAN JOSE) (IND.)

  Afternoon

      3:00

FILM FEATURE 

  COLOR        3:30

WORLD OF WOMEN—Adel Hall

      4:30

COSMO’S CASTLE—Children

      5:00

WELLS FARGO—Western

  Evening

      6:00

YOU ASKED FOR IT—Jack Smith

      6:30

COW TOWN JAMBOREE—Music

      7:00

MOVIE—Musical Comedy

“Rainbow Island” (1944)

      8:30

MERV GRIFFIN—Variety   COLOR  Guests: Carol Burnett, Marty Ingels, Harvey Korman, Rodney Dangerfield, Irwin Corey, the Happenings

    10:00

JOE PYNE—Discussion

Guests: Nathanial Brandon, Richard Landers

 

 

  44 KBHK (BAY AREA) (IND.)

  Afternoon

    12:00

CARTOONS—Children 

  COLOR        1:00

PAT BOONE—Variety   COLOR  Guests: Dorothy Lamour, Ronnie Schell, Ron Eliron, Marty Ingels

      2:30

FATHER KNOWS BEST—Comedy

      3:00

MY FRIEND FLICKA—Drama 

  COLOR        3:30

CAPT. SAN FRANCISCO 

  COLOR    Evening

      6:00

LITTLE RASCALS—Comedy

      6:30

MISTER ED—Comedy

      7:00

DOBIE GILLIS—Comedy

      7:30

HONEYMOONERS—Comedy

      8:00

HAZEL—Shirley Booth 

  COLOR        8:30

STEVE ALLEN—Variety   COLOR  Guests: Leonard Nimoy, Charley Weaver, Henson Cargill

    10:00

NEWS 

  COLOR      10:30

JOE DOLAN!—Discussion

Guests: John McGuire, Ed Corey, Dennis Beall

    11:15

MOVIE—Drama

“Highway Dragnet” (1954)


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April 15, 2023

This week in TV Guide: April 13, 1968




It's time once again for a visit from our favorite television tech expert, TV Guide's  David Lachenbruch. We're used to his articles every fall, when he gives us a preview of the new model televisions for the coming year, but this week David is really looking ahead, to the future of television technology over the next 20 or so years.
We're in the 21st year of American television, and during that time more than 140 million sets have been manufactured, and "no other institution or industry in our history has achieved so much growth or so much influence in so short a time." For all that, though, "remarkable and revolutionary changes" are on the way, changes that will transform your TV from an appliance housed as an attractive piece of furniture to a "system," an "electronic-communication center that touches on almost every phase of your daily life." And since his future is our past, we're able to see just how accurate his predictions were.
For example, in five years (1973), you'll be able to take advantage of the Home Video Recorder (HVR), which we'll come to know and love as the VCR. This gizmo, which will cost less than $500, will allow you to record and replay your favorite shows, watch pre-recorded movies and other programming that you can buy or rent at the store, and make and show home movies, courtesy of a midget camera included with the HVR. You'll also have more television than ever to choose from, thanks to cable TV; it's already in use in over two million homes, but by 1973 your wired system should provide you with "20 or 25 channels, including the regular on-the-air stations." You'll be able to see everything from 24-hour weather to local city council meetings to "Teleshop" —where you can shop for clothes, toys, or groceries and then place your order by phone. On the technology side, tiny integrated circuits mean large-screen sets will be reduced in size by about a third, and you'll rarely have to adjust your picture.
In ten years (1978), your television will be able to receive faxes; your list of reading material (books, magazines, newspapers) will print overnight and be ready for you to read the next morning. Your picture tube will now be so thin that you'll be able to hang it on your wall "in an attractive furniture frame," and every room in your house will be wired with closed-circuit cameras so you can monitor your baby or see who's at the door. There will be pocket-sized portable TVs, operaing without batteries or line cords, " 'stealing' power through the air from near-by TV or radio stations." We'll even be able to view live color TV from the moon, although "It's not clear whether the commentary will be in English or Russian." 
Fifteen years (1983) will bring a change in the aspect ratio of your screen to that of movie theaters. You'll have a sharper picture as well, "as the result of a switch from the present 525 horizontal TV lines to 1000 or more, vastling increasing the resolution of the picture." You'll be able to use push buttons to teleshop (instead of ordering on your phone), take telecourses, and maybe even vote in elections. And you may be able to use your television to see the person you're talking to on the phone; a small screen will be built into your telephone for more private conversations.
Why are they sitting so close to the screen?As television enters the 1990s, your flat screen will display pictures "virtually life-size and in realistic depth, without the need for special viewing eyeglasses." You'll be connected to a nationwide computer grid that will allow you to acces just about anything you want, 24 hours a day—you'll be able to "solve math problems, tell you your bank balance, help junior with his homework, look up recipes, make travel reservations, map out auto routes (and supply you with instructions for the exact setting of your autopilot) and perform a wide variety of other services." There will be "Telegames," video games you can play against the computer, with results shown on your screen. Transponders sewn into your children's clothes will allow you to track them wherever they might be in the neighborhood. 
And so on. As you can see, Lachenbruch's predictions are remarkably accurate. Not all of it came via the TV, of course; the home computer really became the hub of the telecommunications revolution, and many of the achievements that Lachenbruch mentions actually come from your mobile phone. But the flat screen hanging on the wall? The high-resolution picture? VCRs, DVRs, wireless communcation, home shopping channels? Distance learning? Absolutely! He's even a little behind the curve on some things; those color TV images from the moon, for instance, actually came in 1969 on Apollo 12 (that is, before the camera was ruined by accidentally pointing it at the sun). 
In fact, if there's anything he didn't anticipate, it's that television would become irrelevant to so many people, although it's taken much longer for that to happen. Who would think that speciality cable stations, for instance—one of the achievements predicted since the 1950s—would come and go, pushed out by the medium's insatiable desire for profit? Or that the traditional television network would be replaced by on-demand programming, streaming, and video games? Could he have even anticipated the "cutting the cord" movement? Or that most of us would carry our entertainment around with us in our pockets? Maybe only insane minds could have come up with that; after all, the whole world seems pretty crazy from our perspective today.
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After eight seasons as Dr. Alex Stone, the "foil and kindly domestic mediator" of The Donna Reed Show, Carl Betz must have jumped at the chance to play a role with some real weight to it, that of the high-profile, high-octane defense attorney Clinton Judd, on Judd for the Defense. As Betz sat, "slightly numb," in executive producer Paul Monash's office, "I realized he was serious, but I kept wondering, 'Why me?' I knew there must be others they wanted. Then Paul said, 'You might be just the man,' and I heard myself say, 'You’re damn right.' "
As Michael Fessier Jr. notes in this week's profile, Betz was not the first choice of ABC; they were thinking more along the lines of Chuck Connors or Martin Landeau. But Connors would have demanded part ownershihp of the show. and besides, he'd already failed once as a defense attorney, in Arrest and Trial, only four years ago. (Although to be fair, a lot of that was the fault of the show's premise.) Meanwhile, Landeau has busy as Rollin Hand on Mission: Impossible, although he would have been an interesting choice. But Monash prides himself on his casting acumen, and personally, I can't imagine anyone better for the role that Carl Betz. He plays Judd with the intensity of a man finally getting a chance to show what he can do; says soundman Jerry Kosloff, "Carl really lives the part. He has worked his tail off. He has a lot riding on this show." 
For too long, Betz had been stuck in the kind of roles that didn't require him to flex his muscles—"three crummy Westerns," as he describes his days at Fox, and a long stint on Love of Life—culminating in his eight years as Dr. Alex Stone. And he won't put down those years on Donna Reed; "I miss the fun we used to have," he tells Fessier, but admits, "after eight years you run out of material." It left him all feeling that "The goal in an actor's mind can be a great illusion." Between seasons of the Reed show, though, he'd done "some heavyweight drama" in local theater—plays like "Night of the Iguana" and "Krapp’s Last Tape." Monash had seen those performances and liked them, and, when it came time to cast Judd, he remembered them. Betz imbues a gravity and dignity to a role that could easily become preachy and strident; and wears Judd's Western hat and string tie with an easy confidence. He's become a smash critically, often getting better reviews than the show itself, and he'll wind up with an Emmy for best actor in a drama.
Betz admits he's an Anglophile; his greatest acting admiration is for the English theater and actors like Paul Scofield. Don't get the idea that he's putting down "lowbrow" shows, though. "There is a place for The Flying Nun and The Donna Reed Show," he says, "and a place for shows like Judd and The Defenders." Nerves are flying high on the Judd set right now, as everyone waits for word from the network as to whether or not the show's going to get picked up for a second season; as everyone acknowledges, Betz has puat everything on the line for this show. It's rallied from the bottom of the ratings to a place in the low 30s, and Monash's emphasis on current issues (race, rape, sex) helps. It will only run two seasons; both the series and Betz deserve more. One contemporary critic has remarked that had Betz not died at the young age of 56, he might in time have pulled a Brian Cranston, evolving in the public mind from sitcom characters to being seen primarily in dramatic roles. As far as I'm concerned, though, Carl Betz has nothing left to prove.
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That takes care of our cover stories, so let's see what's on the tube this week. Anything?
The first of golf's major championships is on Saturday and Sunday; CBS carries third round coverage of the Masters Saturday at 2:00 p.m PT, while Sunday's coverage begins at 1:00 p.m. The tournment provides one of the strangest endings ever: British Open champion Roberto De Vicenzo appears at first to have tied Bob Goalby for the lead (which would have necessitated an 18-hole playoff on Monday), but he was found to have signed an incorrect scorecard, having failed to notice a mistake on the 17th hole (where he was marked down for a par rather than a birdie); and winds up one shot behind Goalby. I wouldn't call this a controversy; while some people feel the punishment was unduly harsh, the rules are the rules; De Vincenzo himself will tell reporters, "What a stupid I am" for the error; he blames neither the rules nor his playing partner, Tommy Aaron (who'd written down the wrong number), but instead takes sole responsibility, and wins many fans for his gracious acceptance of his fate. 
Sunday is Easter, and Duke Ellington takes the spotlight with a performance of his "Sacred Concert," filmed during the piece's premiere last January at the Episcopal Cathedral Church of St. John the Divine in New York. (8:00 a.m., CBS) There's no copy of this concert on YouTube, but you can see an excerpt of a subsequent performance from 1969 here . Opera stars Cesare Siepi and Judith Raskin appear in the Bell Telephone Hour's Easter special, "Going to Bethlehem" (6:30 p.m,. NBC); in this case, the Bethlehem is in Pennsylvania, home of the Bethlehem Bach Festival, and the centerpiece is Bach's epic Mass in B Minor. Meanwhile, ABC's Easter offering is a repeat of the 1953 drama The Robe (8:00 p.m.), with Richard Burton, Jean Simmons, and Victor Mature. The movie is known for being the first done in Cinemascope; Judith Crist calls it "relatively tasteful," but notes that its Cinemascope spectacle is mostly lost on the small screen.
On Monday, Nancy Sinatra hosts "Movin' with Nancy," a "fast-paced musical tour" (don't you just love those canned descriptions?) with daddy Frank, Dean Martin, Sammy Davis Jr., and Lee Hazlewood. (9:00 p.m., NBC) The ad tells us that this special won Nancy the coveted "Hollywood Star of Tomorrow" award; and while I might have thought it was due more to her last name, who am I to disagree? At 9:30 p.m., in a sign of things to come, NET Journal shows highlights of Canada's Liberal Party Leadership Convention, in which party members come together to select a new party leader; since the Liberals control Parliament, this means the new party leader will become Prime Minister. The three leading contenders are External Affairs Minister Paul Martin, Justice Minister Pierre Trudeau, and Transport Minister Paul Hellyer. Trudeau, the winner, will go on to become one of the most prominent and colorful leaders on the world scene. 
Tuesday's Jerry Lewis Show features a stellar cast, with Count Basie and his orchestra and Mel Torme providing the entertainment. (8:00 p.m., NBC) At 9:30 p.m., David Susskind's Open End (9:00 p.m., KQED) takes on three subjects you'll rarely see discussed on the same show: comedian Ronny Graham, who was jailed for refusing to pay alimony, discusses the unfairness of the system; Gore Vidal, author of Myra Breckenridge, and Fr. Morton Hill debate censorship; and there's a discussion on astrology. Next, Harry Reasoner profiles a true Renaissance man: Gordon Parks. (10:00 p.m., CBS) Parks is considered one of the greatest photographers of all time, frequently looking at the plight of American blacks, but in his spare time he also directed Shaft and Shaft's Big Score with Richard Roundtree; composed classical music and ballets; wrote books on photography, plus poetry, novels, and three momoirs; and helped found Essence magazine. What have you done since you got up  this morning?
On Wednesday afternoon we'll see one of Jack Nicholson's early cult classics, The Terror (3:30 p.m., KSBW), with Boris Karloff and Sandra Knight. Karloff is the real star, and portions of the movie wound up in Peter Bogdanovich's movie Targets. The story of the making of the movie is probably more interesting than the movie itself; I'm surprised it's never been made into a movie. Later on, it's a rerun of Julie Andrews' Peabody-and Emmy-winning 1965 special, where she's joined by Gene Kelly and the New Christy Minstrels (9:00 p.m., NBC). If you don't want music, give a second go to the 1967 telemovie The Desperate Hours, one of David Susskind's video remakes of classic movies (9:00 p.m., ABC); in this version, Arthur Hill and Teresa Wright are the Hilliards, whose lives are upended by a home invasion by three escaped convicts: George Segal (in the Humphrey Bogart role), Michael Conrad, and Barry Primus. And if that doesn't work, switch over to NET at 10:00 p.m., where Julia Child takes us behind the scenes at a White House state dinner.
You'll recall—I'm sure of it—a while back, when we looked at The Tunnel , the true story of a group digging a tunnel from East to West Berlin to aid refugees escaping the Communists. Well, as proof that truth can be more engaging than fiction, there's Thursday night's movie Escape from East Berlin (Thursday, 9:00 p.m., NBC), based more or less on the true story (and made in the same year as The Tunnel), with Don Murray and Christine Kaufmann engineering the escape, and Werner Klemperer as Colonel Klink—I'm just kidding; he actually plays Walter Brunner, one of those working on the tunnel. Says Judith Crist, the authentic locales lend "enough interest, perhaps, to make one overlook the obvious mechanics of characters, dialog and bits of business."

That brings us to Friday, when not much happens No, I'm kidding again; this has been a week with not one, not two, but three documentaries connected to the ocean. Monday, Search in the Deep saw Jacques Cousteau use new research submarines to record the life cycle of the great sea turtle, and on Tuesday National Geographic looked at Portugal's Men of the Sea, harvesting the North Atlantic cod. Tonight, we have the third part of the trilogy, as NBC's Tomorrow's World explores "Man and the Sea" (10:00 p.m.), with Frank McGee reporting on the latest scientific developments regarding "Earth’s greatest source of food, minerals and energy." To say that these shows are all wet would be a cheap joke (as well as perhaps inaccurate), so I'm not going to make it.
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Next up in the cultural zeitgeist: the kids "proud to be happies, not hippies."
Milton C. Anderson is not the last angry man, but there is one thing that burns him up: the way the youth of America are being portrayed in the Sixties. "The picture of young America—in the papers, on television—was something completely different from what I saw every day at school," he says. "And what was true in ’61 is even more true today." So instead of "tune in, turn on, drop out," he came up with "drop in, tune up and turn on" to a group of young people, all high school or college students, who are "all cleanliness, friendliness and Sunday-school manners." Thus were born the Young Americans, using their clean-cut, flag-waving song and dance to spread, according to their motto, "Understanding of people through youth and music."
Anderson reviews with Judith Jobin the process by which the group is formed: from the thousands of applications he receives, he selects 86 studients, from which a core of 36 perform most frequently. Those chosen have to be performers, of course, with "large doses of talent," but more important, "they must be Good People. Good People are people who aren’t all wrapped up in themselves but have thoughts and feelings for others."
Since their first appearance on a Bing Crosby special in the early 1960s, the Young Americans appear to have struck a chord with a public "increasingly discomfited and unnerved by rampant 'naysaying' among the country’s youth." Just ask Alex Grasshoff, the director of a documentary about the group: "They generate a fantastic emotional level. When I first saw them, I started to get a lump in my throat." Members of the group ("Unashamed Pollyannas all") talk about how "Talking out differences is the only way to world peace," and despite the upheaval in the world, they try to remain apart from it. "We talk about school, we worry about getting drafted," one says. "Well, we don’t talk about the Government—we’'re not politically inclined." 
Not everyone is a fan of the Young Americans; "it’s hard to ignore the fact that other young musicians—Dylan and Donovan, the Beatles and Buffy Sainte-Marie, to name a few—are doing songs that 'tell it like it is' ", while the Young Americans sing show tunes and upbeat songs with lyrics like "We’ve got the road ahead of us . . ." and “We’ve got the future in our hands . . ." One member of the group acknowledges that "It does get kind of cutesy-cutesy at times," and that cutting out references to smoking and drinking, and words like "damn" is "not too realistic." For all that, though, the Young Americans are a close-knit group; members must leave when they reach 21, and "Nobody ever wants to leave. All your friends are inside the group." And, more than 60 years later , they continue to perform and tour, "inspiring the world through music." 
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Fashion layouts usually go over well, so I'd be remiss in not including this one with Angie Dickinson. Here, she's showing off the spring collection for TIffeau & Busch; designer Jacques Tiffeau "likes hippie bells, colored sandals and short, curly hair with his clothes—and we couldn't agree more."

The outfits swing for sure. But Ang, that hair—it looks like someone stuck your finger in a light socket.
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Finally, a quick look behind the scenes at what goes into "This Week in TV Guide."  
Some issues are chosen for a specific reason—a story in the issue, or a particular program on at the time. The majority, though, are picked more or less at random, depending on what might be available for a given week. For instance, I was going to do an issue from 1954 this week, but considering the last issue from the '50s didn't get much of a response, I though you all might prefer something more recent, so I looked through the issues that fit the week, and chose this one, for no particular reason. 
We come to The Doan Report, and the headline: "How TV Covered Dr. King's Death." 
The turnaround time is impressive, cosidering the assassination happened on Thursday, April 4, just a week before this issue landed on newsstands. That day, news of King's shooting reached most viewers during the evening news; announcement of his death came about an hour later. Cameras switched back and forth: to Washington, where President Johnson and Vice President Humphrey expressed their shock; to Atlanta, where Coretta Scott King was. to Memphis, the scene of the crime. NBC cancelled Dragnet at 9:30 p.m. ET for a special report; ABC was on at 10:00 p.m. for an hour, and later Joey Bishop devoted his entire late-night show to King tributes. (Although it's not mentioned here, Johnny Carson skipped his monologue the following night, instead using the time to talk about King, who'd been a guest two months earlier,) CBS had an 80-minute summary at 11:00 p.m. Coverage continues next week, including the funeral, which forces the rescheduling of the Academy Awards. 
In a couple of months you'll be reading from the issue of June 15, 1968; I was looking through it recently, doing some preliminary scouting for items of interest, and saw the following headline, again from The Doan Report: "How TV Saw the Assassination." He's speaking this time, of course, about Robert F. Kennedy; a virtually identical headline, only with different names, but death casts the same odor. 
In the issue of April 20, following up on the King story, Doan says that King's assassination "pre-empted TV’s attention as had nothing since the assassination of President Kennedy." Just wait, though; you'll have another opportinity a couple of months later. TV  
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April 14, 2023

Around the dial




There's not much activity at the classic television corral this week, and I can't for the life of me figure out why. It couldn't have anything to do with this being Easter week, or spring break (somewhere), or the start of real springtime weather, or things that might keep people from staying indoors and watching old television shows, right?
Actually, I envy people like that, you know, people who have actual lives. I spend too much time in front of the television, I'm sure; I'm equally sure that I spend too much time on the keyboard. I am a writer, after all, so I suppose I'm just doing what I should be doing. Still, as I look at it, this is the start of the 13th season of It's About TV, and for most of that time I've kept myself to a schedule of four articles a week. Granted, some of them aren't that big a deal, but there are those that wind up taking a lot more time and effort than I'd prefer. I know that many people communicate their thoughts and opinions on Twitter, or Facebook, or Instagram; I use social media to promote the site, but when it comes to writing, I'll always be a long-form type of writer. I don't say that to project an air of superiority; as Walter Brennan used to say, "No brag, just fact." My job is to use words to say things, and right now I think I've used enough words to fill up what would otherwise be empty space, so we can get on with our regular programming. As I said, there may not be many links, but it's made up for by the quality.
At Cult TV Lounge, we have something most welcome: an original Avengers novel , Dead Duck, written by none other than John Steed himself, Patrick Macnee. At least that's what it says on the cover, although the likely author is Peter Leslie; "It is just within the bounds of possibility that Macnee may have had some slight input into the book."
Staying with the them of British television, over at Cult TV Blog (no relation to the above), John continues his posts on 1980s series TV with a look at the "coming-of-age" drama , and some typical examples from the era. John has the same general dislike for this genre as I do, but as he points out, these shows are invaluable for depicting the grim Britain of the 1980s 
Some of you may remember my old blog "Our Word and Welcome to It," which has been on an extended hiatus for, let's see, nearly two years now. (Never say never, though.) That title came from the 1969-70 series My World and Welcome to It , which starred William Windom and was aclaimed, though fell victim to low ratings. At Comfort TV, David tells you why it's one of his "unshakables."

Martin Grams talks autographs—their monetary value, and their personal value—in an interesting article that doubles as a noteon the autograph sale that Martin is a part of. Having looked at the website (which is included in the story I've linked to), there are some very fun and very affortable signatures for sale, and it's well worth your time to check it out.
Now, you see what I mean? In terms of quantity, not much, but I think you'll enjoy what we're sharing today. Next week we'll hopefully have more links, and less of me. TV  
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April 12, 2023

Incompetent, irrelevant, and immaterial

In their highly entertaining book Harry and Wally's Favorite TV Shows , authors Harry Castleman and Walter J. Podrazik have this to say about Hamilton Burger, the hapless D.A. and nemesis of Perry Mason: "[W]hile Burger may be 'zero for whatever' against Mason, he's probably batting a thousand against the guilty parties that Perry uncovers.'"

Well, duh. Since most of these parties confess their guilt in open court, in front of dozens of witnesses and court officials, it's hard to believe these cases even come to trial. Perhaps Burger accepts a plea of guilty in return for not seeking the death penalty, but it's not likely he even needs to go this far. Again: standing up and shouting "I did it and I'm glad I did it!" is not the best legal strategy if you intend to plead not guilty, unless you're going for an insanity defense.

I once commented on Twitter that Dr. Richard Kimble would never have been convicted had the prosecutor been Hamilton Burger. I suppose we should be grateful that Kimble was tried in Indiana rather than California; otherwise, we would have been deprived of one of television's great dramas. (I'm not sure the good doctor would agree with this, but then, it just goes to show that realtors are right: location does matter.) The fact remains, however, that Hamilton Burger has to have one of the most dismal records of any prosecutor in history. Only twice during the nine-year run of Perry Mason did Burger manage to defeat Perry, and even then the verdicts didn't stand: in one case the defendant turned out to be an imposter, and in the other Perry's able to free his client despite her attempts to protect someone else. Not only that, but there were six occasions during the series, while Raymond Burr was unable to play Mason due to hospitalization, when guest stars were cast in the role of defense attorney.* Despite the fact that none of these substitutes were specialists in trial law (and one was just a professor), every single one of them facing Burger was able to win by exposing the true criminal. So not only can he not beat Mason, we have no evidence that he can win against anyone else, either. Burger probably would have lost even if he'd been in charge of Stalin's show trials.

*Never let it be said that the show was afraid to aim high: the six replacements for Burr were Bette Davis, Michael Rennie, Hugh O'Brian, Walter Pidgeon, Mike Connors, and Barry Sullivan.

And so we come to the central question, the point of all these ruminations: could it be that Hamilton Burger is not just the worst lawyer ever seen on TV, but the most incompetent character, period? To test this hypothesis, I tried to come up with a short list of television characters who were not just dumb boobs, but true, Darwin Awards -level ineptitude, so bad at their jobs that they posed a threat to the very well-being of their profession, if not the community.

Who in the television universe might his competition be? You don't have to look around very far to find some prime contenders: Gilligan, for example. He doesn't seem to be able to do anything right, and yet he's goodhearted at heart. (If that isn't redundant.) If he were in charge of something more important, he might be the winner—or loser, I suppose we'd have to say—but as it is, there's no evidence that he's responsible for the shipwreck in the first place, and in fact he sometimes winds up inadvertently saving the others from greater harm. So Gilligan is out.

Ted Baxter is pretty bad as a newscaster, but unlike Gilligan he's not aware of his own incompetence, and he's such a buffoon you can't really dislike him, either. Frank Burns was labeled a "competent" surgeon, but he also flunked out of medical school twice, and he's unlikable as well, which counts double points against him—or in his favor, if you will. He's usually prevented from killing innocent patients by the other doctors in the unit, though, which means he doesn't do as much damage as he could. Colonel Klink and Sergeant Schultz are right up there as well; more than one time, Major Hochstetter (no slouch in the incompetence department himself) suggests that every time Klink screws up, he's responsible for taking a hundred years off the thousand-year Reich. We know he can't be that bad, though, or else the Nazis would have been in negative territory by the end of the first season.

The same goes for many of the other characters we might think of: neither Gomer Pyle nor Barney Fife cause the kind of collateral damage that makes them a real contender, and at least in the case of Pyle, one could argue that the real screw-up is the Marine recruiter who thought Pyle would be an addition to the Corps; he probably should have been charged with treason. (You notice Pyle never made it to Vietnam, either.) More recent contenders could include Carrie Mathison of Homeland, who might well be the most inept agent in the history of the CIA (and that's saying something), but she could probably get off on an insanity defense. A compelling case can be made for the double-team effort of Michael Scott and David Brent from, respectively, the American and British versions of The Office, or Conor Roy from Succession, but one could say they're as tragic as they are hopeless, and calling any of their characters the most incompetent ever would just be pouring it on.

But a Perry Mason episode wouldn't be complete without a last-minute surprise, and just when it seems that Hamilton Burger has finally made a case that the jury will buy, Paul Drake comes rushing in and hands a slip of paper to Perry, who opens it up and reveals the name of:

Homer Simpson.
It would be impossible to suggest that anyone is more inept at their job than Homer, and as for causing widespread damage, how does a nuclear core meltdown strike you? Homer also gets bonus points for being a bumbler not only in his job, but at home as well. He's a bad son, father, and husband, and doesn't take such good care of himself. And whereas Burger is sure he's right, right up until the time he's proven wrong, Homer doesn't even have the courage of his faults, His redeeming qualities, and he does have some, merely elevate him from, say, the ninth circle of incompetence to the seventh.

So even when it comes to losing, Burger can't win,* which might well be the ultimate example of his incompetence. Which leads one to wonder when Burger might think to himself, "Maybe it's not you; maybe it's me."  When you consider how the judge almost always rules against his objections, or the number of times he's hoist on his own petard by smugly stipulating to something that Perry later uses to outwit him at a crucial moment in the trial, you begin to wonder how this guy even passed the bar.

*As Yukon Cornelius might say to Rudolph and Hermey, even on the Island of Misfit Toys, he's a misfit.

Given all this, how does Hamilton Burger keep getting elected District Attorney of Los Angeles County? (It is an elective office, after all, with the elected official serving a four-year term.) He has a large department to oversee; according to their website, "the Los Angeles County District Attorney's Office is the largest local prosecutorial office in the United States." He also has a myriad number of deputy district attorneys at his disposal (there are 1,000 today; there must have been several hundred in Burger's time). Yet he insists on trying high-profile cases, and even assuming a few gimmies here and there, his overall record must be miserable. How must Joe Friday feel, knowing that virtually his only chance at putting away the bad guy is to get a confession, because if it goes to trial Burger's sure to screw it up? No, Burger's continuing presence in office can only be regarded as one of those mysteries of life. Either that, or crooked politics. (Jake Gittes, call your office!)

William Talman, the actor who so wonderfully portrayed Burger, was philosophical about losing to Mason week after week. "Burger doesn't lose. How can a district attorney lose when he fails to convict an innocent person? Unlike a fist or gun fight, in court you can have a winner without having a loser." That's a noble sentiment to be sure, but perhaps Burger wouldn't "fail to convict" so often if his department did a more thorough investigation before attempting to indict someone with evidence that doesn't even make it through the pretrial hearing. And then there's Burger always kvetching about Mason and his "courtroom tricks" that threaten to turn everything into a circus. Yes, Perry's methodology can be unorthodox at times, but you'd think that Burger would remember that those tricks usually wind up uncovering the real killer. He might at least be thankful that Mason's making his job easier for him. As Gerry Spence, perhaps America's greatest trial lawyer, once said, "I would rather have a mind opened by wonder than one closed by belief." Burger's problem is that he believes in himself too much, when a wondering mind would be a little more open to Mason's tactics—especially when they're always successful.

Now, I don't suppose I'd be doing you much good here if I didn't point out that television often occupies a world other than the one in which we live, and we ought to be grateful for that. No attorney tries 39 cases a year; and no district attorney personally handles every case that comes his way. And if Perry Mason was the world's greatest defense attorney, surely he'd be flying all over the country like Clinton Judd, taking on some of the nation's most notorious cases; at least that way he'd be beating up on a different D.A. each week. Sure, Perry Mason is formulaic, but so is a vaccine, and nobody ever told Jonas Salk they'd like to see him work for once without the formula, and then we'd find out how great he was. Perhaps we're all just better off if we accept the fact that Burger's true purpose in life is to serve as the Washington Generals  of the legal profession.

I suppose we've been beating up a little too much here on poor Ham Burger. And maybe we can't convict him of being television's most incompetent character. But at least we can make the case that as far as district attorneys go, he is in a class of his own. Nobody, but nobody, comes close to his perfect record. And if you don't like it, well, sue me. Just make sure you get a better lawyer. TV  
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April 10, 2023

What's on TV? Monday, April 11, 1955




As you might have noticed last Saturday, there was no MST3K alert this week, but that's only a guess on my part. There are, by my count, seven "To Be Announced" features today, most of them appearing on WATV, so who knows? WATV, which lives on today as WNET (one of the PBS flagship stations), has had quite the varied history, as you can see at Faded Signals ; where else could you have found a show such as Daywatch, which "consisted of a camera focused on a teletypewriter printing wire service news stories, interspersed with cut-aways to mechanical toys against a light music soundtrack." Check out the rest from the New York Metropolitan edition.
  -2- WCBS (CBS)

  MORNING

       6:45

Previews

       6:55

Give Us This Day

       7:00

Morning Show—Jack Paar

       8:55

Memo—Margaret Arlen

       9:00

George Skinner—Variety

     10:00

Gary Moore—Variety

     10:30

Arthur Godfrey—Variety

       

   11:30

Strike It Rich—Quiz

Guest: Bill Stewart

  AFTERNOON

     12:00

Valiant Lady—Serial

     12:15

Love of Life—Serial

     12:30

Search for Tomorrow

     12:45

Guiding Light—Serial

       1:00

The Inner Flame—Serial

       1:15

Road of Life—Serial

       1:30

Welcome Travelers

       2:00

Robert Q. Lewis—Variety

       2:30

Linkletter’s House Party

       3:00

The Big Payoff—Quiz

       3:30

Bob Crosby—Music

       4:00

Brighter Day—Serial

       4:15

Secret Storm—Serial

       4:30

On Your Account—Quiz

       5:00

MOVIE—Musical

“Square Dance Jubilee” (1949)

  EVENING

       6:00

News—Robert Trout

       6:05

Feature—Bill Leonard

       6:10

Sports—Jim McKay

       6:15

MOVIE—Mystery

Early Show: “Sherlock Holmes and the Silver Blaze” NY TV debut (English)

       7:25

WEATHER—Carol Reed

       7:30

NEWS—Douglas Edwards

       7:45

PERRY COMO

       8:00

BURNS & ALLEN—Comedy

       8:30

TALENT SCOUTS—Godfrey

       9:00

I LOVE LUCY—Comedy

       9:30

DECEMBER BRIDE

     10:00

STUDIO ONE—Drama

“Passage of Arms”

     11:00

Chronoscope—News Panel

     11:15

NEWS—Ron Cochran

     11:25

Sports—Bill Hickey 

     11:30

MOVIE—Mystery

Late Show: “The Lie” (1954)

     12:45

MOVE—Drama

Late Late Show: “It Could Happen to You” Time approximate

 

 

  -4- WRCA (NBC)

  MORNING

       6:55

Daily Sermonette

       7:00

Today—Dave Garroway

Guest: Ethel Barrymore

       8:55

Herb Sheldon—Kids

     10:00

Ding Dong School—Kids

     10:30

Way of the World

     10:45

Sheilah Graham

Guest: Danny Thomas

     11:00

Home—Women’s News

  AFTERNOON

     12:00

Tennessee Ernie

     12:30

Feather Your Nest—Quiz

       1:00

News—Kenneth Bangharr

       1:05

Norman Brokenshire Show

       1:30

Beauty Advice—Willis

       2:00

MOVIE—Comedy

“Young and Willing”

       2:30

Jinx Falkenburg’s Diary

       3:00

Ted Mack—Variety

       3:30

The Greatest Gift

       3:45

Miss Marlowe—Serial

       4:00

Hawkins Falls—Serial

       4:15

First Love—Serial

       4:30

The World of Mr. Sweeney

       4:45

Modern Romances

“Attorney for the Defense”

       5:00

Pinky Lee—Variety

       5:30

Howdy Doody—Kids

  EVENING

       6:00

Superman—Adventure

       6:30

Sky’s the Limit—Games

       6:45

News—John Wingate

       6:55

Weather—Tex Antoine

       7:00

SHERLOCK HOLMES

       7:30

TONY MARTIN—Songs

       7:45

NEWS—John Cameron Swayze

       8:00

SID CAESAR—Comedy

       9:00

MEDIC—Drama

       9:30

ROBERT MONTGOMERY PRESENTS

“The Great Gatsby”

     10:30

BIG TOWN—Drama

     11:00

News—John McCaffery

     11:10

Weather—Tex Antoine

     11:15

Steve Allen—Variety

     11:30

Tonight—Steve Allen

Guests: Nora Kaye, Al Schacht

     12:45

MOVIE—Drama

“Foreign Correspondent”

Serialized in five parts, Mon.-Fri.

 

 

  -5- WABD (Du Mont)

  MORNING

     11:15

News—Jay Mims

       

   11:30

Girl Talk—Wendy Barrie

  AFTERNOON

     12:00

Funny Bunny

     12:30

Film Drama

“The Girl”

       1:00

Glamor Secrets—Mann

       1:30

Food for Thought—Graham

       2:00

Maggi McNellis—Women

       2:30

Letter to Lee Graham

       3:00

Film Drama

“The Diamond Necklace”

       3:30

Film Drama

“Torture”

       4:00

MOVIE—Adventure

“The Thief of Baghdad”

       5:30

The Old-Timer—Kids

  EVENING

       6:00

Magic Cottage—Pat Meikle

       6:30

Looney Tunes—Cartoons 

  DEBUT         7:00

WESTERN GAL

       7:25

WEATHER—Janet Tyler

       7:30

LIFE WITH ELIZABETH

       8:00

MOVIE—Historical Drama

“Rembrandt”

       9:00

FIGHT PRELIMS—St. Nick’s

     10:00

BOXING—St. Nick’s Arena

Pete Adams vs. Pat Lowry

     10:50

RINGSIDE—Chris Schenkel

     11:00

News—Don Russell

     11:10

Starlight Theater—Drama

“Neutral Corner”

 

 

  -7- WABC (ABC)

  MORNING

       8:00

Tinker’s Work Shop—Kids

       9:00

John Henry Faulk—Kids

       9:55

News—George H. Combs

     10:00

Road of Romance

     10:30

Drama of Life

     11:00

The Romper Room—Kids

  AFTERNOON

     12:00

Time for Fun—Kids

     12:30

Entertainment—Variety

Guests: Joey Carter, Fletcher Pack, Joy Sobey

       3:00

Romantic Interlude

“Adventures in Java”

       3:30

Memory Lane—Franklin

       4:00

Hopalong Cassidy

       5:15

Tales of the Traveler

“Zorro Rides Again” part 6

  EVENING

       6:00

Files of Jeffrey Jones

       6:30

Film Drama

“Backfire”

       6:45

Sports Review

       6:50

News—Don Goddard

       6:55

Weather—Scotty Scott

       7:00

KUKLA, FRAN & OLLIE

       7:15

NEWS—John Daly

       7:30

NAME’S THE SAME

       8:00

TV READER’S DIGEST

“How Charlie Faust won a pennant for the Giants”

       8:30

CONCERT—Barlow

Guest: Eugene Conley

       9:00

GLORIA SWANSON

“The Host”

       9:30

CAVALCADE OF STARS

“Week-end with Walt-uh”

     10:00

FILM DRAMA

     10:30

BIFF BAKER—Adventure

     11:00

Film Drama

“The Lady and the Champ”

     11:30

Weather—Scotty Scott

     11:35

News—George H. Combs

 

 

   8  WNHC (NEW HAVEN) (ABC, CBS, NBC, Du Mont)

  MORNING

       7:00

Today—Dave Garroway

Guest: Ethel Barrymore

       9:00

Yankee Peddlers—Nielsens

     10:00

Ding Dong School—Kids

     10:30

Way of the World

     10:45

Sheilah Graham

Guest: Danny Thomas

     11:00

Shopping News—Malmgren

       

   11:30

Strike It Rich—Quiz

Guest: Bill Stewart

  AFTERNOON

     12:00

Tennessee Ernie

     12:15

Love of Life—Serial

     12:30

Search for Tomorrow

     12:45

Electric Show—Baker

       1:30

Welcome Travelers

       2:00

Robert Q. Lewis—Variety

       2:30

Guiding Light—Serial

       2:45

News—Joe Burns

       3:00

The Big Payoff—Quiz

       3:30

The Greatest Gift

       3:45

Miss Marlowe—Serial

       4:00

Hawkins Falls—Serial

       4:15

Secret Storm—Serial

       4:30

Meet the Stars—Variety

Guests: The University Four, Sarah Vaughan

       5:00

Outdoor Adventure Club

       5:30

Howdy Doody—Kids

  EVENING

       6:00

Stage 8—Drama

“Horses and Fur Coats”

       6:30

Sportscape—Syd Jaffe

       6:40

Weather—St. George

       6:45

News—Larry McNamara

       7:00

MR. DISTRICT ATTORNEY

       7:30

THIS IS OUR CITY

       7:45

NEWS—John Cameron Swayze

       8:00

SID CAESAR—Comedy

       9:00

I LOVE LUCY—Comedy

       9:30

DECEMBER BRIDE

     10:00

STUDIO ONE—Drama

“Passage of Arms”

     11:00

Rheingold Theatre—Drama

     11:30

Film Drama

“The Prosecutor”

     12:00

MOVIE—Spy Drama

“The Spy in Black” (English)

 

     1:00

News Report

 

 

  -9- WOR (Ind.)

  AFTERNOON

       1:00

Public Service Film

       1:30

MOVIE—Melodrama

“The Sicilian” (Italian)

       3:00

Ted Steele—Variety

Guests: Joe Marine, Betty Johnson

       5:00

Teen Bandstand—Steele

  EVENING

       6:00

Merry Mailman—Kids

Guest: Professor Irwin Corey

       6:45

News—Lyle Van

       6:55

Sports—Jack O’Reilly

       7:00

COWBOY G-MEN

       7:30

MOVIE—Drama

Million Dollar Movie: “The Winslow Boy” (English; 1949)

       9:00

To Be Announced

     10:00

MOVIE—Drama

Million Dollar Movie: “The Winslow Boy” (English; 1949)

     11:30

MOVIE—Melodrama

“Duel Without Honor” (Italian)

 

 

  11 WPIX (Ind.)

  AFTERNOON

     12:00

New York Calendar

     12:15

Travel Film

     12:45

What’s Your Trouble?

       1:00

Big Picture—Army Film

       1:30

Picture Parade

       1:50

MOVIE—Adventure

“The Daring Rogue” (1949)

       3:15

MOVIE—Comedy

“Grand Canyon” Time approximate

       4:30

Diane Lucas—Cooking

       5:00

Cartoon Comics

       5:30

Clubhouse Gang Comedies

  EVENING

       6:00

Ramar of the Jungle

       6:30

Liberace—Music

       7:00

NEWS—Kevin Kennedy

       7:10

WEATHER—Joe Bolton

       7:15

NEWS—Jack McCarthy

       7:25

SPORTS—Jimmy Powers

       7:30

MOVIE—Comedy

First Show: “A Girl in a Million” (English; 1950)

       8:55

NEWS—Joe Bolton

       9:00

MOVIE—To Be Announced

     10:00

MOVIE—To Be Announced

     10:50

NEWS—Jack McCarthy

     10:55

WEATHER—Joe Bolton

     11:00

Liberace—Music

     11:30

MOVIE—Mystery

“Irish Luck”

 

 

  13 WATV (Ind.)

  MORNING

       8:58

TV Pastor—Religion

       9:00

Casa Serena—Italian

       9:30

MOVIE—Italian

     11:00

Musical Moments

       

   11:15

Aldo Aldi—Variety

  AFTERNOON

     12:00

News Report

     12:05

Coffee Club

     12:30

Shop, Look, Cook—Bean

       1:00

MOVIE—To Be Announced

       2:00

MOVIE—To Be Announced

       3:30

Fun Time—Kids

       4:00

MOVIE—Western

       5:00

Junior Frolics—Fred Sayles

       5:45

Fun Time—Kids

  EVENING

       6:00

MOVIE—Western

“In Old Montana”

       7:00

SPORTS SHOW   DEBUT  Panelists: Ward Wilson, Marty Glickman, Bert Lee Jr.

       7:30

BARRY GRAY

       7:45

FILM SHORTS

       8:00

REPORT FROM RUTGERS

       8:30

TROTTING—Roosevelt

       8:45

MOVIE—To Be Announced

Starting at this hour, regular programs will be interrupted for five minutes, every 20 minutes, for racing from Roosevelt.

     10:00

MOVIE—To Be Announced

     11:00

MOVIE—To Be Announced

 

 

  43 WICC (BRIDGEPORT) (ABC, Du Mont)

  EVENING

       6:00

News Report

       6:05

Sports—Manning Slater

       6:15

Quiz the Dentist

       6:30

Industry on Parade

       6:45

Family Rosary

       7:00

TELE-COMICS—Kids

       7:15

NEWS—John Daly

       7:30

NAME’S THE SAME

       8:00

HUNGARIAN THEATER

       8:30

CONCERT—Barlow

Guest: Eugene Conley

       9:00

FILM SHORTS

       9:30

THE BIG PICTURE

     10:00

UNIV. OF BRIDGEPORT


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